DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 04/01/2006    Duedate: 04/14/2006

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-424

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1245  440  8 73.9      JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                
  2 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212   25   16  0 61.0      I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                   
    HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259                      MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188               
  3 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1722 1353 19 56.0      NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268            
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237                  HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258               6 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1142 1004  8 53.2
    ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267               7 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  816  766  6 51.6
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                          BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256                      CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229           
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                      8-SRETSAMLEUD 18/1183    18   21  2 46.2
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252                SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134                   
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                    SRETSAMLEUD 62/1203                   
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254              9 SEA DOGS 7/203         80  124  3 39.2
  4 RUN AND HYDE 18/1221   15   12  1 55.6      SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    GRIM OBITUARY 62/1230                       SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
  5 NUTS 82/1240         2111 1785  7 54.2   10 DELVERS 42/1000       299  478  2 38.5
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069                  DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                         11 ARROGANCE 18/732      924 1608 17 36.5
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239                    THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1178                       JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                     12 U.A.K. 38/313          62  113  1 35.4
    WASTELAND 18/468                            OLD SCHOOL TOONS 36/1269              
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                     13 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150  563 1075 10 34.4
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    NUMBERS 62/937                              FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200               
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                   

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

                          The Obsidian Knowledge, Part Six

     Averi Brennan was a journeyman mage, which meant he was one of the favored elite
in Talahya, a hot marriage prospect and automatically invited to a lot of fashionable
parties.  Therefore he was a bit full of himself.  Like most of Lady Greywand's
graduate students, he had learned to look down on gladiators.
     Spending a night on a mission with two Lord Protectors had been an eye opener.
He had learned that some gladiators were as intelligent as he was.  He had learned
that some female gladiators, contrary to what "everyone knows," were neither scarred,
cynical battle-axes nor witless sex toys.  And he had learned that even a gladiator
who was also an ex-pirate with a complete set of gold teeth might be a man of
gentility and standards.  Well...maybe the jury was still out on that one.
     Their mission, as interpreted by Gringold and Wiggler, was to save an innocent
peasant family from the unrighteous wrath of Sheila Greywand.  Forbidden knowledge
about Lady Greywand, perhaps concerning a weakness or vulnerability, had been
magically converted to an edible form.  It had been eaten by a man, who was then
eaten by some lake monsters, one of which was believed to be on the dinner menu of a
poor family somewhere between Willow Beach and the Stronghold Academy in Talahya.
That was a lot of territory to search for people who might not even be showing
outward signs of knowing something they weren't supposed to know.  And anyway, maybe
the creature hadn't been eaten yet.  Maybe it had been pickled and stashed in a
cellar for later.
     It was four o'clock in the morning.  Brennan wasn't exactly tired.  The night
had had a surreal quality and he was running on adrenaline and a sense of stunned
acceptance.  If these gladiators couldn't help him find the missing lake monster,
Lady Greywand would be angry at him.  Of course she wasn't the type to do terrible
things to her underlings if they failed her in some way.  But there was something
about her that made you think she MIGHT change her mind about that policy any time.
His mentor at the Academy had advised him not to do too much magic for gladiators, as
it spoiled them.
     "There's a spell I can do," he said.  "I can scry backwards, and we can see who
stole the container."  He nodded towards the door of the school.  His mentor had said
not to invite gladiators into the school as it gave them the idea they were just as
good as mages.  "Let's go in, get some kav, maybe get someone to fix us some
breakfast while I warm up the crystal ball."
     Gringold shrugged and looked at Wiggler, who said, "Do you have someone to take
care of the horse and cart?"
     "Oh...yes."  The young mage took a bell from within his robes and rang it.  A
boy came out of the adjacent coach house, sneered at the rig which had been hastily
bought from a carter in Willow Beach, and then took the horse's bridle and led it
away.
     Carrying their stacks of sealed dinner containers which held magically shrunken
lake monsters, Wiggler and Gringold followed Brennan through the front door.  They
didn't know it was unusual for gladiators to be let in.
     The entry hall, which at the moment was dimly lit by a single sconce on the
white stone wall, had a huge portrait of a white-bearded wizard touching his finger
to the side of his nose.  Gringold touched his nose, too, as he met Wiggler's gaze.
In fact the place smelled funny.  Wiggler didn't indicate that she noticed, because
it wasn't good manners.  The place looked antiseptic with its whitewashed stone, but
in fact it whiffed of vinegar, formaldehyde, and unidentifiable other things.
     They followed Brennan down a series of hallways and into a laboratory where he
rang for tea, then waved them over to a couple of stools while he got a large crystal
ball out of cupboard.  He set it on the counter in its stand so that all three of
them had a good view of it.
     "Okay," he said.  "I need you both to concentrate on that wagon ride.  Let's see
what we can find out."
     They peered into the milky depths of the stone.  Wiggler blinked as she realized
she was looking at the horse and wagon, with the three of them standing next to the
wagon and talking.  Then Brennan backed away and the two gladiators, moving backwards
as well, replaced some containers into the covered water trough in the back of the
wagon, and then awkwardly climbed backward onto the seats.  Brennan returned, backed
onto the seat as well, and the whole rig started moving in reverse through the
streets of Talahya.
     It didn't take long.  As they paused at an intersection, waiting for traffic
that was still present in the wee hours, a nimble form hopped onto the wagon,
replaced something under the tarp, and then peered into the trough.
     Brennan froze the scene at that instant.  "That's the corner of Willow and
Circle," he said.  He waved his hand over the crystal ball.  The image of the thief
grew larger.  He adjusted the viewpoint slightly, trying to get a view of the face.
If it was an urchin as they'd speculated, it was a tallish one, nearly adult, but
slender.  The face was pale, but mostly in shadow.  It was hard to see.
     "That's the best look I can get at the thief," Brennan said.  Let's see where he
went.  He waved his hand over the ball again.  The image slow-forwarded, showing the
thief tucking the sealed dish into a black cloth bag which then went inside his or
her shirt.  Then the thief eased down off the wagon, dodged another wagon, and safely
crossed the street, hands in pockets, looking casual.  He or she walked a short
distance down the sidewalk and then turned up an alley.
     "I know that alley," Brennan said, his palm circling over the crystal ball to
scroll the view.  The thief glanced around and then opened a door and slipped inside.
The view followed, however.  The building appeared to be a warehouse.  The thief went
into an office, spoke to someone, and handed them the sealed dish.  The person at the
desk opened the dish and looked inside.
     Wiggler caught her breath, expecting the lake monster to leap up and bite his
face.  It might have been one of the dead ones, though, because it didn't move.  The
man cursed--there was no sound but he was clearly angry--and threw the contents of
the dish at the thief.  Now they could clearly see the thief's face.  It was a boy or
a young woman.  Looking disappointed, he or she picked up the shrunken monster and
put it in her pocket, then walked out and strolled through the warehouse to a room
with a locked door.
     The thief spoke to someone who unlocked the door.  The thief went in and stood
before a large cage, took out the shrunken monster and tossed it through the bars.
     The fishy thing was caught by...a catlike thing.  The moment a fang pierced the
shrunken monster, however, it expanded to its full size and was once again as big as
a large dog, if a large dog had tentacles and tail flippers and a huge mouth with six
rows of teeth.  It was still dead, though.
     As for the catlike thing...Brennan scrolled the view to get a better look at
that.  "Gods protect us!" he said.  The crystal showed a white-skinned creature
perhaps the mass of a large draft horse but built like a starving tiger, saber-
toothed.  It wasn't really a cat or anything else of Ghea.  The cat-like aspect only
went so far.  There were no nostrils.  The eyes were nothing but holes into darkness.
Smoke rose from its mouth as the creature bit into the lake monster and rapidly
devoured it.
     "What is that?" said Gringold.
     "I've only read descriptions before," Brennan replied.  "But I would guess
that's a barvokk.  They're minions of...various nasty gods.  And someone has brought
one onto the Isle of the Eye, and it has eaten the forbidden knowledge and knows Lady
Greywand's weakness!"

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 541): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 425): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 549): HEARTS of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 545): FORK BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 544): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 548): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 545): PINK NOSE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 540): SADIE of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 531): ODDLY SHAPED BOOB of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 530): SCYTHE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 504): OLIVE OYL of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 494): GROUCHO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 219): HOT AIR DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 482): FOUR OF SPADES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 430): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 205): NICKLEBACK of MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 379): DIED of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 170): 2 PHAT 2 of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 423): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
                             Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 541): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 425): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 549): GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 545): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 544): SPORTS GREATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 548): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 545): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 540): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 531): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 530): D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 504): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 494): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 219): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 482): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 430): RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 205): none
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 193): ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 379): LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 170): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 423): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 544): ALL LICKERED UP of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 544): NORLE PARTH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
               (turn 543): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 531): ODDLY SHAPED BOOB of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 504): OLIVE OYL of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 494): GROUCHO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                  (turn 493): HARANDUR of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 481): KANGAROO LIFEBOAT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 429): SPIDER-MAN of WENSINWASIN M.H. (Youngblood, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 204): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
                          WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                      Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade

Hmm, I'm still here so I must be doing something right.  I don't have a lot of time
to talk since my manager is copying this down as I speak and he's still recovering
from a nasty cold.

Suffice it to say, I'm thinking I'll be up here until I'm pulled to Primus, whenever
that'll be.

C'mon, Darkholm, prove me wrong!  Someone come and take the Runeblade from me.

Rolex Watch, you're next on my list.  You might just be old enough to take me down.
Then again, you might be too pudly.  Only time will tell....

Bob, Eternal, signing off

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Warriors of the Federation,

     There was one TV challenge which was the only challenge, which was also the
title fight.  BOB, ETERNAL, (38-4460) (38-8-0,303) of SANDS OF TIME TV challenged
ROLEX WATCH (32-3732) (73-65-2,237) of LUST MUPPETS.  BOB, ETERNAL, devastated ROLEX
WATCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  It seems that the management
of the Aimed Blow Practitioner has been perfected in Darkholm.  Bob, thank you for
the column, and thank you for taking the trouble to issue a challenge, as well.  And
I hope your manager is feeling better.
     Well, our overall popularity leader, Crack is Cheap, fought Gringold, who was
then voted This Turn's Favorite.  CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (38-36-0,186) of NEGATIVE
CASH FLOW fought GRINGOLD (7-2416) (37-51-2,194) of SEA DOGS.  CRACK IS CHEAP luckily
beat GRINGOLD in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody fight.  This means that the
spectators love to watch Crack fight even though he is a defensive warrior, and they
gave Gringold the "scum sympathy" vote because he had to fight six whole minutes.
Actually, it WAS a very exciting fight, and could have gone either way.
     Needless to say, Rolex Watch was the most challenged warrior.  And no one
avoided anybody.  (sigh)  No one died.
     MASSAGE PARLOR (82-3972) (12-7-1,92) of ELIMINATED SATURDAY fought OLIVE OYL
(36-5622) (19-7-0,64) of OLD SCHOOL TOONS.  MASSAGE PARLOR demolished OLIVE OYL in a
1 minute one-sided conflict.  Eliminated Saturday, what a strange name for a team.
Some silly manager was celebrating the end of a case of constipation, I guess.  But
anyway, Olive Oyl was voted least popular this turn.  Don't worry, girl.  It's
because you're new and you lost quickly.  You'll get better, and someone else will be
in that spotlight next turn.
     Oh dear, there's...nothing much else to say.  I suppose I could give you the
full fight notes.
     HITZ (82-10428) (29-14-0,253) of 4-LETTER DOCTORS fought GOHAN (18-8449) (34-20-
1,190) of WASTELAND.  HITZ handily defeated GOHAN in an action packed 1 minute one-
sided match.
     DR DAZZLE (57-4485) (97-40-2,216) of PEPPER PRACTICE II fought HEART (97-1096)
(35-26-4,194) of ORGANS ON THE SAND.  DR DAZZLE bested HEART in a popular 1 minute
contest.
     PTI (7-5412) (49-28-0,218) of WASTELAND II fought NUMBERED WON (18-7434) (39-56-
1,199) of NEXT GENERATION.  PTI overpowered NUMBERED WON in a 1 minute mismatched
match.
     KYLIE (18-6057) (43-32-1,224) of UNTOUCHABLES fought MIMIC BLENNY (18-7541) (63-
35-1,206) of BIG MEAN FISH.  KYLIE was viciously subdued by MIMIC BLENNY in a popular
5 minute bloody duel.
     GOKU (7-5628) (32-13-0,219) of WASTELAND II fought HARV (82-20046) (30-12-1,208)
of 4-LETTER NAMES.  GOKU was narrowly defeated by HARV in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
gory brawl.
     MISS HONEY (36-4850) (86-89-0,212) of SCARRY TEAM fought CLEANER WRASSE (18-
6495) (96-82-2,184) of BIG MEAN FISH.  MISS HONEY handily defeated CLEANER WRASSE in
an action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
     NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (49-33-1,295) of WASTELAND fought MAHI MAHI (18-4899)
(129-76-1,205) of BIG MEAN FISH.  NEOSPHINCTER was vanquished by MAHI MAHI in a 1
minute uneven fight.
     DOC STEELE (18-6808) (61-93-1,214) of ARROGANCE fought ONE A DAY (98-799) (46-
37-3,199) of MY DRUGS.  DOC STEELE was outwaited by ONE A DAY in a popular 7 minute
fight.
     DOC STEELE (18-6010) (73-139-6,193) of ARROGANCE fought HE HATE ME (18-7820)
(40-46-2,190) of WASTELAND.  DOC STEELE overpowered HE HATE ME in a popular 1 minute
one-sided melee.  It's funny to see two Doc Steels in a row fight.  And they're from
the same team and the same arena.  At least this one won.
     DECK SWAB (18-2148) (37-39-2,202) of SEA DOGS fought COOLER (82-7277) (54-49-
1,200) of STYROFOAM.  DECK SWAB demolished COOLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched match.
     HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH (18-6977) (72-62-0,206) of BIG MEAN FISH fought HEAT (98-981)
(31-23-4,194) of WHAT A TREAT.  HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH devastated HEAT in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
     LIFE (3-4196) (52-166-0,185) of GAMES LIBRARY fought 2 (62-2976) (41-34-3,188)
of NUMBERS.  LIFE handily defeated 2 in an action packed 5 minute gory one-sided
conflict.
     BRICKTOP (18-7955) (41-31-0,190) of WASTELAND fought GATEWAY (82-15631) (29-7-
0,198) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES.  BRICKTOP bested GATEWAY in an action packed 2 minute
brutal duel.
     WENT TO MARKET (25-4288) (41-48-2,201) of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY fought SCHYLER (6-
4866) (74-118-1,207) of THE LADY'S LIST.  WENT TO MARKET devastated SCHYLER in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
     PUD 126 (82-22024) (34-20-0,201) of PUDS AGAIN 6 fought MEN WORKING (38-4189)
(36-88-1,152) of JUST BECAUSE.  PUD 126 overpowered MEN WORKING in an exciting 1
minute one-sided match.
     SUPER BUM (82-18411) (48-29-1,200) of FLAT BROKE fought TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-
1620) (116-119-0,180) of DELVERS.  SUPER BUM bested TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a popular 3
minute bout.
     YUENGLING (82-16265) (27-16-1,204) of LOCAL BEER fought BRADEN (6-4867) (75-117-
1,199) of THE LADY'S LIST.  YUENGLING vanquished BRADEN in an action packed 1 minute
gruesome one-sided match.
     MUCKER (42-3596) (81-83-2,193) of DELVERS fought FEAR (82-10416) (38-55-1,204)
of 4-LETTER ANXIETY.  MUCKER handily defeated FEAR in an exciting 1 minute one-sided
contest.
     ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (75-34-1,204) of CEMENTIA fought FRIJOLE! (99-1214)
(27-26-3,172) of BEAN MACHINE.  ETCHED IN STONE overpowered FRIJOLE! in a 1 minute
uneven fight.
     MOLOCH (62-1267) (35-47-1,195) of GRIM OBITUARY fought DUSKY JAWFISH (18-6978)
(67-68-1,176) of BIG MEAN FISH.  MOLOCH savagely defeated DUSKY JAWFISH in an action
packed 10 minute gory fight.
     RED FUSION (6-5480) (48-23-0,192) of IT'S NEW! fought APOLLYON (62-2348) (26-25-
1,162) of GRIM OBITUARY.  RED FUSION luckily beat APOLLYON in an action packed 5
minute brutal match.
     THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) (28-12-2,206) of DON'T ASK fought STUPID SEXY
FLANDERS (42-3836) (37-29-0,171) of I'M SO SEXY.  THE CUTICLE DANCE vanquished STUPID
SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
     CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (26-30-0,195) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY fought FRIED TWINKIE
(5-4562) (37-31-0,179) of MORE NEW TEAMS 2.  CREDIT LINE savagely defeated FRIED
TWINKIE in an action packed 3 minute competition.
     TASTY HANGNAIL (7-5463) (35-38-0,166) of WASTELAND II fought SHINY PENNY (32-
3789) (49-97-2,180) of FOUND IN THE SAND.  TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered SHINY PENNY in
an action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
     WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (33-91-2,164) of JUST BECAUSE fought MANUTE BOL (5-
4233) (29-20-0,169) of LARGE LOSERS.  WORK IN PROGRESS was overpowered by MANUTE BOL
in a 1 minute one-sided match.
     PUPPETMASTER (62-2295) (26-17-3,146) of GRIM OBITUARY fought SUSHI SLINGER (96-
1399) (15-9-3,149) of SEA DOGS.  PUPPETMASTER defeated SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute
fight.
     A. CAPONE (18-3228) (19-18-3,144) of UNTOUCHABLES fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310)
(14-17-0,92) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II.  A. CAPONE was overpowered by ??RADAR?? in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
     MAGINOT MIKE (4-4509) (67-100-1,149) of DOGS OF WAR fought I WET MY BED! (14-
4052) (26-11-0,100) of I BENT MY WOOKIE.  MAGINOT MIKE was demolished by I WET MY
BED! in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
     FREAK (18-7300) (24-13-4,134) of RUN AND HYDE fought HAILSTORM (7-5698) (24-6-
0,107) of WASTELAND II.  FREAK demolished HAILSTORM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
     BILLY THE SQUID (18-3880) (32-22-2,134) of SEA DOGS fought THE IMPECCABLE PIG
(5-3818) (22-13-0,100) of JUST DON'T CARE.  BILLY THE SQUID was overpowered by THE
IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
     ADASHIR (42-4088) (18-8-1,88) of HIGHER PURPOSE fought COOKIE FOR THE SOUL (6-
6002) (20-7-0,73) of HOLE IN THE WALL.  ADASHIR viciously subdued COOKIE FOR THE SOUL
in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
     BOZO (42-4016) (23-55-0,65) of CLOWNING AROUND fought CHIPS AHOY (97-1586) (11-
3-4,37) of DEATH BY CHOCOLATE.  BOZO was overpowered by CHIPS AHOY in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute one-sided competition.
     GROUCHO (38-3696) (21-16-0,79) of U.A.K. fought UBER GOOBER (82-26198) (26-21-
0,74) of NUTS.  GROUCHO was unbelievably bested by UBER GOOBER in a popular 4 minute
brutal match.
     TURTLEFACE (7-5734) (15-2-0,51) of WASTELAND II fought SINDARION (18-8499) (27-
15-1,71) of UNTOUCHABLES.  TURTLEFACE lost to SINDARION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
brutal duel.
     KUNG PAO KITTY (97-1310) (7-22-3,79) of CUTE & KINDA DEADLY fought DEBBY TONTE
(104-2) (20-30-0,30) of  ARENA STAND-INS.  KUNG PAO KITTY viciously subdued DEBBY
TONTE in a 2 minute bloody duel.  She's a sweet girl, but Debby is no fighter.  I
don't know why she volunteered to be a stand-in.
     That's all then.  Keep your fences mended so your horses don't stray.

                               With best wishes,
                                  Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       39   8  0  318  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HITZ 82-10428               30  14  0  268  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
-STRAFE 82-11158             47  18  0  237  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 PTI 7-5412                  50  28  0  229  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          87  89  0  226  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 HARV 82-20046               31  12  1  226  4-LETTER NAMES (1256)      DWES EG
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           98  40  2  224  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          130  76  1  223  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        64  35  1  220  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  73  62  0  219  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 YUENGLING 82-16265          28  16  1  217  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 DECK SWAB 18-2148           38  39  2  216  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  29  12  2  214  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      42  48  2  212  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            42  31  0  211  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MUCKER 42-3596              82  83  2  208  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     76  34  1  208  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            47  37  3  208  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 HEART 97-1096               35  27  4  206  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)  SHADOW GROVE
 KYLIE 18-6057               43  33  1  205  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 LIFE 3-4196                 53 166  0  204  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        49  34  1  204  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          74 139  6  203  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          49  29  1  203  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 PUD 126 82-22024            35  20  0  203  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 GOKU 7-5628                 32  14  0  203  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         27  30  0  202  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          61  94  1  200  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         73  66  2  198  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     39  36  0  198  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 MOLOCH 62-1267              36  47  1  198  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        39  57  1  195  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 GATEWAY 82-15631            29   8  0  195  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 RED FUSION 6-5480           49  23  0  194  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 BRADEN 6-4867               75 118  1  192  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 SCHYLER 6-4866              74 119  1  190  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 COOLER 82-7277              54  50  1  190  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             37  52  2  189  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR
 HEAT 98-981                 31  24  4  189  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 GOHAN 18-8449               34  21  1  187  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 FEAR 82-10416               38  56  1  186  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       36  38  0  184  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          40  47  2  181  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   116 120  0  180  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            27  27  3  180  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       67  69  1  179  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 2 62-2976                   41  35  3  179  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562        37  32  0  179  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           30  20  0  179  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      96  83  2  178  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 APOLLYON 62-2348            26  26  1  175  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  37  30  0  172  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         49  98  2  163  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         36  89  1  158  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    33  92  2  158  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 PUPPETMASTER 62-2295        27  17  3  156  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FREAK 18-7300               25  13  4  147  RUN AND HYDE (1221)        TALCAMA
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       15  10  3  145  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 I WET MY BED! 14-4052       27  11  0  136  I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239)    TOBIR
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   23  13  0  133  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          15  17  0  130  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
-MUTINEER 7-2607             33  25  2  127  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         67 101  1  118  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     32  23  2  110  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 A. CAPONE 18-3228           19  19  3  108  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            24   7  0  107  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972      13   7  1  102  ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ADASHIR 42-4088             19   8  1   99  HIGHER PURPOSE (1259)      RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BET OR NOT DIE 62-3981      19  12  3   89  SRETSAMLEUD (1203)         VALAMANTIS
 UBER GOOBER 82-26198        27  21  0   86  NUTS (1240)                DWES EG
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310       8  22  3   81  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
 SINDARION 18-8499           28  15  1   79  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
-PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856    24  17  5   76  SRETSAMLEUD (1183)         TALCAMA
 GROUCHO 38-3696             21  17  0   76  U.A.K. (313)               CLIFFHOME
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  20   8  0   75  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
-OTIS THE DRUNK 36-5483      15  13  0   66  OLD SCHOOL TOONS (1269)    JHANS
 OLIVE OYL 36-5622           19   8  0   63  OLD SCHOOL TOONS (1269)    JHANS
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          12   3  4   62  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 TURTLEFACE 7-5734           15   3  0   57  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
-MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668     25  12  1   53  SRETSAMLEUD (1134)         SIBIKHAS
-YOU 62-4002                 17  11  1   53  SRETSAMLEUD (1203)         VALAMANTIS
 BOZO 42-4016                23  56  0   46  CLOWNING AROUND (1200)     RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Braden -- On the lady's list, are you?  Well, I hope it's a list for SEVERE
punishment, because that's what you NEED.  You are HOPELESSLY uncouth. -- Life of
Osksi
P.S.  They tell me, SNICKERING as they do so, that today is a day for stupid,
pointless DECEPTION.  It must have been on JUST such a day that you were enrolled in
the FIRST place, because you are STUPID, as well as uncouth.

Mahi Mahi -- I dunno, I never was one for fish, and this proves it.  Good fight. --
Mucker

2 -- Yes, you seem to have "done a number" on me there.  I unfortunately find it hard
to take such a gladiatress seriously.  It's your name, of course. -- Tolais Deepheart

Apollyon -- Appalling, anyway.  A dwarf at five foot nine?  I don't think so! --
Maginot Mike
P.S.  Seriously, are you a human under false pretenses, or a dwarf who's been
drinking growth potions, or what?

Desiree -- But pink flamingoes are an endangered species!  You can't...oh.  Well, who
needs pink flamingoes in the Lake of Mists, anyway? -- Nick

    On the shore of this Lake, flamingoes are most definitely endangered.  The only
     birds that can survive here are fighting birds. -- Desiree
     P.S.  I didn't shoot the flamingo.  Last I saw, it was flapping its slow and
     defenseless way toward the Lake, so it's probably dead.

Chips Ahoy -- Next time, don't struggle so.  I mean, you're MADE to be eaten, right?
So why fight it?  By the time we were done, gazebo!  You were all crumbs, and it's
really hard to dunk crumbs in a glass of milk.  I had to use a SPOON. -- Debby Tonte

     Gazebo?  (sigh)

24 March 2006
A few notes about e-mailed personals:

You may submit personal ads, columns, spotlights, etc. electronically, either via e-
mail to ads at reality dot com (which doesn't need any more spam, thank you) or on
the web at http://www.reality.com/duel2/modules.php?name=Ads.  When you submit
something, you should get back a receipt from HAL at RSI.  If you do NOT get a
receipt, your ads may have gone astray (not all e-mail makes it to its destination
any more than all snail mail does).  If you DO get a receipt, it should, in the body
of the message, tell you what arena your stuff was filed in.  Check your receipt to
make sure your submission made it to the intended destination.  Also check to see
that everything you sent made it to the same place.  Sometimes HAL, who is rather
simple-minded in some ways, will send half your stuff to another arena if the name
or number of that arena shows up at the beginning of a line.  So if the word Ti
appears at the beginning of a line halfway through your ads, all the ads after that
may end up in Ti, which is closed and doesn't need ads.  As a side note, sometimes
things move slowly, so don't wait until the last minute to send your ads and all.
If they get held up along the way, they may not show up until next turn.  Happy
writing! -- Ed.

28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold.  Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris!  May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BOB, ETERNAL, devastated ROLEX WATCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
HITZ handily defeated GOHAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
DR DAZZLE bested HEART in a popular 1 minute contest.
PTI overpowered NUMBERED WON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KYLIE was viciously subdued by MIMIC BLENNY in a popular 5 minute bloody duel.
GOKU was narrowly defeated by HARV in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
MISS HONEY handily defeated CLEANER WRASSE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
NEOSPHINCTER was vanquished by MAHI MAHI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DOC STEELE was outwaited by ONE A DAY in a popular 7 minute fight.
DOC STEELE overpowered HE HATE ME in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
DECK SWAB demolished COOLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH devastated HEAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
LIFE handily defeated 2 in a action packed 5 minute gory one-sided conflict.
BRICKTOP bested GATEWAY in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
WENT TO MARKET devastated SCHYLER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PUD 126 overpowered MEN WORKING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat GRINGOLD in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody fight.
SUPER BUM bested TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a popular 3 minute bout.
YUENGLING vanquished BRADEN in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
MUCKER handily defeated FEAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
ETCHED IN STONE overpowered FRIJOLE! in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MOLOCH savagely defeated DUSKY JAWFISH in a action packed 10 minute gory fight.
RED FUSION luckily beat APOLLYON in a action packed 5 minute brutal match.
THE CUTICLE DANCE vanquished STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CREDIT LINE savagely defeated FRIED TWINKIE in a action packed 3 minute competition.
TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered SHINY PENNY in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
WORK IN PROGRESS was overpowered by MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PUPPETMASTER defeated SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute fight.
A. CAPONE was overpowered by ??RADAR?? in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAGINOT MIKE was demolished by I WET MY BED! in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
FREAK demolished HAILSTORM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BILLY THE SQUID was overpowered by THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MASSAGE PARLOR demolished OLIVE OYL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ADASHIR viciously subdued COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
BOZO was overpowered by CHIPS AHOY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided competition.
GROUCHO was unbelievably bested by UBER GOOBER in a popular 4 minute brutal match.
TURTLEFACE lost to SINDARION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
KUNG PAO KITTY viciously subdued DEBBY TONTE in a 2 minute bloody duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         LUNGING ATTACK   122 -  89 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         WALL OF STEEL     45 -  34 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        65 -  73 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  30 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       52 -  61 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  34 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 424 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        8 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         7  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         7 -  7     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460      39   8  0  318 SANDS OF TIME (1178)
LUNGING ATTACK   HITZ 82-10428              30  14  0  268 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         130  76  1  223 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
BASHING ATTACK   DECK SWAB 18-2148          38  39  2  216 SEA DOGS (328)
TOTAL PARRY      BRICKTOP 18-7955           42  31  0  211 WASTELAND (468)
SLASHING ATTACK  HEART 97-1096              35  27  4  206 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)
WALL OF STEEL    KYLIE 18-6057              43  33  1  205 UNTOUCHABLES (1212)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         61  94  1  200 ARROGANCE (732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MOLOCH 62-1267             36  47  1  198 GRIM OBITUARY (1230)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was GRINGOLD 7-2416.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOC STEELE 
18-6808, MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541, MOLOCH 62-1267, DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978, APOLLYON 
62-2348, CREDIT LINE 82-1366, GROUCHO 38-3696, LIFE 3-4196, GOKU 7-5628, and HARV 
82-20046.

The least popular fighter this week was OLIVE OYL 36-5622.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HAILSTORM 7-5698, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, HE HATE ME 18-7820, 
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, NUMBERED WON 18-7434, ROLEX WATCH 32-3732, BILLY THE SQUID 
18-3880, MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509, SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399, and SHINY PENNY 32-3789.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  DWES EG(82)         11  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  4 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          8 10 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 53 166  0  204  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         67 101  1  118  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562        37  32  0  179  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           49  23  0  194  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 PTI 7-5412                  50  28  0  229  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 I WET MY BED! 14-4052       27  11  0  136  I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239)    TOBIR
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          130  76  1  223  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      42  48  2  212  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         73  66  2  198  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          87  89  0  226  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       39   8  0  318  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME
 MUCKER 42-3596              82  83  2  208  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           98  40  2  224  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     76  34  1  208  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 MOLOCH 62-1267              36  47  1  198  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 HITZ 82-10428               30  14  0  268  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       15  10  3  145  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 HEART 97-1096               35  27  4  206  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)  SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            47  37  3  208  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            27  27  3  180  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE