DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 04/15/2006 Duedate: 04/28/2006
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-425
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1246 440 8 73.9 WASTELAND II 7/500
2 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212 27 18 0 60.0 NUMBERS 62/937
HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268
3 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1728 1355 19 56.0 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242
4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243
ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267 6 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1143 1004 8 53.2
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256 7 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 819 770 6 51.5
LOCAL BEER 82/1219 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202
LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229
4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 8 SEA DOGS 7/203 81 127 3 38.9
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252 SEA DOGS 18/328
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 SEA DOGS 96/1241
4-RUN AND HYDE 18/1221 15 12 1 55.6 9 DELVERS 42/1000 301 480 2 38.5
GRIM OBITUARY 62/1230 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
5 NUTS 82/1240 2128 1795 7 54.2 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 10 ARROGANCE 18/732 926 1613 17 36.5
CEMENTIA 61/1112 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
SANDS OF TIME 38/1178 11-U.A.K. 38/313 62 113 1 35.4
I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239 OLD SCHOOL TOONS 36/1269
PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 12 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150 563 1079 10 34.3
WASTELAND 18/468 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200
MY DRUGS 98/1179
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 542): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 425): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 550): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 546): LEGALASS of THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 545): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 549): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 546): WOOD CHUCK of EAGER BEAVERS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 541): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 532): FEAR of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 505): SPEKTER of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 495): PAWS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 219): HOT AIR DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 380): JEFFRO of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 424): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 542): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 425): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 550): GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 546): THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 545): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 549): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 546): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 541): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 532): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 531): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 505): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 495): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 219): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 483): none
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 431): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 380): LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 424): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 542): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 545): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 544): NORLE PARTH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 531): ODDLY SHAPED BOOB of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 504): OLIVE OYL of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 494): GROUCHO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello, Darkholmies.
It was a rather short fight-day, but that is to be expected after a tournament.
The fights actually had to be postponed a couple of days so that at least some
warriors could recover from their post-tourney hangovers and make it back to the
Isle.
I was glad to see that our Keeper of the Runeblade issued a TV challenge, and
that he won...he did challenge pretty far down the list, though. Bob, maybe you
would like to challenge Strafe next time? I don't think you would have too much
trouble with a Wall of Steel, but he is a very good duelist and would at least make
an interesting fight of it. Of course, as a Tournament Victor himself, Strafe will
be making his own challenges and might be hard to get through to. We all want to see
this fight happen though, don't we?
Strafe, will you challenge Bob, Eternal for your next fight?
BOB, ETERNAL, (38-4460) (39-8-0,318) of SANDS OF TIME TV challenged HARLEQUIN
TUSKFISH (18-6977) (73-62-0,219) of BIG MEAN FISH. BOB, ETERNAL, devastated
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
STRAFE (82-11158) (47-18-0,237) of BLACK PRIMERS TV challenged BRICKTOP (18-
7955) (42-31-0,211) of WASTELAND. STRAFE demolished BRICKTOP in a popular 3 minute
gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.
There were no avoids. No one was killed. It's unnatural.
Mr. Cheap coasted by on his accumulated popularity, not really adding to it this
turn. MAHI MAHI (18-4899) (130-76-1,223) of BIG MEAN FISH fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-
18422) (39-36-0,198) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. MAHI MAHI overpowered CRACK IS CHEAP in
an action packed 1 minute uneven melee. Hmm.
DOC STEELE (18-6808) (61-94-1,200) of ARROGANCE fought RED FUSION (6-5480) (49-
23-0,194) of IT'S NEW!. DOC STEELE was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in an
action packed 7 minute fight. Doc was this week's favorite warrior and perhaps it
was scum sympathy. But then again, this determined parry-lunger won the same honor
last turn. Crack, look out. He's catching up with you.
And down among the newcomers, Hailstorm was voted least popular. You can see
why. HAILSTORM (7-5698) (24-7-0,107) of WASTELAND II fought SUSHI SLINGER (96-1399)
(15-10-3,145) of SEA DOGS. HAILSTORM was overpowered by SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute
one-sided fray. Getting one-shotted doesn't make a great first impression on the
spectators. But hang in there, HS. It'll get better.
I could babble on a bit longer but I won't. Oh, advice: Watched pots never
boil. This means, don't run out to the mailbox every ten minutes to see if a letter
has come (unless the mailbox is a long way away and you really need the exercise).
It also means that if you don't want a pot to come to boil just yet, assign someone
to sit and watch it. Chemists should take note of this amendment to the laws of
thermodynamics. (Are those the right laws to refer to in this context?)
So....
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 40 8 0 335 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HITZ 82-10428 30 14 0 268 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG
STRAFE 82-11158 48 18 0 256 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
PTI 7-5412 51 28 0 238 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
HARV 82-20046 32 12 1 237 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 131 76 1 235 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 99 40 2 231 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
MISS HONEY 36-4850 88 89 0 231 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 74 66 2 228 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 65 35 1 227 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
MUCKER 42-3596 83 83 2 219 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
-YUENGLING 82-16265 28 16 1 217 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 50 34 1 215 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
ONE A DAY 98-799 48 37 3 214 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
KYLIE 18-6057 44 33 1 214 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
HEART 97-1096 36 27 4 214 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE
-THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 29 12 2 214 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPER BUM 82-18411 50 29 1 209 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 39 58 1 207 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6010 75 139 6 205 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
PUD 126 82-22024 36 20 0 205 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG
GOKU 7-5628 33 14 0 205 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
RED FUSION 6-5480 50 23 0 203 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 39 37 0 203 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
DECK SWAB 18-2148 38 40 2 203 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
GOHAN 18-8449 35 21 1 203 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6808 61 95 1 202 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
COOLER 82-7277 55 50 1 202 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 76 35 1 199 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
BRICKTOP 18-7955 42 32 0 199 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 73 63 0 198 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
-MOLOCH 62-1267 36 47 1 198 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS
HE HATE ME 18-7820 41 47 2 197 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 28 27 3 196 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE
LIFE 3-4196 53 167 0 195 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
-GATEWAY 82-15631 29 8 0 195 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 27 31 0 195 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 117 120 0 191 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
HEAT 98-981 31 25 4 191 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 42 49 2 190 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
GRINGOLD 7-2416 37 53 2 190 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR
FEAR 82-10416 38 57 1 186 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 36 39 0 186 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
BRADEN 6-4867 75 119 1 182 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 31 20 0 181 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 67 70 1 179 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
SCHYLER 6-4866 74 120 1 175 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
2 62-2976 41 36 3 175 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
-APOLLYON 62-2348 26 26 1 175 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 96 84 2 174 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 37 31 0 171 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 37 33 0 170 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 49 99 2 167 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
MEN WORKING 38-4189 36 90 1 163 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 33 93 2 161 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
-PUPPETMASTER 62-2295 27 17 3 156 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 16 10 3 155 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FREAK 18-7300 25 13 4 147 RUN AND HYDE (1221) TALCAMA
??RADAR?? 82-20310 16 17 0 141 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
I WET MY BED! 14-4052 28 11 0 138 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR
MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972 14 7 1 133 ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG
ADASHIR 42-4088 20 8 1 117 HIGHER PURPOSE (1259) RODEKI
A. CAPONE 18-3228 19 20 3 115 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 67 102 1 109 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
HAILSTORM 7-5698 24 8 0 109 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 23 14 0 109 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 32 24 2 105 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 21 8 0 91 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
UBER GOOBER 82-26198 28 21 0 88 NUTS (1240) DWES EG
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 11 9 0 79 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
-GROUCHO 38-3696 21 17 0 76 U.A.K. (313) CLIFFHOME
KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 8 23 3 71 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
TURTLEFACE 7-5734 16 3 0 65 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 13 3 4 64 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE
-OLIVE OYL 36-5622 19 8 0 63 OLD SCHOOL TOONS (1269) JHANS
BOZO 42-4016 23 57 0 56 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SINDARION 18-8499 28 16 1 50 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
2 -- As I expected. A born person who doesn't even merit a name is worthless. You
deserved that loss. -- Life of Osksi
2 -- You let Life beat you? Whoo! Mmm, that's special. -- Desiree
Super Bum -- (wincing) Well done. -- Tolais Deepheart
P.S. Remind me never to loan you money.
Fear -- As a golem, I am not readily susceptible to you. -- Mucker
I (meaning YOU) Wet My (meaning YOUR) Bed! -- I wouldn't boast about it, if I were
you. -- Maginot Mike
It's his manager you should be giving that advice to. With a record of 28-11-0,
Mr. Bed is a very respectable warrior. He gets to the arena on time, he puts
his armor on correctly, and he knows which end of his weapon to apply to his
foe. And he winces every time the announcer says his name. Take pity on him.
-- Desiree
24 March 2006
A few notes about e-mailed personals:
You may submit personal ads, columns, spotlights, etc. electronically, either via e-
mail to ads at reality dot com (which doesn't need any more spam, thank you) or on
the web at http://www.reality.com/duel2/modules.php?name=Ads. When you submit
something, you should get back a receipt from HAL at RSI. If you do NOT get a
receipt, your ads may have gone astray (not all e-mail makes it to its destination
any more than all snail mail does). If you DO get a receipt, it should, in the body
of the message, tell you what arena your stuff was filed in. Check your receipt to
make sure your submission made it to the intended destination. Also check to see
that everything you sent made it to the same place. Sometimes HAL, who is rather
simple-minded in some ways, will send half your stuff to another arena if the name
or number of that arena shows up at the beginning of a line. So if the word Ti
appears at the beginning of a line halfway through your ads, all the ads after that
may end up in Ti, which is closed and doesn't need ads. As a side note, sometimes
things move slowly, so don't wait until the last minute to send your ads and all.
If they get held up along the way, they may not show up until next turn. Happy
writing! -- Ed.
28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold. Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris! May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins: I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust. I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action. Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BOB, ETERNAL, devastated HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
STRAFE demolished BRICKTOP in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.
HARV devastated LIFE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
PTI devastated FEAR in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
DR DAZZLE beat NUMBERED WON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
MAHI MAHI overpowered CRACK IS CHEAP in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
MISS HONEY won victory over GRINGOLD in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
WENT TO MARKET was overpowered by MUCKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DECK SWAB was beaten by SUPER BUM in a exciting 2 minute fight.
MIMIC BLENNY demolished TASTY HANGNAIL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HEAT was savagely defeated by KYLIE in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
DOC STEELE was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in a action packed 7 minute fight.
DOC STEELE bested DUSKY JAWFISH in a action packed 1 minute brutal duel.
ONE A DAY devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
NEOSPHINCTER overpowered CREDIT LINE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
HE HATE ME overpowered SCHYLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
GOHAN devastated CLEANER WRASSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
ROLEX WATCH viciously subdued ETCHED IN STONE in a popular 5 minute gruesome match.
HEART vanquished STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
PUD 126 overpowered MEN WORKING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GOKU overpowered SHINY PENNY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
COOLER vanquished BRADEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
2 was subdued by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
FRIED TWINKIE was handily defeated by FRIJOLE! in a exciting 4 minute uneven bout.
WORK IN PROGRESS lost to MANUTE BOL in a popular 1 minute bout.
A. CAPONE was defeated by I WET MY BED! in a action packed 1 minute duel.
MAGINOT MIKE was defeated by ADASHIR in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG was overpowered by MASSAGE PARLOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAILSTORM was overpowered by SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BILLY THE SQUID was devastated by ??RADAR?? in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH demolished SINDARION in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL demolished KUNG PAO KITTY in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
UBER GOOBER beat BOZO in a action packed 4 minute bout.
TURTLEFACE overpowered DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CHIPS AHOY slimly won victory over INKEEPER'S SON in a exciting 6 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 20 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 LUNGING ATTACK 126 - 85 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 WALL OF STEEL 44 - 34 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 AIMED BLOW 65 - 72 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 29 - 0 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 51 - 62 - 0 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 36 - 1 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 425 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 6 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 8 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 6 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 5
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 40 8 0 335 SANDS OF TIME (1178)
WALL OF STEEL STRAFE 82-11158 48 18 0 256 BLACK PRIMERS (1187)
LUNGING ATTACK PTI 7-5412 51 28 0 238 WASTELAND II (500)
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 131 76 1 235 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
TOTAL PARRY ONE A DAY 98-799 48 37 3 214 MY DRUGS (1179)
SLASHING ATTACK HEART 97-1096 36 27 4 214 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)
BASHING ATTACK DECK SWAB 18-2148 38 40 2 203 SEA DOGS (328)
PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 61 95 1 202 ARROGANCE (732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 33 93 2 161 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was DOC STEELE 18-6808. The ten other most popular fighters were TOLAIS
DEEPHEART 42-1620, ROLEX WATCH 32-3732, DECK SWAB 18-2148, BOZO 42-4016, MISS HONEY
36-4850, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, STRAFE 82-11158, KYLIE 18-6057, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112,
and PTI 7-5412.
The least popular fighter this week was HAILSTORM 7-5698. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, BRADEN 6-4867, MEN WORKING 38-4189,
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, TURTLEFACE 7-5734, BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880, WORK IN
PROGRESS 38-4193, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495, and SCHYLER 6-4866.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 9 3 0
KALTOS(5) 1 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
BONSUR(7) 3 3 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 7 10 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LIFE 3-4196 53 167 0 195 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 67 102 1 109 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 31 20 0 181 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 50 23 0 203 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
PTI 7-5412 51 28 0 238 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
I WET MY BED! 14-4052 28 11 0 138 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 131 76 1 235 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 42 49 2 190 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 74 66 2 228 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 88 89 0 231 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 40 8 0 335 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME
MUCKER 42-3596 83 83 2 219 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 99 40 2 231 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 76 35 1 199 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
2 62-2976 41 36 3 175 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
STRAFE 82-11158 48 18 0 256 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 16 10 3 155 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
HEART 97-1096 36 27 4 214 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE
ONE A DAY 98-799 48 37 3 214 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 28 27 3 196 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE