DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 04/15/2006    Duedate: 04/28/2006

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-425

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1246  440  8 73.9      WASTELAND II 7/500                    
  2 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212   27   18  0 60.0      NUMBERS 62/937                        
    HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259                      DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268            
  3 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1728 1355 19 56.0      I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                   
    HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270                       JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                    MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188               
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237                  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               
    ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267               6 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1143 1004  8 53.2
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256                    7 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  819  770  6 51.5
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                          BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                        CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229           
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                  8 SEA DOGS 7/203         81  127  3 38.9
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252                SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254                SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
  4-RUN AND HYDE 18/1221   15   12  1 55.6    9 DELVERS 42/1000       301  480  2 38.5
    GRIM OBITUARY 62/1230                       DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
  5 NUTS 82/1240         2128 1795  7 54.2      GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069               10 ARROGANCE 18/732      926 1613 17 36.5
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1178                    11-U.A.K. 38/313          62  113  1 35.4
    I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239                    OLD SCHOOL TOONS 36/1269              
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                     12 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150  563 1079 10 34.3
    WASTELAND 18/468                            THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                         CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200               
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                      

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 542): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 425): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 550): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 546): LEGALASS of THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 545): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 549): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 546): WOOD CHUCK of EAGER BEAVERS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 541): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 532): FEAR of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 505): SPEKTER of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 495): PAWS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 219): HOT AIR DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 194): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 380): JEFFRO of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 424): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
                             Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 542): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 425): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 550): GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 546): THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 545): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 549): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 546): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 541): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 532): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 531): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 505): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 495): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 219): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 483): none
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 431): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 194): VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 380): LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 424): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 542): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 545): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 544): NORLE PARTH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 531): ODDLY SHAPED BOOB of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 504): OLIVE OYL of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 494): GROUCHO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
                          WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello, Darkholmies.

     It was a rather short fight-day, but that is to be expected after a tournament.
The fights actually had to be postponed a couple of days so that at least some
warriors could recover from their post-tourney hangovers and make it back to the
Isle.
     I was glad to see that our Keeper of the Runeblade issued a TV challenge, and
that he won...he did challenge pretty far down the list, though.  Bob, maybe you
would like to challenge Strafe next time?  I don't think you would have too much
trouble with a Wall of Steel, but he is a very good duelist and would at least make
an interesting fight of it.  Of course, as a Tournament Victor himself, Strafe will
be making his own challenges and might be hard to get through to.  We all want to see
this fight happen though, don't we?
     Strafe, will you challenge Bob, Eternal for your next fight?
     BOB, ETERNAL, (38-4460) (39-8-0,318) of SANDS OF TIME TV challenged HARLEQUIN
TUSKFISH (18-6977) (73-62-0,219) of BIG MEAN FISH.  BOB, ETERNAL, devastated
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
     STRAFE (82-11158) (47-18-0,237) of BLACK PRIMERS TV challenged BRICKTOP (18-
7955) (42-31-0,211) of WASTELAND.  STRAFE demolished BRICKTOP in a popular 3 minute
gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.
     There were no avoids.  No one was killed.  It's unnatural.
     Mr. Cheap coasted by on his accumulated popularity, not really adding to it this
turn.  MAHI MAHI (18-4899) (130-76-1,223) of BIG MEAN FISH fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-
18422) (39-36-0,198) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW.  MAHI MAHI overpowered CRACK IS CHEAP in
an action packed 1 minute uneven melee.  Hmm.
     DOC STEELE (18-6808) (61-94-1,200) of ARROGANCE fought RED FUSION (6-5480) (49-
23-0,194) of IT'S NEW!.  DOC STEELE was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in an
action packed 7 minute fight.  Doc was this week's favorite warrior and perhaps it
was scum sympathy.  But then again,  this determined parry-lunger won the same honor
last turn.  Crack, look out.  He's catching up with you.
     And down among the newcomers, Hailstorm was voted least popular.  You can see
why.  HAILSTORM (7-5698) (24-7-0,107) of WASTELAND II fought SUSHI SLINGER (96-1399)
(15-10-3,145) of SEA DOGS.  HAILSTORM was overpowered by SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute
one-sided fray.  Getting one-shotted doesn't make a great first impression on the
spectators.  But hang in there, HS.  It'll get better.
     I could babble on a bit longer but I won't.  Oh, advice:  Watched pots never
boil.  This means, don't run out to the mailbox every ten minutes to see if a letter
has come (unless the mailbox is a long way away and you really need the exercise).
It also means that if you don't want a pot to come to boil just yet, assign someone
to sit and watch it.  Chemists should take note of this amendment to the laws of
thermodynamics.  (Are those the right laws to refer to in this context?)
     So....

                        Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       40   8  0  335  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HITZ 82-10428               30  14  0  268  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 STRAFE 82-11158             48  18  0  256  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 PTI 7-5412                  51  28  0  238  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 HARV 82-20046               32  12  1  237  4-LETTER NAMES (1256)      DWES EG
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          131  76  1  235  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           99  40  2  231  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          88  89  0  231  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         74  66  2  228  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        65  35  1  227  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MUCKER 42-3596              83  83  2  219  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
-YUENGLING 82-16265          28  16  1  217  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        50  34  1  215  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 ONE A DAY 98-799            48  37  3  214  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 KYLIE 18-6057               44  33  1  214  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 HEART 97-1096               36  27  4  214  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)  SHADOW GROVE
-THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  29  12  2  214  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          50  29  1  209  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        39  58  1  207  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          75 139  6  205  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 PUD 126 82-22024            36  20  0  205  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 GOKU 7-5628                 33  14  0  205  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 RED FUSION 6-5480           50  23  0  203  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     39  37  0  203  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 DECK SWAB 18-2148           38  40  2  203  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 GOHAN 18-8449               35  21  1  203  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          61  95  1  202  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 COOLER 82-7277              55  50  1  202  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     76  35  1  199  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            42  32  0  199  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  73  63  0  198  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
-MOLOCH 62-1267              36  47  1  198  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          41  47  2  197  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            28  27  3  196  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
 LIFE 3-4196                 53 167  0  195  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
-GATEWAY 82-15631            29   8  0  195  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         27  31  0  195  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   117 120  0  191  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 HEAT 98-981                 31  25  4  191  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      42  49  2  190  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             37  53  2  190  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR
 FEAR 82-10416               38  57  1  186  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       36  39  0  186  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 BRADEN 6-4867               75 119  1  182  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           31  20  0  181  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       67  70  1  179  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 SCHYLER 6-4866              74 120  1  175  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 2 62-2976                   41  36  3  175  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
-APOLLYON 62-2348            26  26  1  175  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      96  84  2  174  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  37  31  0  171  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562        37  33  0  170  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         49  99  2  167  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         36  90  1  163  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    33  93  2  161  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
-PUPPETMASTER 62-2295        27  17  3  156  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       16  10  3  155  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FREAK 18-7300               25  13  4  147  RUN AND HYDE (1221)        TALCAMA
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          16  17  0  141  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 I WET MY BED! 14-4052       28  11  0  138  I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239)    TOBIR
 MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972      14   7  1  133  ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG
 ADASHIR 42-4088             20   8  1  117  HIGHER PURPOSE (1259)      RODEKI
 A. CAPONE 18-3228           19  20  3  115  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         67 102  1  109  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            24   8  0  109  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   23  14  0  109  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     32  24  2  105  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  21   8  0   91  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UBER GOOBER 82-26198        28  21  0   88  NUTS (1240)                DWES EG
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  11   9  0   79  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG
-GROUCHO 38-3696             21  17  0   76  U.A.K. (313)               CLIFFHOME
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310       8  23  3   71  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
 TURTLEFACE 7-5734           16   3  0   65  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          13   3  4   64  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
-OLIVE OYL 36-5622           19   8  0   63  OLD SCHOOL TOONS (1269)    JHANS
 BOZO 42-4016                23  57  0   56  CLOWNING AROUND (1200)     RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SINDARION 18-8499           28  16  1   50  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

2 -- As I expected.  A born person who doesn't even merit a name is worthless.  You
deserved that loss. -- Life of Osksi

     2 -- You let Life beat you?  Whoo!  Mmm, that's special. -- Desiree

Super Bum -- (wincing)  Well done. -- Tolais Deepheart
P.S.  Remind me never to loan you money.

Fear -- As a golem, I am not readily susceptible to you. -- Mucker

I (meaning YOU) Wet My (meaning YOUR) Bed! -- I wouldn't boast about it, if I were
you. -- Maginot Mike

     It's his manager you should be giving that advice to.  With a record of 28-11-0,
     Mr. Bed is a very respectable warrior.  He gets to the arena on time, he puts
     his armor on correctly, and he knows which end of his weapon to apply to his
     foe.  And he winces every time the announcer says his name.  Take pity on him.
     -- Desiree

24 March 2006
A few notes about e-mailed personals:

You may submit personal ads, columns, spotlights, etc. electronically, either via e-
mail to ads at reality dot com (which doesn't need any more spam, thank you) or on
the web at http://www.reality.com/duel2/modules.php?name=Ads.  When you submit
something, you should get back a receipt from HAL at RSI.  If you do NOT get a
receipt, your ads may have gone astray (not all e-mail makes it to its destination
any more than all snail mail does).  If you DO get a receipt, it should, in the body
of the message, tell you what arena your stuff was filed in.  Check your receipt to
make sure your submission made it to the intended destination.  Also check to see
that everything you sent made it to the same place.  Sometimes HAL, who is rather
simple-minded in some ways, will send half your stuff to another arena if the name
or number of that arena shows up at the beginning of a line.  So if the word Ti
appears at the beginning of a line halfway through your ads, all the ads after that
may end up in Ti, which is closed and doesn't need ads.  As a side note, sometimes
things move slowly, so don't wait until the last minute to send your ads and all.
If they get held up along the way, they may not show up until next turn.  Happy
writing! -- Ed.

28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold.  Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris!  May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BOB, ETERNAL, devastated HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
STRAFE demolished BRICKTOP in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.
HARV devastated LIFE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
PTI devastated FEAR in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
DR DAZZLE beat NUMBERED WON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
MAHI MAHI overpowered CRACK IS CHEAP in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
MISS HONEY won victory over GRINGOLD in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
WENT TO MARKET was overpowered by MUCKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DECK SWAB was beaten by SUPER BUM in a exciting 2 minute fight.
MIMIC BLENNY demolished TASTY HANGNAIL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HEAT was savagely defeated by KYLIE in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
DOC STEELE was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in a action packed 7 minute fight.
DOC STEELE bested DUSKY JAWFISH in a action packed 1 minute brutal duel.
ONE A DAY devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
NEOSPHINCTER overpowered CREDIT LINE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
HE HATE ME overpowered SCHYLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
GOHAN devastated CLEANER WRASSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
ROLEX WATCH viciously subdued ETCHED IN STONE in a popular 5 minute gruesome match.
HEART vanquished STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
PUD 126 overpowered MEN WORKING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GOKU overpowered SHINY PENNY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
COOLER vanquished BRADEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
2 was subdued by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
FRIED TWINKIE was handily defeated by FRIJOLE! in a exciting 4 minute uneven bout.
WORK IN PROGRESS lost to MANUTE BOL in a popular 1 minute bout.
A. CAPONE was defeated by I WET MY BED! in a action packed 1 minute duel.
MAGINOT MIKE was defeated by ADASHIR in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG was overpowered by MASSAGE PARLOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAILSTORM was overpowered by SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BILLY THE SQUID was devastated by ??RADAR?? in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH demolished SINDARION in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL demolished KUNG PAO KITTY in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
UBER GOOBER beat BOZO in a action packed 4 minute bout.
TURTLEFACE overpowered DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CHIPS AHOY slimly won victory over INKEEPER'S SON in a exciting 6 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         LUNGING ATTACK   126 -  85 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         WALL OF STEEL     44 -  34 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         AIMED BLOW        65 -  72 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  29 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       51 -  62 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  36 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 425 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         6 -  8         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  6     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460      40   8  0  335 SANDS OF TIME (1178)
WALL OF STEEL    STRAFE 82-11158            48  18  0  256 BLACK PRIMERS (1187)
LUNGING ATTACK   PTI 7-5412                 51  28  0  238 WASTELAND II (500)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         131  76  1  235 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
TOTAL PARRY      ONE A DAY 98-799           48  37  3  214 MY DRUGS (1179)
SLASHING ATTACK  HEART 97-1096              36  27  4  214 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)
BASHING ATTACK   DECK SWAB 18-2148          38  40  2  203 SEA DOGS (328)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         61  95  1  202 ARROGANCE (732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   33  93  2  161 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DOC STEELE 18-6808.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOLAIS 
DEEPHEART 42-1620, ROLEX WATCH 32-3732, DECK SWAB 18-2148, BOZO 42-4016, MISS HONEY 
36-4850, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, STRAFE 82-11158, KYLIE 18-6057, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, 
and PTI 7-5412.

The least popular fighter this week was HAILSTORM 7-5698.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, BRADEN 6-4867, MEN WORKING 38-4189, 
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, TURTLEFACE 7-5734, BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880, WORK IN 
PROGRESS 38-4193, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495, and SCHYLER 6-4866.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          9  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  3 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7 10 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 53 167  0  195  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         67 102  1  109  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           31  20  0  181  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           50  23  0  203  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 PTI 7-5412                  51  28  0  238  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 I WET MY BED! 14-4052       28  11  0  138  I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239)    TOBIR
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          131  76  1  235  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      42  49  2  190  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         74  66  2  228  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          88  89  0  231  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       40   8  0  335  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME
 MUCKER 42-3596              83  83  2  219  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           99  40  2  231  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     76  35  1  199  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   41  36  3  175  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 STRAFE 82-11158             48  18  0  256  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       16  10  3  155  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 HEART 97-1096               36  27  4  214  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)  SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            48  37  3  214  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            28  27  3  196  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE