DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 04/29/2006 Duedate: 05/12/2006
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-426
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1246 440 8 73.9 NUMBERS 62/937
2 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1736 1358 19 56.1 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072
4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243
LOCAL BEER 82/1219 6 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1144 1004 8 53.3
LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 7 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 823 773 6 51.6
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202
4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252 8 SEA DOGS 7/203 84 127 3 39.8
3-RUN AND HYDE 18/1221 15 12 1 55.6 SEA DOGS 18/328
GRIM OBITUARY 62/1230 SEA DOGS 96/1241
4 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212 27 22 0 55.1 9 DELVERS 42/1000 304 481 3 38.7
HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
5 NUTS 82/1240 2141 1807 7 54.2 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 10 ARROGANCE 18/732 928 1618 17 36.4
CEMENTIA 61/1112 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
SANDS OF TIME 38/1178 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239 11-U.A.K. 38/313 62 113 1 35.4
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 OLD SCHOOL TOONS 36/1269
PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 12 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150 563 1083 10 34.2
WASTELAND 18/468 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
MY DRUGS 98/1179 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200
WASTELAND II 7/500
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 426): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 551): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): LEGALASS of THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 546): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 550): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 547): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 542): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 533): FEAR of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 532): STELLA ARTOIS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): SPEKTER of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): PAWS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 484): NORTHERN PALADIN of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 432): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): JEFFRO of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 426): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 551): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 546): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 550): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 547): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 542): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 533): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 532): EQUITES VIRTUS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 484): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 432): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 542): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): VAGABOND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 545): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): IZZI'S CORPSE of HOUSE OF RATS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello.
BOB, ETERNAL, (38-4460) (40-8-0,335) of SANDS OF TIME TV challenged MIMIC BLENNY
(18-7541) (65-35-1,227) of BIG MEAN FISH. BOB, ETERNAL, bested MIMIC BLENNY in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
MAGINOT MIKE (4-4509) (67-102-1,109) of DOGS OF WAR fought COOKIE FOR THE SOUL
(6-6002) (21-8-0,91) of HOLE IN THE WALL. MAGINOT MIKE assassinated COOKIE FOR THE
SOUL in a 2 minute one-sided match.
No one avoided anyone.
ROLEX WATCH (32-3732) (74-66-2,228) of LUST MUPPETS fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-
18422) (39-37-0,203) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. Our top Wall of Steel warrior savagely
defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 4 minute bloody duel, but Crack remains the
overall popularity leader.
BOZO (42-4016) (23-57-0,56) of CLOWNING AROUND fought RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-
12478) (11-9-0,79) of HANNAH'S PALS. BOZO was viciously subdued by RUGEN THE
JELLYFISH in an exciting 4 minute battle. Rugen the Jellyfish was voted this turn's
favorite warrior by the spectators. I think it was because of how he wiggled out of
the way of Bozo's weapon all the time. Plus, nobody likes to see a clown with a
weapon.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS (42-3836) (37-31-0,171) of I'M SO SEXY fought ADASHIR (42-
4088) (20-8-1,117) of HIGHER PURPOSE. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS handily defeated ADASHIR
in a 1 minute one-sided duel. I'm sorry to say this resulted in Adashir being voted
least popular warrior for this turn. It seems unfair to me because you can see that
Adashir is a very good fighter. But he was matched against someone with more than
twice his experience, who was rated substantially higher. Plus, he's just getting
used to the Isle and you know how Talahyan cuisine affects people when they first get
here.
That's all I've got to say. Let's see if Alarond can do any better:
***** ***** ***** *****
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DARKHOLM this turn, and let's
start with a look at some of the teams. And let's see, SUSHI SLINGER fought GOKU and
gained 46 points and contributed to SEA DOGS' 1-0-0. CHIPS AHOY has lost to COCKY
SPECTATOR, falling 36 points, while helping make DEATH BY CHOCOLATE a 0-1-0 turn.
This turn BOB, ETERNAL, TV challenged MIMIC BLENNY in what was DARKHOLM's Title bout.
The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and BOB, ETERNAL, remains
DARKHOLM's top warrior for another turn. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I
saw last night, cramped under the table at Eve's Pleasure Palace and Casino?
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
I like this place, DARKHOLM, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? Always good to rest in DARKHOLM, but never good to wear out
my welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until you see my quill in DARKHOLM again,
farewell. -- Alarond the Scribe
***** ***** ***** *****
All things have their time in the sun, and then they wither and die. Is
Darkholm at the end of its span? You have all chosen to be here. Why, and what is
it that you seek here? If you'll say what you want, perhaps it is to be had.
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 41 8 0 358 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HITZ 82-10428 31 14 0 279 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG
HARV 82-20046 33 12 1 258 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG
-STRAFE 82-11158 48 18 0 256 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 100 40 2 246 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
PTI 7-5412 52 28 0 246 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 132 76 1 244 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 75 66 2 237 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MUCKER 42-3596 84 83 2 230 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 51 34 1 229 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6010 76 139 6 225 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
YUENGLING 82-16265 29 16 1 224 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG
ONE A DAY 98-799 49 37 3 220 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
LIFE 3-4196 54 167 0 217 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 77 35 1 214 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HEART 97-1096 36 27 4 214 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOHAN 18-8449 36 21 1 210 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6808 62 95 1 209 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
COOLER 82-7277 56 50 1 209 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
KYLIE 18-6057 44 34 1 208 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
RED FUSION 6-5480 51 23 0 205 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 73 64 0 204 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 65 36 1 204 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
-DECK SWAB 18-2148 38 40 2 203 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
BRICKTOP 18-7955 43 32 0 201 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
2 62-2976 42 36 3 201 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
GRINGOLD 7-2416 38 53 2 201 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 17 10 3 201 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
HE HATE ME 18-7820 42 47 2 199 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GATEWAY 82-15631 30 8 0 199 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 39 38 0 198 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
-MOLOCH 62-1267 36 47 1 198 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 117 121 0 197 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 97 84 2 197 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
PUD 126 82-22024 36 21 0 196 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG
SUPER BUM 82-18411 50 30 1 193 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 27 32 0 192 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
MISS HONEY 36-4850 88 90 0 191 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 29 13 2 190 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 42 50 2 189 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 28 28 3 188 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE
BRADEN 6-4867 75 120 1 187 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
FEAR 82-10416 38 58 1 184 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 36 40 0 183 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 68 70 1 181 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 39 59 1 180 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 31 21 0 180 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
MEN WORKING 38-4189 36 91 1 177 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
HEAT 98-981 31 26 4 175 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
-APOLLYON 62-2348 26 26 1 175 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS
SCHYLER 6-4866 74 121 1 174 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 38 31 0 173 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 49 100 2 170 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
-FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 37 33 0 170 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
GOKU 7-5628 33 15 0 169 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 33 94 2 160 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
-PUPPETMASTER 62-2295 27 17 3 156 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 68 102 2 149 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
-FREAK 18-7300 25 13 4 147 RUN AND HYDE (1221) TALCAMA
??RADAR?? 82-20310 17 17 0 147 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 33 24 2 142 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
-I WET MY BED! 14-4052 28 11 0 138 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR
MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972 15 7 1 138 ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG
A. CAPONE 18-3228 19 21 3 127 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
ADASHIR 42-4088 20 9 1 123 HIGHER PURPOSE (1259) RODEKI
HAILSTORM 7-5698 24 9 0 113 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 23 15 0 112 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
UBER GOOBER 82-26198 29 21 0 90 NUTS (1240) DWES EG
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 21 9 0 86 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 12 9 0 81 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 9 23 3 81 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
-GROUCHO 38-3696 21 17 0 76 U.A.K. (313) CLIFFHOME
-OLIVE OYL 36-5622 19 8 0 63 OLD SCHOOL TOONS (1269) JHANS
TURTLEFACE 7-5734 16 4 0 63 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
-ASYLUM 21-5786 16 13 1 62 BLACKEST PRIDE (1083) SUNSET
SINDARION 18-8499 28 17 1 60 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
BOZO 42-4016 23 58 0 59 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI
CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 13 4 4 28 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
COOKIE FOR THE SOU 6-6002 21 9 0 HOLE IN THE WALL 1243 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 426
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Harv -- You are a disgrace to all golem-kind. Fie upon you! -- Life of Osksi
Went to Market -- And I butchered you there. -- Mucker
2 -- Thanks. I was hoping for a win, and about four more. With a winning record, I
can think seriously about retiring. And I am weary of this life as a gladiator. I'm
ready to retire and do something else. -- Tolais Deepheart
Adashir -- I just don't see how an ORC can have a higher purpose. -- Maginot Mike
Desiree -- With a record of 28-11-0, he should beat up his manager for hanging such a
name on him, and then get it changed. -- Maginot Mike
If only I could remember what we were talking about! -- Desiree, recently
awakened and still dazed
28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold. Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris! May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins: I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust. I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action. Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BOB, ETERNAL, bested MIMIC BLENNY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
ONE A DAY vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle.
PTI vanquished WENT TO MARKET in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HARV overpowered PUD 126 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched match.
YUENGLING vanquished TASTY HANGNAIL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE CUTICLE DANCE was devastated by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HITZ handily defeated MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DR DAZZLE vanquished HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
MUCKER vanquished FRIJOLE! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAHI MAHI handily defeated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NEOSPHINCTER demolished BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
KYLIE was bested by ETCHED IN STONE in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
MISS HONEY was beaten by GRINGOLD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
ROLEX WATCH savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
LIFE won victory over SUPER BUM in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
NUMBERED WON was devastated by 2 in a exciting 2 minute one-sided brawl.
HE HATE ME demolished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRICKTOP beat BRADEN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody fight.
GOHAN devastated FEAR in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
DOC STEELE subdued CREDIT LINE in a action packed 3 minute bout.
RED FUSION won victory over MEN WORKING in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
COOLER overpowered SCHYLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HEAT was vanquished by CLEANER WRASSE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
GATEWAY overpowered SHINY PENNY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GOKU was vanquished by SUSHI SLINGER in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven bout.
DUSKY JAWFISH overcame A. CAPONE in a 2 minute bout.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS handily defeated ADASHIR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BILLY THE SQUID overpowered ANGRY BOOKIE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
MAGINOT MIKE assassinated COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a 2 minute one-sided match.
HAILSTORM was defeated by ??RADAR?? in a exciting 1 minute fight.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG was beaten by MASSAGE PARLOR in a action packed 1 minute bout.
TURTLEFACE was subdued by KUNG PAO KITTY in a action packed 1 minute gory contest.
BOZO was viciously subdued by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a exciting 4 minute battle.
CHIPS AHOY was savagely defeated by COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
UBER GOOBER narrowly defeated SINDARION in a exciting 5 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 23 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 LUNGING ATTACK 125 - 90 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 35 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 AIMED BLOW 68 - 69 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 52 - 60 - 1 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 28 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 36 - 1 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 426 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 5 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 11 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 7 - 7
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 41 8 0 358 SANDS OF TIME (1178)
LUNGING ATTACK HITZ 82-10428 31 14 0 279 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 132 76 1 244 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
WALL OF STEEL ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 75 66 2 237 LUST MUPPETS (1036)
TOTAL PARRY ONE A DAY 98-799 49 37 3 220 MY DRUGS (1179)
PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 62 95 1 209 ARROGANCE (732)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 56 50 1 209 STYROFOAM (1090)
BASHING ATTACK WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 42 50 2 189 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 33 94 2 160 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478. The ten other most popular fighters were
BRADEN 6-4867, MEN WORKING 38-4189, ROLEX WATCH 32-3732, KYLIE 18-6057, SINDARION
18-8499, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, 2 62-2976, LIFE 3-4196, DOC STEELE 18-6808, and
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460.
The least popular fighter this week was ADASHIR 42-4088. The other ten least popular
fighters were SHINY PENNY 32-3789, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, TOLAIS DEEPHEART
42-1620, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, UBER
GOOBER 82-26198, KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310, THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, and GOKU 7-5628.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 1 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 9 6 0
KALTOS(5) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 3 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 4 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 10 6 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LIFE 3-4196 54 167 0 217 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 68 102 2 149 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 31 21 0 180 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 51 23 0 205 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
PTI 7-5412 52 28 0 246 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 132 76 1 244 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 42 50 2 189 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 75 66 2 237 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 88 90 0 191 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 41 8 0 358 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME
MUCKER 42-3596 84 83 2 230 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 100 40 2 246 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 77 35 1 214 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
2 62-2976 42 36 3 201 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
HITZ 82-10428 31 14 0 279 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 17 10 3 201 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 9 23 3 81 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
ONE A DAY 98-799 49 37 3 220 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 28 28 3 188 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE