DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 04/29/2006    Duedate: 05/12/2006

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-426

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1246  440  8 73.9      NUMBERS 62/937                        
  2 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1736 1358 19 56.1      LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                   
    HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270                       I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                   
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                    JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188               
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237                  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268            
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256                      NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267                 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                        6 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1144 1004  8 53.3
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                      7 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  823  773  6 51.6
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254                BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                    CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229           
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252              8 SEA DOGS 7/203         84  127  3 39.8
  3-RUN AND HYDE 18/1221   15   12  1 55.6      SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    GRIM OBITUARY 62/1230                       SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
  4 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212   27   22  0 55.1    9 DELVERS 42/1000       304  481  3 38.7
    HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259                      DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
  5 NUTS 82/1240         2141 1807  7 54.2      GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069               10 ARROGANCE 18/732      928 1618 17 36.4
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1178                       JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239                 11-U.A.K. 38/313          62  113  1 35.4
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          OLD SCHOOL TOONS 36/1269              
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                     12 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150  563 1083 10 34.2
    WASTELAND 18/468                            THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200               
    WASTELAND II 7/500                    

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 426): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 551): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 547): LEGALASS of THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 546): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 550): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 547): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 542): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 533): FEAR of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 532): STELLA ARTOIS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 506): SPEKTER of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): PAWS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 484): NORTHERN PALADIN of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 432): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 194): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): JEFFRO of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
                             Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 543): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 426): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 551): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 547): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 546): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 550): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 547): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 542): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 533): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 532): EQUITES VIRTUS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 506): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 484): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 432): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 194): VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
                (turn 542): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 547): VAGABOND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 545): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 506): IZZI'S CORPSE of HOUSE OF RATS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
                          WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello.

     BOB, ETERNAL, (38-4460) (40-8-0,335) of SANDS OF TIME TV challenged MIMIC BLENNY
(18-7541) (65-35-1,227) of BIG MEAN FISH.  BOB, ETERNAL, bested MIMIC BLENNY in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
     MAGINOT MIKE (4-4509) (67-102-1,109) of DOGS OF WAR fought COOKIE FOR THE SOUL
(6-6002) (21-8-0,91) of HOLE IN THE WALL.  MAGINOT MIKE assassinated COOKIE FOR THE
SOUL in a 2 minute one-sided match.
     No one avoided anyone.
     ROLEX WATCH (32-3732) (74-66-2,228) of LUST MUPPETS fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-
18422) (39-37-0,203) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW.  Our top Wall of Steel warrior savagely
defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 4 minute bloody duel, but Crack remains the
overall popularity leader.
     BOZO (42-4016) (23-57-0,56) of CLOWNING AROUND fought RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-
12478) (11-9-0,79) of HANNAH'S PALS.  BOZO was viciously subdued by RUGEN THE
JELLYFISH in an exciting 4 minute battle.  Rugen the Jellyfish was voted this turn's
favorite warrior by the spectators.  I think it was because of how he wiggled out of
the way of Bozo's weapon all the time.  Plus, nobody likes to see a clown with a
weapon.
     STUPID SEXY FLANDERS (42-3836) (37-31-0,171) of I'M SO SEXY fought ADASHIR (42-
4088) (20-8-1,117) of HIGHER PURPOSE.  STUPID SEXY FLANDERS handily defeated ADASHIR
in a 1 minute one-sided duel.  I'm sorry to say this resulted in Adashir being voted
least popular warrior for this turn.  It seems unfair to me because you can see that
Adashir is a very good fighter.  But he was matched against someone with more than
twice his experience, who was rated substantially higher.  Plus, he's just getting
used to the Isle and you know how Talahyan cuisine affects people when they first get
here.
     That's all I've got to say.  Let's see if Alarond can do any better:
                 *****          *****          *****          *****
     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DARKHOLM this turn, and let's
start with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, SUSHI SLINGER fought GOKU and
gained 46 points and contributed to SEA DOGS' 1-0-0.  CHIPS AHOY has lost to COCKY
SPECTATOR, falling 36 points, while helping make DEATH BY CHOCOLATE a 0-1-0 turn.
This turn BOB, ETERNAL, TV challenged MIMIC BLENNY in what was DARKHOLM's Title bout.
The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and BOB, ETERNAL, remains
DARKHOLM's top warrior for another turn.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I
saw last night, cramped under the table at Eve's Pleasure Palace and Casino?
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true.
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
     I like this place, DARKHOLM, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in DARKHOLM, but never good to wear out
my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in DARKHOLM again,
farewell. -- Alarond the Scribe
                 *****          *****          *****          *****
     All things have their time in the sun, and then they wither and die.  Is
Darkholm at the end of its span?  You have all chosen to be here.  Why, and what is
it that you seek here?  If you'll say what you want, perhaps it is to be had.

                               Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       41   8  0  358  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HITZ 82-10428               31  14  0  279  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 HARV 82-20046               33  12  1  258  4-LETTER NAMES (1256)      DWES EG
-STRAFE 82-11158             48  18  0  256  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485          100  40  2  246  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 PTI 7-5412                  52  28  0  246  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          132  76  1  244  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         75  66  2  237  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MUCKER 42-3596              84  83  2  230  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        51  34  1  229  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          76 139  6  225  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 YUENGLING 82-16265          29  16  1  224  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 ONE A DAY 98-799            49  37  3  220  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 LIFE 3-4196                 54 167  0  217  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     77  35  1  214  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HEART 97-1096               36  27  4  214  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)  SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOHAN 18-8449               36  21  1  210  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          62  95  1  209  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 COOLER 82-7277              56  50  1  209  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 KYLIE 18-6057               44  34  1  208  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 RED FUSION 6-5480           51  23  0  205  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  73  64  0  204  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        65  36  1  204  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
-DECK SWAB 18-2148           38  40  2  203  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            43  32  0  201  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 2 62-2976                   42  36  3  201  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             38  53  2  201  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       17  10  3  201  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          42  47  2  199  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 GATEWAY 82-15631            30   8  0  199  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     39  38  0  198  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
-MOLOCH 62-1267              36  47  1  198  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   117 121  0  197  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      97  84  2  197  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 PUD 126 82-22024            36  21  0  196  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          50  30  1  193  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         27  32  0  192  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          88  90  0  191  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  29  13  2  190  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      42  50  2  189  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            28  28  3  188  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
 BRADEN 6-4867               75 120  1  187  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 FEAR 82-10416               38  58  1  184  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       36  40  0  183  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       68  70  1  181  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        39  59  1  180  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           31  21  0  180  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         36  91  1  177  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 HEAT 98-981                 31  26  4  175  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
-APOLLYON 62-2348            26  26  1  175  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 SCHYLER 6-4866              74 121  1  174  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  38  31  0  173  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         49 100  2  170  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
-FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562        37  33  0  170  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 GOKU 7-5628                 33  15  0  169  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    33  94  2  160  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
-PUPPETMASTER 62-2295        27  17  3  156  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         68 102  2  149  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
-FREAK 18-7300               25  13  4  147  RUN AND HYDE (1221)        TALCAMA
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          17  17  0  147  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     33  24  2  142  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
-I WET MY BED! 14-4052       28  11  0  138  I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239)    TOBIR
 MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972      15   7  1  138  ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG
 A. CAPONE 18-3228           19  21  3  127  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 ADASHIR 42-4088             20   9  1  123  HIGHER PURPOSE (1259)      RODEKI
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            24   9  0  113  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   23  15  0  112  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UBER GOOBER 82-26198        29  21  0   90  NUTS (1240)                DWES EG
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  21   9  0   86  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  12   9  0   81  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310       9  23  3   81  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
-GROUCHO 38-3696             21  17  0   76  U.A.K. (313)               CLIFFHOME
-OLIVE OYL 36-5622           19   8  0   63  OLD SCHOOL TOONS (1269)    JHANS
 TURTLEFACE 7-5734           16   4  0   63  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
-ASYLUM 21-5786              16  13  1   62  BLACKEST PRIDE (1083)      SUNSET
 SINDARION 18-8499           28  17  1   60  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 BOZO 42-4016                23  58  0   59  CLOWNING AROUND (1200)     RODEKI
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          13   4  4   28  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
COOKIE FOR THE SOU 6-6002  21   9  0 HOLE IN THE WALL 1243  MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509    426

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Harv -- You are a disgrace to all golem-kind.  Fie upon you! -- Life of Osksi

Went to Market -- And I butchered you there. -- Mucker

2 -- Thanks.  I was hoping for a win, and about four more.  With a winning record, I
can think seriously about retiring.  And I am weary of this life as a gladiator.  I'm
ready to retire and do something else. -- Tolais Deepheart

Adashir -- I just don't see how an ORC can have a higher purpose. -- Maginot Mike

Desiree -- With a record of 28-11-0, he should beat up his manager for hanging such a
name on him, and then get it changed. -- Maginot Mike

     If only I could remember what we were talking about! -- Desiree, recently
     awakened and still dazed

28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold.  Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris!  May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BOB, ETERNAL, bested MIMIC BLENNY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
ONE A DAY vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle.
PTI vanquished WENT TO MARKET in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HARV overpowered PUD 126 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched match.
YUENGLING vanquished TASTY HANGNAIL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE CUTICLE DANCE was devastated by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HITZ handily defeated MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DR DAZZLE vanquished HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
MUCKER vanquished FRIJOLE! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAHI MAHI handily defeated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NEOSPHINCTER demolished BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
KYLIE was bested by ETCHED IN STONE in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
MISS HONEY was beaten by GRINGOLD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
ROLEX WATCH savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
LIFE won victory over SUPER BUM in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
NUMBERED WON was devastated by 2 in a exciting 2 minute one-sided brawl.
HE HATE ME demolished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRICKTOP beat BRADEN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody fight.
GOHAN devastated FEAR in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
DOC STEELE subdued CREDIT LINE in a action packed 3 minute bout.
RED FUSION won victory over MEN WORKING in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
COOLER overpowered SCHYLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HEAT was vanquished by CLEANER WRASSE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
GATEWAY overpowered SHINY PENNY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GOKU was vanquished by SUSHI SLINGER in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven bout.
DUSKY JAWFISH overcame A. CAPONE in a 2 minute bout.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS handily defeated ADASHIR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BILLY THE SQUID overpowered ANGRY BOOKIE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
MAGINOT MIKE assassinated COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a 2 minute one-sided match.
HAILSTORM was defeated by ??RADAR?? in a exciting 1 minute fight.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG was beaten by MASSAGE PARLOR in a action packed 1 minute bout.
TURTLEFACE was subdued by KUNG PAO KITTY in a action packed 1 minute gory contest.
BOZO was viciously subdued by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a exciting 4 minute battle.
CHIPS AHOY was savagely defeated by COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
UBER GOOBER narrowly defeated SINDARION in a exciting 5 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         LUNGING ATTACK   125 -  90 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  35 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         AIMED BLOW        68 -  69 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       52 -  60 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  28 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  36 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 426 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 11     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         7 -  7     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460      41   8  0  358 SANDS OF TIME (1178)
LUNGING ATTACK   HITZ 82-10428              31  14  0  279 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         132  76  1  244 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
WALL OF STEEL    ROLEX WATCH 32-3732        75  66  2  237 LUST MUPPETS (1036)
TOTAL PARRY      ONE A DAY 98-799           49  37  3  220 MY DRUGS (1179)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         62  95  1  209 ARROGANCE (732)
SLASHING ATTACK  COOLER 82-7277             56  50  1  209 STYROFOAM (1090)
BASHING ATTACK   WENT TO MARKET 25-4288     42  50  2  189 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   33  94  2  160 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
BRADEN 6-4867, MEN WORKING 38-4189, ROLEX WATCH 32-3732, KYLIE 18-6057, SINDARION 
18-8499, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, 2 62-2976, LIFE 3-4196, DOC STEELE 18-6808, and 
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460.

The least popular fighter this week was ADASHIR 42-4088.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SHINY PENNY 32-3789, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 
42-1620, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, UBER 
GOOBER 82-26198, KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310, THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, and GOKU 7-5628.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 1  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          9  6 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  3 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  4 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         10  6 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 54 167  0  217  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         68 102  2  149  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           31  21  0  180  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           51  23  0  205  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 PTI 7-5412                  52  28  0  246  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          132  76  1  244  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      42  50  2  189  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         75  66  2  237  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          88  90  0  191  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       41   8  0  358  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME
 MUCKER 42-3596              84  83  2  230  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485          100  40  2  246  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     77  35  1  214  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   42  36  3  201  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 HITZ 82-10428               31  14  0  279  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       17  10  3  201  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310       9  23  3   81  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            49  37  3  220  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            28  28  3  188  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE