DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 05/27/2006 Duedate: 06/09/2006 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-428 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1247 441 8 73.9 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1146 1004 8 53.3 2 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1747 1369 20 56.1 6 MEOW MIX 21/1094 35 31 2 53.0 4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 7 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 833 777 7 51.7 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202 4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229 ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267 8 BLADES OF ICE 7/192 457 437 2 51.1 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 BLADES OF DESTINY 60/1216 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961 LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 BLADES OF MIST 4/959 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 BLADES OF STEEL 17/1211 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252 BLADES OF GRASS 33/1215 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 9 DELVERS 42/1000 308 485 3 38.8 3 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212 31 26 0 54.4 DOGS OF WAR 4/999 HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 4 NUTS 82/1240 2170 1826 7 54.3 10 SEA DOGS 7/203 85 134 3 38.8 CEMENTIA 61/1112 SEA DOGS 4/1271 PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 SEA DOGS 18/328 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 SEA DOGS 96/1241 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 11 ARROGANCE 18/732 931 1627 17 36.4 MY DRUGS 98/1179 SCARRY TEAM 36/824 PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 WASTELAND 18/468 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 12 END 13/1257 568 1095 10 34.2 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162 WASTELAND II 7/500 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150 NUMBERS 62/937 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 BIG BAD 7/1073 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/1272 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/1238 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 VEGGIES 3/1227 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT The Obsidian Knowledge Our story thus far: Some fool of a wizard discovered a closely guarded secret of Sheila Greywand (evidently concerning a weakness of hers) and, for reason or whim unknown, converted the knowledge into edible form: A pill. The pill was stolen by a man who thought it held a completely different, much more useful secret. Gringold and Wiggler were recruited to catch him. They caught up with him on a boat on the Lake of Mists, but the man ate the pill, evidently thinking he would then be too valuable to kill. When he realized that the knowledge he had just gained would make him #1 on Greywand's hit list, he jumped into the monster-ridden lake in the belief that this would be a kinder death. He was torn apart and eaten by baby lake monsters, but the two gladiators managed to capture most or all of them, shrink them down to pocket size and bring them to the Stronghold Academy. On the way there, one of the shrunken lake monsters was stolen from the back of the wagon, no doubt in the belief that it was something entirely different. Brennan, the young mage who hired Wiggler and Gringold, looked into the past with a crystal ball and showed them the thief and where she went. She took the dead, miniaturized monster to a secret headquarters of some kind, where it was angrily rejected by her boss, who obviously had been expecting something else. So the thief fed the dead creature to a beast that was kept in a cage at the headquarters. (Upon being bitten, the dead monster resumed its normal size but was still no more than a hearty meal for the thing in the cage.) Brennan identified this beast, a barvokk, as one of a magical species that serves various high-powered enemies of Lady Greywand and the land she protects. So, it seems that this barvokk must be utterly destroyed before it can carry the forbidden knowledge back to its master. We resume: "Luckily it's in a cage, but for how long?" Gringold said. "These barvokks, are they intelligent? Will it even understand the secret?" "Barvokks are more intelligent than humans," Brennan said. "They communicate telepathically although it is said that to be in contact with one is to know madness." He slumped in his chair in front of the crystal ball, looking sick. The image in the globe was still a frozen likeness of the huge, gaunt, vaguely tiger-like beast gulping down the last tentacle of the lake monster. "What about these people who've got it in a cage?" Wiggler pointed out. "Who are they, and what are they after?" She looked at Brennan. "Did they look familiar at all?" The young mage shook his head. "There was a symbol painted on the wall behind the boss's chair. It was a kind of wavy asterisk, a chaos symbol of some kind I think." "That's bad, isn't it?" Gringold said. "Usually," Brennan told him. "Well...chaotic individuals aren't always bad, but organizations devoted to chaos, besides being a contradiction in terms, are pretty much always steeped in evil up to their eyeballs. They're also quite common. I know of seven chaos cults in Talahya at the moment." "But at least they don't seem to be working with the master of that particular barvokk," Wiggler pointed out. "It was caged. I wonder, are those things hard to cage?" "They can bite through steel. And they can attack with their minds. Hard to cage, yes," Brennan replied. "The one we saw could be pretending to be their prisoner. I don't know why it would do that, maybe to find out what they were up to. Or maybe so they'd bring it to the Isle for further study. Normally, there are defenses that would keep a barvokk or anyone controlled by a barvokk from stepping foot on the Isle of the Eye. But if it was brought ashore in a cage, as a prisoner, well...problem solved." He hunched lower, as if trying to pull his head into his shoulders. "Shouldn't we tell someone?" said Wiggler. "Like Lady Greywand?" Gringold added. "This is a bit over our heads, ain't it?" Brennan took a deep breath. "Not yet," he said. "Barvokks have a weakness. If we can kill it quickly and destroy the body, no one will ever have to know." Wiggler said, "You're the one who put the knowledge in a pill in the first place, aren't you? You screwed up and you're going to be in big trouble if Lady Greywand finds out. Right?" The young man nodded miserably. "Something like that," he said--which, thought Wiggler, was a slightly evasive answer. Gringold said, "Well, yer payin' us a goodly amount. What is the beast's weakness, then? We'll slay it." "Barvokks can't burp," Brennan said. Wiggler and Gringold started at him for a full thirty seconds before Wiggler said, "That's it? That's the weakness?" "That's right," said the mage. Which means if you get them to ingest something carbonated--" "Beer!" said Gringold. "Right. Champagne, or beer...will make them explode. It takes a little while, though. And they get really irritable in the meantime. And we would have to make sure they don't explode in a place where anything would nibble on the exploded bits." "How about the fight ring at the Darkholm Arena?" Wiggler suggested. "The place is so small, it's almost claustrophobic. And it can be scrubbed down. The sand can be carted out and buried somewhere. All we'd have to do would be lure it there, then...we'd need a beer hose or something." "The Wasteland Bar & Grill up on the third level," Gringold said. "We could tap into one of their big kegs and hose it right into the beast's mouth." "Those private viewing boxes that they hoist up above the fight ring, one of those would be perfect for the delivery system," Wiggler added. "So, Brennan, you need to find a hose about fifty feet long, and make the arrangements with Desiree to use the arena. Gringold and I will lure the barvokk there. How does one resist its mind control?" Brennan was looking a lot less depressed now. In fact, he looked perky. "Hats!" he said. "I can rig you up some hats that'll do the trick. Let's get busy!" REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Good day! Perhaps it's the heat. STRAFE (82-11158) (49-18-0,275) of BLACK PRIMERS TV challenged ONE A DAY (98-799) (50-37-3,235) of MY DRUGS. STRAFE was outwaited by ONE A DAY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge Title fight. This was a Wall of Steel vs. TP fight, and Strafe should have had the stamina to win it. But he didn't write a column, and you know how that goes. Let's see if One a Day writes a column for us. SUSHI SLINGER (96-1399) (17-11-3,186) of SEA DOGS TV challenged THRENODY (4- 4557) (39-49-1,181) of BLADES OF MIST. SUSHI SLINGER was luckily beaten by THRENODY in an exciting 1 minute Challenge melee. Hm. VAGABOND (4-6049) (12-6-1,40) of SEA DOGS TV challenged SINDARION (18-8499) (28- 18-1,56) of UNTOUCHABLES. VAGABOND viciously subdued SINDARION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl. It was a brave challenge, a delightful fight, and a good win. Well done, Vagabond! There were a couple of deaths today. MASSAGE PARLOR (82-3972) (16-7-1,145) of ELIMINATED SATURDAY fought THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (25-23-0,109) of ALASTARIAN IDOL. MASSAGE PARLOR executed THE UPRIGHT MAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. I won't send T.U.M. a death-gift like Galen does in Talahya, but I do salute him for fighting hard enough that death was a possibility. The same goes for Credit Line. MAHI MAHI (18-4899) (133-76-1,264) of BIG MEAN FISH fought CREDIT LINE (82-1366) (28-32-0,210) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY. Our top striker murdered CREDIT LINE in an action packed 1 minute uneven bout. It was a very unlucky matchup for Credit, but he faced it and died without a whimper. Who's everybody's favorite warrior? That's right, it's Crack, even when he loses. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (40-38-0,202) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought YUENGLING (82-16265) (29-17-1,201) of LOCAL BEER. CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by YUENGLING in an exciting 5 minute gory match. Look! An easy win and some skills! That's what a lot of people thought, and that's why Schyler was our most challenged warrior. However, he had some tricks up his sleeve and wasn't such an easy win after all. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS (42-3836) (38-32-0,170) of I'M SO SEXY challenged SCHYLER (6-4866) (74-122-1,171) of THE LADY'S LIST. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was vanquished by SCHYLER in a 1 minute Challenge fight. DOC STEELE (18-6010) (76-140-6,191) of ARROGANCE fought BRICKTOP (18-7955) (43- 33-0,198) of WASTELAND. DOC STEELE was luckily beaten by BRICKTOP in a popular 6 minute gruesome fight. For this, Doc Steel received the spectators' scum sympathy vote and gets a free foot massage and pedicure at Goldie's Hospitality House. What of the other Doc Steele, who made the unpopularity list? DR DAZZLE (57- 4485) (101-40-2,268) of PEPPER PRACTICE II, our top lunger, fought DOC STEELE (18- 6808) (63-95-1,216) of ARROGANCE. DR DAZZLE vanquished DOC STEELE in a 1 minute mismatched bout. True, he was grievously down-challenged upon. But--face it--he fought like a n00b, which he surely isn't. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (18-3-0,57) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-30-0,30) of ARENA STAND-INS. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. I must point out that this wasn't the real Debby Tonte, who would never have won that fight. Still, it's pretty lame to lose to a stand-in and that's why Virginia was voted this week's least popular. But don't worry Ginny, you'll do better. The first couple of fights on the Isle are generally awful. I think Lady Greywand's immortality treatment puts warriors off their stride. I promised you a further accounting of the mission carried out by Gringold and Wiggler. Did I deliver? Of course! Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ONE A DAY 98-799 51 37 3 259 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MAHI MAHI 18-4899 134 76 2 299 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA HARV 82-20046 35 12 1 298 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG DR DAZZLE 57-4485 102 40 2 279 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR PTI 7-5412 54 28 0 276 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 53 34 1 256 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 79 35 1 248 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE RENAE 7-4304 74 46 3 233 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR COOLER 82-7277 58 50 1 233 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 75 64 0 227 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 67 36 1 225 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA DEORNE 7-2529 86 58 1 222 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR HE HATE ME 18-7820 44 47 2 219 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA SUPER BUM 82-18411 51 31 1 218 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG 2 62-2976 43 37 3 216 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS HITZ 82-10428 32 15 0 216 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 98 85 2 214 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY YUENGLING 82-16265 30 17 1 210 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG JANAE 5-3867 67 51 3 209 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS DOC STEELE 18-6808 63 96 1 206 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA MANUTE BOL 5-4233 33 21 0 206 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 76 67 2 205 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT CREDIT LINE 82-1366 28 33 0 205 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG TOWER 7-4461 49 31 1 204 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR BRICKTOP 18-7955 44 33 0 204 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 118 122 0 202 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI STRAFE 82-11158 49 19 0 202 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG MUCKER 42-3596 85 84 2 200 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 30 14 2 200 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 40 39 0 199 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG BRADEN 6-4867 76 121 1 198 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GATEWAY 82-15631 31 9 0 198 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 43 51 2 197 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN DOC STEELE 18-6010 76 141 6 194 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA KYLIE 18-6057 45 35 1 193 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA THRENODY 4-4557 40 49 1 193 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM PUD 126 82-22024 37 22 0 193 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG GOHAN 18-8449 36 23 1 190 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA RED FUSION 6-5480 51 25 0 188 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL FEAR 82-10416 38 60 1 188 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG BLUE 33-5776 31 22 1 188 BLADES OF GRASS (1215) NIATOLI ISLAND LIFE 3-4196 55 168 0 187 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 37 41 0 186 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR CYCLOPS 7-4625 26 32 1 185 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR SCHYLER 6-4866 75 122 1 184 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 69 71 1 183 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA GRINGOLD 7-2416 38 55 2 183 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CLAW 21-5337 31 11 2 181 MEOW MIX (1094) SUNSET GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SHINY PENNY 32-3789 50 101 2 180 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT HEAT 98-981 33 26 4 180 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL FRIJOLE! 99-1214 28 30 3 180 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE GOKU 7-5628 33 17 0 179 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 17 12 3 179 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS EMILY 17-5753 38 26 0 178 BLADES OF STEEL (1211) ALJAFIR MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972 17 7 2 176 ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG NUMBERED WON 18-7434 40 60 1 175 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA A. CAPONE 18-3228 21 21 3 163 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 38 33 0 160 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI MEN WORKING 38-4189 36 93 1 159 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 33 96 2 154 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ??RADAR?? 82-20310 17 20 0 150 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG HAILSTORM 7-5698 25 10 0 139 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 69 103 2 137 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 24 16 0 134 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS UBER GOOBER 82-26198 31 21 0 125 NUTS (1240) DWES EG BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 33 26 2 122 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA ADASHIR 42-4088 21 10 1 113 HIGHER PURPOSE (1259) RODEKI THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 25 24 0 112 ALASTARIAN IDOL (1238) KOLACT ALLAH 13-2440 16 13 0 105 END (1257) DULLENS INSURRECTION 60-5607 10 10 0 104 BLADES OF DESTINY (1216) ARADI GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TURTLEFACE 7-5734 18 4 0 92 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 11 23 3 88 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 13 10 0 83 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 21 11 0 79 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL BOZO 42-4016 24 59 0 64 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI VAGABOND 4-6049 13 6 1 61 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM SINDARION 18-8499 28 19 1 45 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 14 6 4 43 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE GREEN BEAN 3-6419 10 4 1 43 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624 20 2 2 41 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 18 4 0 33 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 25 24 0 ALASTARIAN IDOL 1238 MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972 428 CREDIT LINE 82-1366 28 33 0 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR 1252 MAHI MAHI 18-4899 428 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Hailstorm -- Well, naturally you won. It was the style thing, right? Not to mention that I'm especially sensitive to hail. -- Maginot Mike Frijole! -- Stupid bean. -- Life of Osksi Desiree -- It would appear that Life of Osksi is not itself. Speaking for its teammates, this is good. I hope you can bear not having...scintillating personals. -- Nick Nick -- Oh my gosh, what happened to it? Has the disgruntlement over not getting a gender attachment finally crystallized into despair? -- Desiree Doc Steele the Warrior 6010 -- Bah. Arrogant fool. -- Mucker Emily -- Your time will come. -- Tolais Deepheart P.S. Mine is going fast. 3 May 2006 All -- I've seen what's on the forum. So I'm prey, am I, Max. You and all your devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay. I don't have to explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on. Feel free to come over to 31 for a thrashing. Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance. They tend to share my sentiments about the VC. If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at liberty to talk for them. The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm 6 May 2006 The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start! With seventeen teams declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non- Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not more! Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th). So if you wish to enter, please email your intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation (alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th and place your declarations in the newsletter! Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim) 26 May 2006 The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear. From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood flow freely and give NO quarter in war. This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire, you WILL get burnt!!! Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS STRAFE was outwaited by ONE A DAY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge Title fight. SUSHI SLINGER was luckily beaten by THRENODY in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee. VAGABOND viciously subdued SINDARION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl. GRINGOLD was overpowered by THE CUTICLE DANCE in a 2 minute Challenge match. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was vanquished by SCHYLER in a 1 minute Challenge fight. CLAW overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. BRADEN was handily defeated by DEORNE in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee. HARV vanquished RED FUSION in a action packed 3 minute gory uneven fight. GATEWAY was overpowered by RENAE in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match. PTI demolished WENT TO MARKET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. COOLER devastated DUSKY JAWFISH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. ETCHED IN STONE narrowly defeated JANAE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory conflict. DR DAZZLE vanquished DOC STEELE in a 1 minute mismatched bout. LIFE was vanquished by MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute one-sided fray. MUCKER slimly lost to HITZ in a 2 minute bloody brawl. HE HATE ME overpowered FRIJOLE! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. MIMIC BLENNY overpowered CYCLOPS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided match. NEOSPHINCTER devastated FEAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout. MAHI MAHI murdered CREDIT LINE in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout. HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH handily defeated KYLIE in a 1 minute one-sided contest. DOC STEELE was luckily beaten by BRICKTOP in a popular 6 minute gruesome fight. CLEANER WRASSE overpowered GOHAN in a 1 minute uneven fight. NUMBERED WON was defeated by TASTY HANGNAIL in a 2 minute bout. ROLEX WATCH subdued GOKU in a exciting 5 minute gruesome melee. PUD 126 viciously subdued LOCAL CONSTABLE in a action packed 5 minute brutal bout. BLUE was handily defeated by 2 in a 1 minute one-sided duel. TOLAIS DEEPHEART was outlasted by SUPER BUM in a action packed 7 minute fight. CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by YUENGLING in a exciting 5 minute gory match. TOWER defeated SHINY PENNY in a exciting 3 minute gory bout. MEN WORKING was handily defeated by EMILY in a 1 minute mismatched match. HEAT narrowly defeated ??RADAR?? in a exciting 4 minute brutal struggle. A. CAPONE bested HAILSTORM in a action packed 1 minute bout. BILLY THE SQUID was narrowly defeated by MAGINOT MIKE in a exciting 6 minute match. THE IMPECCABLE PIG handily defeated ALLAH in a popular 1 minute uneven match. MASSAGE PARLOR executed THE UPRIGHT MAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. ADASHIR was luckily beaten by UBER GOOBER in a action packed 4 minute competition. INSURRECTION savagely defeated COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a action packed 3 minute battle. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH was viciously subdued by TURTLEFACE in a 2 minute bloody match. CHIPS AHOY was viciously subdued by BOZO in a popular 5 minute bloody conflict. KUNG PAO KITTY beat GREEN BEAN in a 2 minute competition. 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS was handily defeated by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute conflict. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 26 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 1 60 | |AIMED BLOW 14 LUNGING ATTACK 135 - 90 - 1 60 | |TOTAL PARRY 11 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 37 - 0 53 | |BASHING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 68 - 69 - 0 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 9 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 24 - 0 49 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 53 - 59 - 1 47 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 14 - 0 42 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 43 - 0 27 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 10 - 0 23 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 428 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 9 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 7 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 9 2 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 7 - 7 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY ONE A DAY 98-799 51 37 3 259 MY DRUGS (1179) STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 134 76 2 299 BIG MEAN FISH (292) AIMED BLOW HARV 82-20046 35 12 1 298 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) LUNGING ATTACK DR DAZZLE 57-4485 102 40 2 279 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) SLASHING ATTACK RENAE 7-4304 74 46 3 233 BLADES OF ICE (192) PARRY-LUNGE JANAE 5-3867 67 51 3 209 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) WALL OF STEEL ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 76 67 2 205 LUST MUPPETS (1036) BASHING ATTACK WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 43 51 2 197 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 33 96 2 154 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was DOC STEELE 18-6010. The ten other most popular fighters were GOKU 7-5628, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, STRAFE 82-11158, YUENGLING 82-16265, PUD 126 82-22024, BOZO 42-4016, JANAE 5-3867, ADASHIR 42-4088, INSURRECTION 60-5607, and CHIPS AHOY 97-1586. The least popular fighter this week was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623. The other ten least popular fighters were 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624, MEN WORKING 38-4189, GOHAN 18-8449, KYLIE 18-6057, FEAR 82-10416, LIFE 3-4196, DOC STEELE 18-6808, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, HAILSTORM 7-5698, and BLUE 33-5776. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K OSKSI(3) 0 2 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 JHELUM(4) 3 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 2 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 2 0 TRANSEL(6) 1 3 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 9 7 1 BONSUR(7) 6 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0 KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 4 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0 DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0 ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 8 8 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LIFE 3-4196 55 168 0 187 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI THRENODY 4-4557 40 49 1 193 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM JANAE 5-3867 67 51 3 209 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS BRADEN 6-4867 76 121 1 198 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL PTI 7-5412 54 28 0 276 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 25 24 0 112 ALASTARIAN IDOL (1238) KOLACT ALLAH 13-2440 16 13 0 105 END (1257) DULLENS EMILY 17-5753 38 26 0 178 BLADES OF STEEL (1211) ALJAFIR MAHI MAHI 18-4899 134 76 2 299 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA CLAW 21-5337 31 11 2 181 MEOW MIX (1094) SUNSET WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 43 51 2 197 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 76 67 2 205 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT BLUE 33-5776 31 22 1 188 BLADES OF GRASS (1215) NIATOLI ISLAND MEN WORKING 38-4189 36 93 1 159 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 118 122 0 202 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI DR DAZZLE 57-4485 102 40 2 279 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR INSURRECTION 60-5607 10 10 0 104 BLADES OF DESTINY (1216) ARADI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 79 35 1 248 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE 2 62-2976 43 37 3 216 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624 20 2 2 41 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG HARV 82-20046 35 12 1 298 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 17 12 3 179 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 11 23 3 88 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 51 37 3 259 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL FRIJOLE! 99-1214 28 30 3 180 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE