DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 06/10/2006    Duedate: 06/23/2006

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-429

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1248  441  8 73.9    5 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1147 1004  8 53.3
  2 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1754 1373 20 56.1    6-MEOW MIX 21/1094       35   31  2 53.0
    HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270                     7 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  836  781  7 51.7
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                    BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256                      CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229           
    ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267               8 BLADES OF ICE 7/192   460  443  2 50.9
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                          BLADES OF DESTINY 60/1216             
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961                 
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254                BLADES OF STEEL 17/1211               
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                        BLADES OF MIST 4/959                  
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                    ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958                  
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252                BLADES OF GRASS 33/1215               
  3 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212   34   27  0 55.7    9 DELVERS 42/1000       309  488  3 38.8
    HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259                      DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
  4 NUTS 82/1240         2186 1835  7 54.4      GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069               10 SEA DOGS 7/203         87  137  3 38.8
    072905R 41/1273                             SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            SEA DOGS 4/1271                       
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                       11 ARROGANCE 18/732      933 1631 17 36.4
    WASTELAND 18/468                            THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                         12 END 13/1257           571 1101 10 34.2
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                        NEXT GENERATION 18/1150               
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                         ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/1238               
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    NUMBERS 62/937                              BIG BAD 7/1073                        
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/1272          
    JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                      CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200               
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268                  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197                  VEGGIES 3/1227                        
    HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 545): TERCERO ENCANTO of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 429): MARETHA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 553): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 549): SERILIA of BLADES OF MIST (Lord Andarus, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 548): IAN of I HEART BALLS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 552): HOBBLED of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 550): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 544): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 536): LOAF of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 535): TUSK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 509): CLOVER of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 499): ZIPPO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 221): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 486): FOUR OF SPADES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 435): GRANDMASTER of RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 207): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 195): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 383): HOLLY MACKEREL of FISH MONGERS (Ghoti, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 173): MADKAWRAW'S LAW of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 428): ONE A DAY of MY DRUGS from SYVYN'S HILL (The Muffin Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 545): LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 429): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 553): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 549): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 548): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 552): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 550): BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 544): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 536): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 535): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 509): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 499): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 221): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 486): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 435): RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 207): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 195): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 383): RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 173): OUTLAWS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 428): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 544): OLD FART of DEATH'S DOOR (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 428): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 547): MOUSE DAVIS of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 549): DIKEMBE MUTUMBO of UNDER JOLLY ROGER (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 536): LOAF of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
                            ARMPIT CANDY of STREET PIZZA (TUM, mgr.)
                            PLANKWALKER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 509): CLOVER of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 435): GRANDMASTER of RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)
                 (turn 434): WILLIE MCGEE of ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 382): MIPPLE of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good morning, citizens.

     The split happened.  Warriors were taken away from us.  That's probably why we
have only five challenge fights today.  Damn that Sheila Greywand!  Impressively,
forty percent of those were TV challenges.
     STRAFE (82-11158) (49-19-0,202) of BLACK PRIMERS TV challenged CRACK IS CHEAP
(82-18422) (40-39-0,199) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW.  STRAFE devastated CRACK IS CHEAP in
a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  As always, Crack remains our overall
popularity leader.  Even when he loses, he wins.
     VAGABOND (4-6049) (13-6-1,61) of SEA DOGS TV challenged KUNG PAO KITTY (97-1310)
(11-23-3,88) of CUTE & KINDA DEADLY.  VAGABOND was overcome by KUNG PAO KITTY in a
popular 3 minute Challenge match.  I note that sixty percent of our challenges were
made by Sea Dogs.  Well done indeed!
     STUPID SEXY FLANDERS (42-3836) (38-33-0,160) of I'M SO SEXY challenged TOLAIS
DEEPHEART (42-1620) (118-122-0,202) of DELVERS.  STUPID SEXY FLANDERS devastated
TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute Challenge contest.  Tolais Deepheart was this turn's
most challenged warrior.  Someone obviously thought they could get some wins and
maybe some skills out of him.  Stupid Sexy, you were right about the win.  Hope you
were right about the skills as well.
     SUSHI SLINGER (96-1399) (17-12-3,179) of SEA DOGS challenged EMILY (17-5753)
(38-26-0,178) of BLADES OF STEEL.  SUSHI SLINGER was devastated by EMILY in a 1
minute uneven Challenge brawl.  Lord Andarus' warriors are so often deceptively mild-
mannered, they are often underestimated.
     BILLY THE SQUID (18-3880) (33-26-2,122) of SEA DOGS challenged THE IMPECCABLE
PIG (5-3818) (24-16-0,134) of JUST DON'T CARE.  BILLY THE SQUID overpowered THE
IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.  I wonder if The Impeccable Pig was
named after a restaurant?  Sounds like.
     ONE A DAY (98-799) (51-37-3,259) of MY DRUGS fought HITZ (82-10428) (32-15-
0,216) of 4-LETTER DOCTORS.  ONE A DAY was viciously subdued by HITZ in a popular 5
minute Title competition.  In addition to being our new Keeper of the Runeblade, Hitz
was voted This Week's Favorite by the folks in the stands.  Well done, Hitz.  I'm
hoping for a column.  You can do it!
     2 (62-2976) (43-37-3,216) of NUMBERS fought GRINGOLD (7-2416) (38-55-2,183) of
SEA DOGS.  2 was overpowered by GRINGOLD in a popular 2 minute mismatched conflict.
Well done, Gringold!
     No one died.
     No one avoided anyone.  Look, if you're going to challenge, you might as well
avoid!
     VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (18-4-0,33) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought 5 GOT
PICKED (41-4199) (14-1-2,45) of 072905R.  VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was handily defeated by
5 GOT PICKED in a 1 minute one-sided match.  Oh dear, Virginia was least popular
again.  Maybe Debby Tonte was right.  Sweet Ruvian, I shudder to contemplate it!
     My dears, I have little else to say.  The pitiful turnout for this turn has
plunged me into a depression.  I suppose I should give some unsolicited advice.  What
to say?  Ah!  If you are depressed, inhale some helium and talk like a duck.  It
won't really help but it will amuse the people around you.

                                 Desiree (not my real name)

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HITZ 82-10428               33  15  0  231  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          135  76  2  311  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 PTI 7-5412                  55  28  0  298  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485          103  40  2  290  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        54  34  1  276  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     80  35  1  263  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        68  36  1  252  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 DEORNE 7-2529               87  58  1  245  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 COOLER 82-7277              59  50  1  240  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          45  47  2  229  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         77  67  2  219  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 STRAFE 82-11158             50  19  0  216  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 GATEWAY 82-15631            32   9  0  216  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      44  51  2  215  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  31  14  2  214  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       38  41  0  213  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YUENGLING 82-16265          30  18  1  209  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             39  55  2  208  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            45  33  0  207  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MUCKER 42-3596              86  84  2  206  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         28  34  0  206  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
 ONE A DAY 98-799            51  38  3  203  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 HARV 82-20046               35  13  1  201  4-LETTER NAMES (1256)      DWES EG
 RED FUSION 6-5480           52  25  0  200  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          51  32  1  200  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 KYLIE 18-6057               46  35  1  200  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          63  97  1  199  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 FEAR 82-10416               39  60  1  199  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 RENAE 7-4304                74  47  3  198  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     40  40  0  198  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 A. CAPONE 18-3228           22  21  3  198  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 TOWER 7-4461                49  32  1  197  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 THRENODY 4-4557             40  50  1  196  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 PUD 126 82-22024            37  23  0  196  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 BLUE 33-5776                31  23  1  196  BLADES OF GRASS (1215)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  75  65  0  195  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 SCHYLER 6-4866              76 122  1  193  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 GOHAN 18-8449               37  23  1  193  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 EMILY 17-5753               39  26  0  192  BLADES OF STEEL (1211)     ALJAFIR
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          76 142  6  191  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  39  33  0  191  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 BRADEN 6-4867               76 122  1  189  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           33  22  0  188  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      98  86  2  183  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        41  60  1  183  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 HEAT 98-981                 34  26  4  182  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 2 62-2976                   43  38  3  181  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 GOKU 7-5628                 34  17  0  181  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
-CLAW 21-5337                31  11  2  181  MEOW MIX (1094)            SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 55 169  0  180  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 CYCLOPS 7-4625              26  33  1  180  BIG BAD (1073)             BONSUR
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       69  72  1  179  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972      18   7  2  178  ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG
 JANAE 5-3867                67  52  3  176  BLADES OF CHAOS (961)      KALTOS
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         50 102  2  176  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   118 123  0  172  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            28  31  3  172  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       17  13  3  171  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         36  94  1  161  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    34  96  2  156  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            26  10  0  156  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UBER GOOBER 82-26198        32  21  0  143  NUTS (1240)                DWES EG
 BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     34  26  2  142  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          17  21  0  138  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 COLIN 3-5475                35  54  2  132  ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958)       OSKSI
 INSURRECTION 60-5607        11  10  0  132  BLADES OF DESTINY (1216)   ARADI
 ADASHIR 42-4088             21  11  1  130  HIGHER PURPOSE (1259)      RODEKI
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     25  25  0  123  ALASTARIAN IDOL (1238)     KOLACT
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   24  17  0  120  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 ALLAH 13-2440               16  14  0  112  END (1257)                 DULLENS
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         69 104  2  110  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  22  11  0   93  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310      12  23  3   91  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  14  10  0   90  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG
 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624   21   2  2   85  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         23  24  2   84  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 SINDARION 18-8499           29  19  1   66  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 VAGABOND 4-6049             13   7  1   66  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 TURTLEFACE 7-5734           18   5  0   61  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        15   1  2   59  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 BOZO 42-4016                24  60  0   47  CLOWNING AROUND (1200)     RODEKI
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          14   7  4   44  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
-GREEN BEAN 3-6419           10   4  1   43  VEGGIES (1227)             OSKSI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  18   5  0   30  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Manute Bol -- You are a disgrace to Golem-hood.  You have no respect for your elders
and betters.  You don't DESERVE to ever receive a gender attachment. -- Life of Osksi

Hitz -- Gosh, I didn't expect you to be a woman.  That's, well, it's a shock, you
know? -- Mucker

Super Bum -- That was well done, for one of your style.  Understand, I hate your
style, more or less, but you do it well. -- Tolais Deepheart

Billy the Squid -- Having ten arms doesn't always help, does it? -- Maginot Mike

Desiree -- I don't know what Life's problem is.  It muttered something about
"scratchy labels" and then started twitching and sparking. -- Nick

     Tell Life it's not in Kansas anymore. -- Desiree

Desiree (not your real name) -- No, Virgina (a GUY, by the way) was voted least
popular for denying the reality of Santa.  This is a Very Bad Thing to Do. -- Debby
Tonte

     Now THIS is the real Debby Tonte.  (smiling)  And if there's a Debby Tonte,
     there must be a Santa Claus. -- Desiree

26 May 2006
     The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
     From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance.  With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger.  Let all his foes become ours, and ours his.  May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
     This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc....  If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!

Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories.  But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before

resuming work on them.  No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason:  quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STRAFE devastated CRACK IS CHEAP in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
VAGABOND was overcome by KUNG PAO KITTY in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS devastated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
SUSHI SLINGER was devastated by EMILY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
BILLY THE SQUID overpowered THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
ONE A DAY was viciously subdued by HITZ in a popular 5 minute Title competition.
HARV was viciously subdued by NEOSPHINCTER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
SUPER BUM was overpowered by DEORNE in a popular 5 minute gory uneven duel.
RENAE was overpowered by MIMIC BLENNY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
PTI demolished TOWER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
COOLER demolished DUSKY JAWFISH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
2 was overpowered by GRINGOLD in a popular 2 minute mismatched conflict.
ETCHED IN STONE won victory over YUENGLING in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
DR DAZZLE handily defeated CREDIT LINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
HE HATE ME devastated LIFE in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CLEANER WRASSE was overpowered by TASTY HANGNAIL in a 2 minute one-sided match.
MAHI MAHI devastated BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was vanquished by GATEWAY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BRADEN lost to FEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
DOC STEELE was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in a popular 5 minute gory match.
DOC STEELE lost to KYLIE in a popular 1 minute match.
PUD 126 was outwaited by ROLEX WATCH in a popular 7 minute brutal fight.
BRICKTOP unbelievably bested THRENODY in a action packed 7 minute gruesome bout.
GOHAN overpowered MEN WORKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
WENT TO MARKET vanquished MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MUCKER overpowered SHINY PENNY in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
JANAE was savagely defeated by A. CAPONE in a popular 2 minute gory match.
SCHYLER savagely defeated CYCLOPS in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
THE CUTICLE DANCE demolished BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
MASSAGE PARLOR devastated COLIN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GOKU devastated THE UPRIGHT MAN in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
WORK IN PROGRESS subdued ALLAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
FRIJOLE! was subdued by NUMBERED WON in a popular 1 minute duel.
HEAT luckily beat ADASHIR in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
HAILSTORM demolished ??RADAR?? in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
UBER GOOBER defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute battle.
MAGINOT MIKE was vanquished by INSURRECTION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
TURTLEFACE was vanquished by 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PLANKWALKER was beaten by COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a action packed 1 minute competition.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was handily defeated by 5 GOT PICKED in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH overpowered CHIPS AHOY in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
BOZO was overpowered by SINDARION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         LUNGING ATTACK   137 -  97 -  1      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         WALL OF STEEL     44 -  36 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         AIMED BLOW        72 -  69 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         TOTAL PARRY       57 -  55 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  23 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  17 -  0      35  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  47 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 429 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         9 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HITZ 82-10428              33  15  0  231 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         135  76  2  311 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       54  34  1  276 WASTELAND (468)
TOTAL PARRY      ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    80  35  1  263 CEMENTIA (1112)
SLASHING ATTACK  COOLER 82-7277             59  50  1  240 STYROFOAM (1090)
WALL OF STEEL    ROLEX WATCH 32-3732        77  67  2  219 LUST MUPPETS (1036)
BASHING ATTACK   WENT TO MARKET 25-4288     44  51  2  215 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         63  97  1  199 ARROGANCE (732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   34  96  2  156 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        23  24  2   84 SEA DOGS (328)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was HITZ 82-10428.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOC STEELE 
18-6808, DEORNE 7-2529, PUD 126 82-22024, THRENODY 4-4557, NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, 
VAGABOND 4-6049, ROLEX WATCH 32-3732, YUENGLING 82-16265, PTI 7-5412, and HE HATE ME 
18-7820.

The least popular fighter this week was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509, UBER GOOBER 82-26198, COLIN 3-5475, 
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978, SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399, PLANKWALKER 18-8604, TURTLEFACE 7-5734, 
??RADAR?? 82-20310, ALLAH 13-2440, and THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  3 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          9  7 0  
BONSUR(7)            6  4 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         11  6 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 55 169  0  180  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THRENODY 4-4557             40  50  1  196  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           33  22  0  188  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           52  25  0  200  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 PTI 7-5412                  55  28  0  298  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     25  25  0  123  ALASTARIAN IDOL (1238)     KOLACT
 ALLAH 13-2440               16  14  0  112  END (1257)                 DULLENS
 EMILY 17-5753               39  26  0  192  BLADES OF STEEL (1211)     ALJAFIR
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          135  76  2  311  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      44  51  2  215  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         77  67  2  219  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 BLUE 33-5776                31  23  1  196  BLADES OF GRASS (1215)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         36  94  1  161  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        15   1  2   59  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 MUCKER 42-3596              86  84  2  206  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485          103  40  2  290  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 INSURRECTION 60-5607        11  10  0  132  BLADES OF DESTINY (1216)   ARADI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     80  35  1  263  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   43  38  3  181  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624   21   2  2   85  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG
 HITZ 82-10428               33  15  0  231  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       17  13  3  171  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310      12  23  3   91  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            51  38  3  203  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            28  31  3  172  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE