DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 06/10/2006 Duedate: 06/23/2006 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-429 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1248 441 8 73.9 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1147 1004 8 53.3 2 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1754 1373 20 56.1 6-MEOW MIX 21/1094 35 31 2 53.0 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 7 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 836 781 7 51.7 4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202 4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229 ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267 8 BLADES OF ICE 7/192 460 443 2 50.9 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 BLADES OF DESTINY 60/1216 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 BLADES OF STEEL 17/1211 LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 BLADES OF MIST 4/959 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252 BLADES OF GRASS 33/1215 3 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212 34 27 0 55.7 9 DELVERS 42/1000 309 488 3 38.8 HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259 DOGS OF WAR 4/999 4 NUTS 82/1240 2186 1835 7 54.4 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 10 SEA DOGS 7/203 87 137 3 38.8 072905R 41/1273 SEA DOGS 18/328 CEMENTIA 61/1112 SEA DOGS 4/1271 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 SEA DOGS 96/1241 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 11 ARROGANCE 18/732 933 1631 17 36.4 WASTELAND 18/468 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 MY DRUGS 98/1179 12 END 13/1257 571 1101 10 34.2 PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/1238 WASTELAND II 7/500 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034 NUMBERS 62/937 BIG BAD 7/1073 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/1272 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 VEGGIES 3/1227 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 545): TERCERO ENCANTO of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 429): MARETHA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 553): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 549): SERILIA of BLADES OF MIST (Lord Andarus, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 548): IAN of I HEART BALLS (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 552): HOBBLED of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 550): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 544): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 536): LOAF of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 535): TUSK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 509): CLOVER of ERRATA (JE, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 499): ZIPPO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 221): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 486): FOUR OF SPADES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 435): GRANDMASTER of RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 207): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 195): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 383): HOLLY MACKEREL of FISH MONGERS (Ghoti, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 173): MADKAWRAW'S LAW of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 428): ONE A DAY of MY DRUGS from SYVYN'S HILL (The Muffin Man) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 545): LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (Huckle Cat, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 429): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 553): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 549): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 548): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 552): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 550): BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 544): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 536): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 535): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 509): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 499): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 221): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 486): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 435): RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 207): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 195): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 383): RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 173): OUTLAWS (Savant, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 428): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 544): OLD FART of DEATH'S DOOR (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 428): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 547): MOUSE DAVIS of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 549): DIKEMBE MUTUMBO of UNDER JOLLY ROGER (Huckle Cat, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 536): LOAF of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) ARMPIT CANDY of STREET PIZZA (TUM, mgr.) PLANKWALKER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 509): CLOVER of ERRATA (JE, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 435): GRANDMASTER of RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.) (turn 434): WILLIE MCGEE of ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 382): MIPPLE of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Good morning, citizens. The split happened. Warriors were taken away from us. That's probably why we have only five challenge fights today. Damn that Sheila Greywand! Impressively, forty percent of those were TV challenges. STRAFE (82-11158) (49-19-0,202) of BLACK PRIMERS TV challenged CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (40-39-0,199) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. STRAFE devastated CRACK IS CHEAP in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. As always, Crack remains our overall popularity leader. Even when he loses, he wins. VAGABOND (4-6049) (13-6-1,61) of SEA DOGS TV challenged KUNG PAO KITTY (97-1310) (11-23-3,88) of CUTE & KINDA DEADLY. VAGABOND was overcome by KUNG PAO KITTY in a popular 3 minute Challenge match. I note that sixty percent of our challenges were made by Sea Dogs. Well done indeed! STUPID SEXY FLANDERS (42-3836) (38-33-0,160) of I'M SO SEXY challenged TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (118-122-0,202) of DELVERS. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS devastated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute Challenge contest. Tolais Deepheart was this turn's most challenged warrior. Someone obviously thought they could get some wins and maybe some skills out of him. Stupid Sexy, you were right about the win. Hope you were right about the skills as well. SUSHI SLINGER (96-1399) (17-12-3,179) of SEA DOGS challenged EMILY (17-5753) (38-26-0,178) of BLADES OF STEEL. SUSHI SLINGER was devastated by EMILY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. Lord Andarus' warriors are so often deceptively mild- mannered, they are often underestimated. BILLY THE SQUID (18-3880) (33-26-2,122) of SEA DOGS challenged THE IMPECCABLE PIG (5-3818) (24-16-0,134) of JUST DON'T CARE. BILLY THE SQUID overpowered THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute Challenge struggle. I wonder if The Impeccable Pig was named after a restaurant? Sounds like. ONE A DAY (98-799) (51-37-3,259) of MY DRUGS fought HITZ (82-10428) (32-15- 0,216) of 4-LETTER DOCTORS. ONE A DAY was viciously subdued by HITZ in a popular 5 minute Title competition. In addition to being our new Keeper of the Runeblade, Hitz was voted This Week's Favorite by the folks in the stands. Well done, Hitz. I'm hoping for a column. You can do it! 2 (62-2976) (43-37-3,216) of NUMBERS fought GRINGOLD (7-2416) (38-55-2,183) of SEA DOGS. 2 was overpowered by GRINGOLD in a popular 2 minute mismatched conflict. Well done, Gringold! No one died. No one avoided anyone. Look, if you're going to challenge, you might as well avoid! VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (18-4-0,33) of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS fought 5 GOT PICKED (41-4199) (14-1-2,45) of 072905R. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was handily defeated by 5 GOT PICKED in a 1 minute one-sided match. Oh dear, Virginia was least popular again. Maybe Debby Tonte was right. Sweet Ruvian, I shudder to contemplate it! My dears, I have little else to say. The pitiful turnout for this turn has plunged me into a depression. I suppose I should give some unsolicited advice. What to say? Ah! If you are depressed, inhale some helium and talk like a duck. It won't really help but it will amuse the people around you. Desiree (not my real name) KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HITZ 82-10428 33 15 0 231 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MAHI MAHI 18-4899 135 76 2 311 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA PTI 7-5412 55 28 0 298 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR DR DAZZLE 57-4485 103 40 2 290 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 54 34 1 276 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 80 35 1 263 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 68 36 1 252 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA DEORNE 7-2529 87 58 1 245 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR COOLER 82-7277 59 50 1 240 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG HE HATE ME 18-7820 45 47 2 229 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 77 67 2 219 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT STRAFE 82-11158 50 19 0 216 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG GATEWAY 82-15631 32 9 0 216 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 44 51 2 215 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 31 14 2 214 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 38 41 0 213 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY YUENGLING 82-16265 30 18 1 209 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG GRINGOLD 7-2416 39 55 2 208 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BRICKTOP 18-7955 45 33 0 207 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA MUCKER 42-3596 86 84 2 206 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI CREDIT LINE 82-1366 28 34 0 206 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG ONE A DAY 98-799 51 38 3 203 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL HARV 82-20046 35 13 1 201 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG RED FUSION 6-5480 52 25 0 200 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL SUPER BUM 82-18411 51 32 1 200 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG KYLIE 18-6057 46 35 1 200 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA DOC STEELE 18-6808 63 97 1 199 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA FEAR 82-10416 39 60 1 199 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG RENAE 7-4304 74 47 3 198 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 40 40 0 198 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG A. CAPONE 18-3228 22 21 3 198 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA TOWER 7-4461 49 32 1 197 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR THRENODY 4-4557 40 50 1 196 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM PUD 126 82-22024 37 23 0 196 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG BLUE 33-5776 31 23 1 196 BLADES OF GRASS (1215) NIATOLI ISLAND HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 75 65 0 195 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA SCHYLER 6-4866 76 122 1 193 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GOHAN 18-8449 37 23 1 193 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA EMILY 17-5753 39 26 0 192 BLADES OF STEEL (1211) ALJAFIR DOC STEELE 18-6010 76 142 6 191 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 39 33 0 191 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI BRADEN 6-4867 76 122 1 189 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL MANUTE BOL 5-4233 33 22 0 188 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 98 86 2 183 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA NUMBERED WON 18-7434 41 60 1 183 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA HEAT 98-981 34 26 4 182 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL 2 62-2976 43 38 3 181 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS GOKU 7-5628 34 17 0 181 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR -CLAW 21-5337 31 11 2 181 MEOW MIX (1094) SUNSET GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LIFE 3-4196 55 169 0 180 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI CYCLOPS 7-4625 26 33 1 180 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 69 72 1 179 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972 18 7 2 178 ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG JANAE 5-3867 67 52 3 176 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS SHINY PENNY 32-3789 50 102 2 176 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 118 123 0 172 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI FRIJOLE! 99-1214 28 31 3 172 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 17 13 3 171 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS MEN WORKING 38-4189 36 94 1 161 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 34 96 2 156 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME HAILSTORM 7-5698 26 10 0 156 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY UBER GOOBER 82-26198 32 21 0 143 NUTS (1240) DWES EG BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 34 26 2 142 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA ??RADAR?? 82-20310 17 21 0 138 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG COLIN 3-5475 35 54 2 132 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI INSURRECTION 60-5607 11 10 0 132 BLADES OF DESTINY (1216) ARADI ADASHIR 42-4088 21 11 1 130 HIGHER PURPOSE (1259) RODEKI THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 25 25 0 123 ALASTARIAN IDOL (1238) KOLACT THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 24 17 0 120 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS ALLAH 13-2440 16 14 0 112 END (1257) DULLENS MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 69 104 2 110 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 22 11 0 93 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 12 23 3 91 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 14 10 0 90 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624 21 2 2 85 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG PLANKWALKER 18-8604 23 24 2 84 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA SINDARION 18-8499 29 19 1 66 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA VAGABOND 4-6049 13 7 1 66 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM TURTLEFACE 7-5734 18 5 0 61 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 15 1 2 59 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI BOZO 42-4016 24 60 0 47 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 14 7 4 44 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE -GREEN BEAN 3-6419 10 4 1 43 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623 18 5 0 30 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Manute Bol -- You are a disgrace to Golem-hood. You have no respect for your elders and betters. You don't DESERVE to ever receive a gender attachment. -- Life of Osksi Hitz -- Gosh, I didn't expect you to be a woman. That's, well, it's a shock, you know? -- Mucker Super Bum -- That was well done, for one of your style. Understand, I hate your style, more or less, but you do it well. -- Tolais Deepheart Billy the Squid -- Having ten arms doesn't always help, does it? -- Maginot Mike Desiree -- I don't know what Life's problem is. It muttered something about "scratchy labels" and then started twitching and sparking. -- Nick Tell Life it's not in Kansas anymore. -- Desiree Desiree (not your real name) -- No, Virgina (a GUY, by the way) was voted least popular for denying the reality of Santa. This is a Very Bad Thing to Do. -- Debby Tonte Now THIS is the real Debby Tonte. (smiling) And if there's a Debby Tonte, there must be a Santa Claus. -- Desiree 26 May 2006 The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear. From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood flow freely and give NO quarter in war. This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire, you WILL get burnt!!! Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire 6 June 2006 To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality. Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS STRAFE devastated CRACK IS CHEAP in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. VAGABOND was overcome by KUNG PAO KITTY in a popular 3 minute Challenge match. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS devastated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute Challenge contest. SUSHI SLINGER was devastated by EMILY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. BILLY THE SQUID overpowered THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute Challenge struggle. ONE A DAY was viciously subdued by HITZ in a popular 5 minute Title competition. HARV was viciously subdued by NEOSPHINCTER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel. SUPER BUM was overpowered by DEORNE in a popular 5 minute gory uneven duel. RENAE was overpowered by MIMIC BLENNY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee. PTI demolished TOWER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched match. COOLER demolished DUSKY JAWFISH in a 1 minute mismatched match. 2 was overpowered by GRINGOLD in a popular 2 minute mismatched conflict. ETCHED IN STONE won victory over YUENGLING in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout. DR DAZZLE handily defeated CREDIT LINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout. HE HATE ME devastated LIFE in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fight. CLEANER WRASSE was overpowered by TASTY HANGNAIL in a 2 minute one-sided match. MAHI MAHI devastated BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was vanquished by GATEWAY in a 1 minute one-sided match. BRADEN lost to FEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray. DOC STEELE was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in a popular 5 minute gory match. DOC STEELE lost to KYLIE in a popular 1 minute match. PUD 126 was outwaited by ROLEX WATCH in a popular 7 minute brutal fight. BRICKTOP unbelievably bested THRENODY in a action packed 7 minute gruesome bout. GOHAN overpowered MEN WORKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. WENT TO MARKET vanquished MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute one-sided bout. MUCKER overpowered SHINY PENNY in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. JANAE was savagely defeated by A. CAPONE in a popular 2 minute gory match. SCHYLER savagely defeated CYCLOPS in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout. THE CUTICLE DANCE demolished BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute uneven contest. MASSAGE PARLOR devastated COLIN in a 1 minute one-sided battle. GOKU devastated THE UPRIGHT MAN in a popular 1 minute uneven bout. WORK IN PROGRESS subdued ALLAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. FRIJOLE! was subdued by NUMBERED WON in a popular 1 minute duel. HEAT luckily beat ADASHIR in a popular 2 minute bloody duel. HAILSTORM demolished ??RADAR?? in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition. UBER GOOBER defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute battle. MAGINOT MIKE was vanquished by INSURRECTION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel. TURTLEFACE was vanquished by 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. PLANKWALKER was beaten by COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a action packed 1 minute competition. VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was handily defeated by 5 GOT PICKED in a 1 minute one-sided match. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH overpowered CHIPS AHOY in a 2 minute one-sided battle. BOZO was overpowered by SINDARION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 25 LUNGING ATTACK 137 - 97 - 1 59 | |AIMED BLOW 15 WALL OF STEEL 44 - 36 - 0 55 | |TOTAL PARRY 11 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 1 55 | |BASHING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 72 - 69 - 0 51 | |WALL OF STEEL 9 TOTAL PARRY 57 - 55 - 1 51 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 23 - 0 49 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 17 - 0 35 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 9 - 0 31 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 47 - 0 27 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 429 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 5 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 6 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY AIMED BLOW 9 - 6 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 1 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 10 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK HITZ 82-10428 33 15 0 231 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 135 76 2 311 BIG MEAN FISH (292) AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 54 34 1 276 WASTELAND (468) TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 80 35 1 263 CEMENTIA (1112) SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 59 50 1 240 STYROFOAM (1090) WALL OF STEEL ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 77 67 2 219 LUST MUPPETS (1036) BASHING ATTACK WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 44 51 2 215 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 63 97 1 199 ARROGANCE (732) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 34 96 2 156 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE PLANKWALKER 18-8604 23 24 2 84 SEA DOGS (328) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was HITZ 82-10428. The ten other most popular fighters were DOC STEELE 18-6808, DEORNE 7-2529, PUD 126 82-22024, THRENODY 4-4557, NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, VAGABOND 4-6049, ROLEX WATCH 32-3732, YUENGLING 82-16265, PTI 7-5412, and HE HATE ME 18-7820. The least popular fighter this week was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623. The other ten least popular fighters were MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509, UBER GOOBER 82-26198, COLIN 3-5475, DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978, SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399, PLANKWALKER 18-8604, TURTLEFACE 7-5734, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, ALLAH 13-2440, and THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K OSKSI(3) 0 2 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 JHELUM(4) 0 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0 KALTOS(5) 0 3 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 3 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 9 7 0 BONSUR(7) 6 4 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0 KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0 DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0 ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 11 6 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LIFE 3-4196 55 169 0 180 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THRENODY 4-4557 40 50 1 196 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM MANUTE BOL 5-4233 33 22 0 188 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS RED FUSION 6-5480 52 25 0 200 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL PTI 7-5412 55 28 0 298 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185 25 25 0 123 ALASTARIAN IDOL (1238) KOLACT ALLAH 13-2440 16 14 0 112 END (1257) DULLENS EMILY 17-5753 39 26 0 192 BLADES OF STEEL (1211) ALJAFIR MAHI MAHI 18-4899 135 76 2 311 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 44 51 2 215 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 77 67 2 219 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT BLUE 33-5776 31 23 1 196 BLADES OF GRASS (1215) NIATOLI ISLAND MEN WORKING 38-4189 36 94 1 161 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 15 1 2 59 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI MUCKER 42-3596 86 84 2 206 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI DR DAZZLE 57-4485 103 40 2 290 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR INSURRECTION 60-5607 11 10 0 132 BLADES OF DESTINY (1216) ARADI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 80 35 1 263 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE 2 62-2976 43 38 3 181 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624 21 2 2 85 GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG HITZ 82-10428 33 15 0 231 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 17 13 3 171 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 12 23 3 91 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 51 38 3 203 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL FRIJOLE! 99-1214 28 31 3 172 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE