DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 07/22/2006    Duedate: 08/04/2006

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-432

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1249  442  8 73.9      HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259                
  2 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1772 1387 20 56.1    6 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1149 1005  8 53.3
    HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270                     7-MEOW MIX 21/1094       36   32  2 52.9
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                  8 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  850  788  7 51.9
    ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267                 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256                      CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229           
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                        9-BLADES OF ICE 7/192   464  448  2 50.9
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                        BLADES OF DESTINY 60/1216             
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 BLADES OF STEEL 17/1211               
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254                BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961                 
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252                BLADES OF MIST 4/959                  
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                    ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958                  
  3-INDIFFERENCE 7/1194    18   15  1 54.5      BLADES OF GRASS 33/1215               
    RUN AND HYDE 18/1221                     10 SEA DOGS 7/203         96  143  4 40.2
    GRIM OBITUARY 62/1230                       SEA DOGS 4/1271                       
  4 NUTS 82/1240         2227 1867  7 54.4      SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069               11 DELVERS 42/1000       315  494  3 38.9
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                         12 ARROGANCE 18/732      938 1644 17 36.3
    WASTELAND 18/468                            THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                        JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                      13 END 13/1257           579 1121 10 34.1
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        NEXT GENERATION 18/1150               
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268                  ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/1238               
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/1272          
    NUMBERS 62/937                              FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    072905R 41/1273                             BIG BAD 7/1073                        
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                      CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200               
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197                  VEGGIES 3/1227                        
    HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243                  14 VINCERE AUT  18/1274    1    1  0 50.0
  5-UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212   37   32  0 53.6

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, Councilors of the Enchanted Tor!

     That is the official title of a Delarquan Citizen, since the Delarquan
Federation was formed at the Council of Tribes at Delarq (Enchanted) Tor.  Many of
the decisions at that convention were decided by popular vote rather than a vote of
tribal representatives.  One of the things decided by vote was that all citizens in
good standing would be known as Councilors.  That idea was soon dropped, in practice,
because the tribal chiefs didn't like having ordinary tribesmen dropping by to give
them advice on how to run things.  But the law is still there on the scrolls.
     There were no avoids.  No one died.  That's bad, and good.
     Turtleface was most challenged. That's because he was the ONLY challenged
warrior in Darkholm this turn.  BARITUS (18-8674) (22-20-2,68) of VINCERE AUT MORI
challenged TURTLEFACE (7-5734) (19-6-0,90) of WASTELAND II.  BARITUS bested
TURTLEFACE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.  This was a brave challenge
to a warrior more highly ranked AND with a better record.  And still, Baritus won.
Good job!
     Tasty Hangnail took the Runeblade this turn in a random matchup with Hitz.  HITZ
(82-10428) (35-15-0,315) of 4-LETTER DOCTORS fought TASTY HANGNAIL (7-5463) (40-41-
0,243) of WASTELAND II.  HITZ was viciously subdued by TASTY HANGNAIL in an action
packed 4 minute Title battle.  It's not often that you see a doctor try and fail to
remove a hangnail.  T.H. is our premier Aimed Blow a fact which no longer impresses
me.  Hitz was a Lunger.  Still is.
     Of course, Crack is Cheap is still our overall popularity leader.  CRACK IS
CHEAP (82-18422) (41-41-0,180) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought BILLY THE SQUID (18-3880)
(35-27-3,167) of SEA DOGS.  CRACK IS CHEAP defeated BILLY THE SQUID in an action
packed 3 minute gory duel.
     THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) (33-14-2,246) of DON'T ASK fought BRICKTOP (18-
7955) (46-34-0,211) of WASTELAND.  THE CUTICLE DANCE viciously subdued BRICKTOP in an
action packed 6 minute melee.  You'd think Tasty Hangnail and The Cuticle Dance would
be on the same team, something called "Nightmare Manicures" or some such, but they're
not.  Strange.
     Virginia, No Santa (whose name I love) was voted this turn's thrown vegetable
target, for losing to a stand-in.  VIRGINIA, NO SANTA (65-6623) (19-6-0,58) of GOT IT
FOR CHRISTMAS fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-30-0,30) of ARENA STAND-INS.  VIRGINIA,
NO SANTA was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.  Ginny,
what were you thinking?  That's not even the real Debby Tonte.
     Wastes are sexy so I just thought I'd mention Rolex, our Wall of Steel leader.
ROLEX WATCH (32-3732) (79-67-2,237) of LUST MUPPETS fought GOKU (7-5628) (35-18-
0,199) of WASTELAND II.  ROLEX WATCH viciously subdued GOKU in a 2 minute gruesome
fight.  He's not as yummy as Hansel, but women seem to like him.
     There's a tourney just over with in a distant land, and that might have
something to do with the lack of challenges this turn.  I don't know.  (sigh)  It was
a very short fight day.  We all got to go home at 2 in the afternoon.  I miss the
days when Darkholm was big.  Of course, in those days, people finished stories.  I'm
not sure the two are related, but maybe I'll ask someone else to take over the
spyreporting here for a few turns.  Maybe you'll like it better.

                                          Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       41  41  0  261  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        57  34  1  312  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        71  36  1  280  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  34  14  2  260  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
-DEORNE 7-2529               88  58  1  258  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         80  67  2  252  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
-GAMBLE 7-4884               23  14  3  232  INDIFFERENCE (1194)        BONSUR
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          78 143  6  231  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
-RENAE 7-4304                75  47  3  230  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 PTI 7-5412                  57  29  0  227  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
-STRAFE 82-11158             51  20  0  223  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 ONE A DAY 98-799            54  38  3  221  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
-MOLOCH 62-1267              37  47  1  221  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        43  61  1  216  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 GOHAN 18-8449               39  24  1  216  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     82  36  1  213  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 RED FUSION 6-5480           54  26  0  213  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 MUCKER 42-3596              88  85  2  211  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
-KYLIE 18-6057               47  36  1  211  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
-EMILY 17-5753               40  26  0  211  BLADES OF STEEL (1211)     ALJAFIR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          52  34  1  210  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          137  77  2  209  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 2 62-2976                   43  41  3  207  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       70  74  1  205  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 COOLER 82-7277              61  51  1  205  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         30  35  0  205  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  77  66  0  203  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          47  48  2  203  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 YUENGLING 82-16265          31  20  1  203  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485          104  42  2  202  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         51 104  2  201  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            46  35  0  201  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   120 124  0  199  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            30  32  3  199  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             41  56  2  198  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR
 HITZ 82-10428               35  16  0  198  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 GOKU 7-5628                 35  19  0  198  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
-BLUE 33-5776                31  24  1  198  BLADES OF GRASS (1215)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SCHYLER 6-4866              77 124  1  196  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495     100  87  2  195  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
-THRENODY 4-4557             40  51  1  194  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 HARV 82-20046               37  14  1  194  4-LETTER NAMES (1256)      DWES EG
-A. CAPONE 18-3228           22  23  3  194  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
-JANAE 5-3867                68  52  3  192  BLADES OF CHAOS (961)      KALTOS
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          64  99  1  191  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      44  54  2  190  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 PUD 126 82-22024            39  24  0  190  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 BRADEN 6-4867               77 124  1  189  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
-CLAW 21-5337                32  12  2  188  MEOW MIX (1094)            SUNSET
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     42  41  0  187  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 FEAR 82-10416               40  62  1  187  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           35  23  0  186  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       19  14  3  186  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
-TOWER 7-4461                49  33  1  184  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 HEAT 98-981                 35  28  4  181  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972      19   8  2  180  ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  40  35  0  179  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 GATEWAY 82-15631            32  12  0  178  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
-TRUE LIES 62-2026           31  42  1  178  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 LIFE 3-4196                 56 171  0  175  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     35  28  3  168  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 UBER GOOBER 82-26198        34  22  0  168  NUTS (1240)                DWES EG
-APOLLYON 62-2348            26  27  1  162  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            27  12  0  161  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 CYCLOPS 7-4625              26  36  1  160  BIG BAD (1073)             BONSUR
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   25  19  0  158  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    34  99  2  157  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
-FREAK 18-7300               26  13  4  156  RUN AND HYDE (1221)        TALCAMA
-ADASHIR 42-4088             22  12  1  155  HIGHER PURPOSE (1259)      RODEKI
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         36  97  1  151  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PUPPETMASTER 62-2295        27  18  3  143  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 ALLAH 13-2440               17  16  0  143  END (1257)                 DULLENS
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  17  10  0  140  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG
 VAGABOND 4-6049             16   7  1  129  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         70 106  2  128  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  24  12  0  123  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
-INSURRECTION 60-5607        11  11  0  117  BLADES OF DESTINY (1216)   ARADI
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          17  24  0  114  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     26  27  0  109  ALASTARIAN IDOL (1238)     KOLACT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-COLIN 3-5475                35  55  2  104  ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958)       OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARITUS 18-8674             23  20  2   94  VINCERE AUT MORI (1274)    TALCAMA
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310      14  24  3   91  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          17   7  4   82  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 BOZO 42-4016                25  62  0   76  CLOWNING AROUND (1200)     RODEKI
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         24  26  2   76  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 TURTLEFACE 7-5734           19   7  0   75  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624   22   4  2   70  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG
-GRAPE 51-5266               16  22  0   70  FRUITS (1222)              TRICORUS
-5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        15   2  2   65  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
-SINDARION 18-8499           30  20  1   58  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
-JOSH 18-9109                18   4  0   58  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
-GREEN BEAN 3-6419           10   5  1   43  VEGGIES (1227)             OSKSI
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  19   7  0   34  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Mimic Blenny -- If you're just a sort of mime of a blenny, I'd hate to meet the real
thing! -- Mucker

Billy the Squid -- There is something distinctly fishy here, and I don't LIKE it. --
Life of Osksi
P.S.  Besides, why should a squid have a gender when I don't?

Hailstorm -- I'm never gonna get those dents out of my carriage roof, am I? --
Maginot Mike

Men Working -- It doesn't show. -- Tolais Deepheart

     To the managers of Wiggler and Gringold (that would be Doc Steele and, I think,
     Big Wave Dave?  Or the Muffin Man?  I don't have it written down.) -- I humbly,
     humbly apologize for not keeping my promise to continue (and finish!) the
     storyline "The Obsidian Knowledge."  It only lacks one episode of being done, I
     think, which is a terrible place to leave a story.  But I've been hideously
     blocked on it.  I am really sorry.  One day, without warning, the episode will
     pop out of my head (what a disgusting image that is!).  Meanwhile, I have to
     leave them languishing.  At least they're working on a plan, not languishing
     somewhere in the clutches of a villain, as I have left many characters in the
     past.  I don't know whether or not you've been patient about it, but if you
     have, thank you for your patience. -- Desiree's author

26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission.  Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice

30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia.  All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps

1 July 2006

BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found!  We are engaging in arena 31.  Let them feel our wrath.  Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm

1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian

10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces.  All present knew that there
could be no quarter.  The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed.  There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary.  Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
     AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
     The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights:  Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great

14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:

The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10,  11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106.  Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak.  You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARITUS bested TURTLEFACE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
HITZ was viciously subdued by TASTY HANGNAIL in a action packed 4 minute Title battle.
ONE A DAY overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched duel.
PUD 126 was overpowered by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HARV was viciously subdued by NUMBERED WON in a popular 6 minute bloody duel.
PTI savagely defeated DUSKY JAWFISH in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory brawl.
THE CUTICLE DANCE viciously subdued BRICKTOP in a action packed 6 minute melee.
ROLEX WATCH viciously subdued GOKU in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in a popular 5 minute fight.
HE HATE ME was handily defeated by MAHI MAHI in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
MIMIC BLENNY demolished WENT TO MARKET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
NEOSPHINCTER subdued SHINY PENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
LIFE was handily defeated by GRINGOLD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CLEANER WRASSE devastated THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
DOC STEELE was devastated by MUCKER in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
GOHAN demolished FEAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FRIJOLE! beat BRADEN in a 2 minute fight.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was handily defeated by CREDIT LINE in a 1 minute competition.
DR DAZZLE overpowered SCHYLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ETCHED IN STONE slimly won victory over YUENGLING in a action packed 3 minute duel.
2 was devastated by FERD THE TOWER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SUSHI SLINGER overpowered MEN WORKING in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
COOLER vanquished HAILSTORM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GATEWAY lost to TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a action packed 2 minute bout.
SUPER BUM was viciously subdued by FERD THE TOWER in a action packed 3 minute bout.
CYCLOPS was unbelievably bested by UBER GOOBER in a exciting 6 minute gory duel.
CRACK IS CHEAP defeated BILLY THE SQUID in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
MANUTE BOL overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HEAT beat ALLAH in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
MAGINOT MIKE narrowly defeated ??RADAR?? in a action packed 4 minute gory contest.
THE UPRIGHT MAN was devastated by VAGABOND in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL was viciously subdued by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 3 minute bout.
KUNG PAO KITTY subdued PLANKWALKER in a 2 minute match.
CHIPS AHOY overcame BOZO in a action packed 3 minute match.
5 GOLDEN WARRIORS overpowered DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
VIRGINIA, NO SANTA was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   8 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         LUNGING ATTACK   141 -  96 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         TOTAL PARRY       61 -  46 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         AIMED BLOW        72 -  68 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         WALL OF STEEL     39 -  40 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  23 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  18 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  58 -  0      24  |

Turn 432 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         6 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  8         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  9     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463      41  41  0  261 WASTELAND II (500)
LUNGING ATTACK   MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541       71  36  1  280 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
WALL OF STEEL    ROLEX WATCH 32-3732        80  67  2  252 LUST MUPPETS (1036)
TOTAL PARRY      ONE A DAY 98-799           54  38  3  221 MY DRUGS (1179)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         137  77  2  209 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
SLASHING ATTACK  COOLER 82-7277             61  51  1  205 STYROFOAM (1090)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        51 104  2  201 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         64  99  1  191 ARROGANCE (732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   34  99  2  157 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        24  26  2   76 SEA DOGS (328)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
CYCLOPS 7-4625, PTI 7-5412, HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977, HARV 82-20046, TASTY HANGNAIL 
7-5463, DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978, MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, 
NUMBERED WON 18-7434, and ALLAH 13-2440.

The least popular fighter this week was VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185, FEAR 82-10416, PUD 126 82-22024, 
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, MEN WORKING 38-4189, SCHYLER 6-4866, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 
42-3836, DOC STEELE 18-6808, THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, and LIFE 3-4196.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  TALCAMA(18)          8  7 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          6  8 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  4 0  RODEKI(42)           2  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 56 171  0  175  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 VAGABOND 4-6049             16   7  1  129  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           35  23  0  186  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           54  26  0  213  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       41  41  0  261  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     26  27  0  109  ALASTARIAN IDOL (1238)     KOLACT
 ALLAH 13-2440               17  16  0  143  END (1257)                 DULLENS
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        57  34  1  312  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      44  54  2  190  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         80  67  2  252  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    34  99  2  157  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 MUCKER 42-3596              88  85  2  211  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485          104  42  2  202  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     82  36  1  213  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   43  41  3  207  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624   22   4  2   70  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  34  14  2  260  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       19  14  3  186  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310      14  24  3   91  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            54  38  3  221  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            30  32  3  199  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed 
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83.  If you requested that your team be 
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Any teams not 
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by September 1st will be deleted.  If you have 
questions about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI 

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 5 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                       SNOTTYMAN (40-3685) of THEY TRAINED ME!
                            HORRID (65-6385) of LEGION IV
                         JUDICIOUSLY (82-27214) of ADVERBS II
                      TERRICONUS (82-27651) of THE GLORIOUS DARK
                      FLABBY-O (82-30720) of STREET PIZZAD XXII

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes