DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 08/05/2006    Duedate: 08/18/2006

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-433

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1250  442  8 73.9    6-UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212   37   32  0 53.6
  2 VINCERE AUT  18/1274    2    1  0 66.7      HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259                
  3 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1778 1392 20 56.1    7 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1149 1006  8 53.3
    HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270                     8-MEOW MIX 21/1094       36   32  2 52.9
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                  9 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  853  792  7 51.9
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256                      BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
    ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267                 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229           
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                     10-BLADES OF ICE 7/192   464  448  2 50.9
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                          BLADES OF DESTINY 60/1216             
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 BLADES OF STEEL 17/1211               
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                    BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961                 
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252                BLADES OF MIST 4/959                  
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254                ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958                  
  4 INDIFFERENCE 7/1194    21   17  1 55.3      BLADES OF GRASS 33/1215               
    RUN AND HYDE 18/1221                     11 SEA DOGS 7/203         98  146  4 40.2
    GRIM OBITUARY 62/1230                       SEA DOGS 4/1271                       
  5 NUTS 82/1240         2241 1879  7 54.4      SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069               12 DELVERS 42/1000       318  495  3 39.1
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                         13 ARROGANCE 18/732      939 1649 17 36.3
    WASTELAND 18/468                            THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                     14 END 13/1257           583 1126 10 34.1
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                         THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          NEXT GENERATION 18/1150               
    NUMBERS 62/937                              GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS 65/1272          
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268                  FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         BIG BAD 7/1073                        
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197                  ALASTARIAN IDOL 10/1238               
    JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                      CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200               
    HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello, Lord Protectors of the Federation.

     No one died.  That's good.  No one avoided.  That's bad.  There was only one
challenge, and that's very bad.  Although the fight in question was a good one.
STRAFE (82-11158) (51-20-0,223) of BLACK PRIMERS challenged ONE A DAY (98-799) (54-
38-3,221) of MY DRUGS.  STRAFE viciously subdued ONE A DAY in a crowd pleasing 5
minute Challenge fight.  There were two more fights than last turn (38 rather than
36), and that's slightly good.  None of the fights involved a stand-in warrior, and
that's very good.
     Our Title fight was a random match, which is bad, but the reigning Keeper
defended his title, which is good.  TASTY HANGNAIL (7-5463) (41-41-0,261) of
WASTELAND II fought MIMIC BLENNY (18-7541) (71-36-1,280) of BIG MEAN FISH.  TASTY
HANGNAIL subdued MIMIC BLENNY in an exciting 4 minute gory Title melee.  And our
Keeper of the Runeblade still goes by the warrior name "Tasty Hangnail," which is...
     Crack is Cheap is still our overall popularity leader, which is good if you
don't like surprises.  NUMBERED WON (18-7434) (43-61-1,216) of NEXT GENERATION fought
CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (42-41-0,187) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW.  NUMBERED WON savagely
defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in an exciting 7 minute bloody match.  This was our second
longest fight.
     Frijole! got scummed and became this week's favorite warrior, which is both good
and bad.  RED FUSION (6-5480) (54-26-0,213) of IT'S NEW! fought FRIJOLE! (99-1214)
(30-32-3,199) of BEAN MACHINE.  RED FUSION unbelievably bested FRIJOLE! in a popular
9 minute bloody duel.  This was our longest fight of the turn.  And it wasn't really
all that scummy, but Frijole! did get tired.
     Here's a matchup that was a bit of an upset.  THE IMPECCABLE PIG (5-3818) (25-
19-0,158) of JUST DON'T CARE fought THE UPRIGHT MAN (10-5185) (26-27-0,109) of
ALASTARIAN IDOL.  THE IMPECCABLE PIG was overpowered by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 1 minute
uneven duel.  Surprised the bookmakers, that one did.
     I always pay close attention to Gringold's fights.  I'm not a big fan of the
golden teeth, but sometimes his shirt gets ripped off.  He's got some interesting
tattoos on his very handsome chest.  GRINGOLD (7-2416) (41-56-2,198) of SEA DOGS
fought SCHYLER (6-4866) (77-124-1,196) of THE LADY'S LIST.  GRINGOLD savagely
defeated SCHYLER in a 2 minute gruesome fray.
     Even Snide Clemens had very little to say about this round of fights.  I've
never seen such a short page of notes from one of the stand-in spyreporters.  He did
say he didn't like the ale at Eve's Pleasure Palace and Casino.  Well, that place has
gotten a bit run-down since Master of Anime sold it.
     All I can say is, if you want a longer spyreport, do something noteworthy.
Challenge! Avoid!  Kill!  Die!  Whine!  Accuse!  Something.

                                         Respectfully exasperated,
                                         Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       42  41  0  287  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        58  34  1  320  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         81  67  2  264  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
-DEORNE 7-2529               88  58  1  258  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 PTI 7-5412                  58  29  0  246  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 STRAFE 82-11158             52  20  0  239  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 MOLOCH 62-1267              38  47  1  237  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
-RENAE 7-4304                75  47  3  230  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          138  77  2  224  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MUCKER 42-3596              89  85  2  224  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     83  36  1  224  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        44  61  1  222  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 RED FUSION 6-5480           55  26  0  221  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          53  34  1  221  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          48  48  2  218  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 2 62-2976                   44  41  3  217  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 HARV 82-20046               38  14  1  213  4-LETTER NAMES (1256)      DWES EG
 GOKU 7-5628                 36  19  0  212  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
-KYLIE 18-6057               47  36  1  211  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
-EMILY 17-5753               40  26  0  211  BLADES OF STEEL (1211)     ALJAFIR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          65  99  1  210  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 COOLER 82-7277              61  52  1  210  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         52 104  2  209  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495     101  87  2  208  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 ONE A DAY 98-799            54  39  3  206  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485          105  42  2  204  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 FEAR 82-10416               41  62  1  204  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 HITZ 82-10428               36  16  0  204  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            30  33  3  204  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             42  56  2  203  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   120 125  0  201  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 GOHAN 18-8449               39  25  1  201  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  77  67  0  199  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        71  37  1  198  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 PUD 126 82-22024            39  25  0  198  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
-BLUE 33-5776                31  24  1  198  BLADES OF GRASS (1215)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         30  36  0  198  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  41  35  0  197  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 YUENGLING 82-16265          31  21  1  197  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  34  15  2  196  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       70  75  1  194  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
-THRENODY 4-4557             40  51  1  194  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
-A. CAPONE 18-3228           22  23  3  194  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 SCHYLER 6-4866              77 125  1  192  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
-JANAE 5-3867                68  52  3  192  BLADES OF CHAOS (961)      KALTOS
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          78 144  6  191  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            46  36  0  191  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972      20   8  2  191  ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     42  42  0  188  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
-CLAW 21-5337                32  12  2  188  MEOW MIX (1094)            SUNSET
 GAMBLE 7-4884               23  15  3  188  INDIFFERENCE (1194)        BONSUR
-TOWER 7-4461                49  33  1  184  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 HEAT 98-981                 36  28  4  184  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      44  55  2  183  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           35  24  0  181  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       19  15  3  181  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TRUE LIES 62-2026           31  42  1  178  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 BRADEN 6-4867               77 125  1  177  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 LIFE 3-4196                 57 171  0  177  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 UBER GOOBER 82-26198        34  23  0  177  NUTS (1240)                DWES EG
 BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     36  28  3  175  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 GATEWAY 82-15631            32  13  0  174  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         36  98  1  170  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 CYCLOPS 7-4625              26  37  1  163  BIG BAD (1073)             BONSUR
 FREAK 18-7300               27  13  4  162  RUN AND HYDE (1221)        TALCAMA
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            27  13  0  161  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PUPPETMASTER 62-2295        28  18  3  157  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         71 106  2  156  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
-ADASHIR 42-4088             22  12  1  155  HIGHER PURPOSE (1259)      RODEKI
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    34 100  2  152  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     27  27  0  148  ALASTARIAN IDOL (1238)     KOLACT
 ALLAH 13-2440               17  17  0  147  END (1257)                 DULLENS
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          18  24  0  138  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 APOLLYON 62-2348            26  28  1  136  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  17  11  0  134  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  24  13  0  130  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   25  20  0  123  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
-INSURRECTION 60-5607        11  11  0  117  BLADES OF DESTINY (1216)   ARADI
 VAGABOND 4-6049             16   8  1  111  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 BARITUS 18-8674             24  20  2  105  VINCERE AUT MORI (1274)    TALCAMA
-COLIN 3-5475                35  55  2  104  ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958)       OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ASURION 18-8607             27  14  0   95  BURN N' PILLAGE (327)      TALCAMA
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310      15  24  3   93  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624   23   4  2   89  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR TACO WORKS 18-7620       17   9  1   88  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        21   2  0   86  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         24  27  2   78  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          17   8  4   76  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 TURTLEFACE 7-5734           19   8  0   71  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
-GRAPE 51-5266               16  22  0   70  FRUITS (1222)              TRICORUS
 BOZO 42-4016                25  63  0   67  CLOWNING AROUND (1200)     RODEKI
-SINDARION 18-8499           30  20  1   58  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
-JOSH 18-9109                18   4  0   58  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623  19   8  0   41  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Gringold -- You FIEND!  Do you know what they patched me up WITH?  "Chewing gum and
bailing wire."  That's what the orderly SAID it was, anyway.  And the disgusting ORC
they had chewing the GUM!  Hideous.  Totally UNACCEPTABLE.  I bet you put them UP to
it. -- Life of Osksi

     Ew.

Doc Steele the Warrior -- Doc Steele the manager should arrange for you to
"disappear."  Totally the wrong image, you know?  *I* don't care, I'm just a golem,
but, really.  Totally the wrong image. -- Mucker

Gateway -- Have you considered that you might be better off to just go attack some
clones?  Strawberry ice cream clones.  Finest kind. -- Tolais Deepheart

??Radar?? -- Huh, I never thought of a dwarf being dyslexic.  Sounds kinda tricky,
kinda like some god played a dirty trick on you, you know?  Yeah, of course you know.
It's your life, right? -- Maginot Mike

Desiree -- But I coached her. -- Debby Tonte
P.S.  Taught her how to get a tan, you know, and other important things.

     How to accessorize with little paper umbrellas?

10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces.  All present knew that there
could be no quarter.  The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed.  There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary.  Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
     AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
     The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights:  Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great

14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:

The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10,  11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106.  Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak.  You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STRAFE viciously subdued ONE A DAY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.
TASTY HANGNAIL subdued MIMIC BLENNY in a exciting 4 minute gory Title melee.
THE CUTICLE DANCE lost to MOLOCH in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
ETCHED IN STONE luckily beat COOLER in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
RED FUSION unbelievably bested FRIJOLE! in a popular 9 minute bloody duel.
MUCKER overpowered MANUTE BOL in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GAMBLE was overcome by FEAR in a 1 minute melee.
PTI vanquished YUENGLING in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ROLEX WATCH won victory over HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a popular 1 minute fight.
GOHAN was beaten by HARV in a popular 4 minute melee.
NUMBERED WON savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a exciting 7 minute bloody match.
DOC STEELE was handily defeated by CLEANER WRASSE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
NEOSPHINCTER savagely defeated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a popular 4 minute bloody brawl.
DUSKY JAWFISH was handily defeated by GOKU in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven fight.
DOC STEELE viciously subdued BRICKTOP in a exciting 6 minute bloody fray.
MAHI MAHI devastated PUD 126 in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HE HATE ME overpowered GATEWAY in a 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
WENT TO MARKET was beaten by MASSAGE PARLOR in a 2 minute fight.
SHINY PENNY handily defeated HAILSTORM in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HEAT savagely defeated CYCLOPS in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
GRINGOLD savagely defeated SCHYLER in a 2 minute gruesome fray.
SUSHI SLINGER was handily defeated by 2 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
DR DAZZLE overpowered MEN WORKING in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
BRADEN was overpowered by STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUPER BUM demolished CREDIT LINE in a action packed 3 minute one-sided melee.
HITZ viciously subdued UBER GOOBER in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
LIFE overcame ALLAH in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG was overpowered by THE UPRIGHT MAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
APOLLYON was overpowered by MAGINOT MIKE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
BILLY THE SQUID overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FREAK viciously subdued COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
VAGABOND was overpowered by ??RADAR?? in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH was devastated by PUPPETMASTER in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
BARITUS demolished TURTLEFACE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KUNG PAO KITTY narrowly defeated PLANKWALKER in a popular 4 minute duel.
BOZO was overpowered by MR TACO WORKS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
COLON CONVOY handily defeated VIRGINIA, NO SANTA in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
5 GOLDEN WARRIORS savagely defeated CHIPS AHOY in a action packed 2 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   8 -  1      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         LUNGING ATTACK   141 -  99 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         TOTAL PARRY       61 -  45 -  1      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         AIMED BLOW        74 -  66 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         WALL OF STEEL     40 -  38 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  24 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  17 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  63 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 433 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  6         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  7         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         8 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 11                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463      42  41  0  287 WASTELAND II (500)
WALL OF STEEL    ROLEX WATCH 32-3732        81  67  2  264 LUST MUPPETS (1036)
LUNGING ATTACK   PTI 7-5412                 58  29  0  246 WASTELAND II (500)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MOLOCH 62-1267             38  47  1  237 GRIM OBITUARY (1230)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         138  77  2  224 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
TOTAL PARRY      ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    83  36  1  224 CEMENTIA (1112)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         65  99  1  210 ARROGANCE (732)
SLASHING ATTACK  COOLER 82-7277             61  52  1  210 STYROFOAM (1090)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        52 104  2  209 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        24  27  2   78 SEA DOGS (328)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was FRIJOLE! 99-1214.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOC STEELE 
18-6808, NUMBERED WON 18-7434, HITZ 82-10428, STRAFE 82-11158, PLANKWALKER 18-8604, 
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, CREDIT LINE 82-1366, HARV 82-20046, GOKU 7-5628, and TASTY 
HANGNAIL 7-5463.

The least popular fighter this week was VAGABOND 4-6049.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, HAILSTORM 7-5698, PUD 126 82-22024, DOC 
STEELE 18-6010, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, VIRGINIA, NO SANTA 65-6623, BOZO 42-4016, 
TURTLEFACE 7-5734, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, and THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  TALCAMA(18)         11  7 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  2 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  DWES EG(82)          7  9 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  4 0  RODEKI(42)           2  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 57 171  0  177  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         71 106  2  156  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           35  24  0  181  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           55  26  0  221  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       42  41  0  287  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 THE UPRIGHT MAN 10-5185     27  27  0  148  ALASTARIAN IDOL (1238)     KOLACT
 ALLAH 13-2440               17  17  0  147  END (1257)                 DULLENS
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        58  34  1  320  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      44  55  2  183  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         81  67  2  264  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         36  98  1  170  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 MUCKER 42-3596              89  85  2  224  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485          105  42  2  204  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     83  36  1  224  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 MOLOCH 62-1267              38  47  1  237  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 5 GOLDEN WARRIORS 65-6624   23   4  2   89  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG
 STRAFE 82-11158             52  20  0  239  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       19  15  3  181  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310      15  24  3   93  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONE A DAY 98-799            54  39  3  206  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            30  33  3  204  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE