DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 01/06/2007    Duedate: 01/19/2007

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-444

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1251  444  8 73.8      LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                   
  2 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1825 1429 20 56.1      NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270                       HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256                      JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                  4 SPACE WOLVES 36/1283   38   33  0 53.5
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 MISTRESS 4 XMAS 3/1284                
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                        5 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1154 1012  8 53.3
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                  6 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  894  824  7 52.0
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252                CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229           
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254                BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
  3 NUTS 82/1240         2413 1993  7 54.8    7 SEA DOGS 4/1271       115  173  5 39.9
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                           SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                          8 DELVERS 42/1000       339  518  3 39.6
    072905R 41/1273                             DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                      9 ARROGANCE 18/732      961 1693 17 36.2
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268                  JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    WASTELAND 18/468                         10 SPORTS 21/1285        583 1128 10 34.1
    WASTELAND II 7/500                       11-WINGED LEGION 6/1277    0    7  0  0.0
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         BLOODY LEGION 96/1276                 
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                     12-EYE OF THE S 54/1279    0    2  0  0.0
    NUMBERS 62/937                        

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, warriors of Darkholm!

     Nobody died.  Nobody avoided.  There were thirty-three fights, eight of which
involved arena stand-ins.  Isn't that strange!  You'd think those eight Lord
Protectors could have been matched against one another, since no one avoided anyone.
     There was one challenge which was a Tournament Victor challenge (thank you,
Neosphincter).  NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (66-36-1,196) of WASTELAND TV challenged
MUCKER (42-3596) (97-87-2,233) of DELVERS.  NEOSPHINCTER devastated MUCKER in an
action packed 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Well done, Neo.  And Mucker, you
did well against a warrior with, I suspect, more experience than might show on his
record.  It was a hard, exciting fight, and both warriors were well liked by the
spectators.
     Our Keeper of the Runeblade was chosen in a random match.  The young but
dangerous lunger, Pud 126, has won that honor.  SCHYLER (6-4866) (83-129-1,272) of
THE LADY'S LIST fought PUD 126 (82-22024) (47-27-0,282) of PUDS AGAIN 6.  SCHYLER was
demolished by PUD 126 in a 2 minute one-sided Title melee.  Pud, I think your manager
should reward you for this victory with a more warrior-like name.
     He isn't the most likeable constable around.  I've seen him ticket people
because their horses pooped on the street.  Maybe that's why the spectators like
Crack is Cheap so well, for defeating the constable who stood in as a fighter today.
CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (48-46-0,210) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought LOCAL CONSTABLE
(104-22) (0-0-0,181) of ARENA STAND-INS.  CRACK IS CHEAP narrowly defeated LOCAL
CONSTABLE in a popular 9 minute gory match.
     This turn's favorite warrior is Vagabond.  VAGABOND (4-6049) (21-13-1,200) of
SEA DOGS fought UBER GOOBER (82-26198) (39-28-0,197) of NUTS.  VAGABOND was luckily
beaten by UBER GOOBER in an exciting 7 minute brutal match.  Hmm, this might have had
something to do with the bad peanuts that were sold by one arena vendor today...
though I suspect the audience simply thought Vagabond got scummed.
     Our least popular warrior this turn is Black Widow--not the seasoned
professional who has graced our arena in past years, but a very impressive newcomer
who had the misfortune to lose her first fight here.  Welcome, BW, and don't worry.
You'll do better in a few weeks.  PLANKWALKER (18-8604) (28-33-3,82) of SEA DOGS
fought BLACK WIDOW (3-3662) (18-2-1,60) of MISTRESS 4 XMAS.  PLANKWALKER vanquished
BLACK WIDOW in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
     It was a very short fight day, and I have nothing more to say about it.  But I
wish you all warm nights and an early spring.

                                   Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUD 126 82-22024            48  27  0  293  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PTI 7-5412                  67  31  0  297  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 HITZ 82-10428               42  17  0  276  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  48  39  0  267  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 RED FUSION 6-5480           63  29  0  254  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         36  41  0  250  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          55  52  2  237  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 GOKU 7-5628                 44  22  0  236  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       77  79  1  227  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 ONE A DAY 98-799            61  43  3  222  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          25  28  0  219  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        67  36  1  216  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          61  37  1  216  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  29  19  0  215  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 STRAFE 82-11158             53  22  0  214  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     49  46  0  213  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 UBER GOOBER 82-26198        40  28  0  211  NUTS (1240)                DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     93  37  1  210  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495     109  90  2  208  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   124 132  0  207  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 HEAT 98-981                 39  36  4  206  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 GOHAN 18-8449               43  32  1  204  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    37 108  2  204  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 GATEWAY 82-15631            35  15  0  203  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 FEAR 82-10416               48  66  1  202  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       50  44  0  201  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          71 104  1  200  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 MUCKER 42-3596              97  88  2  199  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 VAGABOND 4-6049             21  14  1  199  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         75 113  2  197  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 SCHYLER 6-4866              83 130  1  196  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          78 155  6  196  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 LIFE 3-4196                 62 177  0  194  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 2 62-2976                   47  49  3  193  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 COOLER 82-7277              66  58  1  191  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          145  81  2  190  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 YUENGLING 82-16265          35  24  1  187  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            32  42  3  187  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  83  72  0  186  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            49  44  0  183  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HARV 82-20046               43  20  1  181  4-LETTER NAMES (1256)      DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            32  19  0  181  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  35  21  2  180  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           37  33  0  179  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       22  23  3  178  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 BRADEN 6-4867               83 130  1  176  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     40  35  3  176  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        27   7  0  175  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  22  13  0  175  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310      21  29  3  162  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
 MR TACO WORKS 18-7620       24  13  1  153  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   29  27  0  152  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          24  12  4  150  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        19   2  2  142  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         37 108  1  140  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         29  33  3   94  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     14   2  1   80  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
-HELIX PRIME 36-6344         16   8  4   60  SPACE WOLVES (1283)        JHANS
-THE CRUSHER 18-8050         15  13  0   58  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 BLACK WIDOW 3-3662          18   3  1   56  MISTRESS 4 XMAS (1284)     OSKSI
-GIFT CERTIFICATE 65-6787    16   5  0   53  GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (1272 DAL SHANG
-COUNT IN THE CELLA 18-8404  14   7  0   49  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
-SWIMMING 21-5693            14   7  0   49  SPORTS (1285)              SUNSET
-CHAOS WARRIOR 54-2069       17  19  3   47  EYE OF THE STORM (1279)    TROCAR
-HAWK 6-5764                 16   7  0   38  WINGED LEGION (1277)       TRANSEL
-ASSASSIN 96-1802             9   5  4   27  BLOODY LEGION (1276)       OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Red Fusion -- Well, the truth is out now.  I get bored.  I do TRY to pay attention,
but let a fight run more than two or three minutes, and I just lose interest.  It
isn't like I'm going to DIE or anything, after all. -- Tolais Deepheart

Hitz -- How could I not be friendly and helpful for lovely lady like you?  I have
nothing at all against Rirorni women, actually, I find y'all exotic and exciting. --
Maginot Mike

Gohan -- Bah.  Useless.  All it gets me is closer to retirement, and I think I'm the
only one active in this guildhouse right now who finds that unpleasing.  (sigh)  But
I'm a golem, designed to work, I don't DO "retirement."  Oh, well, it isn't like I
have a choice.... -- Mucker

One A Day -- If that is the case, then it's no wonder you have no real life, you
silly golem. -- Life of Osksi

Just looking through the mini-overs, I find that Life of Osksi is Eligible!
That's...amazing.  I think it likely that some time this month, probably before the
next turn, I'm going to retire everyone currently fighting on this team and bring in
some Freshmen.  In the unlikely event that anyone is noticing these things. -- Nick,
Delvers et al

     I notice.  I think your current team would appreciate being retired.  And yes,
     it is amazing about Life.  And somehow very sad.  He should be inducted to Home
     Guard. -- Desiree

6 December 2006
ANNOUNCING THE NO-TOURNAMENT ARENA (81)

As an American I honor my cultural heritage by stealing any good idea.  This idea was
originally proposed by Lord Xiang in November 2005.  RSI will be opening the arena
(81) for teams willing to sign the following pledge:

*  I pledge that I will not send warriors from this arena to a Tournament, nor will I
   use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this arena.
*  I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances
   preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
*  I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
*  I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
   the Dark Arena until they are dead.
*  I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to
   the Dark Arena until they are dead.

The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena
1.  No tournament play for warriors in this arena (Dead tournament or otherwise).
2.  One team per manager.
3.  Teams start with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
    this arena.)
4.  No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena.
5.  Twenty teams required, per RSI.
6.  Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
    authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
    warrior is dead).
7.  Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.

The main purpose of the Player Committee is to maintain fair play in the arena:
*  Warriors that participate in Tournaments will be sent to the Dark Arena until they
   are dead.  This means that the Player Committee has the power to send another
   player's warrior to the Dark Arena
*  Managers that abuse the rules of the Arena may be banned/transferred from the
   Arena.

The player with the most votes for Chairman will fill slot 1 [Chairperson] and that
term expires end of March 2007.
The player with the most votes overall will fill slot 5 and that term expires end of
November 2007.
The player with the second most votes overall will fill slot 4 and that term expires
end of September 2007.
The player with the third most votes overall will fill slot 3 and that term expires
end of November 2007.
The player with the fourth most votes overall will fill slot 2 and that term expires
end of May 2007.

During the month that the chairperson's term expires the Player Committee will select
one of the remaining 4 players to be the next chairperson.  During the month that any
member's term expires the arena will vote for a different player to join the Players'
Committee.

If you want to be a candidate for the player committee:
1.  Post a message in the Duel2 Forum at
    http://www.reality.com/duel2/modules.php?name=Forums
2.  E-Mail Deke at DekeYoung@Comcast.NET
3.  Send a Diplomatic Note to Doc LeGrand's Lab [ARENA 81]

There are 4 steps to joining this arena
1) Send in a new team rollup to RSI with the following pledge taped/stapled to the
rollup sheet, or transfer a ZERO FIGHT EQUIVALENT TEAM to Arena 81 and send RSI the
following form.

No-Tournament Arena (81)
*  I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
   use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
*  I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances
   preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
*  I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
*  I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
   the Dark Arena until they are dead.
*  I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to
   the Dark Arena until they are dead.

[Sign your name here ..............................................................]

2) [Optional] post a message on the Duel 2 Forums in the Creating a No-Tournament
   Arena thread
   http://www.reality.com/duel2/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=2296&sid=
   94ebf69603ccaf5c7dbf1b19da799732
3) [Optional] send an e-mail to DekeYoung@Comcast.NET with your team name
4) [Optional] Send a Diplomatic Note to Doc LeGrand's Lab in Arena 81 with your team
   name and intent to join Arena 81 and abide by the Arena rules.

     RSI will be processing overviews for this arena as soon as you send them into
RSI.
     The first turn will run in January 2007.  This will be a normal speed arena.
     While I am encouraging everyone to use TEAM MAINTENANCE it is not mandatory.
The intent is that players that run turns will run a full team.  One warrior teams
are discouraged and will a topic for the Player Committee to resolve.
     I also encourage players to join the Duel2 Yahoo Group for faster updates and
feedback.  http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/duel/

There are already 29 managers already committed to the project
x    Apex = CAROLINA BLUE -- Cf PC -- Cf PCC
x    Bill (I think this is the same person) = CLUB CUTTHROAT
x    Blackstorm = DARK ENCLAVE -- Cf PC
     Master Darque = DARQUE AGES
x    DeGotti = CULT OF BACCHUS
x    Deke = DOC LEGRAND'S LAB
     Den = BIG LAKE OUTCASTS
x    Drake = DRAKE'S HARDWARE -- Cf PC
     Ghab = ASSASSIN NATION
     Grimm = FURRY FURY
     Hammer = AARDVARK HAMMERZ
     Ikillu = BATTLE GRUNTS
x    Indimar = AS SEEN ON TV II
x    Kat = KATHOUSE
x    Kellumbo = KELLUMBO'S KIDS
x    Le Pentarque = LA PENTARCHIE
x    Master Beru = CHILDHOOD HEROES -- Cf PC
x    Nomad = DRAGONBANE GUILD
     Nuln = RED IRON KNIGHTS
x    Pauly = ALE HOUSE MERCS
     Ragnarokwolf = RAGNAROK'S WOLVES
x    Rillon = THE DRAUGS
x    Roadkill = STREET WALKERS
     Seraphim = LEGION OF SOLITUDE
     Silas = GRIFFONRAWL MMA
     SlugBait = ORCS HATE PHYSICS
x    Terminator = WARMASTERS
x    The Consortium = LIFE IMPACTS -- Cf PC -- Cf PCC
     Woody

X  = 17 Team Rollups received by RSI as of 29 November 2006
Cf = Candidate for
PC = Player Committee
PCC = Player Committee Chairperson

     Deke Young will not be part of the inaugural Player Committee, maybe later once
the Arena direction has been developed.
     Any questions can be directed to DekeYoung@Comcast.NET
     I will track Awards in Arena 81, which will be posted on a web site and included
in the following turn's newsletter.

The Honor of Sunset Award:
     The first team to reach 10 Team Kills.  In the case that there is more than one
team that achieves 10 Team Kills on the same turn, I will pay the Award to the team
with the most kills.  If two or more teams are tied for Team Kills, I will prolong
the contest until one team has the most Kills in the Arena (it does not have to be
one of the teams that first reached 10 Team Kills.)

The Race to Victory Award:
     The first team to reach 75 Team Wins.  In the case that there is more than one
team that reaches 75 Team wins on the same turn, I will pay the Award to the team
with the most wins.  If two or more teams are tied for Team Wins, I will prolong the
contest until one team has the most wins in the Arena (it does not have to be one of
the teams that first reached 75 Team Wins.)

The Commitment to Change Award:
     The first team to reach 125 Team Fights.  In the case that there is more than
one team that reaches 125 Team Fights on the same turn, I will pay the Award to the
team with the most fights.  If two or more teams are tied for Team Fights, I will
prolong the contest until one team has the most fights in the Arena (it does not have
to be one of the teams that first reached 125 Team Fights.)  I hope I never give out
this award {figure it out on your own.}

The Team Advancement Award:
     The first team to graduate 5 warriors to ADM.  In the case that there is more
than 1 team that graduates 5 warriors on the same turn, I will pay the Award to the
first team to graduate 6 warriors.  In the case that there is more than 1 team that
graduates 6 warriors on the same turn, I will pay the Award to the first team to
graduate 7 warriors, and so on.

The Iron Throne Award:
     The first team to hold the Duelmaster for 10 turns STARTING ON TURN 11.

The Stylemaster Award.
     The first team to hold the Stylemaster Award in 7 different styles, STARTING ON
TURN 11.  If two teams obtain Stylemaster Awards in 7 styles on the same turn, the
goal will be increased to 8 Styles.

Team Recognition Points:  The total recognition points for all warriors in the arena
The Iron Throne Ledger:  We will track who has been the Duelmaster every turn in
     Arena history.
Iron Throne Counter:  The total number of times a team has been the Duelmaster.
Composite Team Stylemaster awards:  The number of times a team has had any of the 10
     Stylemasters.  Having 2 Stylemasters = 2 points that turn.
Challenge win percentage:  How often your warriors win when they challenge.
Challenge Defender rate:  How often your warriors win when they WERE challenged.
Team Invitations:  Number of warriors graduated to ADM.
Team Graduation Rate:  Total team fights/Graduated Warriors.
Team Kill Percentage:  Total of team Kills/Team Fights
Team Death Percentage:  Total of Team Deaths/Team Fights
Team Revenge Rate: Number of Deaths/BloodFeuds Revenged (Note that the Dark Arena
     will be counted as not-revenged.)  You only get credit for one successful
     BloodFeud per death (though I encourage you to BloodFeud all 4 turns.)
Current Win Streaks:  Warriors that have gone the most turns without losing or
     missing a turn.
Team Yahtzee counter:  Number of times a team has gone 5-0 in a turn.
Team Bagel counter:  Number of times a team has fought without a win.
Team Dark Arena counter:  Number of times each team has used the Dark Arena.
The Most Feared (avoided) Team counter:  Number of turns that team was the most
     avoided team.

     We will create a web page just for Arena 81 category leaders.
     Hope to see you there. -- Deke

18 December 2006
Let it be known that Buddy Lee is no longer a member of The Company of Brothers,
T.C.B.  I have resigned as of 10-23-06.  Thank you.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NEOSPHINCTER devastated MUCKER in a action packed 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SCHYLER was demolished by PUD 126 in a 2 minute one-sided Title melee.
RED FUSION luckily beat TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody duel.
PTI overpowered DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SUPER BUM viciously subdued LIFE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute brutal fight.
GOKU viciously subdued FEAR in a popular 4 minute gruesome competition.
HITZ slimly won victory over 2 in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
MAHI MAHI was overpowered by CREDIT LINE in a 1 minute uneven match.
HE HATE ME overpowered COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DUSKY JAWFISH demolished YUENGLING in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was demolished by ??RADAR?? in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BRICKTOP outlasted KUNG PAO KITTY in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gory conflict.
GOHAN viciously subdued DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
CLEANER WRASSE handily defeated MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAGINOT MIKE bested FRIJOLE! in a 1 minute fight.
VAGABOND was luckily beaten by UBER GOOBER in a exciting 7 minute brutal match.
ETCHED IN STONE narrowly defeated LAUGHING BARMAID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
STRAFE bested THE CUTICLE DANCE in a popular 5 minute gruesome bout.
GATEWAY was narrowly defeated by ONE A DAY in a action packed 5 minute bout.
TASTY HANGNAIL won victory over BILLY THE SQUID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
CRACK IS CHEAP narrowly defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 9 minute gory match.
HARV was viciously subdued by WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 5 minute gruesome match.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL overpowered SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HEAT vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven bout.
MR TACO WORKS was overcome by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 2 minute bout.
BRADEN overcame THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a exciting 1 minute duel.
COLON CONVOY overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 3 minute gory uneven fight.
HAILSTORM overpowered OLD SAILMAKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
5 GOT PICKED overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MEN WORKING was overcome by CHIPS AHOY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
PLANKWALKER vanquished BLACK WIDOW in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! subdued DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      16         TOTAL PARRY       61 -  43 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         LUNGING ATTACK   100 -  73 -  1      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         AIMED BLOW        75 -  70 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  24 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  21 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  22 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -  12 -  0       8  |

Turn 444 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        10 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  7     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PUD 126 82-22024           48  27  0  293 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)
AIMED BLOW       STUPID SEXY FLAND 42-3836  48  39  0  267 I'M SO SEXY (1072)
TOTAL PARRY      RED FUSION 6-5480          63  29  0  254 IT'S NEW! (1195)
WALL OF STEEL    ??RADAR?? 82-20310         25  28  0  219 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   37 108  2  204 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         71 104  1  200 ARROGANCE (732)
SLASHING ATTACK  SCHYLER 6-4866             83 130  1  196 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         145  81  2  190 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
BASHING ATTACK   MEN WORKING 38-4189        37 108  1  140 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        29  33  3   94 SEA DOGS (328)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was VAGABOND 4-6049.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOLAIS 
DEEPHEART 42-1620, GATEWAY 82-15631, LIFE 3-4196, GOKU 7-5628, CRACK IS CHEAP 
82-18422, MUCKER 42-3596, THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639, SUPER BUM 82-18411, MEN WORKING 
38-4189, and NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317.

The least popular fighter this week was BLACK WIDOW 3-3662.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BRICKTOP 18-7955, HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977, COOLER 82-7277, 
MAHI MAHI 18-4899, SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, 
PLANKWALKER 18-8604, THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, and COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  2 0  TALCAMA(18)          8  6 0  DWES EG(82)          9  6 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 62 177  0  194  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 VAGABOND 4-6049             21  14  1  199  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           37  33  0  179  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           63  29  0  254  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 PTI 7-5412                  67  31  0  297  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     14   2  1   80  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          55  52  2  237  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    37 108  2  204  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        19   2  2  142  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  48  39  0  267  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     93  37  1  210  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   47  49  3  193  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 PUD 126 82-22024            48  27  0  293  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       22  23  3  178  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310      21  29  3  162  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            61  43  3  222  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            32  42  3  187  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE