DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 03/03/2007 Duedate: 03/16/2007
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-448
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1252 446 8 73.7 WASTELAND II 7/500
2 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1842 1441 20 56.1 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072
4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 NUMBERS 62/937
LOCAL BEER 82/1219 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201
STREET PIZZA 18/114 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228
REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252 4 MISTRESS 4 XM 3/1284 41 34 0 54.7
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1157 1013 8 53.3
4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 6 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 905 837 7 52.0
3 NUTS 82/1240 2477 2033 7 54.9 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229
LOOK OUT! 16/1278 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202
CEMENTIA 61/1112 7 SEA DOGS 4/1271 120 184 5 39.5
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 SEA DOGS 18/328
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 SEA DOGS 96/1241
PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 8 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 342 534 3 39.0
MY DRUGS 98/1179 9 ARROGANCE 18/732 970 1708 17 36.2
072905R 41/1273 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
WASTELAND 18/468 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I can't believe the violence in DARKHOLM! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for CLEANER WRASSE?
BIG MEAN FISH's proud of it after beating RED FUSION and getting 32 points. Talk
about yer major upsets! MEN WORKING's match with PLANKWALKER cost it a loss of 27
points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think CREDIT LINE should
let COOKIE FOR THE SOUL be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who
was the wiseguy that said DARKHOLM's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Goldie's
Hospitality House? Don't look at me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out
STRAFE challenged SUPER BUM. After all, haven't BLACK PRIMERS and FLAT BROKE had a
long standing duel in DARKHOLM? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but
SUPER BUM wants me to write about it since he won victory over STRAFE. Satisfied?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All DARKHOLM ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out
of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 40 41 0 309 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HE HATE ME 18-7820 59 52 2 303 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
-HITZ 82-10428 44 17 0 297 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG
ONE A DAY 98-799 65 43 3 291 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 71 36 1 269 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 97 37 1 260 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
SUPER BUM 82-18411 64 38 1 247 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 111 92 2 230 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
PTI 7-5412 70 32 0 230 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GOHAN 18-8449 45 34 1 226 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GOKU 7-5628 47 23 0 224 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
DOC STEELE 18-6808 73 106 1 223 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
VAGABOND 4-6049 23 16 1 223 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM
BRICKTOP 18-7955 51 46 0 218 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 50 41 0 216 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 148 82 2 215 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 79 81 1 209 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
2 62-2976 50 50 3 209 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
BRADEN 6-4867 85 132 1 208 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
-GATEWAY 82-15631 36 16 0 208 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
HEAT 98-981 40 39 4 206 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
STRAFE 82-11158 54 24 0 205 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
PUD 126 82-22024 51 28 0 204 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG
SCHYLER 6-4866 85 132 1 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 50 49 0 198 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
-YUENGLING 82-16265 37 24 1 198 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG
-THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 36 22 2 198 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 52 46 0 196 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 38 111 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
COLON CONVOY 18-9115 28 10 0 196 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6010 80 157 6 195 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
RED FUSION 6-5480 65 31 0 195 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 23 26 3 195 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
HAILSTORM 7-5698 35 20 0 194 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
COOLER 82-7277 69 59 1 192 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
FEAR 82-10416 49 69 1 192 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 31 21 0 190 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 85 74 0 189 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
??RADAR?? 82-20310 26 31 0 187 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 33 45 3 185 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE
CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 26 14 4 183 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE
HARV 82-20046 44 23 1 182 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 40 39 3 180 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
UBER GOOBER 82-26198 40 32 0 180 NUTS (1240) DWES EG
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 31 29 0 175 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 22 32 3 175 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 38 36 0 172 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 23 2 2 172 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
MR TACO WORKS 18-7620 26 15 1 153 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 26 28 2 135 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
PLANKWALKER 18-8604 31 35 3 130 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
CALCULATOR 3-5513 36 44 0 119 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
MEN WORKING 38-4189 37 112 1 109 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACK WIDOW 3-3662 21 4 1 93 MISTRESS 4 XMAS (1284) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 18 2 1 89 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
-FLAMING FLAMINGO 21-3570 19 12 0 69 DOC LEGRAND'S AVIANS (26) SUNSET
FOOL'S MATE 3-5516 23 29 0 63 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
DUNE 3-4195 17 51 0 55 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OLD MAID 3-5624 24 28 1 49 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
STRATEGICS 3-5751 25 23 0 42 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Desiree has been decoyed by a trail of Girl Scout Cookies but should be back
next time.
Plankwalker -- By my calculations, that does not make you a sea dog but rather a sea
dog's bone. -- Calculator
Greasy Napkins -- What a mess! The pieces keep sliding on this board. -- Fool's Mate
Psycho Grandma! -- Sounds good to me. ANY kind of grandma would be a interesting
change. -- Dune
What error in planning has brought a standby onto the sands? -- Strategics
Black Widow -- Child, that is the wrong attitude to take into a marriage. It is a
case of expecting failure, and such expectations always are met. -- Old Maid
Desire -- What are you doing calling me a Willavian? I'm from Osksi. -- Dune
P.S. It's the Psycho Grandma who's from Willaf, and I can't answer for her.
14 February 2007
RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena. Send your
rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament". Sign and send in the
following pledge:
* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. If circumstances
preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
the Dark Arena until they are dead.
* I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the
Dark Arena until they are dead.
The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena
1. No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise)
2. One team per manager
3. Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
this arena.)
4. No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena
5. 20 teams required, per RSI
6. Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
warrior is dead.)
7. Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.
Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
STRAFE was viciously subdued by SUPER BUM in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
CREDIT LINE demolished COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
ONE A DAY slimly won victory over BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
COOLER was overpowered by HE HATE ME in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DOC STEELE bested TASTY HANGNAIL in a 2 minute gory duel.
PTI devastated ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
GOKU handily defeated SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ETCHED IN STONE viciously subdued DUSKY JAWFISH in a 2 minute gory duel.
GOHAN vanquished BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BRICKTOP luckily beat DOC STEELE in a popular 6 minute gory melee.
NEOSPHINCTER demolished HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CLEANER WRASSE devastated RED FUSION in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided battle.
MAHI MAHI handily defeated BILLY THE SQUID in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
WORK IN PROGRESS bested MANUTE BOL in a action packed 1 minute duel.
VAGABOND overpowered FEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
HAILSTORM overpowered KUNG PAO KITTY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched conflict.
2 savagely defeated HARV in a exciting 7 minute gory duel.
BRADEN handily defeated FRIJOLE! in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SCHYLER was viciously subdued by PUD 126 in a 2 minute brutal bout.
CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by BLIND BEGGAR in a 7 minute fight.
UBER GOOBER was savagely defeated by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
CHIPS AHOY was savagely defeated by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 6 minute melee.
HEAT was viciously subdued by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG handily defeated CALCULATOR in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
5 GOT PICKED defeated LAUGHING BARMAID in a action packed 1 minute duel.
COLON CONVOY overpowered SHADOWMANE in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided match.
SMELL CAREFULLY was overpowered by MR TACO WORKS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MEN WORKING was demolished by PLANKWALKER in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! devastated DUNE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
STRATEGICS bested DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a action packed 6 minute gory bout.
OLD MAID was subdued by INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute match.
FOOL'S MATE was handily defeated by BLACK WIDOW in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 15 LUNGING ATTACK 95 - 63 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 TOTAL PARRY 58 - 43 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 87 - 68 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 21 - 0 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 19 - 0 41 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 13 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 27 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 15 - 0 6 |
Turn 448 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 6 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 11 - 4 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 5
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW CREDIT LINE 82-1366 40 41 0 309 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252)
LUNGING ATTACK HE HATE ME 18-7820 59 52 2 303 WASTELAND (468)
TOTAL PARRY ONE A DAY 98-799 65 43 3 291 MY DRUGS (1179)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 73 106 1 223 ARROGANCE (732)
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 148 82 2 215 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
WALL OF STEEL STRAFE 82-11158 54 24 0 205 BLACK PRIMERS (1187)
SLASHING ATTACK SCHYLER 6-4866 85 132 1 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 38 111 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE PLANKWALKER 18-8604 31 35 3 130 SEA DOGS (328)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 37 112 1 109 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was DOC STEELE 18-6010. The ten other most popular fighters were 2
62-2976, STRAFE 82-11158, HARV 82-20046, STRATEGICS 3-5751, SUPER BUM 82-18411,
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495, THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, COLON CONVOY 18-9115, CHIPS AHOY
97-1586, and HEAT 98-981.
The least popular fighter this week was DUNE 3-4195. The other ten least popular
fighters were FOOL'S MATE 3-5516, MEN WORKING 38-4189, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889,
CALCULATOR 3-5513, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310, FEAR 82-10416, HARLEQUIN
TUSKFISH 18-6977, SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399, and ??RADAR?? 82-20310.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 2 4 0 TALCAMA(18) 10 5 0 DWES EG(82) 3 7 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 3 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 3 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CALCULATOR 3-5513 36 44 0 119 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
VAGABOND 4-6049 23 16 1 223 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 31 29 0 175 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
BRADEN 6-4867 85 132 1 208 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
PTI 7-5412 70 32 0 230 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 18 2 1 89 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
HE HATE ME 18-7820 59 52 2 303 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 38 111 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 23 2 2 172 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 50 41 0 216 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 97 37 1 260 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
2 62-2976 50 50 3 209 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 40 41 0 309 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 23 26 3 195 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 26 14 4 183 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE
ONE A DAY 98-799 65 43 3 291 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 33 45 3 185 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE