DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 06/23/2007 Duedate: 07/06/2007 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-456 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 TWISTED SESA 99/1289 1258 448 8 73.7 NUMBERS 62/937 2 MISTRESS 4 XM 3/1284 48 35 0 57.8 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 3 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1862 1467 22 55.9 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268 STREET PIZZA 18/114 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1160 1018 8 53.3 4 NUTS 82/1240 2613 2117 8 55.2 6 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 928 862 7 51.8 072905R 41/1273 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229 CEMENTIA 61/1112 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202 PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 7 SEA DOGS 4/1271 132 204 5 39.3 MY DRUGS 98/1179 SEA DOGS 96/1241 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 SEA DOGS 18/328 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 8 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 351 565 3 38.3 WASTELAND 18/468 9 ARROGANCE 18/732 989 1737 17 36.3 WASTELAND II 7/500 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Greetings! There was one challenge, which was a TV challenge. EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (56-26- 4,222) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (38-118-2,191) of JUST BECAUSE. EVIL ELMO bested WORK IN PROGRESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. Evil Elmo is our top Wall of Steel warrior. Work in Progress is our top Parry-Riposter, and our most challenged warrior! Well done! ONE A DAY (98-799) (72-43-3,393) of MY DRUGS fought DOC STEELE (18-6808) (78- 108-1,257) of ARROGANCE. ONE A DAY won victory over DOC STEELE in an action packed 3 minute Title battle. No one avoided, and no one died. Tsk. The turn's most popular warrior is Frijole!, who was in a very exciting fight! RED FUSION (6-5480) (67-36-0,187) of IT'S NEW! fought FRIJOLE! (99-1214) (35-50- 3,174) of BEAN MACHINE. RED FUSION was savagely defeated by FRIJOLE! in an action packed 7 minute brutal match. Notice how I avoid mentioning Frijole's gender. I tried to figure it out but I couldn't tell. Our least popular warrior this turn was Vista Blows. VISTA BLOWS (18-9258) (20- 10-0,85) of WASTELAND fought DUNE (3-4195) (18-57-0,52) of GAMES LIBRARY. VISTA BLOWS was overpowered by DUNE in a 1 minute one-sided competition. Ms. Blows, you really shouldn't have lost that fight. I grant you that Dune has a lot more experience, but he actually had fewer wins. Now I know the sun was in your eyes, and you're new to the Isle, and so on. But I suggest you challenge Dune next turn and beat him. The Island Natives had a 1-10-0 turn. I note that Solacia was beaten three for three, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving demoness. Those besting her were 2, Etched in Stone, and Tasty Hangnail. Well done! Shadowmane went 1-1, beaten by He Hate Me but soundly defeating Chips Ahoy. Debby Tonte was once again beaten by Old Maid. Ha! Although it's not the real Debby Tonte. Just a look-alike. And you can tell the difference if you look closely. The one who fights in Darkholm actually has blonde roots. SUPER BUM (82-18411) (68-41-1,229) of FLAT BROKE fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200) of ISLAND NATIVES. SUPER BUM bested BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 4 minute fight. 2 (62-2976) (55-52-3,237) of NUMBERS fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of ISLAND NATIVES. 2 vanquished SOLACIA in an exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight. ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (103-38-1,238) of CEMENTIA fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of ISLAND NATIVES. ETCHED IN STONE slimly won victory over SOLACIA in an action packed 3 minute duel. TASTY HANGNAIL (7-5463) (58-47-0,214) of WASTELAND II fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of ISLAND NATIVES. TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered SOLACIA in an exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight. NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (77-37-1,276) of WASTELAND fought LOCAL CONSTABLE (104- 22) (0-0-0,181) of ISLAND NATIVES. NEOSPHINCTER overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. HE HATE ME (18-7820) (65-53-2,206) of WASTELAND fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0- 0,200) of ISLAND NATIVES. HE HATE ME overpowered SHADOWMANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. COLON CONVOY (18-9115) (31-14-0,210) of WASTELAND fought SHEWISH GIANT (104-25) (0-0-0,181) of ISLAND NATIVES. COLON CONVOY overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (51-55-0,194) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought LAUGHING BARMAID (104-9) (0-0-0,170) of ISLAND NATIVES. CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight. Mr. Cheap remains our overall popularity leader, as usual. Despite almost getting beaten by a tavern wench. Even though she fought with a wooden tray and a glass mug. CHIPS AHOY (97-1586) (27-20-4,192) of DEATH BY CHOCOLATE fought SHADOWMANE (104- 28) (0-0-0,200) of ISLAND NATIVES. CHIPS AHOY was handily defeated by SHADOWMANE in an exciting 2 minute one-sided fight. HEAT (98-981) (44-42-4,202) of WHAT A TREAT fought LOCAL CONSTABLE (104-22) (0- 0-0,181) of ISLAND NATIVES. HEAT savagely defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in an exciting 2 minute gory bout. OLD MAID (3-5624) (25-34-1,56) of GAMES LIBRARY fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20- 30-0,30) of ISLAND NATIVES. OLD MAID viciously subdued DEBBY TONTE in an exciting 1 minute gory duel. And that, my dears, is all she wrote. Desiree (not my real name) KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ONE A DAY 98-799 73 43 3 399 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PTI 7-5412 78 32 0 331 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 78 37 1 282 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA 2 62-2976 56 52 3 266 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 104 38 1 264 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE SCHYLER 6-4866 92 133 1 253 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 59 47 0 243 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR SUPER BUM 82-18411 69 41 1 240 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG MAHI MAHI 18-4899 154 84 2 235 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA EVIL ELMO 99-1222 57 26 4 226 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE GOKU 7-5628 53 25 0 223 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 29 4 2 222 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI PUD 126 82-22024 57 30 0 220 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG COOLER 82-7277 72 64 1 218 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG COLON CONVOY 18-9115 32 14 0 218 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 89 78 0 217 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA HE HATE ME 18-7820 66 53 2 217 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA HAILSTORM 7-5698 41 22 1 215 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BRADEN 6-4867 87 138 1 211 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BRICKTOP 18-7955 56 49 0 210 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA UBER GOOBER 82-26198 42 38 0 208 NUTS (1240) DWES EG DOC STEELE 18-6808 78 109 1 206 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 36 25 2 206 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG HEAT 98-981 45 42 4 205 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL FRIJOLE! 99-1214 36 50 3 205 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 26 36 3 205 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 113 98 2 204 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA DOC STEELE 18-6010 85 160 6 202 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA -REDEMPTION 4-4868 56 36 2 202 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM YUENGLING 82-16265 39 25 1 202 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 28 29 3 200 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS VAGABOND 4-6049 26 21 1 198 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM FEAR 82-10416 53 73 2 197 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 38 119 2 197 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GATEWAY 82-15631 36 19 0 197 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 52 55 0 196 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG GOHAN 18-8449 47 40 1 194 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA ??RADAR?? 82-20310 30 35 1 194 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 35 25 0 193 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 27 21 4 184 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE MR TACO WORKS 18-7620 28 21 1 182 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 54 45 0 180 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI RED FUSION 6-5480 67 37 0 178 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 43 44 3 177 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 36 32 0 177 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 83 85 1 176 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA MANUTE BOL 5-4233 42 40 0 175 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS BLACK WIDOW 3-3662 28 5 1 160 MISTRESS 4 XMAS (1284) OSKSI PLANKWALKER 18-8604 32 42 3 157 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CALCULATOR 3-5513 38 50 0 146 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI MEN WORKING 38-4189 37 120 1 143 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 25 3 1 134 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 26 36 2 119 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 15 8 0 93 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DUNE 3-4195 19 57 0 84 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI STRATEGICS 3-5751 27 29 0 78 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI -BULGAKOV 21-6244 21 12 1 76 LITERATE LOONS (1288) SUNSET OLD MAID 3-5624 26 34 1 58 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 20 11 0 58 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA FOOL'S MATE 3-5516 24 36 0 55 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257 24 9 0 50 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Kung Pao Kitty -- I could make no calculation that would prepare me to deal with you. The experience was disturbing. Let us not do this again. -- Calculator Greasy Napkins -- Disgusting. -- Dune P.S. But great for setting on fire. That whoosh when they go up in smoke and flame...wonderful! Vista Blows -- Ah, yes, those prevailing winds. A nuisance until you figure out how to shield against them. Windbreaks and the like. -- Old Maid Mr. Dutch Crunch -- Oh, no! A voice from the stands called you a stupid idiot! Does that mean you're my mate? -- Fool's Mate P.S. I was hoping not to find my mate for a long time. Debby Tonte -- A peculiar strategy, that of convincing you--anyone can see that it is falsely, because your tan is just not good enough--that you are the true, genuine Debby Tonte. What can they hope to gain from it? -- Strategics LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS EVIL ELMO bested WORK IN PROGRESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. ONE A DAY won victory over DOC STEELE in a action packed 3 minute Title battle. ??RADAR?? was subdued by KUNG PAO KITTY in a action packed 4 minute bloody fight. SUPER BUM bested BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 4 minute fight. YUENGLING was subdued by PUD 126 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition. 2 vanquished SOLACIA in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight. SCHYLER handily defeated THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute uneven fight. ETCHED IN STONE slimly won victory over SOLACIA in a action packed 3 minute duel. 5 GOT PICKED overpowered FEAR in a 2 minute gory uneven duel. PTI defeated THE CUTICLE DANCE in a action packed 1 minute match. TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered SOLACIA in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight. MAHI MAHI handily defeated UBER GOOBER in a exciting 2 minute one-sided contest. NEOSPHINCTER overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. CLEANER WRASSE overpowered MR TACO WORKS in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle. HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH overpowered COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. DUSKY JAWFISH was devastated by DOC STEELE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. HE HATE ME overpowered SHADOWMANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. BRICKTOP unbelievably bested VAGABOND in a popular 4 minute gory contest. GOHAN lost to BRADEN in a popular 1 minute match. HAILSTORM handily defeated BILLY THE SQUID in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel. COLON CONVOY overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match. GOKU overpowered GATEWAY in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. RED FUSION was savagely defeated by FRIJOLE! in a action packed 7 minute brutal match. MANUTE BOL was vanquished by SUSHI SLINGER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray. COOLER overpowered BLACK WIDOW in a 1 minute uneven competition. CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight. CHIPS AHOY was handily defeated by SHADOWMANE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight. HEAT savagely defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 2 minute gory bout. CALCULATOR was outwaited by PLANKWALKER in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome match. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS overpowered MEN WORKING in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. SMELL CAREFULLY was devastated by PSYCHO GRANDMA! in a popular 1 minute uneven bout. GREASY NAPKINS demolished FOOL'S MATE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match. MR. DUTCH CRUNCH was overpowered by STRATEGICS in a 1 minute uneven bout. VISTA BLOWS was overpowered by DUNE in a 1 minute one-sided competition. OLD MAID viciously subdued DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 1 minute gory duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 16 AIMED BLOW 104 - 52 - 1 67 | |AIMED BLOW 15 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 13 - 0 57 | |TOTAL PARRY 10 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 10 - 0 52 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 71 - 66 - 0 52 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 49 - 51 - 0 49 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 22 - 2 45 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 23 - 0 43 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 26 - 0 13 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 9 - 0 10 | Turn 456 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 3 AIMED BLOW STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 6 1 STRIKING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 8 - 7 1 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 5 - 5 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY ONE A DAY 98-799 73 43 3 399 MY DRUGS (1179) LUNGING ATTACK PTI 7-5412 78 32 0 331 WASTELAND II (500) AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 78 37 1 282 WASTELAND (468) SLASHING ATTACK SCHYLER 6-4866 92 133 1 253 THE LADY'S LIST (917) STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 154 84 2 235 BIG MEAN FISH (292) WALL OF STEEL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 57 26 4 226 TWISTED SESAME (1289) PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 78 109 1 206 ARROGANCE (732) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 38 119 2 197 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE PLANKWALKER 18-8604 32 42 3 157 SEA DOGS (328) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 37 120 1 143 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was FRIJOLE! 99-1214. The ten other most popular fighters were PLANKWALKER 18-8604, VAGABOND 4-6049, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, HEAT 98-981, DOC STEELE 18-6808, KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, SUPER BUM 82-18411, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, and DOC STEELE 18-6010. The least popular fighter this week was VISTA BLOWS 18-9258. The other ten least popular fighters were MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257, FOOL'S MATE 3-5516, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, BLACK WIDOW 3-3662, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, GATEWAY 82-15631, BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880, DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978, COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002, and MR TACO WORKS 18-7620. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K OSKSI(3) 3 3 0 TALCAMA(18) 9 8 0 DWES EG(82) 5 6 0 JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 0 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0 BONSUR(7) 4 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 0 0 WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BLACK WIDOW 3-3662 28 5 1 160 MISTRESS 4 XMAS (1284) OSKSI TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY VAGABOND 4-6049 26 21 1 198 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 36 32 0 177 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS SCHYLER 6-4866 92 133 1 253 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL PTI 7-5412 78 32 0 331 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 25 3 1 134 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 78 37 1 282 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 38 119 2 197 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 29 4 2 222 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 54 45 0 180 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 104 38 1 264 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE 2 62-2976 56 52 3 266 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS SUPER BUM 82-18411 69 41 1 240 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 28 29 3 200 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 26 36 3 205 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 73 43 3 399 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 57 26 4 226 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE