DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 08/04/2007    Duedate: 08/17/2007

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-459

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TWISTED SESA 99/1289 1259  450  8 73.7      DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268            
  2 MISTRESS 4 XM 3/1284   51   35  1 59.3      JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                
  3 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1872 1478 22 55.9      LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                   
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                          HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               
    STREET PIZZA 18/114                         NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286                   071406C 24/1292                       
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293             
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                  5 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1161 1020  8 53.2
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254              6 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  934  874  7 51.7
  4 NUTS 82/1240         2670 2146  8 55.4      CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229           
    072905R 41/1273                             BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                          7 DEATH MOB 62/329       19   23  0 45.2
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                      8 KIDS GONE BAD 3/446    19   25  0 43.2
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                          9 SEA DOGS 4/1271       140  210  5 40.0
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    WASTELAND 18/468                         10 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998   355  576  3 38.1
    WASTELAND II 7/500                       11 ARROGANCE 18/732      995 1749 17 36.3
    NUMBERS 62/937                              THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                     12 ROMAN EMPIRE 1/1291    62  113  1 35.4
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                        13-LETHAL LEGIO 40/1290    1    8  0 11.1

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Warriors of Darkholm!

     Object lesson:  Schyler failed to write a column as Keeper of the Runeblade.
Consequently he was matched against a far less experienced warrior and suffered a
humiliating loss.  Don't tell me those two things aren't connected!  SCHYLER (6-4866)
(94-133-1,312) of THE LADY'S LIST fought YUENGLING (82-16265) (41-25-1,229) of LOCAL
BEER.  SCHYLER was bested by YUENGLING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
Welcome to the top of the heap, Yuengling!  Well done!  And congrats on Top Lunger,
too!
     There were no challenges and, needless to say, no avoids.  No one died, which I
have come to see as a good thing.  So, rather than looking at our arena population as
apathetic, perhaps we can see them as...in a holding pattern.  And although the
attendance at our fights has shrunk in recent turns, we still have no overlap between
the Popular list and the Unpopular list.  We had 66 warriors show up for the fights
(plus eight standbys) so we still have a long way to go before reaching that point.
     The spectators were not impressed with Fool's Mate this turn. FOOL'S MATE (3-
5516) (25-37-0,68) of GAMES LIBRARY fought GREASY NAPKINS (82-10156) (16-9-0,87) of
REAL PIZZA FLAVOR.  FOOL'S MATE was overpowered by GREASY NAPKINS in a 1 minute one-
sided competition.  Personally, I thought it was a very predictable fight.  Look at
their records.  Mr. Napkins is a young hot shot.  Fool's Mate is a warrior destined
to spend his career on the Isle teaching skills to young hot shots.  There are worse
fates.
     As expected (no one bets on this anymore) our overall popularity leader is Crack
is Cheap.  CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (53-56-0,198) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought
??RADAR?? (82-20310) (30-37-1,190) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II.  CRACK IS CHEAP defeated
??RADAR?? in an action packed 6 minute gruesome fight.  No one really understands why
Mr. Cheap hangs onto this title.  I have my suspicions though.
     This turn's favorite is MASOCHISTIC NEWT (62-1081) (27-17-3,214) of DEATH MOB
fought CHIPS AHOY (97-1586) (29-21-4,192) of DEATH BY CHOCOLATE.  MASOCHISTIC NEWT
was luckily beaten by CHIPS AHOY in a popular 6 minute bloody brawl.  That old "scum
sympathy" thing again.  *sigh*
     It is late, or rather early, and I need to send this report to the clerks.
Therefore I bid you all adieu.  Next turn, please do whatever it takes to get
yourselves riled up for the fights.  I want to see some enthusiasm!

                             Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YUENGLING 82-16265          42  25  1  237  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        81  37  1  324  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 GOKU 7-5628                 56  25  0  298  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    107  38  1  291  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       62  47  0  290  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          69  53  2  261  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 BRADEN 6-4867               89 139  1  246  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 VAGABOND 4-6049             29  21  1  243  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 2 62-2976                   58  53  3  229  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 FEAR 82-10416               55  74  2  227  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 GOHAN 18-8449               49  41  1  226  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          156  85  2  224  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         34  43  3  219  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  57  45  0  214  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        31   5  2  213  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 GATEWAY 82-15631            37  21  0  211  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 BLACK WIDOW 3-3662          31   5  2  211  MISTRESS 4 XMAS (1284)     OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONE A DAY 98-799            74  45  3  210  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           58  28  4  209  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          30  21  4  209  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            57  51  0  207  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       29  31  3  207  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          71  42  1  205  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 ANTAGONIST 3-2824           24  22  2  205  KIDS GONE BAD (446)        OSKSI
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     54  56  0  202  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  90  80  0  201  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 SCHYLER 6-4866              94 134  1  200  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 DECK SWAB 18-2148           39  41  2  200  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  37  27  2  200  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            43  23  1  199  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          86 162  6  198  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 COOLER 82-7277              73  66  1  198  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       85  86  1  197  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    27  18  3  196  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495     114 100  2  195  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           43  42  0  193  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          78 112  1  192  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   38  33  0  192  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 PTI 7-5412                  80  33  0  190  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            36  53  3  190  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          30  38  1  190  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 HEAT 98-981                 47  43  4  188  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  36  27  0  187  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 RED FUSION 6-5480           68  39  0  183  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 PUD 126 82-22024            59  31  0  182  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR TACO WORKS 18-7620       29  23  1  182  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UBER GOOBER 82-26198        43  40  0  179  NUTS (1240)                DWES EG
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    38 122  2  179  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        33  16  0  178  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     44  46  3  173  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310      26  39  3  171  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     27   4  1  163  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CALCULATOR 3-5513           38  53  0  148  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     27  38  2  138  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         38 122  1  128  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     17   9  0   93  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         23  11  0   89  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
-GAD 18-9239                 23  15  1   85  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    27   9  0   82  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
-DATA LOSS 18-8029           21   8  0   71  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 OLD MAID 3-5624             27  36  1   69  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 STRATEGICS 3-5751           29  30  0   65  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 FOOL'S MATE 3-5516          25  38  0   65  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 DUNE 3-4195                 19  60  0   58  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
-SLICE 40-4182               13   6  1   46  LETHAL LEGION (1290)       ZENSU
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       18   4  0   41  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Found, at the Summer Tourney Grounds at Blackstone, an item of armor.  Maybe a
helmet.  Or it might be a stewpot.  Hemispherical and metal, anyway.  Somebody please
come get it, because it has a weird smell, and this office isn't so big as all that,
you know. -- Lucy G., Lost and Found

Bakesale Saturday!  Stop by after the fights and help support Outings for Oldsters.
The fish cakes are incredible.

Notice to gladiators:  Using a severed head to play "Beach Volleyball" is fine, but
take it home with you afterward.  What are we supposed to do with a severed head? --
Willow Beach Groundsmen

9 July 2007
I have not been receiving my physical turns in a reliable manner lately.  If there
are diplos with the turns that go missing, they're gone for good.  So if you send me
a diplo and do not see an acknowledgement of receipt in the personals, know that I
have not gotten it (yet).  If you have email, contact me at Livia AT reality DOT com.
If you don't have email, keep trying with the diplos.  We are working on this
problem. -- the Scribe/Jorja/Leeta
P.S.  If you email me, put "Re DM" on the subject line.

27 July 2007
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                        **  STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II   **
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                        *************************************

Years have passed since the last Slaughterhouse, but the season is right for a return
to STORMCROWE!  Join us in DM-45 for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II.

WHEN

*The actions begins TURN-263 (due approximately November 27, 2007)

WHERE

*STORMCROWE (DM 45)

HOW LONG

*13 Turns (Turns 263-275)

TEAMS

*Teams will consist of two (2) managers.  No more, no less.  Only one team allowed
per manager.  Violators will be disqualified from the competition.  Old teams and new
teams are welcome to join the competition.  Once the contest has begun (TURN 263)
managers MAY NOT exchange teams or partners.

SCORING

In the tradition of the Slaughterhouse, scoring will be simple and straight-forward.
Victory and achievements will be rewarded while defeats will be mocked and ridiculed.

+3 Win
+2 Kill (in addition to +3 Win for a total of +5)
+5 Team on the Move (Top Gainer(s) Only)
+3 Turn's Most Popular
+3 Turn's Least Popular
+5 Current Top Team (begins 3rd turn of contest)

SPECIAL SCORING CONSIDERATIONS

*Fights against teammates garner NO POINTS.

*Fights against Judith's team (Northern Lights), Arena Stand Bys and the Dark Arena
garner NO POINTS (this includes DA kills).

*Tourney participation is allowed (even encouraged), but NO POINTS will be given for
success in those endeavors.

*NO POINTS will be awarded for DM, Popularity Leader, Chartered Recognition Leader,
Top Chartered Team, Stylemasters, Top Unchartered Team, and Unchartered Recognition
Leader.  Every effort has been made to insure scoring neither benefits established
teams nor new teams.

ENTRY

Entry into the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse is easy:

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

PRIZES

*ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

*KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a
Limited Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she
will be resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

*TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

TIE-BREAKERS

In the unlikely event of a tie, pre-contest established tie-breakers will be
consulted to determine a winner.  The tie-breaking criteria are known to the
Moderator and RSI.  They will not be made public knowledge to avoid any exploitation.

MODERATOR

Master Darque will be serving as Master of Ceremonies for the Slaughterhouse II.  As
such, all his decisions are final.  Any rules inquiries should be directed to him.

CONTACT INFORMATION

Master Darque can be reached by Diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428) or you may email
him at the following address:  rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.  Be sure to put
STORMCROWE in the Subject line of your Email so it can be easily spotted if sent to
his Spam folder.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SCHYLER was bested by YUENGLING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
VAGABOND vanquished COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle.
ONE A DAY was viciously subdued by FERD THE TOWER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brawl.
NEOSPHINCTER overpowered HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 2 minute mismatched match.
BRADEN vanquished PTI in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
PUD 126 was handily defeated by PLANKWALKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SUPER BUM was vanquished by MAHI MAHI in a 2 minute uneven duel.
TASTY HANGNAIL vanquished FRIJOLE! in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
GOKU savagely defeated FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 4 minute gruesome fight.
2 overpowered BLIND BEGGAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DECK SWAB was devastated by 5 GOT PICKED in a exciting 3 minute mismatched conflict.
MASOCHISTIC NEWT was luckily beaten by CHIPS AHOY in a popular 6 minute bloody brawl.
ETCHED IN STONE handily defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
GOHAN bested COOLER in a action packed 2 minute duel.
HE HATE ME overpowered CLEANER WRASSE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched brawl.
DUSKY JAWFISH overpowered BILLY THE SQUID in a 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
DOC STEELE was beaten by HAILSTORM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
BRICKTOP unbelievably bested DOC STEELE in a popular 6 minute gory contest.
ANTAGONIST vanquished WORK IN PROGRESS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
COLON CONVOY was vanquished by SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BLACK WIDOW overpowered UBER GOOBER in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided match.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG was overpowered by GATEWAY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS overpowered SHADOWMANE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
FEAR overpowered RED FUSION in a popular 3 minute gruesome uneven duel.
THE CUTICLE DANCE was narrowly defeated by EVIL ELMO in a 5 minute competition.
CRACK IS CHEAP defeated ??RADAR?? in a action packed 6 minute gruesome fight.
KUNG PAO KITTY was overpowered by MANUTE BOL in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HEAT savagely defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
MR TACO WORKS demolished CALCULATOR in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven contest.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! demolished ANGRY BOOKIE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
MEN WORKING was overcome by SMELL CAREFULLY in a 2 minute fight.
STRATEGICS savagely defeated THAT GUY in a exciting 3 minute mismatched match.
OLD MAID overpowered A. MONK, P.I. in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FOOL'S MATE was overpowered by GREASY NAPKINS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DUNE was handily defeated by VISTA BLOWS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH demolished COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         AIMED BLOW       107 -  50 -  1      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                      16         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         LUNGING ATTACK    78 -  68 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  20 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       48 -  53 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  24 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  26 -  0      19  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  10 -  0       0  |

Turn 459 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        12 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  7     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   YUENGLING 82-16265         42  25  1  237 LOCAL BEER (1219)
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       81  37  1  324 WASTELAND (468)
TOTAL PARRY      ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112   107  38  1  291 CEMENTIA (1112)
WALL OF STEEL    FEAR 82-10416              55  74  2  227 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         156  85  2  224 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        34  43  3  219 SEA DOGS (328)
SLASHING ATTACK  SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399      29  31  3  207 SEA DOGS (1241)
BASHING ATTACK   DECK SWAB 18-2148          39  41  2  200 SEA DOGS (328)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         78 112  1  192 ARROGANCE (732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   38 122  2  179 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOC 
STEELE 18-6010, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639, GOKU 7-5628, EVIL 
ELMO 99-1222, CHIPS AHOY 97-1586, DECK SWAB 18-2148, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, HE HATE ME 
18-7820, and FEAR 82-10416.

The least popular fighter this week was FOOL'S MATE 3-5516.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732, THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, COLON CONVOY 
18-9115, PUD 126 82-22024, DUNE 3-4195, THAT GUY 97-2120, KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310, 
UBER GOOBER 82-26198, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, and FRIJOLE! 99-1214.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             4  3 0  TALCAMA(18)         11  7 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          5  6 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK WIDOW 3-3662          31   5  2  211  MISTRESS 4 XMAS (1284)     OSKSI
 VAGABOND 4-6049             29  21  1  243  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           43  42  0  193  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 BRADEN 6-4867               89 139  1  246  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 GOKU 7-5628                 56  25  0  298  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     27   4  1  163  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        81  37  1  324  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       18   4  0   41  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    38 122  2  179  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        31   5  2  213  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  57  45  0  214  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    107  38  1  291  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   58  53  3  229  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 YUENGLING 82-16265          42  25  1  237  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       29  31  3  207  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          30  21  4  209  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            74  45  3  210  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           58  28  4  209  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE