DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 08/18/2007    Duedate: 08/31/2007

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-460

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TWISTED SESA 99/1289 1260  450  8 73.7      JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                
  2 MISTRESS 4 XM 3/1284   51   36  1 58.6      HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               
  3 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1875 1482 22 55.9      NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                          DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293             
    STREET PIZZA 18/114                         071406C 24/1292                       
    REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286                   KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295               
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 KILLER WORDS M2 99/1296               
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                  5 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1162 1020  8 53.3
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254              6 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  937  877  7 51.7
  4 NUTS 82/1240         2688 2159  9 55.5      CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229           
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                           BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                          7 DEATH MOB 62/329       19   25  0 43.2
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                          8 KIDS GONE BAD 3/446    19   26  0 42.2
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                      9 SEA DOGS 4/1271       143  212  5 40.3
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    WASTELAND 18/468                         10 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998   357  579  3 38.1
    WASTELAND II 7/500                       11 ARROGANCE 18/732      997 1753 17 36.3
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    NUMBERS 62/937                           12-ROMAN EMPIRE 1/1291    62  113  1 35.4
    072905R 41/1273                          13 LETHAL LEGIO 40/1290    1    8  0 11.1
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268                  LEGIONS OF DOOM 98/1294               
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                   

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Welcome, Denizens of Darkholm, to another Sporting Journal!

     We had some excitement in the arena this turn.  For one thing, a stand-in
fighter was killed, which hardly ever happens!  SUPER BUM (82-18411) (71-42-1,205) of
FLAT BROKE fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0-0,200) of ARENA STAND-INS.  SUPER BUM
narrowly killed SHADOWMANE in a popular 7 minute fight.  Well done, Super Bum!
Shadowman was soon resurrected, of course, and is said to be out for revenge.  Stay
out of dark alleys.  Or if you really like alleys, carry a lamp with you.
     We also had a Tournament Victor challenge this turn!  EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (58-
28-4,209) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged PLANKWALKER (18-8604) (34-43-3,219) of SEA
DOGS.  EVIL ELMO devastated PLANKWALKER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
Well done, Evil!
     Someone wanted the Runeblade badly enough to wrest it from Yuengling's
possession.  VAGABOND (4-6049) (29-21-1,243) of SEA DOGS challenged YUENGLING (82-
16265) (42-25-1,237) of LOCAL BEER.  VAGABOND demolished YUENGLING in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge Title melee.  Well done, Vagabond!  Write a column and perhaps you'll
stay at the top of the heap, eh?  I'll bet Yuengling is wishing he'd tried his hand
with the quill.
     DECK SWAB (18-2148) (39-41-2,200) of SEA DOGS challenged CRACK IS CHEAP (82-
18422) (54-56-0,202) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW.  DECK SWAB savagely defeated CRACK IS
CHEAP in a 3 minute Challenge duel.  And yet, Mr. Cheap remains our overall
popularity leader, which seems unfair.  And Deck Swab is our top Basher.
     BILLY THE SQUID (18-3880) (44-46-3,173) of SEA DOGS challenged KUNG PAO KITTY
(97-1310) (26-39-3,171) of CUTE & KINDA DEADLY.  BILLY THE SQUID was savagely
defeated by KUNG PAO KITTY in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  Hmm.  It wasn't a very
brave challenge, really, which makes it a rather disgraceful loss.  Tsk.
     Poor ??Radar?? got scummed.  RED FUSION (6-5480) (68-39-0,183) of IT'S NEW!
fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (30-38-1,190) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II.  RED FUSION
unbelievably bested ??RADAR?? in a popular 11 minute brutal fray.  As a consolation
prize, at least ??Radar?? was voted this turn's favorite warrior.
     Well, Fool's Mate managed NOT to get matched up with Greasy Napkin this time
around.  FOOL'S MATE (3-5516) (25-38-0,65) of GAMES LIBRARY fought THAT GUY (97-2120)
(8-3-3,33) of DIE, MOFO, DIE IV.  FOOL'S MATE won victory over THAT GUY in an
exciting 3 minute gruesome one-sided match.  It wasn't a very difficult victory, and
I was a little sorry to see Fool's Mate drag it out so long.  Then again, he was
probably simply thrilled not to be fighting Greasy Napkin.
     My friends, this is quite a short report... then again, our list of fights was
short as well.  I'm going to bed.  Until next turn, practice hard and relax harder.

                           Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VAGABOND 4-6049             30  21  1  263  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        82  37  1  348  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       63  47  0  302  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    108  38  1  301  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          70  53  2  272  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          157  85  2  240  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 GOHAN 18-8449               50  41  1  235  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        32   5  2  232  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  38  27  2  224  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           59  28  4  222  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  58  45  0  222  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 GATEWAY 82-15631            38  21  0  222  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 PTI 7-5412                  81  33  0  221  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       30  31  3  221  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 ONE A DAY 98-799            75  45  3  217  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  91  80  0  215  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          72  42  2  214  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          79 112  1  213  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 SCHYLER 6-4866              95 134  1  212  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           44  42  0  212  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COOLER 82-7277              74  66  1  208  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 DECK SWAB 18-2148           40  41  2  208  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          30  22  4  208  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       85  87  1  206  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          86 163  6  205  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            44  23  1  205  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 GOKU 7-5628                 56  26  0  201  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 BLACK WIDOW 3-3662          31   6  2  201  MISTRESS 4 XMAS (1284)     OSKSI
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            57  52  0  199  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HEAT 98-981                 48  43  4  199  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         34  44  3  199  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 2 62-2976                   58  54  3  196  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     54  57  0  196  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 BRADEN 6-4867               89 140  1  194  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 FEAR 82-10416               55  75  2  194  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 ANTAGONIST 3-2824           24  23  2  194  KIDS GONE BAD (446)        OSKSI
 RED FUSION 6-5480           69  39  0  193  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          31  16  1  193  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 YUENGLING 82-16265          42  26  1  192  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          30  39  1  192  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    27  19  3  190  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            36  54  3  186  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495     114 101  2  185  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   38  34  0  184  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 UBER GOOBER 82-26198        44  40  0  181  NUTS (1240)                DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        34  16  0  180  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    38 123  2  179  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 MR TACO WORKS 18-7620       29  24  1  178  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310      27  39  3  178  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
 PUD 126 82-22024            59  32  0  175  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  36  28  0  174  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     44  47  3  170  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     27   5  1  162  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     27  39  2  148  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         38 123  1  140  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     18   9  0  129  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 CALCULATOR 3-5513           38  54  0  118  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         24  11  0   91  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    28   9  0   90  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
-GAD 18-9239                 23  15  1   85  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 STRATEGICS 3-5751           30  30  0   76  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 FOOL'S MATE 3-5516          26  38  0   68  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 OLD MAID 3-5624             27  37  1   67  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 DUNE 3-4195                 19  61  0   64  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       18   5  0   37  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
-BINARY SCURF 99-1321         8   2  3   29  KILLER WORDS M2 (1296)     SOUTH RIDGE
-BLOOD FALCON 98-1057         6   4  3   25  LEGIONS OF DOOM (1294)     SYVYN'S HILL
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        10   1  4   22  KILLER WORDS F3 (1295)     SYVYN'S HILL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
SHADOWMANE 104-28           0   1  0   1                    SUPER BUM 82-18411     460

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Mr Taco Works -- But not very well.  Not enough salsa. -- Calculator, channeling
someone who likes tacos

That Guy -- Odd.  I had the distinct impression that "guy" indicated, to flesh
people, a unit with a male gender attachment, which you apparently are not.  In which
aspect is my understanding at fault?  Are you not of the female variety, or does
"guy" have a more general application? -- Strategics

A. Monk, P.I. -- I have heard of you, and none of it good.  I don't really care much
for golems to begin with, especially not neuter ones (travesties of true life, if you
ask me!), and even your gesture of respect and surrender was barely enough to make
you tolerable. -- Old Maid

Is there no one else HERE but Greasy Napkins?  They're so...so greasy! -- Fool's Mate

     Well, at least you got to fight someone else this time.  And beat him! --
     Desiree

Vista Blows -- If you say so.  Couldn't prove it by me. -- Dune, slightly windblown

27 July 2007
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                        **  STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II   **
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                        *************************************

Years have passed since the last Slaughterhouse, but the season is right for a return
to STORMCROWE!  Join us in DM-45 for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II.

WHEN

*The actions begins TURN-263 (due approximately November 27, 2007)

WHERE

*STORMCROWE (DM 45)

HOW LONG

*13 Turns (Turns 263-275)

TEAMS

*Teams will consist of two (2) managers.  No more, no less.  Only one team allowed
per manager.  Violators will be disqualified from the competition.  Old teams and new
teams are welcome to join the competition.  Once the contest has begun (TURN 263)
managers MAY NOT exchange teams or partners.

SCORING

In the tradition of the Slaughterhouse, scoring will be simple and straight-forward.
Victory and achievements will be rewarded while defeats will be mocked and ridiculed.

+3 Win
+2 Kill (in addition to +3 Win for a total of +5)
+5 Team on the Move (Top Gainer(s) Only)
+3 Turn's Most Popular
+3 Turn's Least Popular
+5 Current Top Team (begins 3rd turn of contest)

SPECIAL SCORING CONSIDERATIONS

*Fights against teammates garner NO POINTS.

*Fights against Judith's team (Northern Lights), Arena Stand Bys and the Dark Arena
garner NO POINTS (this includes DA kills).

*Tourney participation is allowed (even encouraged), but NO POINTS will be given for
success in those endeavors.

*NO POINTS will be awarded for DM, Popularity Leader, Chartered Recognition Leader,
Top Chartered Team, Stylemasters, Top Unchartered Team, and Unchartered Recognition
Leader.  Every effort has been made to insure scoring neither benefits established
teams nor new teams.

ENTRY

Entry into the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse is easy:

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

PRIZES

*ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

*KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a
Limited Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she
will be resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

*TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

TIE-BREAKERS

In the unlikely event of a tie, pre-contest established tie-breakers will be
consulted to determine a winner.  The tie-breaking criteria are known to the
Moderator and RSI.  They will not be made public knowledge to avoid any exploitation.

MODERATOR

Master Darque will be serving as Master of Ceremonies for the Slaughterhouse II.  As
such, all his decisions are final.  Any rules inquiries should be directed to him.

CONTACT INFORMATION

Master Darque can be reached by Diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428) or you may email
him at the following address:  rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.  Be sure to put
STORMCROWE in the Subject line of your Email so it can be easily spotted if sent to
his Spam folder.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EVIL ELMO devastated PLANKWALKER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
VAGABOND demolished YUENGLING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
DECK SWAB savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
BILLY THE SQUID was savagely defeated by KUNG PAO KITTY in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
BRADEN was devastated by GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
FEAR was devastated by HE HATE ME in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
TASTY HANGNAIL vanquished ANTAGONIST in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
GOKU slimly lost to THE CUTICLE DANCE in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
2 was savagely defeated by SHADOWMANE in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
ETCHED IN STONE demolished DUSKY JAWFISH in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
BLACK WIDOW was devastated by NEOSPHINCTER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MAHI MAHI overpowered CHIPS AHOY in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS overpowered FRIJOLE! in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
5 GOT PICKED overpowered PUTRID KOALA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched brawl.
GOHAN beat BLIND BEGGAR in a 2 minute match.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG was overpowered by SCHYLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRICKTOP was handily defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 4 minute mismatched competition.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH vanquished MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DOC STEELE handily defeated PUD 126 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MR TACO WORKS was devastated by COOLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MANUTE BOL overpowered CLEANER WRASSE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
DOC STEELE was narrowly defeated by ONE A DAY in a exciting 4 minute gruesome bout.
HAILSTORM overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PTI savagely defeated SOLACIA in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL was viciously subdued by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 3 minute bout.
RED FUSION unbelievably bested ??RADAR?? in a popular 11 minute brutal fray.
SUPER BUM narrowly killed SHADOWMANE in a popular 7 minute fight.
SUSHI SLINGER overpowered PSYCHO GRANDMA! in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HEAT handily defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 2 minute gory mismatched match.
UBER GOOBER unbelievably bested MEN WORKING in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
COLON CONVOY savagely defeated SMELL CAREFULLY in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
CALCULATOR was savagely defeated by GREASY NAPKINS in a exciting 4 minute conflict.
STRATEGICS overpowered A. MONK, P.I. in a 1 minute uneven bout.
OLD MAID was overpowered by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
FOOL'S MATE won victory over THAT GUY in a exciting 3 minute gruesome one-sided match.
TEPID FELONY was vanquished by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DUNE lost to VISTA BLOWS in a 1 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      17         AIMED BLOW       103 -  54 -  1      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         LUNGING ATTACK    83 -  68 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  19 -  2      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       48 -  55 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  25 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  27 -  0      18  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  10 -  0       0  |

Turn 460 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  7         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        10 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   VAGABOND 4-6049            30  21  1  263 SEA DOGS (1271)
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       82  37  1  348 WASTELAND (468)
TOTAL PARRY      ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112   108  38  1  301 CEMENTIA (1112)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         157  85  2  240 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
WALL OF STEEL    EVIL ELMO 99-1222          59  28  4  222 TWISTED SESAME (1289)
SLASHING ATTACK  SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399      30  31  3  221 SEA DOGS (1241)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         79 112  1  213 ARROGANCE (732)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   DECK SWAB 18-2148          40  41  2  208 SEA DOGS (328)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        34  44  3  199 SEA DOGS (328)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   38 123  2  179 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ??RADAR?? 82-20310.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOC 
STEELE 18-6010, PTI 7-5412, MEN WORKING 38-4189, DECK SWAB 18-2148, THE CUTICLE DANCE 
82-13639, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880, HEAT 98-981, COLON CONVOY 
18-9115, and GOKU 7-5628.

The least popular fighter this week was THAT GUY 97-2120.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732, PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120, WORK IN 
PROGRESS 38-4193, PUD 126 82-22024, MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081, YUENGLING 82-16265, 
DUNE 3-4195, TEPID FELONY 98-1081, OLD MAID 3-5624, and CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             2  5 0  TALCAMA(18)         10  8 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          6  5 1  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK WIDOW 3-3662          31   6  2  201  MISTRESS 4 XMAS (1284)     OSKSI
 VAGABOND 4-6049             30  21  1  263  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           44  42  0  212  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 SCHYLER 6-4866              95 134  1  212  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       63  47  0  302  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     27   5  1  162  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        82  37  1  348  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       18   5  0   37  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    38 123  2  179  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        32   5  2  232  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  58  45  0  222  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    108  38  1  301  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   58  54  3  196  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  38  27  2  224  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       30  31  3  221  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          30  22  4  208  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            75  45  3  217  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           59  28  4  222  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE