DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 09/15/2007    Duedate: 09/28/2007

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-462

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TWISTED SESA 99/1289 1261  451  8 73.7      LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                   
  2 RAINDANCE 51/1106      68   31  2 68.7      JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                
  3-MISTRESS 4 XM 3/1284   51   37  1 58.0      HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               
  4 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1881 1490 22 55.8      NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                          DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293             
    STREET PIZZA 18/114                         071406C 24/1292                       
    REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286                   KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295               
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 KILLER WORDS M2 99/1296               
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                  6 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1162 1022  8 53.2
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254              7-BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  940  880  7 51.6
  5 NUTS 82/1240         2720 2189 10 55.4      CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229           
    072905R 41/1273                             BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                          8 DEATH MOB 62/329       21   27  0 43.8
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                      9-KIDS GONE BAD 3/446    19   26  0 42.2
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                         10 SEA DOGS 1/1298       153  214  5 41.7
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297              
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            SEA DOGS 4/1271                       
    WASTELAND 18/468                            SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    NUMBERS 62/937                           11 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998   360  586  4 38.1
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                      12 ARROGANCE 18/732     1001 1761 17 36.2
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                           THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268               13-LEGIONS OF D 98/1294    1    8  0 11.1

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 579): MAKESHIFT ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 462): PAUL ATREIDES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 587): BIG BROTHER of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 583): LEOPARD of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 582): GRETZKY of SPORTS GREATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 586): GRUNT 31 of MEDAL OF HONOR B6 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 584): SANDY SHORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 578): QUIZNOS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 570): XYLICARE of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 569): DR. DREAM of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 543): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 533): RIQUETTIE of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 238): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 520): QUICK DEAD HAMMER of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 469): DARK SWEAT TREAT of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 224): GLUM of JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 212): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 417): BALI DARRAS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 190): CRYBABY of OUTLAWS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 461): HE HATE ME of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 579): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 462): TEAM HAVOK (?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 587): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 583): TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 582): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 586): KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 584): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 578): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 570): BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 569): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 543): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 533): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 238): CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 520): ELEMENTS OF ZEN (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 469): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 223): JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 210): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 417): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 190): QUARTERFLASH (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 461) TWISTED SESAME (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 578): HORTATOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                            PRAESENTIUS of ROMAN EMPIRE (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 587): BIG BROTHER of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
              (turn 586): ULDI SHOON of SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 582): FOOT BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 582): GRETZKY of SPORTS GREATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 585): GEN. JACKSON of THE VOLS (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 577): LIRVEL MOORN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 569): AKAI of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 532): DASHER of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 520): QUICK DEAD HAMMER of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 468): BLACK CLANSMAN of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 417): BALI DARRAS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 416): ERFIN GORAM of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I can't believe the violence in DARKHOLM!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for A. MONK, P.I.?  
071406C's proud of it after beating FOOL'S MATE and getting 41 points.  Talk about 
yer major upsets!  FOOL'S MATE's match with A. MONK, P.I. cost it a loss of 37 
points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, 
welcome SUSHI SLINGER.  Aren't SEA DOGS proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that 
said DARKHOLM's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Eve's Pleasure Palace and Casino? 
Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DARKHOLM ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out 
of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  DARKHOLM is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I 
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       32  31  3  261  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        84  37  1  374  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       65  47  0  325  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 DECK SWAB 18-2148           42  41  2  265  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 GOHAN 18-8449               52  41  1  264  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
-MAHI MAHI 18-4899          158  85  2  254  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            46  23  1  250  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PTI 7-5412                  83  33  0  249  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 2 62-2976                   60  54  4  249  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
-DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       86  87  1  232  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          32  39  1  227  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           60  29  4  223  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         36  44  3  216  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 VAGABOND 4-6049             31  22  1  216  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306    35  14  1  212  RAINDANCE (1106)           TRICORUS
 FEAR 82-10416               56  76  2  211  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            58  53  0  210  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
-HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  91  81  0  208  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 YUENGLING 82-16265          42  28  1  207  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     29   5  1  207  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 GOKU 7-5628                 57  27  0  204  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 HEAT 98-981                 48  45  4  202  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
-FRIJOLE! 99-1214            37  54  3  202  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
 BRADEN 6-4867               90 141  1  201  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          32  17  1  200  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 ONE A DAY 98-799            76  46  3  199  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          73  43  2  199  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        33   6  2  199  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 PUD 126 82-22024            61  32  0  198  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
-BLACK WIDOW 3-3662          31   7  2  198  MISTRESS 4 XMAS (1284)     OSKSI
 COOLER 82-7277              74  68  1  197  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    28  20  3  197  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  39  28  2  196  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    39 124  2  196  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
-ANTAGONIST 3-2824           24  23  2  194  KIDS GONE BAD (446)        OSKSI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    109  39  1  193  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          87 164  6  193  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          80 113  1  192  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 SCHYLER 6-4866              95 136  1  191  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     54  59  0  191  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          71  54  2  190  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  59  46  0  190  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 GATEWAY 82-15631            38  23  0  189  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 RED FUSION 6-5480           69  41  0  186  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          30  24  4  185  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
-CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495     114 102  2  183  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           44  44  0  180  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  37  29  0  180  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
-KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310      27  40  3  180  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        34  18  0  175  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     45  48  3  174  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   38  36  0  174  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 UBER GOOBER 82-26198        45  41  0  173  NUTS (1240)                DWES EG
 MR TACO WORKS 18-7620       30  25  1  168  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         38 125  1  148  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     27  41  2  145  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     20   9  0  139  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         26  11  0  117  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 CALCULATOR 3-5513           38  56  0  108  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    29  10  0  100  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 STRATEGICS 3-5751           32  30  1   96  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             20  12  2   80  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       16   5  1   70  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 DUNE 3-4195                 20  62  0   62  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 OLD MAID 3-5624             27  39  1   52  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       19   6  0   49  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        10   3  4   33  KILLER WORDS F3 (1295)     SYVYN'S HILL
 FOOL'S MATE 3-5516          26  40  0   31  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
TEPID FELONY 98-1081       10   3  4 KILLER WORDS F3 1295   STRATEGICS 3-5751      462

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Greasy Napkins.  What a surprise. -- Calculator

Vista Blows.  This is not news. -- Fool's Mate

That Guy has also been encountered before. -- Strategics

Mr. Dutch Crunch again. -- Old Maid

Tepid Felony -- Ah, a new face!  Hi!  If I were a gendered golem, I would admire your
curves, which suggest the grace of wind-shaped sand. -- Dune

6 September 2007
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                   ***** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3  *******
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15 managers have announced for the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse!!!!!!  There is still 
time to join and make a name for yourself in one of Alastari's fiercest contests!  I 
must correct a mistake in the previous announcement.  I incorrectly called it the 
Slaughterhouse 2, but in reality, this will be the third installment of the 
Slaughterhouse!

HOW TO JOIN

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn 
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up 
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates 
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is 
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately November 27, 2007).

RULES and SCORING

Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the 
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in 
November.

PRIZES

ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes 
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited 
Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she will be 
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize 
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three 
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating 
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time, 
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

NEED MORE INFORMATION

Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest 
coordinator.  He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by 
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HE HATE ME was devastated by SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ONE A DAY was demolished by DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 3 minute one-sided melee.
SUPER BUM was devastated by DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
THE CUTICLE DANCE was devastated by GOHAN in a popular 3 minute bloody uneven brawl.
2 beat COOLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was overpowered by ??RADAR?? in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PTI won victory over YUENGLING in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
TASTY HANGNAIL won victory over WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 2 minute fight.
GOKU was savagely defeated by EVIL ELMO in a popular 4 minute gory melee.
HAILSTORM demolished GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
5 GOT PICKED was devastated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
DECK SWAB handily defeated MANUTE BOL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NEOSPHINCTER overpowered PUTRID KOALA in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
DOC STEELE was devastated by PSYCHO GRANDMA! in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BRICKTOP subdued MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
PLANKWALKER overpowered THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VAGABOND viciously subdued RED FUSION in a popular 5 minute gruesome bout.
HEAT was savagely defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
CHIEF STORMCLOUD viciously subdued COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a popular 2 minute contest.
ETCHED IN STONE defeated LAUGHING BARMAID in a action packed 2 minute fight.
FEAR overpowered CHIPS AHOY in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
BRADEN luckily beat COLON CONVOY in a action packed 2 minute match.
SCHYLER was savagely defeated by PUD 126 in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
MR TACO WORKS was overpowered by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
UBER GOOBER slimly won victory over MEN WORKING in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
BILLY THE SQUID overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GREASY NAPKINS beat MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a action packed 1 minute bout.
CALCULATOR was savagely defeated by VISTA BLOWS in a action packed 4 minute contest.
TEPID FELONY was dealt death by STRATEGICS in a 1 minute battle.
THAT GUY luckily beat DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 9 minute gruesome struggle.
A. MONK, P.I. overpowered FOOL'S MATE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
PRISONER ZC01 demolished OLD MAID in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DUNE was overpowered by HORTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      16         AIMED BLOW       102 -  56 -  2      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         LUNGING ATTACK    84 -  75 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  19 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  21 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       46 -  60 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  26 -  0      28  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 462 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         5  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         8 -  8     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  8     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399      32  31  3  261 SEA DOGS (1241)
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       84  37  1  374 WASTELAND (468)
BASHING ATTACK   DECK SWAB 18-2148          42  41  2  265 SEA DOGS (328)
LUNGING ATTACK   PTI 7-5412                 83  33  0  249 WASTELAND II (500)
WALL OF STEEL    ??RADAR?? 82-20310         32  39  1  227 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        36  44  3  216 SEA DOGS (328)
TOTAL PARRY      BRICKTOP 18-7955           58  53  0  210 WASTELAND (468)
STRIKING ATTACK  MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081   28  20  3  197 DEATH MOB (329)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   39 124  2  196 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         80 113  1  192 ARROGANCE (732)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was VAGABOND 4-6049.  The ten other most popular fighters were MEN WORKING 
38-4189, MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081, GOKU 7-5628, VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, CHIEF STORMCLOUD 
51-4306, GOHAN 18-8449, HEAT 98-981, EVIL ELMO 99-1222, THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639, 
and PTI 7-5412.

The least popular fighter this week was DUNE 3-4195.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OLD MAID 3-5624, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, MR TACO WORKS 18-7620, THE 
IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, FOOL'S MATE 3-5516, TEPID FELONY 98-1081, CHIPS AHOY 97-1586, 
MANUTE BOL 5-4233, GATEWAY 82-15631, and STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  4 1  TALCAMA(18)          8  6 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          5  6 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             20  12  2   80  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 CALCULATOR 3-5513           38  56  0  108  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 VAGABOND 4-6049             31  22  1  216  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           44  44  0  180  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 BRADEN 6-4867               90 141  1  201  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       65  47  0  325  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       16   5  1   70  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     29   5  1  207  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        84  37  1  374  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       19   6  0   49  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    39 124  2  196  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        33   6  2  199  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  59  46  0  190  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306    35  14  1  212  RAINDANCE (1106)           TRICORUS
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    109  39  1  193  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   60  54  4  249  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          32  39  1  227  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       32  31  3  261  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          30  24  4  185  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 HEAT 98-981                 48  45  4  202  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           60  29  4  223  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE