DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 09/29/2007 Duedate: 10/12/2007
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-463
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TWISTED SESA 99/1289 1261 452 8 73.6 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268
2 RAINDANCE 51/1106 69 31 2 69.0 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243
3-MISTRESS 4 XM 3/1284 51 37 1 58.0 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228
4 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1886 1492 22 55.8 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242
LOCAL BEER 82/1219 071406C 24/1292
STREET PIZZA 18/114 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295
4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 6 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1162 1023 8 53.2
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 7-BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 940 880 7 51.6
5 NUTS 82/1240 2736 2204 10 55.4 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229
072905R 41/1273 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202
CEMENTIA 61/1112 8 SEA DOGS 1/1298 157 216 5 42.1
PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 SEA DOGS 4/1271
MY DRUGS 98/1179 SEA DOGS 96/1241
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 SEA DOGS 18/328
WASTELAND 18/468 9 DEATH MOB 62/329 21 29 0 42.0
WASTELAND II 7/500 10 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 362 589 4 38.1
NUMBERS 62/937 11 ARROGANCE 18/732 1003 1765 17 36.2
LOOK OUT! 16/1278 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 580): LARRY KING of DEATH'S DOOR (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 463): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 588): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 584): LEOPARD of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 583): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 587): JUGGERNAUT 31 of MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 585): BABY JESUS of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 579): QUIZNOS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 571): XYLICARE of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 570): DR. DREAM of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 544): IRON MAN of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 534): RIQUETTIE of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 238): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 521): CELIE SHATTERSTONE of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 470): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 225): GLUM of JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 213): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 418): BALI DARRAS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 190): CRYBABY of OUTLAWS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 462): SUSHI SLINGER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 580): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 463): TEAM HAVOK (?, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 588): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 584): TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 583): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 587): MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 585): SENTINELS (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 579): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 571): BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 569): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 544): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 534): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 238): CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 521): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 470): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 224): JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 213): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 418): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 190): QUARTERFLASH (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 462) TWISTED SESAME (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 580): HATCH BATTENER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
SWEET STUFF of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 587): BIG BROTHER of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 584): HOWARD of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 582): GRETZKY of SPORTS GREATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 579): QUIZNOS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 520): QUICK DEAD HAMMER of KLK RANGE HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 417): BALI DARRAS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Denizens of Darkholm,
Another fortnight passes, and here we are again. I'm glad to see you... those few
who remain. I think the golden age of the reginal arena may be passing. More and
more warriors and managers are choosing to fight in the main Talahya arena instead.
No one died. No one avoided. There was one challenge.
CHIEF STORMCLOUD (51-4306) (35-14-1,212) of RAINDANCE challenged PLANKWALKER (18-
8604) (36-44-3,216) of SEA DOGS. CHIEF STORMCLOUD devastated PLANKWALKER in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight. I would like to congratulate Chief Stormcloud on
a brave challenge AND a heartening win! Plankwalker is our top Parry-Striker even
though he lost.
And in our title fight... Sushi Slinger defended the Runeblade against a randomly
assigned opponent. SUSHI SLINGER (96-1399) (32-31-3,261) of SEA DOGS fought
HAILSTORM (7-5698) (46-23-1,250) of WASTELAND II. SUSHI SLINGER demolished HAILSTORM
in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee. Well done. S.S. remains our top
Slasher, surely a dangerous style.
Our premier Aimed Blow Practitioner is Neosphincter. NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (84-37-
1,374) of WASTELAND fought COOLER (82-7277) (74-68-1,197) of STYROFOAM. NEOSPHINCTER
overpowered COOLER in an action packed 1 minute one-sided fight. Hmm... it was a
poor matchup. No one thought Cooler had much of a chance. No one won or lost much
money on that one.
Continuing Wasteland's winning streak, PTI earned the Top Lunger title this turn.
PTI (7-5412) (83-33-0,249) of WASTELAND II fought DOC STEELE (18-6808) (80-113-1,192)
of ARROGANCE. PTI slimly won victory over DOC STEELE in an action packed 2 minute
gruesome fight. Doc Steele is still our top Parry-Lunger, though -- a difficult
style to master. Again... not a surprising outcome at all. You should challenge, so
you'll face an opponent who IS a challenge.
It seems Wasteland couldn't win them all this turn. FEAR (82-10416) (56-76-2,211) of
4-LETTER ANXIETY fought BRICKTOP (18-7955) (58-53-0,210) of WASTELAND. FEAR
devastated BRICKTOP in an action packed 3 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
Fear is now our premier Wall of Steel.
Our highest-ranked Total Parry is Etched in Stone (no surprise there). EVIL ELMO
(99-1222) (60-29-4,223) of TWISTED SESAME fought ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (109-39-
1,193) of CEMENTIA. EVIL ELMO was viciously subdued by ETCHED IN STONE in a popular
5 minute gory contest.
He Hate Me, who was our Keeper of the Runeblade a couple of turns ago, is working his
way back. DECK SWAB (18-2148) (42-41-2,265) of SEA DOGS fought HE HATE ME (18-7820)
(71-54-2,190) of WASTELAND. DECK SWAB was beaten by HE HATE ME in a 2 minute fight.
Despite losing that fight, Swabbie remains our top Basher. Well done to both of you.
Another losing stylemaster was Work in Progress, our Top Parry-Riposter. 11) GOHAN
(18-8449) (52-41-1,264) of WASTELAND fought WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (39-124-2,196)
of JUST BECAUSE. GOHAN savagely defeated WORK IN PROGRESS in a crowd pleasing 4
minute bloody match. It was, at least, a very gutsy effort.
Ah! Here's another Wasteland win against our top Striker, Masochistic Newt. GOKU
(7-5628) (57-27-0,204) of WASTELAND II fought MASOCHISTIC NEWT (62-1081) (28-20-
3,197) of DEATH MOB. GOKU overpowered MASOCHISTIC NEWT in an action packed 1 minute
uneven struggle.
Snide Clemens said that honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.
Hmph. Obviously he's never had to maintain a chainmail shirt.
It's a stormy night. I think I'll let you all go and drink in front of a warm fire,
or snuggle into bed, or whatever you do on such night. As for me, I'll stay up a
while with an exciting book. So until another two weeks pass, may you all fare well
and conduct your lives like... a chainmail shirt.
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 33 31 3 284 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 85 37 1 387 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 66 47 0 333 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GOHAN 18-8449 53 41 1 271 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
PTI 7-5412 84 33 0 255 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
2 62-2976 61 54 4 255 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
-MAHI MAHI 18-4899 158 85 2 254 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
YUENGLING 82-16265 43 28 1 235 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG
-DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 86 87 1 232 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
VAGABOND 4-6049 32 22 1 231 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM
FEAR 82-10416 57 76 2 227 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG
CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 36 14 1 223 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 110 39 1 221 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
GOKU 7-5628 58 27 0 218 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
SUPER BUM 82-18411 74 43 2 216 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 40 28 2 215 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 60 30 4 210 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE
BRADEN 6-4867 91 141 1 208 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
-HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 91 81 0 208 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
PUD 126 82-22024 61 33 0 206 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG
HEAT 98-981 49 45 4 206 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 29 6 1 206 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
PUTRID KOALA 62-96 32 18 1 205 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
DOC STEELE 18-6808 80 114 1 203 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
HE HATE ME 18-7820 72 54 2 202 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
-FRIJOLE! 99-1214 37 54 3 202 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 33 7 2 202 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
??RADAR?? 82-20310 32 40 1 201 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
COOLER 82-7277 74 69 1 200 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
SCHYLER 6-4866 96 136 1 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
-BLACK WIDOW 3-3662 31 7 2 198 MISTRESS 4 XMAS (1284) OSKSI
GATEWAY 82-15631 39 23 0 197 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
DECK SWAB 18-2148 42 42 2 196 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 39 125 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
PLANKWALKER 18-8604 36 45 3 196 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 28 21 3 196 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
DOC STEELE 18-6010 87 165 6 194 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
ONE A DAY 98-799 76 47 3 194 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 54 60 0 192 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
HAILSTORM 7-5698 46 24 1 191 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
BRICKTOP 18-7955 58 54 0 190 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
RED FUSION 6-5480 69 42 0 188 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 38 29 0 187 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 59 47 0 186 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 46 48 3 186 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 30 25 4 184 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE
-CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 114 102 2 183 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
COLON CONVOY 18-9115 35 18 0 181 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 27 40 3 180 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
UBER GOOBER 82-26198 46 41 0 175 NUTS (1240) DWES EG
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 44 45 0 173 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 38 37 0 172 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
MR TACO WORKS 18-7620 30 26 1 160 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 38 126 1 149 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 28 41 2 147 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 20 10 0 141 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 27 11 0 134 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
CALCULATOR 3-5513 38 57 0 112 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257 30 10 0 102 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 21 12 2 100 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STRATEGICS 3-5751 32 31 1 80 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
-PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 16 5 1 70 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS
DUNE 3-4195 21 62 0 66 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
OLD MAID 3-5624 27 40 1 59 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 20 6 0 55 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT
FOOL'S MATE 3-5516 27 40 0 41 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEPID FELONY 98-1081 10 4 4 27 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Vista Blows -- Like I CARE? -- Calculator
Ghost of Tepid Felony -- A little passion next time might be a good thing for you. --
Strategics
A. Monk, P.I. -- I may be fated to mate a fool, but I want nothing to do with you. --
Fool's Mate
Prisoner Zc01 -- I look around at the men here, and I am GLAD to remain an... Old
Maid
Hortator -- Ouch, ouch. I bet when you were a kid, you got a drum for the solstice
and drove all the neighbors nuts. -- Dune
Huh, we were waiting to see if anyone ELSE noticed that last time, turn 462, this
arena had the Andorian Regional Arena News. But if anyone DID notice, either nobody
cared, or THEY were waiting to see if anyone else said anything, TOO. Oh, well. --
Games Library
Oh no! I was out of town and did not see that. One of them probably stuck in
and switched pages on the Commission clerks in an attempt to show us up.
Perhaps I'd better bribe someone to run the Delarquan regional news in Andorak.
-- Desiree
I did consider doing that earlier this week, but I don't think anyone would
notice there, either. -- Temp Ed.
6 September 2007
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***** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3 *******
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15 managers have announced for the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse!!!!!! There is still
time to join and make a name for yourself in one of Alastari's fiercest contests! I
must correct a mistake in the previous announcement. I incorrectly called it the
Slaughterhouse 2, but in reality, this will be the third installment of the
Slaughterhouse!
HOW TO JOIN
*Find a Partner
*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest. You may also email or diplo Master Darque.
*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate. Only certificates will be accepted for entry. All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.
*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately November 27, 2007).
RULES and SCORING
Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in
November.
PRIZES
ENDURANCE AWARD: One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.
KILL MASTER AWARD: The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited
Immortality Potion. This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior. He/she will be
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.
TOP TEAM AWARD: Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:
*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates
Special note from RSI on prizes: All contest prizes must be used within three
months. All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45. The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.
NEED MORE INFORMATION
Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest
coordinator. He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).
20 September 2007
Ok, ok, you can stop not-talking about TOGS VI already, it is coming, slowly but
surely, like a giant, over-fed, greased slug sliding down a gravely driveway. We're
looking for new-comers, old-timers, in-betweeners, fence-sitters and Delarquans to
come on out and participate. Just think, you could be the next Pinky & the Brain
pairing (a la Creepster & Manager), or maybe you'll be the team that crushes all in
its path on the way TO UTTER AND COMPLETE TOGS DOMINATION!!!!!! [note: insert
sinister cackle if it helps you complete the picture]
There will be a few minor changes, so let's recap the rules from top to bottom:
1. Each TOGS team consists of two managers. After the contest starts, there will be
no switching partners whatsoever, so choose your teammate wisely. TOGS VI will last
for 13 turns, so pick a partner you can stand for 6 months or so.
2. The TOGS entry fee is 2 team setups per manager. This means 4 setups per TOGS
team. This entry fee is required before the start of the tourney with no exceptions
being made. This is to ensure that nobody gets screwed if a team or manager decides
to back out early. To pay the entry fee either:
a) send $10 cash/check/money order/ or whatever to me personally at:
Paul Jokelson
115 Moss Ave. #201
Oakland, CA 94611
b) get RSI to send me 2 team setup gift certificates. Sorry, no credit cards
and no old teams you have lying around will be accepted.
3. TOGS point system:
Fights:
10 points for winning on your up-challenge against another TOGS warrior.
7 points for winning on your even challenge of another TOGS warrior.
7 points for winning on another TOGS warriors challenge.
7 points for winning a random match-up against another TOGS warrior.
4 points for winning on your down-challenge of another TOGS warrior.
4 points for winning a random match-up against a non-TOGS warrior.
Changes this TOGS:
** 10 points for any challenge by the DM, UP OR DOWN!!
** 4 points for winning a random match-up against your TOGS partner's warrior.
To state the obvious, there are 0 points if you challenge your partner.
** 4 points for winning a bloodfeud attempt against you by a non-TOGS warrior
You will not get any points if you challenge or get challenged by a non-TOGS team
(with the exception of the above-stated rule if you get bloodfeuded), so use your
avoids wisely if you think someone is out to get you.
Spots/Ads
5 points for every spotlight written by any team member. 1 per manager per turn.
The minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter
(that's 31 lines-each line 85 characters across) and we will be completely firm on
this. In addition to the length criteria, spotlights will not be given points if
they are in any way plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related.
We will be the sole judge of this. If you're unsure if we will judge something to be
Duelmasters or fantasy related, then e-mail me before you write the spotlight and
ask. We reserve the right to take points away from a spotlight after they are given
if we judge at later time that the spotlight has been plagiarized.
-5 points per manager per turn every time a manager does not at least write one
personal ad.
4. TOGS VI will start in arena 60 shortly after the Winter Face-to-Face (turn due
Feb 21, Aradi turn 436) and as mentioned before will last for 13 turns. There will
be multipliers in the later rounds, which means that all points accumulated by a team
on turns 10 and 11 will be multiplied by 1.5 and all points accumulated by each team
on turns 12 and 13 will be multiplied by 2.
5. Soultaker and Nuln will be the sole arbiters of any dispute that may arise, with
props to Sentinel for doing the score-keeping as always. Whine all you like, we will
be glad to provide comfortable chairs and the cheese of your choice.
And there be the rules. If you look closely, you'll notice there were a few minor
changes and additions made from the TOGS V rules. They are as follows:
-- The Snotman & Nuln rule: Last TOGS Snotman and Nuln randomly matched up something
like 4-5 times, so we basically decided out of pity to now give a small amount of
points (4 in this case) for winning a random against a teammate, so that you're not
completely screwed by having 2 of your 10 warriors get 0 zero points automatically.
-- Scaling Down Points for the DM: Previously a TOGS DM would get 10 points *in
addition* to whatever challenge points they got. This was to keep the DM from being
penalized for being at the top and give people something to fight for. However, it
was a bit too much of an award and we decided to scale it back and eliminate the
bonus, but give full upchallenge credit whenever the DM challenges.
-- Bloodfeuds from outside TOGS teams: This incident came up last TOGS, and it was
felt that if a person killed a non-TOGS warrior in a random, they shouldn't have to
be potentially locked into 4 turns of getting 0 points. So we've added an additional
rule which now gives 4 points if you win when bloodfeuded by a non-TOGS warrior, at
least giving you some way to get points if you're locked into a non-TOGS bloodfeud
instead of being basically removed from the contest for 4 turns.
And lastly...
-- Team Names: This was not listed in the rules, but to make things more festive, at
the suggestion of Manager we have decided to have the added dimension of team names!
Yes, no more boring rankings with Team 4 edging out Team 7. Just picture reading a
TOGS turn report now, with something along the lines of "Team Fiery Starfish
obliterated Team Superior TOGSlings," just as one example.
We hope to see you all there....
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHIEF STORMCLOUD devastated PLANKWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SUSHI SLINGER demolished HAILSTORM in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
EVIL ELMO was viciously subdued by ETCHED IN STONE in a popular 5 minute gory contest.
VAGABOND demolished STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
??RADAR?? was defeated by TASTY HANGNAIL in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
FEAR devastated BRICKTOP in a action packed 3 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
2 won victory over SHADOWMANE in a 2 minute duel.
PTI slimly won victory over DOC STEELE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
NEOSPHINCTER overpowered COOLER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DECK SWAB was beaten by HE HATE ME in a 2 minute fight.
GOHAN savagely defeated WORK IN PROGRESS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
DOC STEELE was bested by HEAT in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! was beaten by DIRK CHOLERA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
5 GOT PICKED was defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute duel.
GOKU overpowered MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
PUTRID KOALA was narrowly defeated by SUPER BUM in a crowd pleasing 11 minute brawl.
RED FUSION was savagely defeated by THE CUTICLE DANCE in a exciting 6 minute bout.
GATEWAY overpowered THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
YUENGLING devastated ONE A DAY in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
CRACK IS CHEAP was demolished by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 3 minute uneven bout.
BRADEN viciously subdued CHIPS AHOY in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
PUD 126 was outlasted by SOLACIA in a exciting 8 minute gory duel.
SCHYLER vanquished MANUTE BOL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
UBER GOOBER viciously subdued CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a action packed 13 minute bout.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL overpowered GREASY NAPKINS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
COLON CONVOY vanquished MEN WORKING in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
BILLY THE SQUID handily defeated MR TACO WORKS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CALCULATOR was defeated by SMELL CAREFULLY in a exciting 3 minute bout.
VISTA BLOWS overpowered CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
STRATEGICS was devastated by HORTATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH demolished OLD MAID in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TEPID FELONY was defeated by FOOL'S MATE in a 1 minute match.
THAT GUY was subdued by DUNE in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
A. MONK, P.I. vanquished DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 16 AIMED BLOW 98 - 59 - 2 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 LUNGING ATTACK 91 - 71 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 21 - 1 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 20 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 47 - 60 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 26 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
Turn 463 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 9 - 7 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 8 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 33 31 3 284 SEA DOGS (1241)
AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 85 37 1 387 WASTELAND (468)
LUNGING ATTACK PTI 7-5412 84 33 0 255 WASTELAND II (500)
WALL OF STEEL FEAR 82-10416 57 76 2 227 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)
TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 110 39 1 221 CEMENTIA (1112)
PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 80 114 1 203 ARROGANCE (732)
BASHING ATTACK DECK SWAB 18-2148 42 42 2 196 SEA DOGS (328)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 39 125 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE PLANKWALKER 18-8604 36 45 3 196 SEA DOGS (328)
STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 28 21 3 196 DEATH MOB (329)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was PUTRID KOALA 62-96. The ten other most popular fighters were THE
CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639, PUD 126 82-22024, SUPER BUM 82-18411, DOC STEELE 18-6010,
GOHAN 18-8449, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, YUENGLING 82-16265, BRADEN 6-4867, DUNE
3-4195, and EVIL ELMO 99-1222.
The least popular fighter this week was UBER GOOBER 82-26198. The other ten least
popular fighters were TEPID FELONY 98-1081, MEN WORKING 38-4189, OLD MAID 3-5624,
STRATEGICS 3-5751, MR TACO WORKS 18-7620, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, CHIPS AHOY
97-1586, THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, and HAILSTORM
7-5698.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 8 6 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 2 0
OSKSI(3) 2 3 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 6 5 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 0 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 2 0
BONSUR(7) 3 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 21 12 2 100 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
CALCULATOR 3-5513 38 57 0 112 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VAGABOND 4-6049 32 22 1 231 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 44 45 0 173 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
BRADEN 6-4867 91 141 1 208 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 66 47 0 333 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 29 6 1 206 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 85 37 1 387 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 20 6 0 55 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 39 125 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 33 7 2 202 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 59 47 0 186 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 36 14 1 223 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 110 39 1 221 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
2 62-2976 61 54 4 255 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
YUENGLING 82-16265 43 28 1 235 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 33 31 3 284 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 30 25 4 184 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE
HEAT 98-981 49 45 4 206 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 60 30 4 210 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE