DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 10/13/2007 Duedate: 10/26/2007 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-464 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 TWISTED SESA 99/1289 1261 453 8 73.6 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 2 RAINDANCE 51/1106 69 32 2 68.3 071406C 24/1292 3 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1889 1496 22 55.8 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 STREET PIZZA 18/114 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295 4 NUTS 82/1240 2754 2217 10 55.4 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1162 1024 8 53.2 CEMENTIA 61/1112 6 SEA DOGS 1/1298 162 219 5 42.5 072905R 41/1273 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297 PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 SEA DOGS 4/1271 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 SEA DOGS 96/1241 MY DRUGS 98/1179 SEA DOGS 18/328 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 7 DEATH MOB 62/329 22 30 0 42.3 WASTELAND 18/468 8 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 364 592 4 38.1 WASTELAND II 7/500 9 ARROGANCE 18/732 1006 1768 17 36.3 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 NUMBERS 62/937 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 581): LARRY KING of DEATH'S DOOR (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 463): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 589): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 585): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 584): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 588): GRUNT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR B6 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 585): BABY JESUS of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 580): SIR CUMFERENCE of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 571): XYLICARE of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 570): DR. DREAM of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 544): IRON MAN of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 534): RIQUETTIE of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 238): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 521): CELIE SHATTERSTONE of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 470): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 225): GLUM of JANIX (KAT, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 213): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 419): DARTH NIKILUS of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 190): CRYBABY of OUTLAWS (Savant, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 463): SUSHI SLINGER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 581): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 463): TEAM HAVOK (?, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 589): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 585): TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 584): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 588): MEDAL OF HONOR B6 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 585): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 580): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 571): BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 569): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 544): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 534): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 238): CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 521): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 470): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 224): JANIX (KAT, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 213): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 419): RANDOM SITH DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 190): QUARTERFLASH (Brewmaster, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 463) TWISTED SESAME (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 580): HATCH BATTENER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) SWEET STUFF of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 587): SOLDIER 3 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 584): HOWARD of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 579): QUIZNOS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 417): BALI DARRAS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Ladies and... men of Darkholm! Raindance avoided Wasteland. Well done, Raindance! No one died. Sixty-two warriors fought today (not counting stand-ins). Most of the avoiding done this turn was done by Chief Stormcloud, who was trying to ensure that his challenge to ??RADAR?? would go through. CHIEF STORMCLOUD (51- 4306) (36-14-1,223) of RAINDANCE challenged ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (32-40-1,201) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. CHIEF STORMCLOUD was bested by ??RADAR?? in a 2 minute Challenge fight. As you might notice, it wasn't a really brave challenge, thus something of an embarrassment to the Chief that he was bested. Oh well. These things happen, and are lived down. The important thing is: Did you learn any skills? Putrid Koala posted an avoid, too, in order to increase the chance of getting his challenge. It seems to have worked. PUTRID KOALA (62-96) (32-18-1,205) of DEATH MOB challenged VAGABOND (4-6049) (32-22-1,231) of SEA DOGS. PUTRID KOALA was devastated by VAGABOND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. But perhaps the Koala learned something from the dangerous Vagabond. Why didn't Masochistic Newt follow his teammate's example and avoid someone? Evidently he didn't feel the need. And his challenge did go through, anyway. MASOCHISTIC NEWT (62-1081) (28-21-3,196) of DEATH MOB challenged PSYCHO GRANDMA! (16- 5120) (29-6-1,206) of LOOK OUT!. MASOCHISTIC NEWT demolished PSYCHO GRANDMA! in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. Here's our title fight. SUSHI SLINGER (96-1399) (33-31-3,284) of SEA DOGS fought 2 (62-2976) (61-54-4,255) of NUMBERS. SUSHI SLINGER was bested by 2 in a popular 1 minute Title contest. You see? No column, no challenge made, and Sushi Slinger loses to the pretty little Aimed Blow stylemaster. Mr. Slinger, if you want to keep the Runeblade, you have to make an effort. Hot shot though he was back on the mainland, Tepid Felony didn't make much of a first impression here on the Isle. TEPID FELONY (98-1081) (10-4-4,27) of KILLER WORDS F3 fought OLD MAID (3-5624) (27-40-1,59) of GAMES LIBRARY. TEPID FELONY was overpowered by OLD MAID in a 1 minute one-sided bout. Don't worry, T.F. You'll get the hang of it. Evil Elmo was this week's favorite. BRICKTOP (18-7955) (58-54-0,190) of WASTELAND fought EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (60-30-4,210) of TWISTED SESAME. BRICKTOP outwaited EVIL ELMO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome bout. Since our fight day is every two weeks, you might wonder who was "this week's favorite" last week? It's based on an arm wrestling competition at Goldie's Hospitality House. Goldie herself wins, as often as not. And, of course, Mr. Cheap is still our Overall Popularity Leader. Will he never get "kicked upstairs" to Primus? CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (54-60-0,192) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought DIRK CHOLERA (104-29) (80-50-4,250) of ARENA STAND-INS. CRACK IS CHEAP was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 3 minute one-sided match. Heh, not surprising. And that wasn't even the REAL Dirk Cholera. Good imitation though. And that, my friends, is all I have to say today. Parting advice? The Unknown Spymaster says, "Always leave 'em laughing." *gets up from desk and does a pratfall* There you go. *rubs bottom* Until later! Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 2 62-2976 62 54 4 262 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 86 37 1 395 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 67 47 0 343 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GOHAN 18-8449 54 41 1 292 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA PTI 7-5412 85 33 0 269 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR VAGABOND 4-6049 33 22 1 249 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 111 39 1 231 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE GOKU 7-5628 59 27 0 231 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 41 28 2 225 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 29 21 3 220 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS SCHYLER 6-4866 97 136 1 218 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL SUPER BUM 82-18411 75 43 2 218 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG BRICKTOP 18-7955 59 54 0 218 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA ??RADAR?? 82-20310 33 40 1 218 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG PUD 126 82-22024 62 33 0 214 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG HEAT 98-981 50 45 4 214 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL BRADEN 6-4867 92 141 1 213 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HE HATE ME 18-7820 73 54 2 213 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DOC STEELE 18-6010 88 165 6 209 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA DOC STEELE 18-6808 80 115 1 208 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 39 29 0 206 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL FEAR 82-10416 57 77 2 205 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 33 8 2 204 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI COOLER 82-7277 74 70 1 198 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG PLANKWALKER 18-8604 37 45 3 198 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA HAILSTORM 7-5698 46 25 1 197 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 33 32 3 197 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS ONE A DAY 98-799 77 47 3 196 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 46 49 3 196 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 36 15 1 196 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS EVIL ELMO 99-1222 60 31 4 194 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY YUENGLING 82-16265 43 29 1 194 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 54 61 0 193 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG PUTRID KOALA 62-96 32 19 1 193 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS DECK SWAB 18-2148 42 43 2 192 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA UBER GOOBER 82-26198 47 41 0 191 NUTS (1240) DWES EG GATEWAY 82-15631 39 24 0 190 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 29 7 1 190 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF RED FUSION 6-5480 69 43 0 187 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 39 126 2 185 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME COLON CONVOY 18-9115 35 19 0 184 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 59 48 0 178 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 30 26 4 178 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE MANUTE BOL 5-4233 44 46 0 175 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS MR TACO WORKS 18-7620 31 26 1 171 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 38 38 0 169 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 29 41 2 149 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 20 11 0 137 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG HORTATOR 1-7791 22 12 2 135 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257 31 10 0 132 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA MEN WORKING 38-4189 38 127 1 125 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME CALCULATOR 3-5513 38 58 0 116 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 27 12 0 110 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 17 5 1 80 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 16 10 1 80 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT OLD MAID 3-5624 28 40 1 64 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI STRATEGICS 3-5751 32 32 1 60 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI DUNE 3-4195 21 63 0 60 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 21 6 0 57 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT FOOL'S MATE 3-5516 28 40 0 51 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI TEPID FELONY 98-1081 10 5 4 25 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Smell Carefully -- I should say so! There's a lot of information to be gotten in that way, if you have decent olfactory receptors. -- Calculator Hortator -- I don't know if it was the drum or the flute that got to me, but my head is pounding. I can't think at all, which is very inconvenient. -- Strategics Mr. Dutch Crunch -- Well! You're no gentleman, that's for sure! But, ahem (sidling closer), is that...chocolate in your pocket? -- Old Maid Tepid Felony -- What is, ma'am, is that you're almost a fool but not quite, so I am NOT your mate. No. Absolutely not. -- Fool's Mate That Guy -- Ah, it's you. -- Dune P.S. Why are you female? I'm not mistaken, am I, those ARE female appurtenances? 20 September 2007 Ok, ok, you can stop not-talking about TOGS VI already, it is coming, slowly but surely, like a giant, over-fed, greased slug sliding down a gravely driveway. We're looking for new-comers, old-timers, in-betweeners, fence-sitters and Delarquans to come on out and participate. Just think, you could be the next Pinky & the Brain pairing (a la Creepster & Manager), or maybe you'll be the team that crushes all in its path on the way TO UTTER AND COMPLETE TOGS DOMINATION!!!!!! [note: insert sinister cackle if it helps you complete the picture] There will be a few minor changes, so let's recap the rules from top to bottom: 1. Each TOGS team consists of two managers. After the contest starts, there will be no switching partners whatsoever, so choose your teammate wisely. TOGS VI will last for 13 turns, so pick a partner you can stand for 6 months or so. 2. The TOGS entry fee is 2 team setups per manager. This means 4 setups per TOGS team. This entry fee is required before the start of the tourney with no exceptions being made. This is to ensure that nobody gets screwed if a team or manager decides to back out early. To pay the entry fee either: a) send $10 cash/check/money order/ or whatever to me personally at: Paul Jokelson 115 Moss Ave. #201 Oakland, CA 94611 b) get RSI to send me 2 team setup gift certificates. Sorry, no credit cards and no old teams you have lying around will be accepted. 3. TOGS point system: Fights: 10 points for winning on your up-challenge against another TOGS warrior. 7 points for winning on your even challenge of another TOGS warrior. 7 points for winning on another TOGS warriors challenge. 7 points for winning a random match-up against another TOGS warrior. 4 points for winning on your down-challenge of another TOGS warrior. 4 points for winning a random match-up against a non-TOGS warrior. Changes this TOGS: ** 10 points for any challenge by the DM, UP OR DOWN!! ** 4 points for winning a random match-up against your TOGS partner's warrior. To state the obvious, there are 0 points if you challenge your partner. ** 4 points for winning a bloodfeud attempt against you by a non-TOGS warrior You will not get any points if you challenge or get challenged by a non-TOGS team (with the exception of the above-stated rule if you get bloodfeuded), so use your avoids wisely if you think someone is out to get you. Spots/Ads 5 points for every spotlight written by any team member. 1 per manager per turn. The minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter (that's 31 lines-each line 85 characters across) and we will be completely firm on this. In addition to the length criteria, spotlights will not be given points if they are in any way plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related. We will be the sole judge of this. If you're unsure if we will judge something to be Duelmasters or fantasy related, then e-mail me before you write the spotlight and ask. We reserve the right to take points away from a spotlight after they are given if we judge at later time that the spotlight has been plagiarized. -5 points per manager per turn every time a manager does not at least write one personal ad. 4. TOGS VI will start in arena 60 shortly after the Winter Face-to-Face (turn due Feb 21, Aradi turn 436) and as mentioned before will last for 13 turns. There will be multipliers in the later rounds, which means that all points accumulated by a team on turns 10 and 11 will be multiplied by 1.5 and all points accumulated by each team on turns 12 and 13 will be multiplied by 2. 5. Soultaker and Nuln will be the sole arbiters of any dispute that may arise, with props to Sentinel for doing the score-keeping as always. Whine all you like, we will be glad to provide comfortable chairs and the cheese of your choice. And there be the rules. If you look closely, you'll notice there were a few minor changes and additions made from the TOGS V rules. They are as follows: -- The Snotman & Nuln rule: Last TOGS Snotman and Nuln randomly matched up something like 4-5 times, so we basically decided out of pity to now give a small amount of points (4 in this case) for winning a random against a teammate, so that you're not completely screwed by having 2 of your 10 warriors get 0 zero points automatically. -- Scaling Down Points for the DM: Previously a TOGS DM would get 10 points *in addition* to whatever challenge points they got. This was to keep the DM from being penalized for being at the top and give people something to fight for. However, it was a bit too much of an award and we decided to scale it back and eliminate the bonus, but give full upchallenge credit whenever the DM challenges. -- Bloodfeuds from outside TOGS teams: This incident came up last TOGS, and it was felt that if a person killed a non-TOGS warrior in a random, they shouldn't have to be potentially locked into 4 turns of getting 0 points. So we've added an additional rule which now gives 4 points if you win when bloodfeuded by a non-TOGS warrior, at least giving you some way to get points if you're locked into a non-TOGS bloodfeud instead of being basically removed from the contest for 4 turns. And lastly... -- Team Names: This was not listed in the rules, but to make things more festive, at the suggestion of Manager we have decided to have the added dimension of team names! Yes, no more boring rankings with Team 4 edging out Team 7. Just picture reading a TOGS turn report now, with something along the lines of "Team Fiery Starfish obliterated Team Superior TOGSlings," just as one example. We hope to see you all there.... LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CHIEF STORMCLOUD was bested by ??RADAR?? in a 2 minute Challenge fight. PUTRID KOALA was devastated by VAGABOND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. MASOCHISTIC NEWT demolished PSYCHO GRANDMA! in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. SUSHI SLINGER was bested by 2 in a popular 1 minute Title contest. SUPER BUM narrowly defeated BILLY THE SQUID in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match. YUENGLING was vanquished by GOHAN in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched fight. THE CUTICLE DANCE overcame COLON CONVOY in a action packed 1 minute fight. FEAR was viciously subdued by PUD 126 in a action packed 5 minute gruesome duel. PTI overpowered BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered DECK SWAB in a popular 1 minute uneven match. GOKU overpowered COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided match. ETCHED IN STONE devastated SHADOWMANE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. NEOSPHINCTER narrowly defeated DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match. HE HATE ME overpowered SHADOWMANE in a 2 minute gory mismatched conflict. BRICKTOP outwaited EVIL ELMO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome bout. DOC STEELE handily defeated STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute mismatched bout. PLANKWALKER bested MANUTE BOL in a 2 minute fight. WORK IN PROGRESS was beaten by UBER GOOBER in a exciting 4 minute match. 5 GOT PICKED was beaten by DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 3 minute match. HAILSTORM was unbelievably bested by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute competition. COOKIE FOR THE SOUL bested GATEWAY in a popular 1 minute bout. RED FUSION was viciously subdued by SCHYLER in a popular 3 minute gruesome match. BRADEN vanquished THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute mismatched fray. CRACK IS CHEAP was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 3 minute one-sided match. HEAT savagely defeated SHADOWMANE in a action packed 4 minute gory fight. CHIPS AHOY was overpowered by SHADOWMANE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven match. ONE A DAY overcame LAUGHING BARMAID in a action packed 3 minute bout. MR TACO WORKS overpowered GREASY NAPKINS in a 1 minute uneven competition. CALCULATOR was beaten by SMELL CAREFULLY in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight. MEN WORKING was overcome by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a exciting 1 minute fight. VISTA BLOWS was demolished by HORTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. TEPID FELONY was overpowered by OLD MAID in a 1 minute one-sided bout. THAT GUY was viciously subdued by FOOL'S MATE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match. A. MONK, P.I. overpowered COCKY SPECTATOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle. PRISONER ZC01 devastated DUNE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout. STRATEGICS was demolished by HATCH BATTENER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 16 AIMED BLOW 96 - 62 - 2 61 | |AIMED BLOW 16 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 | |TOTAL PARRY 11 LUNGING ATTACK 97 - 65 - 0 60 | |BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 19 - 1 54 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 - 0 53 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 21 - 0 43 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 46 - 62 - 1 43 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 26 - 0 35 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 14 - 0 30 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 9 - 0 10 | Turn 464 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 4 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 4 AIMED BLOW 7 - 9 4 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW 2 62-2976 62 54 4 262 NUMBERS (937) LUNGING ATTACK PTI 7-5412 85 33 0 269 WASTELAND II (500) TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 111 39 1 231 CEMENTIA (1112) STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 29 21 3 220 DEATH MOB (329) SLASHING ATTACK SCHYLER 6-4866 97 136 1 218 THE LADY'S LIST (917) WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 33 40 1 218 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 80 115 1 208 ARROGANCE (732) PARRY-STRIKE PLANKWALKER 18-8604 37 45 3 198 SEA DOGS (328) BASHING ATTACK DECK SWAB 18-2148 42 43 2 192 SEA DOGS (328) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 39 126 2 185 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was EVIL ELMO 99-1222. The ten other most popular fighters were PUD 126 82-22024, SCHYLER 6-4866, HEAT 98-981, FOOL'S MATE 3-5516, FEAR 82-10416, NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880, GOHAN 18-8449, and BRICKTOP 18-7955. The least popular fighter this week was TEPID FELONY 98-1081. The other ten least popular fighters were VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120, PUTRID KOALA 62-96, STRATEGICS 3-5751, DUNE 3-4195, THAT GUY 97-2120, MEN WORKING 38-4189, and CALCULATOR 3-5513. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 2 0 0 WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 OSKSI(3) 2 3 0 TALCAMA(18) 9 5 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 1 0 JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 5 6 0 KALTOS(5) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 3 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0 BONSUR(7) 3 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 1 0 DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HORTATOR 1-7791 22 12 2 135 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT CALCULATOR 3-5513 38 58 0 116 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI VAGABOND 4-6049 33 22 1 249 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM MANUTE BOL 5-4233 44 46 0 175 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS SCHYLER 6-4866 97 136 1 218 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 67 47 0 343 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 17 5 1 80 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 29 7 1 190 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 86 37 1 395 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 21 6 0 57 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 39 126 2 185 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 33 8 2 204 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 59 48 0 178 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 36 15 1 196 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 111 39 1 231 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE 2 62-2976 62 54 4 262 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 41 28 2 225 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 33 32 3 197 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 30 26 4 178 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE HEAT 98-981 50 45 4 214 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 60 31 4 194 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE