DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 12/22/2007 Duedate: 01/04/2008 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-469 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 VILLAINS 82/1300 1268 454 8 73.6 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 POWER PLAY 82/1301 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 TWISTED SESAME 99/1289 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268 2 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1904 1516 22 55.7 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 STREET PIZZA 18/114 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 4 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1165 1026 8 53.2 3 NUMBERS 62/937 2848 2271 10 55.6 5 SEA DOGS 4/1271 179 240 5 42.7 CEMENTIA 61/1112 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 SEA DOGS 1/1298 072905R 41/1273 SEA DOGS 96/1241 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 SEA DOGS 18/328 MY DRUGS 98/1179 6 DEATH MOB 62/329 24 38 1 38.7 071406C 24/1292 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 367 614 4 37.4 PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 8 ARROGANCE 18/732 1017 1784 17 36.3 WASTELAND 18/468 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 WASTELAND II 7/500 9 STEEL LEGION 1/1304 1 8 0 11.1 DM OWNS YOU 82/1303 FOREIGN LEGION 14/1302 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 586): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 468): PITER DEVRIES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 594): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 590): PANTHER of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 589): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 593): HOFFA of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 590): FATALITY of BRUTAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 585): CYNICA of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 576): GREAT WHITE of BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 575): PARROT KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 549): MODERN MYTH of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 539): CONNIE PAKKIT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 526): RHINO of BEASTIAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 475): THE JONAH of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 228): PHOENIX of GRIFFINDOR HOUSE2 (Godric Gryffindor, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 216): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 424): ZEUS of LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 193): MARWAN of SACRED REALM (Brewmaster, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 468): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 586): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 468): TEAM HAVOK (?, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 594): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 590): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 589): TEAM CHAOS ELITE (?, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 593): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 590): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 585): THE ABYSMALS (Noachian, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 576): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 575): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 549): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 539): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 526): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 475): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 228): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 216): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 424): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 193): ARTIC FIRE (Brewmaster, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 468) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 286): MAKESHIFT ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) (turn 585): COBALT of STEEL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 467): PAUL ATREIDES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 594): JUNGLE JUICE of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DELON LUROST of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 590): PANTHER of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 587): HELENE JUSTE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 592): BANKSHOT of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 590): SLAMMER of AMEN! (?, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 585): CYNICA of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 584): SIR CUMFERENCE of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 575): DARTH SION of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.) PROGIDY, DAMMIT! Of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) XYLICARE of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 538): SCROD BOY of INQUISITION CLONES (LHI, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 228): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 424): ZEUS of LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Warriors of Darkholm: No one died. No one avoided. There were two challenges, and they were both made by Tournament Victors! * EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (64-31-4,228) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (39-130-2,196) of JUST BECAUSE. EVIL ELMO devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. * TWIG (82-25226) (51-36-0,195) of POWER PLAY TV challenged PLANKWALKER (18- 8604) (38-48-3,183) of SEA DOGS. TWIG vanquished PLANKWALKER in an exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. Our current Keeper of the Runeblade managed to defend his title, walking onto the sands with no preparation and no idea who he was going to fight (it might be a good idea to post challenges and avoids). NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (89-38-1,246) of WASTELAND fought DOC STEELE (18-6010) (90-167-6,216) of ARROGANCE. NEOSPHINCTER savagely defeated DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title duel. Neo is our top Aimed Blow Practitioner (with a VERY impressive record). I notice that there are currently three stylemasters with higher recognition points than the Keeper himself. If Neo COULD bestir himself to post a challenge next turn, these might be likely candidates: * Schyler, our premier Slasher! SCHYLER (6-4866) (101-136-1,277) of THE LADY'S LIST fought SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (31-43-2,188) of STREET PIZZA. SCHYLER overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight. * Super Bum, Total Parry Extraordinaire! SUPER BUM (82-18411) (79-43-2,248) of FLAT BROKE fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of ARENA STAND-INS. SUPER BUM outwaited SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody match. * He Hate Me, our most puissant Lunger! HE HATE ME (18-7820) (76-55-2,242) of WASTELAND fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200) of ARENA STAND-INS. HE HATE ME handily defeated BLIND BEGGAR in an exciting 1 minute one-sided contest. Of course, Mr. Cheap is still our Overall Popularity leader. Today he had the honor of being matched against one of our most impressive and venerable arena legends, Ferd the Tower. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (54-65-0,185) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought FERD THE TOWER (104-27) (120-15-8,280) of ARENA STAND-INS. CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a 4 minute fight. We still have two Doc Steeles competing here, and both of them made the news this turn. As you have already noted, one of them was defeated by Neosphincter in the title battle. The other one was voted this turn's favorite for his exciting performance. ONE A DAY (98-799) (81-47-3,239) of MY DRUGS fought DOC STEELE (18- 6808) (81-118-1,196) of ARROGANCE. ONE A DAY bested DOC STEELE in an action packed 5 minute gory brawl. This particular Doc Steele is also our top Parry-Lunger. He loses a lot, but he looks really hot when he does it. People did not think Goku should have lost his fight. Money was lost, as were tempers, and poor Goku was voted this turn's most reviled warrior. GATEWAY (82- 15631) (41-26-0,221) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought GOKU (7-5628) (62-28-0,220) of WASTELAND II. GATEWAY overpowered GOKU in an action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee. My friends, the solstice has passed, we're all done groaning from the solstice feast and thinking we might possible want to eat again someday, and today was slightly longer than yesterday. YAY! Let's celebrate. There's a horse race in the hills this weekend. I shall attend, and wager on the outcome, and drink hot buttered mead. All of you are welcome to join me. Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 90 38 1 254 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SCHYLER 6-4866 102 136 1 284 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL COOLER 82-7277 77 72 1 281 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG SUPER BUM 82-18411 80 43 2 274 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 114 41 1 271 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE HE HATE ME 18-7820 77 55 2 256 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA HAILSTORM 7-5698 51 25 1 252 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GATEWAY 82-15631 42 26 0 249 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG ONE A DAY 98-799 82 47 3 246 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 65 31 4 238 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE YUENGLING 82-16265 45 32 1 218 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 35 11 2 218 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 71 48 0 217 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR 2 62-2976 65 56 4 215 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS PUD 126 82-22024 65 35 0 214 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG HEAT 98-981 53 47 4 211 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 54 66 0 210 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DOC STEELE 18-6010 90 168 6 209 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 63 49 0 207 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI GOHAN 18-8449 57 43 1 206 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA DOC STEELE 18-6808 81 119 1 204 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA -BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 48 51 3 204 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA -DECK SWAB 18-2148 44 45 2 204 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA -VAGABOND 4-6049 35 24 1 204 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM TWIG 82-25226 52 36 0 203 POWER PLAY (1301) DWES EG THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 44 30 2 202 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 42 31 0 202 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL -SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 35 34 3 199 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS FEAR 82-10416 60 79 2 198 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 30 25 3 197 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 39 131 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 31 10 1 196 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF RED FUSION 6-5480 70 47 0 195 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL GOKU 7-5628 62 29 0 194 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR MANUTE BOL 5-4233 48 47 0 193 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS COLON CONVOY 18-9115 37 22 0 192 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA ??RADAR?? 82-20310 33 45 1 192 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG PTI 7-5412 88 35 0 191 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PUTRID KOALA 62-96 33 23 2 186 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 41 40 0 181 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 31 44 2 181 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PLANKWALKER 18-8604 38 49 3 180 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA BRICKTOP 18-7955 60 58 0 176 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 33 28 4 166 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 22 14 0 160 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257 36 10 0 154 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA MEN WORKING 38-4189 40 130 1 152 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 32 12 0 149 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA HORTATOR 1-7791 23 16 2 139 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 23 36 0 125 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 27 30 0 117 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 25 7 0 113 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MIAMI MIA 7-4818 20 40 3 100 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TEPID FELONY 98-1081 13 8 4 83 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL FRANKENBERRY 82--13733 12 5 0 79 DM OWNS YOU (1303) DWES EG PRISONER 0103 82--31803 17 45 0 77 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299) DWES EG BEACH BETTY 7-5768 22 31 0 64 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR THAT GUY 97-2120 11 10 3 64 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE -PROGIDY, DAMMIT! 18-9446 15 14 0 59 CENTER FOR OLDS (1169) TALCAMA -COBALT 1-7784 16 7 1 56 STEEL LEGION (1304) MORDANT HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 18 13 1 51 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 15 59 0 48 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Desiree -- We just barely made it! We were waiting for our fight reports to show up, you know? And they didn't, until late TODAY, when the announcer was already calling the fights! Talk about a close shave. I guess we blame the freeze or something, whatever it was that delayed the newsletter? -- Aloha Alice, speaking for the Beach Babes Well, I'm glad you made it! -- Desiree Hortator -- (wincing) You beat me like a drum. Drat. I was hoping for more of a tambourine effect. -- Miami Mia Vista Blows -- You've already said this. And what else can it do in its efforts to clear out some of the bums, of which you just might be one, eh? -- Aloha Alice Mr. Dutch Crunch -- Coconut. Euwh. DRIED coconut. Might as well eat straw. -- Laguna Lil Tastier than straw, by far. Yum! Frankenberry -- Ah, that's one of those "dangerous fruits of the swamp," right? I always try to avoid them, but you snuck up on me. -- Tallahasse Tina Tepid Felony -- Boring, too. -- Beach Betty 22 December 2007 All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads and such. Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text. HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than plain text. Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly" quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service announcement from your Ed. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS EVIL ELMO devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. TWIG vanquished PLANKWALKER in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. NEOSPHINCTER savagely defeated DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title duel. SCHYLER overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight. ONE A DAY bested DOC STEELE in a action packed 5 minute gory brawl. SUPER BUM outwaited SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody match. GATEWAY overpowered GOKU in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee. PTI was vanquished by COOLER in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight. FEAR was savagely defeated by HEAT in a action packed 4 minute gory match. HAILSTORM overpowered MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. HE HATE ME handily defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest. GOHAN bested SHADOWMANE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout. COLON CONVOY was overcome by SHADOWMANE in a action packed 2 minute fight. PSYCHO GRANDMA! was defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute struggle. 5 GOT PICKED vanquished BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS devastated GREASY NAPKINS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl. ETCHED IN STONE beat FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 4 minute gory bout. PUTRID KOALA was viciously subdued by RED FUSION in a 3 minute competition. 2 overpowered LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel. TASTY HANGNAIL viciously subdued THE CUTICLE DANCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fray. YUENGLING demolished MANUTE BOL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight. CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a 4 minute fight. ??RADAR?? was defeated by COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a action packed 2 minute match. PUD 126 overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel. CHIPS AHOY savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 5 minute gruesome competition. BRICKTOP overpowered OLD SAILMAKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight. THE IMPECCABLE PIG handily defeated HORTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. MEN WORKING demolished MIAMI MIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. ALOHA ALICE was overpowered by VISTA BLOWS in a exciting 2 minute uneven bout. LAGUNA LIL was devastated by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided duel. A. MONK, P.I. subdued OLD SAILMAKER in a exciting 1 minute struggle. PRISONER 0103 viciously subdued THAT GUY in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight. FRANKENBERRY handily defeated HATCH BATTENER in a 1 minute uneven match. TEPID FELONY overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a popular 1 minute uneven bout. BEACH BETTY viciously subdued DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 19 AIMED BLOW 107 - 64 - 1 63 | |LUNGING ATTACK 11 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 11 - 0 62 | |TOTAL PARRY 10 LUNGING ATTACK 82 - 62 - 0 57 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 16 - 1 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 19 - 0 47 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 42 - 66 - 2 39 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 12 - 0 37 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 28 - 0 35 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 10 - 0 29 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 13 - 0 7 | Turn 469 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 6 3 TOTAL PARRY AIMED BLOW 16 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 6 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 90 38 1 254 WASTELAND (468) SLASHING ATTACK SCHYLER 6-4866 102 136 1 284 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TOTAL PARRY SUPER BUM 82-18411 80 43 2 274 FLAT BROKE (1184) LUNGING ATTACK HE HATE ME 18-7820 77 55 2 256 WASTELAND (468) WALL OF STEEL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 65 31 4 238 TWISTED SESAME (1289) PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 81 119 1 204 ARROGANCE (732) STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 30 25 3 197 DEATH MOB (329) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 39 131 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE PLANKWALKER 18-8604 38 49 3 180 SEA DOGS (328) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 40 130 1 152 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was DOC STEELE 18-6808. The ten other most popular fighters were HEAT 98-981, SUPER BUM 82-18411, PUD 126 82-22024, PRISONER 0103 82--31803, NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, GOHAN 18-8449, PUTRID KOALA 62-96, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, ONE A DAY 98-799, and ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112. The least popular fighter this week was GOKU 7-5628. The other ten least popular fighters were SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, HATCH BATTENER 1-8014, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, HORTATOR 1-7791, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, FRANKENBERRY 82--13733, and THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 2 0 KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 8 5 0 TRANSEL(6) 3 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0 BONSUR(7) 3 6 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 3 0 0 WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 6 5 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HORTATOR 1-7791 23 16 2 139 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT MANUTE BOL 5-4233 48 47 0 193 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS SCHYLER 6-4866 102 136 1 284 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HAILSTORM 7-5698 51 25 1 252 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 31 10 1 196 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 90 38 1 254 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 25 7 0 113 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 39 131 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 35 11 2 218 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 63 49 0 207 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 114 41 1 271 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE 2 62-2976 65 56 4 215 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS COOLER 82-7277 77 72 1 281 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 33 28 4 166 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 82 47 3 246 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 65 31 4 238 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE