DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 12/22/2007    Duedate: 01/04/2008

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-469

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 VILLAINS 82/1300     1268  454  8 73.6      WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                  
    POWER PLAY 82/1301                          I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                   
    TWISTED SESAME 99/1289                      DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268            
  2 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1904 1516 22 55.7      HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               
    STREET PIZZA 18/114                         LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                   
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                          JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                
    REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286                   NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                    DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293             
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295               
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254              4 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1165 1026  8 53.2
  3 NUMBERS 62/937       2848 2271 10 55.6    5 SEA DOGS 4/1271       179  240  5 42.7
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299               
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                           SEA DOGS 1/1298                       
    072905R 41/1273                             SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                          6 DEATH MOB 62/329       24   38  1 38.7
    071406C 24/1292                           7 BEACH BABES 7/1058    367  614  4 37.4
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                      8 ARROGANCE 18/732     1017 1784 17 36.3
    WASTELAND 18/468                            THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    WASTELAND II 7/500                        9 STEEL LEGION 1/1304     1    8  0 11.1
    DM OWNS YOU 82/1303                         FOREIGN LEGION 14/1302                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 586): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 468): PITER DEVRIES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 594): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 590): PANTHER of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 589): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 593): HOFFA of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 590): FATALITY of BRUTAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 585): CYNICA of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 576): GREAT WHITE of BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 575): PARROT KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 549): MODERN MYTH of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 539): CONNIE PAKKIT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 526): RHINO of BEASTIAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 475): THE JONAH of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 228): PHOENIX of GRIFFINDOR HOUSE2 (Godric Gryffindor, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 216): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 424): ZEUS of LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 193): MARWAN of SACRED REALM (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 468): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 586): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 468): TEAM HAVOK (?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 594): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 590): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 589): TEAM CHAOS ELITE (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 593): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 590): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 585): THE ABYSMALS (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 576): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 575): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 549): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 539): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 526): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 475): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 228): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 216): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 424): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 193): ARTIC FIRE (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 468) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 286): MAKESHIFT ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                (turn 585): COBALT of STEEL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 467): PAUL ATREIDES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 594): JUNGLE JUICE of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                          DELON LUROST of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 590): PANTHER of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 587): HELENE JUSTE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 592): BANKSHOT of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 590): SLAMMER of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 585): CYNICA of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 584): SIR CUMFERENCE of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 575): DARTH SION of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
                            PROGIDY, DAMMIT! Of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
                            XYLICARE of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 538): SCROD BOY of INQUISITION CLONES (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 228): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 424): ZEUS of LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Warriors of Darkholm:

     No one died.  No one avoided.  There were two challenges, and they were both
made by Tournament Victors!
     * EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (64-31-4,228) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged WORK IN
PROGRESS (38-4193) (39-130-2,196) of JUST BECAUSE.  EVIL ELMO devastated WORK IN
PROGRESS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     * TWIG (82-25226) (51-36-0,195) of POWER PLAY TV challenged PLANKWALKER (18-
8604) (38-48-3,183) of SEA DOGS.  TWIG vanquished PLANKWALKER in an exciting 1 minute
uneven Challenge battle.
     Our current Keeper of the Runeblade managed to defend his title, walking onto
the sands with no preparation and no idea who he was going to fight (it might be a
good idea to post challenges and avoids).  NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (89-38-1,246) of
WASTELAND fought DOC STEELE (18-6010) (90-167-6,216) of ARROGANCE.  NEOSPHINCTER
savagely defeated DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title duel.  Neo is our top
Aimed Blow Practitioner (with a VERY impressive record).
     I notice that there are currently three stylemasters with higher recognition
points than the Keeper himself.  If Neo COULD bestir himself to post a challenge next
turn, these might be likely candidates:
     *  Schyler, our premier Slasher!  SCHYLER (6-4866) (101-136-1,277) of THE LADY'S
LIST fought SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (31-43-2,188) of STREET PIZZA.  SCHYLER
overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     *  Super Bum, Total Parry Extraordinaire!  SUPER BUM (82-18411) (79-43-2,248) of
FLAT BROKE fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of ARENA STAND-INS.  SUPER BUM
outwaited SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody match.
     *  He Hate Me, our most puissant Lunger!  HE HATE ME (18-7820) (76-55-2,242) of
WASTELAND fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200) of ARENA STAND-INS.  HE HATE ME
handily defeated BLIND BEGGAR in an exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
     Of course, Mr. Cheap is still our Overall Popularity leader.  Today he had the
honor of being matched against one of our most impressive and venerable arena
legends, Ferd the Tower.  CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (54-65-0,185) of NEGATIVE CASH
FLOW fought FERD THE TOWER (104-27) (120-15-8,280) of ARENA STAND-INS.  CRACK IS
CHEAP was savagely defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a 4 minute fight.
     We still have two Doc Steeles competing here, and both of them made the news
this turn.  As you have already noted, one of them was defeated by Neosphincter in
the title battle.  The other one was voted this turn's favorite for his exciting
performance.  ONE A DAY (98-799) (81-47-3,239) of MY DRUGS fought DOC STEELE (18-
6808) (81-118-1,196) of ARROGANCE.  ONE A DAY bested DOC STEELE in an action packed 5
minute gory brawl.  This particular Doc Steele is also our top Parry-Lunger.  He
loses a lot, but he looks really hot when he does it.
     People did not think Goku should have lost his fight.  Money was lost, as were
tempers, and poor Goku was voted this turn's most reviled warrior.  GATEWAY (82-
15631) (41-26-0,221) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought GOKU (7-5628) (62-28-0,220) of
WASTELAND II.  GATEWAY overpowered GOKU in an action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven
melee.
     My friends, the solstice has passed, we're all done groaning from the solstice
feast and thinking we might possible want to eat again someday, and today was
slightly longer than yesterday.  YAY!  Let's celebrate.  There's a horse race in the
hills this weekend.  I shall attend, and wager on the outcome, and drink hot buttered
mead.  All of you are welcome to join me.

                                Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        90  38  1  254  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCHYLER 6-4866             102 136  1  284  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 COOLER 82-7277              77  72  1  281  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          80  43  2  274  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    114  41  1  271  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          77  55  2  256  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            51  25  1  252  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 GATEWAY 82-15631            42  26  0  249  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 ONE A DAY 98-799            82  47  3  246  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           65  31  4  238  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE
 YUENGLING 82-16265          45  32  1  218  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        35  11  2  218  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       71  48  0  217  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 2 62-2976                   65  56  4  215  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 PUD 126 82-22024            65  35  0  214  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 HEAT 98-981                 53  47  4  211  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     54  66  0  210  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          90 168  6  209  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  63  49  0  207  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 GOHAN 18-8449               57  43  1  206  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          81 119  1  204  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
-BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     48  51  3  204  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
-DECK SWAB 18-2148           44  45  2  204  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
-VAGABOND 4-6049             35  24  1  204  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 TWIG 82-25226               52  36  0  203  POWER PLAY (1301)          DWES EG
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  44  30  2  202  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  42  31  0  202  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
-SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       35  34  3  199  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 FEAR 82-10416               60  79  2  198  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    30  25  3  197  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    39 131  2  196  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     31  10  1  196  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 RED FUSION 6-5480           70  47  0  195  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 GOKU 7-5628                 62  29  0  194  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           48  47  0  193  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        37  22  0  192  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          33  45  1  192  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 PTI 7-5412                  88  35  0  191  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          33  23  2  186  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   41  40  0  181  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     31  44  2  181  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         38  49  3  180  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            60  58  0  176  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          33  28  4  166  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     22  14  0  160  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    36  10  0  154  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         40 130  1  152  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         32  12  0  149  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HORTATOR 1-7791             23  16  2  139  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           23  36  0  125  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          27  30  0  117  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       25   7  0  113  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            20  40  3  100  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        13   8  4   83  KILLER WORDS F3 (1295)     SYVYN'S HILL
 FRANKENBERRY 82--13733      12   5  0   79  DM OWNS YOU (1303)         DWES EG
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     17  45  0   77  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299)     DWES EG
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          22  31  0   64  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 THAT GUY 97-2120            11  10  3   64  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
-PROGIDY, DAMMIT! 18-9446    15  14  0   59  CENTER FOR OLDS (1169)     TALCAMA
-COBALT 1-7784               16   7  1   56  STEEL LEGION (1304)        MORDANT
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       18  13  1   51  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      15  59  0   48  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Desiree -- We just barely made it!  We were waiting for our fight reports to show up,
you know?  And they didn't, until late TODAY, when the announcer was already calling

the fights!  Talk about a close shave.  I guess we blame the freeze or something,
whatever it was that delayed the newsletter? -- Aloha Alice, speaking for the Beach
Babes

     Well, I'm glad you made it! -- Desiree

Hortator -- (wincing)  You beat me like a drum.  Drat.  I was hoping for more of a
tambourine effect. -- Miami Mia

Vista Blows -- You've already said this.  And what else can it do in its efforts to
clear out some of the bums, of which you just might be one, eh? -- Aloha Alice

Mr. Dutch Crunch -- Coconut.  Euwh.  DRIED coconut.  Might as well eat straw. --
Laguna Lil

     Tastier than straw, by far.  Yum!

Frankenberry -- Ah, that's one of those "dangerous fruits of the swamp," right?  I
always try to avoid them, but you snuck up on me. -- Tallahasse Tina

Tepid Felony -- Boring, too. -- Beach Betty

22 December 2007
All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads
and such.  Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than
plain text.  Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly"
quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or
everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EVIL ELMO devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TWIG vanquished PLANKWALKER in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
NEOSPHINCTER savagely defeated DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title duel.
SCHYLER overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ONE A DAY bested DOC STEELE in a action packed 5 minute gory brawl.
SUPER BUM outwaited SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody match.
GATEWAY overpowered GOKU in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
PTI was vanquished by COOLER in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
FEAR was savagely defeated by HEAT in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
HAILSTORM overpowered MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
HE HATE ME handily defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
GOHAN bested SHADOWMANE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
COLON CONVOY was overcome by SHADOWMANE in a action packed 2 minute fight.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! was defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute struggle.
5 GOT PICKED vanquished BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS devastated GREASY NAPKINS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ETCHED IN STONE beat FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
PUTRID KOALA was viciously subdued by RED FUSION in a 3 minute competition.
2 overpowered LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
TASTY HANGNAIL viciously subdued THE CUTICLE DANCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fray.
YUENGLING demolished MANUTE BOL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a 4 minute fight.
??RADAR?? was defeated by COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a action packed 2 minute match.
PUD 126 overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
CHIPS AHOY savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 5 minute gruesome competition.
BRICKTOP overpowered OLD SAILMAKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG handily defeated HORTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MEN WORKING demolished MIAMI MIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALOHA ALICE was overpowered by VISTA BLOWS in a exciting 2 minute uneven bout.
LAGUNA LIL was devastated by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
A. MONK, P.I. subdued OLD SAILMAKER in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
PRISONER 0103 viciously subdued THAT GUY in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
FRANKENBERRY handily defeated HATCH BATTENER in a 1 minute uneven match.
TEPID FELONY overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
BEACH BETTY viciously subdued DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      19         AIMED BLOW       107 -  64 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  11 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         LUNGING ATTACK    82 -  62 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  16 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  19 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       42 -  66 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  28 -  0      35  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  13 -  0       7  |

Turn 469 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  6         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        16 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       90  38  1  254 WASTELAND (468)
SLASHING ATTACK  SCHYLER 6-4866            102 136  1  284 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
TOTAL PARRY      SUPER BUM 82-18411         80  43  2  274 FLAT BROKE (1184)
LUNGING ATTACK   HE HATE ME 18-7820         77  55  2  256 WASTELAND (468)
WALL OF STEEL    EVIL ELMO 99-1222          65  31  4  238 TWISTED SESAME (1289)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         81 119  1  204 ARROGANCE (732)
STRIKING ATTACK  MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081   30  25  3  197 DEATH MOB (329)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   39 131  2  196 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        38  49  3  180 SEA DOGS (328)
BASHING ATTACK   MEN WORKING 38-4189        40 130  1  152 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DOC STEELE 18-6808.  The ten other most popular fighters were HEAT 
98-981, SUPER BUM 82-18411, PUD 126 82-22024, PRISONER 0103 82--31803, NEOSPHINCTER 
18-7317, GOHAN 18-8449, PUTRID KOALA 62-96, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, ONE A DAY 98-799, 
and ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112.

The least popular fighter this week was GOKU 7-5628.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, HATCH BATTENER 1-8014, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, 
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, HORTATOR 1-7791, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, 
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, FRANKENBERRY 82--13733, and THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          8  5 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  6 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  5 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             23  16  2  139  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           48  47  0  193  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 SCHYLER 6-4866             102 136  1  284  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            51  25  1  252  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     31  10  1  196  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        90  38  1  254  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       25   7  0  113  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    39 131  2  196  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        35  11  2  218  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  63  49  0  207  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    114  41  1  271  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   65  56  4  215  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 COOLER 82-7277              77  72  1  281  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          33  28  4  166  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            82  47  3  246  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           65  31  4  238  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE