DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 01/05/2008    Duedate: 01/18/2008

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-470

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 POWER PLAY 82/1301   1270  454  8 73.7      I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                   
    TWISTED SESAME 99/1289                      WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                  
  2 RAINDANCE 51/1106      69   33  2 67.6      LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                   
  3 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1910 1520 22 55.7      DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268            
    WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164                     HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               
    REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286                   JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                
    STREET PIZZA 18/114                         NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267                 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293             
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                          KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295               
    HYBRIDS V 82/1255                         5 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1166 1026  8 53.2
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                  6 SEA DOGS 4/1271       181  245  5 42.5
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297              
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254                DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299               
  4 NUMBERS 62/937       2862 2287 10 55.6      SEA DOGS 1/1298                       
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                           SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    072905R 41/1273                           7 DEATH MOB 62/329       25   39  1 39.1
    071406C 24/1292                           8 BEACH BABES 7/1058    368  618  4 37.3
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                        9 ARROGANCE 18/732     1019 1787 17 36.3
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                        THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    WASTELAND 18/468                         10 STEEL LEGION 1/1304     1    8  0 11.1
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            FOREIGN LEGION 14/1302                
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305              
    DM OWNS YOU 82/1303                   

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Warriors of Darkholm!

We had but one challenge, which was a Tournament Victor challenge:  1) EVIL ELMO (99-
1222) (65-31-4,238) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (39-
131-2,196) of JUST BECAUSE.  EVIL ELMO slimly won victory over WORK IN PROGRESS in a
3 minute Challenge fight.  Excitingly, Evil Elmo is a Wall of Steel -- my personal
favorite style!  Well done, O Tournament Victor!

In our title fight, Neosphincter held onto the Runeblade.  Or at least held onto the
right to hang onto the Runeblade.  You can't use it in the arena since it's magical,
and not everyone fights well with a scimitar anyway.  NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (90-38-
1,254) of WASTELAND fought YUENGLING (82-16265) (45-32-1,218) of LOCAL BEER.
NEOSPHINCTER demolished YUENGLING in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.  Neo
is, of course, our top Aimed Blow warrior, which makes him extra dangerous.  It seems
some of you have finally figured out how to manage that difficult style.
Congratulations!

There were no avoids.  *sigh*  The ability to avoid is a useful tool for assisting
your warriors to dominate.  Pity nobody uses it these days.

Oboy, we had one death -- one of you was killed by an arena stand-in warrior!
Dreadfully embarrassing.  COLON CONVOY (18-9115) (37-22-0,192) of WASTELAND fought
DIRK CHOLERA (104-29) (80-50-4,250) of ARENA STAND-INS.  COLON CONVOY was
assassinated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.  Not surprising,
though, since it was the real Dirk Cholera and not one of his impersonators.

As usual, Mr. Cheap is our overall popularity leader.  I think he pays people to vote
for him.  He lost his fight this turn.  SMELLY TOES (82-17409) (29-15-0,194) of
HYBRIDS V fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (54-66-0,210) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW.
SMELLY TOES savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in an action packed 2 minute gory duel.

The spectators felt a lot of sympathy for Putrid Koala, and voted him This Turn's
Favorite.  PUTRID KOALA (62-96) (33-23-2,186) of DEATH MOB fought RED FUSION (6-5480)
(70-47-0,195) of IT'S NEW!.  PUTRID KOALA viciously subdued RED FUSION in an action
packed 6 minute gruesome bout.  I don't know.  It didn't look to me like the Koala
deserved much sympathy.  He lost his own damn fight.

Hmm.  We know Tepid Felony is a hot warrior, or he wouldn't be fighting on the Isle
with such a scanty record.  But he hasn't shown us his stuff yet, has he?  Once again
he was voted least popular warrior.  TEPID FELONY (98-1081) (13-8-4,83) of KILLER
WORDS F3 fought HATCH BATTENER (1-8014) (18-13-1,51) of SEA DOGS.  TEPID FELONY was
devastated by HATCH BATTENER in a 1 minute mismatched match.  Tsk.

Our top Slasher is Cooler.  COOLER (82-7277) (77-72-1,281) of STYROFOAM fought GOKU
(7-5628) (62-29-0,194) of WASTELAND II.  COOLER handily defeated GOKU in an action
packed 1 minute uneven fight.  Well done!

And our top Total Parry, obviously no scum, is Super Bum.  SUPER BUM (82-18411) (80-
43-2,274) of FLAT BROKE fought SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (31-44-2,181) of STREET
PIZZA.  SUPER BUM overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute mismatched match.

That, O children of the Federation, is all I have to say until next time.  I trust
you've stopped eating leftovers from the solstice feast, and are now returning to
your lean and dangerous fighting trim!

                                  Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        91  38  1  274  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COOLER 82-7277              78  72  1  307  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 SCHYLER 6-4866             103 136  1  296  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          81  43  2  279  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            52  25  1  258  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 GATEWAY 82-15631            43  26  0  256  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           66  31  4  245  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          91 168  6  226  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        36  11  2  224  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       72  48  0  223  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PUD 126 82-22024            66  35  0  222  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331      26  11  0  218  WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164)     DWES EG
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          34  23  2  211  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONE A DAY 98-799            82  48  3  210  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          77  56  2  210  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 GOHAN 18-8449               57  44  1  210  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 PTI 7-5412                  89  35  0  208  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  45  30  2  208  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 HEAT 98-981                 53  48  4  207  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    114  42  1  206  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   65  57  4  206  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 FEAR 82-10416               61  79  2  206  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 TWIG 82-25226               53  36  0  205  POWER PLAY (1301)          DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMELLY TOES 82-17409        30  15  0  205  HYBRIDS V (1255)           DWES EG
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          81 120  1  204  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
-BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     48  51  3  204  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 YUENGLING 82-16265          45  33  1  204  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
-DECK SWAB 18-2148           44  45  2  204  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
-VAGABOND 4-6049             35  24  1  204  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     32  10  1  203  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    39 132  2  202  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
-SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       35  34  3  199  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    30  26  3  199  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     54  67  0  197  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306    36  16  1  196  RAINDANCE (1106)           TRICORUS
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           49  47  0  195  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          33  46  1  195  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        37  23  0  193  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  42  32  0  190  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 RED FUSION 6-5480           70  48  0  189  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972      20   9  2  189  ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG
 GOKU 7-5628                 62  30  0  188  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     31  45  2  186  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  63  50  0  180  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   41  41  0  180  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         38  50  3  179  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            61  58  0  178  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          33  29  4  174  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     23  14  0  162  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    36  11  0  160  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         33  12  0  160  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         40 131  1  153  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             23  17  2  137  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           23  37  0  137  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       26   7  0  126  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          27  31  0  120  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724     27  22  0  100  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 FRANKENBERRY 82--13733      13   5  0   99  DM OWNS YOU (1303)         DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167  13   5  1   82  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       19  13  1   81  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          23  31  0   79  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       19   6  1   73  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     17  46  0   66  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299)     DWES EG
 THAT GUY 97-2120            12  10  3   66  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            20  41  3   63  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        13   9  4   59  KILLER WORDS F3 (1295)     SYVYN'S HILL
-ZEUS 62-4010                16   4  0   52  LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)    VALAMANTIS
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      15  60  0   51  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
COLON CONVOY 18-9115      37  23  0 WASTELAND 468          DIRK CHOLERA              470

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Men Working -- They all SAY that, but it doesn't look so very true, you know? --
Miami Mia

Vista Blows -- And blows and blows. -- Aloha Alice

Mr. Dutch Crunch -- At least there's chocolate. -- Laguna Lil

Tepid Felony -- So what else is new? -- Tallahasse Tina

I love this Drunken Fisherman. -- Beach Betty
P.S.  Platonically.

     Betty -- It doesn't have to stay platonic.  Come out on my boat with me and I
     will show you the romance of the lake. -- The Fisherman (currently sober)

Desiree -- You have eaten straw? -- Laguna Lil

     Laguna Lil -- Yes.  Not as a dietary staple, but I have tasted it.  Don't you
     taste things? -- Desiree

     The Regional Arena News is down for repairs but will return soon.

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EVIL ELMO slimly won victory over WORK IN PROGRESS in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
NEOSPHINCTER demolished YUENGLING in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
PUD 126 bested DOC STEELE in a popular 2 minute contest.
SUPER BUM overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SCHYLER bested MASSAGE PARLOR in a popular 1 minute duel.
GATEWAY devastated THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
COOLER handily defeated GOKU in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
2 was viciously subdued by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
ETCHED IN STONE lost to DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
TASTY HANGNAIL beat ??RADAR?? in a popular 1 minute gory melee.
5 GOT PICKED demolished LOCAL CONSTABLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
ONE A DAY was savagely defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
HAILSTORM handily defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HEAT was viciously subdued by SOLACIA in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
HE HATE ME was devastated by FERD THE TOWER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GOHAN was demolished by FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
COLON CONVOY was assassinated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
DOC STEELE overpowered COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! handily defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was overpowered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHIEF STORMCLOUD lost to RAW SEX APPEAL in a popular 1 minute match.
PTI vanquished MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PUTRID KOALA viciously subdued RED FUSION in a action packed 6 minute gruesome bout.
FEAR beat MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a exciting 1 minute fray.
THE CUTICLE DANCE handily defeated PLANKWALKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SMELLY TOES savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
MANUTE BOL overpowered MEN WORKING in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
TWIG savagely defeated CHIPS AHOY in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
GREASY NAPKINS demolished ALOHA ALICE in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven contest.
BRICKTOP subdued LAGUNA LIL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
HORTATOR was overpowered by VISTA BLOWS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR was demolished by A. MONK, P.I. in a 2 minute mismatched match.
MIAMI MIA was overpowered by INDENTURED OARSMAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PRISONER 0103 was savagely defeated by BEACH BETTY in a exciting 2 minute competition.
FRANKENBERRY vanquished PRISONER ZC01 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THAT GUY subdued TALLAHASSE TINA in a action packed 4 minute duel.
TEPID FELONY was devastated by HATCH BATTENER in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      19         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  11 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         AIMED BLOW       107 -  66 -  1      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         LUNGING ATTACK    80 -  62 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  14 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  18 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       41 -  66 -  1      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  12 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  28 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  11 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  14 -  0       7  |

Turn 470 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  8         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        10 -  9     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       91  38  1  274 WASTELAND (468)
SLASHING ATTACK  COOLER 82-7277             78  72  1  307 STYROFOAM (1090)
TOTAL PARRY      SUPER BUM 82-18411         81  43  2  279 FLAT BROKE (1184)
LUNGING ATTACK   GATEWAY 82-15631           43  26  0  256 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
WALL OF STEEL    EVIL ELMO 99-1222          66  31  4  245 TWISTED SESAME (1289)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         81 120  1  204 ARROGANCE (732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   39 132  2  202 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
STRIKING ATTACK  MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081   30  26  3  199 DEATH MOB (329)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        38  50  3  179 SEA DOGS (328)
BASHING ATTACK   MEN WORKING 38-4189        40 131  1  153 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PUTRID KOALA 62-96.  The ten other most popular fighters were LAGUNA 
LIL 7-5681, SMELLY TOES 82-17409, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, ONE A DAY 98-799, 
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, HEAT 98-981, TWIG 
82-25226, and A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732.

The least popular fighter this week was TEPID FELONY 98-1081.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MIAMI MIA 7-4818, HORTATOR 1-7791, THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, 
PRISONER ZC01 13-4876, MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, CHIEF STORMCLOUD 
51-4306, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002, and GOKU 7-5628.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  2 0  TALCAMA(18)          5  7 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DWES EG(82)         11  5 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  5 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             23  17  2  137  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           49  47  0  195  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 SCHYLER 6-4866             103 136  1  296  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            52  25  1  258  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       19   6  1   73  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     32  10  1  203  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        91  38  1  274  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       26   7  0  126  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    39 132  2  202  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        36  11  2  224  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  63  50  0  180  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306    36  16  1  196  RAINDANCE (1106)           TRICORUS
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    114  42  1  206  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          34  23  2  211  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 COOLER 82-7277              78  72  1  307  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          33  29  4  174  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            82  48  3  210  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           66  31  4  245  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE