DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 02/02/2008 Duedate: 02/15/2008
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-472
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 VILLAINS 82/1300 1273 456 8 73.6 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295
TWISTED SESAME 99/1289 4 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1918 1526 22 55.7
POWER PLAY 82/1301 WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164
2-RAINDANCE 51/1106 69 33 2 67.6 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
3 NUMBERS 62/937 2902 2307 10 55.7 ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267
CEMENTIA 61/1112 STREET PIZZA 18/114
072905R 41/1273 LOCAL BEER 82/1219
LOOK OUT! 16/1278 HYBRIDS V 82/1255
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236
071406C 24/1292 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
MY DRUGS 98/1179 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1167 1027 8 53.2
WASTELAND 18/468 6 SEA DOGS 1/1298 191 252 6 43.1
WASTELAND II 7/500 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 SEA DOGS 21/1307
DM OWNS YOU 82/1303 SEA DOGS 18/328
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308
DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 369 627 4 37.0
HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 8 DEATH MOB 62/329 25 43 1 36.8
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 9 ARROGANCE 18/732 1022 1794 17 36.3
JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 10-LEGION OF LE 62/1305 1 8 0 11.1
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 589): BALLAST of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 471): EDWARD O'HARE of MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 597): SPAGHETTI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 593): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 592): MOON CHILD of TEAM CHAOS ELITE (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 596): CUEBALL of HIGH ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 593): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 588): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 579): DINAH MIGHT of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 578): DJININSKI of SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 552): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 542): CONNIE PAKKIT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 242): NAKOR of DOG SOLDIERS II (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 529): MASUMI of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 478): ENDLESS WATCH of RAISING RYLYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 229): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 217): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 427): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 194): KATSUMOTO of SACRED REALM (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 471): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 588): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 471): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 597): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 593): JHELUM JUVENILES (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 592): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 596): HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 593): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 588): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 579): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 578): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 552): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 542): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 242): CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 529): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 478): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 229): FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 217): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 427): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 194): ANTIQUATED LEGACY (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 471) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 471): KORONEDUS of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 596): DRUNK DENNIS of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 592): MOON CHILD of TEAM CHAOS ELITE (?, mgr.)
(turn 591): JERI LOUGH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 578): OAKLAND FU of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 578): DJININSKI of SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 228): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Warriors of Darkholm...hello.
No one died, no one avoided, no one challenged. *yawn* So little to say, so
much space to fill!
NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (92-38-1,282) of WASTELAND fought COOLER (82-7277) (79-
72-1,322) of STYROFOAM. NEOSPHINCTER devastated COOLER in a 1 minute mismatched
Title fight. So Neo hangs onto the Runeblade for another fortnight, along with the
honor of Top Aimed Blow.
GATEWAY (82-15631) (43-27-0,210) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought CRACK IS CHEAP
(82-18422) (55-67-0,207) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. GATEWAY was luckily beaten by CRACK
IS CHEAP in an exciting 8 minute bloody fray. And of course, Mr. Cheap remains our
Overall Popularity Leader, a position which he will no doubt continue to hold until
he's inducted to Primus. And Gateway was voted this turn's most popular. This was
our second longest fight, only eight minutes, a happy thing for those members of the
audience with short attention spans.
Our longest fight: BRICKTOP (18-7955) (62-58-0,180) of WASTELAND fought
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1-7724) (28-22-0,102) of SEA DOGS. BRICKTOP viciously subdued
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in an unpopular 22 minute gruesome match. Bricktop was voted this
turn's most resented warrior. For some reason the audience held it against her that
Makeshift Anchor was grotesquely overmatched by her. Tsk tsk. Not her fault. And
oddly, neither of these competitors is our top Total Parry.
Top Total Parry: Super Bum! SUPER BUM (82-18411) (82-43-2,285) of FLAT BROKE
fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (34-46-1,205) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. SUPER BUM narrowly
defeated ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
And now, let us enjoy a few comments by Zontani Sharp Eyes:
1) Would you believe that over half of the old women in DARKHOLM seem to feel
that they could fight better than you gladiators?
2) What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of
his foe's mortality? (Well? Do YOU hone your years? Would you mind explaining how
that's done?)
3) If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times
already in DARKHOLM. (I think that was probably some of the old women in Darkholm,
who thought they could fight better than Zontani.)
I find the record of Work in Progress, our top Parry-Riposte, to be an
interesting...work in progress. WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (39-133-2,195) of JUST
BECAUSE fought HORTATOR (1-7791) (24-17-3,156) of SEA DOGS. WORK IN PROGRESS
overcame HORTATOR in a 1 minute duel. If you keep winning, Mr. Progress, you're
going to mess up the whole thing. You already have a gap of less than 100 fights
between your wins and losses. Better change your strategy!
DOC STEELE (18-6808) (81-121-1,190) of ARROGANCE fought MR. DUTCH CRUNCH (18-
9257) (36-12-0,167) of WASTELAND. DOC STEELE was overcome by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a
popular 1 minute conflict. The two Doc Steeles are, of course, twin brothers. This
one, Dr. Clyde Steele, doesn't seem to be doing well, although he is our top Parry-
Lunger.
DOC STEELE (18-6010) (91-169-6,196) of ARROGANCE fought COOKIE FOR THE SOUL (6-
6002) (42-33-0,186) of HOLE IN THE WALL. DOC STEELE slimly lost to COOKIE FOR THE
SOUL in a 2 minute competition. And this one, Dr. Elmer Steele, seems to be doing
even worse (though it's a good thing he's made it to the Isle so anyone he kills will
be back tomorrow).
I have to get up and shovel snow tomorrow (yes, even spyreporters have to shovel
snow). And then in the afternoon, Debby Tonte is going to start painting her fixer-
upper and I plan to go over and jeer at her. So, see you in two weeks.
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 93 38 1 296 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPER BUM 82-18411 83 43 2 293 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
HAILSTORM 7-5698 54 25 1 270 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
HE HATE ME 18-7820 79 56 2 263 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 47 30 2 244 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG
FEAR 82-10416 63 79 2 238 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG
PTI 7-5412 91 35 0 233 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 38 11 2 232 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
ODDJOB 82-18436 27 25 1 227 VILLAINS (1300) DWES EG
GOKU 7-5628 64 30 0 226 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
SCHYLER 6-4866 104 137 1 224 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 56 67 0 223 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
-RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331 26 11 0 218 WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164) DWES EG
GOHAN 18-8449 58 45 1 217 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
YUENGLING 82-16265 47 33 1 215 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 73 49 0 212 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 65 50 0 212 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 67 32 4 210 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE
??RADAR?? 82-20310 34 47 1 208 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
COLON CONVOY 18-9115 39 23 0 206 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
-SMELLY TOES 82-17409 30 15 0 205 HYBRIDS V (1255) DWES EG
COOLER 82-7277 79 73 1 204 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
HEAT 98-981 54 49 4 203 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
ONE A DAY 98-799 83 49 3 201 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 43 28 0 198 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
TWIG 82-25226 54 37 0 197 POWER PLAY (1301) DWES EG
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 43 33 0 197 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 40 133 2 197 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 32 12 1 197 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
2 62-2976 66 58 4 196 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 42 42 0 196 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
-CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 36 16 1 196 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS
PLANKWALKER 18-8604 39 51 3 195 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 114 44 1 192 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
PUD 126 82-22024 67 36 0 191 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG
DOC STEELE 18-6010 91 170 6 190 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
RED FUSION 6-5480 71 49 0 190 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 34 13 0 190 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
-MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972 20 9 2 189 ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 49 49 0 187 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257 37 12 0 185 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
PUTRID KOALA 62-96 34 25 2 184 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
BRICKTOP 18-7955 63 58 0 182 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOC STEELE 18-6808 81 122 1 179 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 35 29 4 178 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 31 47 2 175 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 30 28 3 172 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 24 15 0 167 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
HORTATOR 1-7791 24 18 3 161 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 41 132 1 144 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 27 8 0 142 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT
FRANKENBERRY 82--13733 15 5 0 137 DM OWNS YOU (1303) DWES EG
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 27 33 0 133 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 23 39 0 120 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 28 23 0 115 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167 14 5 1 92 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 21 13 1 91 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 21 6 1 80 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS
PARROT KEEPER 21-6157 17 6 2 79 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET
TEPID FELONY 98-1081 14 10 4 71 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 16 61 0 68 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
THAT GUY 97-2120 13 11 3 66 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 20 43 3 62 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 23 33 0 59 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 14 39 0 56 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308) DWES EG
-BERCHTA 18-6774 15 7 2 54 THE DARK GODS (1306) TALCAMA
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 17 48 0 51 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Desiree -- Yeahyeahyeah, hold on, I know we did personals. They're around here
somewhere. We just didn't, you know, send them in. We'll find 'em, honest. -- Aloha
Alice
Thank you, Alice.
Chips Ahoy -- If they'd let me bring a glass of milk into the arena, it would all
have been different. I am well aware how you crumble readily when confronted with
milk! -- Aloha Alice
Hortator -- Oh, it's you. I was rather hoping for some chocolate myself, but instead
(sigh), I get a drum beating in my head. I probably shouldn't have had watered wine
last night. Everyone knows that mixing drinks can be tricky. Wine by itself would
have been safer. -- Laguna Lil
Makeshift Anchor -- Huh, you knew all along that I wouldn't be able to shift that
anchor, didn't you? -- Tallahasse Tina
Frankberry -- Not NOW, the chiles are late! -- Miami Mia
Parrot Keeper -- I should have known better than to let Lil mix my drinks. We ALL
should have known better. Oh-fer, how depressing. (heavy sigh) Good fight. --
Beach Betty
Desiree -- Yes, but it isn't ANIMAL grease, so it's better. -- Aloha Alice
Animal grease?
Drunken Fisherman -- I don't think your wife would like that. -- Beach Betty
She doesn't like anything. But she doesn't need to know. -- The Fisherman
15 January 2008
Order of Lost Souls
Where there is a beginning, there is an end. Where there is a whole, there is a
part. Where there is light, there is dark. All these are found to be true and along
with the most important, when something is lost it can always be found.
Many a person has walked this land in one form or another. Some truly believe
that here is there and there is here but who really knows? Among the peoples of this
great land many have felt lost in time and in place. Some have gone as far as to be
lost of soul....
Although most are thought to have been born into this world in a mortal way, no
one can be sure. Life is something they have in a way but a torturous joke to them
in all others. They live in a sense as they are here and now and having mind and
knowledge. They are flesh and blood of one sort of another. They cast a shadow as
all things living do. Blood courses through their veins.
These beings have become wraiths drifting here and there, knowing that they
truly belong nowhere. Searching for that one thing that they seem to be missing or
the one thing in them that puts them beyond others. These people have become masters
of many things as time seems to have no hold. For not even time can find those that
are truly lost. Many of these beings have drifted toward the gladiatorial games. In
the blood and chaos of the arenas something holds them like no other. It's the loss
of something they have never had or something they had so long ago it seems to have
never been. LIFE.
A few of the more shall we say "human" of these beings have settled into many
arenas around the land. The loss of life and the crazed emotions of the arenas
giving them glimpses of things they longed for but seemed incapable of attaining.
A number of these lost ones saw in each other something that might be able to
help the other. They spent many a day traveling to and fro, for what is time to one
who it doesn't touch. The more time they spent together the more they seemed to
change. No one noticed the change in the others but each recognized it in himself.
Years passed and the changes stopped. Each had been changed in different ways but
all felt more whole. A discussion ensued between them. They came to a realization
that in each other they had found parts of themselves that had been missing. Then
came the next thought. If they could find more of like minded lost ones they might
eventually find what they always wanted, their true selves.
The group settled down to think things through. They finally came up with an
idea they all could accept. They would form an organization that through their
arenas through out the land they would seek out other lost ones. If they were of
like mind they would be invited to join the group and seek that special something
they all desired.
This was how it began and how it still is. The Order of Lost Souls was formed
and the search began. The original members numbered six. They were Baphomet,
Blackstorm, Hammer, JGW, Reaper and Wretch. These members of the Order spread their
gladiator stables through out the realm seeking others like them. Through blood and
death they lived through others. One day hoping to live for themselves. For as they
all know what is lost must eventually be found....
28 January 2008
CALLING ALL THUGS, BRUTES, OGRES, QUARTER HALF WITS, SHALLOW HALBERD ENTHUSIASTS AND
MAUL RATS: Since the Bashing style has often been maligned in the forums, it is time
to give the style a little tough love with the following concept: An ALL-BASHER
arena. The rules are simple--enter the arena as a rookie basher. That's it. RSI
said I need to get 20 managers on board and I'm about half way there. If you are
interested in taking part, PM me in the forums or email me: chase at accesspr.com
and put D2 in the subject header.
Chase a.k.a. SwineTiger
2 February 2008
ATTENTION EVERYONE -- In March I am going to do manager lists for all arenas. This
is part of my ongoing and undoubtedly largely futile attempt to get my lists
organized. If you think I might not know who you are or if you think I might and
you'd rather I not share that information, let me know this month! You can e-mail
me at Sue at solberg dash mathews dot com (replacing the at, dash and dot with
appropriate characters. You can send a diplo to The Saint. You can put an ad in
the newsletter. Semaphore doesn't work so well, nor does telepathy. -- The Saint,
keeper of lists
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NEOSPHINCTER devastated COOLER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TWIG was vanquished by HE HATE ME in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven battle.
PUD 126 was vanquished by ODDJOB in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SUPER BUM narrowly defeated ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
THE CUTICLE DANCE vanquished RED FUSION in a exciting 3 minute mismatched fight.
FEAR slimly won victory over 2 in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
5 GOT PICKED viciously subdued LOCAL CONSTABLE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
PTI overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 3 minute gory uneven duel.
GOKU overpowered BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HAILSTORM overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
ONE A DAY was devastated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 4 minute one-sided battle.
DOC STEELE was overcome by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a popular 1 minute conflict.
GOHAN viciously subdued PLANKWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
SMELL CAREFULLY was handily defeated by THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute bout.
COLON CONVOY devastated LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 2 minute one-sided brawl.
HEAT was savagely defeated by EVIL ELMO in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
DOC STEELE slimly lost to COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a 2 minute competition.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! was bested by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute bout.
TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
WORK IN PROGRESS overcame HORTATOR in a 1 minute duel.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS handily defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ETCHED IN STONE was overpowered by BLIND BEGGAR in a exciting 2 minute uneven fight.
PUTRID KOALA was vanquished by SCHYLER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MASOCHISTIC NEWT was vanquished by VISTA BLOWS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GATEWAY was luckily beaten by CRACK IS CHEAP in a exciting 8 minute bloody fray.
YUENGLING vanquished MANUTE BOL in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
GREASY NAPKINS vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
CHIPS AHOY savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute gory fight.
A. MONK, P.I. was overpowered by DESIREE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRICKTOP viciously subdued MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a unpopular 22 minute gruesome match.
LAGUNA LIL was overpowered by MEN WORKING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FRANKENBERRY devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THAT GUY defeated BEACH BETTY in a exciting 3 minute match.
TEPID FELONY handily defeated PRISONER 0103 in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
PRISONER 0118 was beaten by TALLAHASSE TINA in a popular 1 minute duel.
PARROT KEEPER overcame COCKY SPECTATOR in a 2 minute match.
PRISONER ZC01 handily defeated INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MIAMI MIA was overpowered by HATCH BATTENER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 20 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 9 - 0 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 AIMED BLOW 110 - 70 - 0 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 LUNGING ATTACK 83 - 53 - 0 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 19 - 0 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 14 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 45 - 61 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 27 - 1 31 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 12 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 14 - 0 18 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 15 - 0 12 |
Turn 472 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 13 - 7 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 93 38 1 296 WASTELAND (468)
TOTAL PARRY SUPER BUM 82-18411 83 43 2 293 FLAT BROKE (1184)
LUNGING ATTACK HE HATE ME 18-7820 79 56 2 263 WASTELAND (468)
WALL OF STEEL FEAR 82-10416 63 79 2 238 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)
SLASHING ATTACK ODDJOB 82-18436 27 25 1 227 VILLAINS (1300)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 40 133 2 197 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE PLANKWALKER 18-8604 39 51 3 195 SEA DOGS (328)
PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 81 122 1 179 ARROGANCE (732)
STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 30 28 3 172 DEATH MOB (329)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 24 18 3 161 SEA DOGS (1298)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was GATEWAY 82-15631. The ten other most popular fighters were ??RADAR??
82-20310, PTI 7-5412, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, HE HATE ME 18-7820, GOHAN 18-8449, THE
CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, SUPER BUM 82-18411, ONE A DAY
98-799, and EVIL ELMO 99-1222.
The least popular fighter this week was BRICKTOP 18-7955. The other ten least
popular fighters were MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, A. MONK, P.I.
24-4732, PRISONER 0103 82--31803, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, MANUTE BOL
5-4233, MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081, PUTRID KOALA 62-96, and HORTATOR 1-7791.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 2 0 TALCAMA(18) 7 4 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 3 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 8 7 0
BONSUR(7) 5 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 2 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 24 18 3 161 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 42 42 0 196 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
SCHYLER 6-4866 104 137 1 224 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
HAILSTORM 7-5698 54 25 1 270 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 21 6 1 80 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 32 12 1 197 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 93 38 1 296 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
PARROT KEEPER 21-6157 17 6 2 79 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 27 8 0 142 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 40 133 2 197 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 38 11 2 232 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 65 50 0 212 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 114 44 1 192 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
2 62-2976 66 58 4 196 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
SUPER BUM 82-18411 83 43 2 293 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 35 29 4 178 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE
HEAT 98-981 54 49 4 203 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 67 32 4 210 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE