DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 02/02/2008 Duedate: 02/15/2008 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-472 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 VILLAINS 82/1300 1273 456 8 73.6 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295 TWISTED SESAME 99/1289 4 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1918 1526 22 55.7 POWER PLAY 82/1301 WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164 2-RAINDANCE 51/1106 69 33 2 67.6 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 3 NUMBERS 62/937 2902 2307 10 55.7 ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267 CEMENTIA 61/1112 STREET PIZZA 18/114 072905R 41/1273 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 HYBRIDS V 82/1255 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 071406C 24/1292 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 MY DRUGS 98/1179 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1167 1027 8 53.2 WASTELAND 18/468 6 SEA DOGS 1/1298 191 252 6 43.1 WASTELAND II 7/500 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 SEA DOGS 21/1307 DM OWNS YOU 82/1303 SEA DOGS 18/328 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 369 627 4 37.0 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 8 DEATH MOB 62/329 25 43 1 36.8 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 9 ARROGANCE 18/732 1022 1794 17 36.3 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 10-LEGION OF LE 62/1305 1 8 0 11.1 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 589): BALLAST of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 471): EDWARD O'HARE of MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 597): SPAGHETTI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 593): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 592): MOON CHILD of TEAM CHAOS ELITE (?, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 596): CUEBALL of HIGH ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 593): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 588): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 579): DINAH MIGHT of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 578): DJININSKI of SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 552): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 542): CONNIE PAKKIT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 242): NAKOR of DOG SOLDIERS II (?, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 529): MASUMI of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 478): ENDLESS WATCH of RAISING RYLYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 229): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 217): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 427): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 194): KATSUMOTO of SACRED REALM (Brewmaster, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 471): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 588): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 471): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 597): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 593): JHELUM JUVENILES (Hammer, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 592): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 596): HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 593): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 588): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 579): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 578): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 552): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 542): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 242): CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 529): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 478): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 229): FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 217): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 427): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 194): ANTIQUATED LEGACY (Brewmaster, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 471) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 2 NIANIA (turn 471): KORONEDUS of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 596): DRUNK DENNIS of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 592): MOON CHILD of TEAM CHAOS ELITE (?, mgr.) (turn 591): JERI LOUGH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 578): OAKLAND FU of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 578): DJININSKI of SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 241): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 228): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Warriors of Darkholm...hello. No one died, no one avoided, no one challenged. *yawn* So little to say, so much space to fill! NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (92-38-1,282) of WASTELAND fought COOLER (82-7277) (79- 72-1,322) of STYROFOAM. NEOSPHINCTER devastated COOLER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. So Neo hangs onto the Runeblade for another fortnight, along with the honor of Top Aimed Blow. GATEWAY (82-15631) (43-27-0,210) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (55-67-0,207) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. GATEWAY was luckily beaten by CRACK IS CHEAP in an exciting 8 minute bloody fray. And of course, Mr. Cheap remains our Overall Popularity Leader, a position which he will no doubt continue to hold until he's inducted to Primus. And Gateway was voted this turn's most popular. This was our second longest fight, only eight minutes, a happy thing for those members of the audience with short attention spans. Our longest fight: BRICKTOP (18-7955) (62-58-0,180) of WASTELAND fought MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1-7724) (28-22-0,102) of SEA DOGS. BRICKTOP viciously subdued MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in an unpopular 22 minute gruesome match. Bricktop was voted this turn's most resented warrior. For some reason the audience held it against her that Makeshift Anchor was grotesquely overmatched by her. Tsk tsk. Not her fault. And oddly, neither of these competitors is our top Total Parry. Top Total Parry: Super Bum! SUPER BUM (82-18411) (82-43-2,285) of FLAT BROKE fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (34-46-1,205) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. SUPER BUM narrowly defeated ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match. And now, let us enjoy a few comments by Zontani Sharp Eyes: 1) Would you believe that over half of the old women in DARKHOLM seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators? 2) What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his foe's mortality? (Well? Do YOU hone your years? Would you mind explaining how that's done?) 3) If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times already in DARKHOLM. (I think that was probably some of the old women in Darkholm, who thought they could fight better than Zontani.) I find the record of Work in Progress, our top Parry-Riposte, to be an interesting...work in progress. WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (39-133-2,195) of JUST BECAUSE fought HORTATOR (1-7791) (24-17-3,156) of SEA DOGS. WORK IN PROGRESS overcame HORTATOR in a 1 minute duel. If you keep winning, Mr. Progress, you're going to mess up the whole thing. You already have a gap of less than 100 fights between your wins and losses. Better change your strategy! DOC STEELE (18-6808) (81-121-1,190) of ARROGANCE fought MR. DUTCH CRUNCH (18- 9257) (36-12-0,167) of WASTELAND. DOC STEELE was overcome by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a popular 1 minute conflict. The two Doc Steeles are, of course, twin brothers. This one, Dr. Clyde Steele, doesn't seem to be doing well, although he is our top Parry- Lunger. DOC STEELE (18-6010) (91-169-6,196) of ARROGANCE fought COOKIE FOR THE SOUL (6- 6002) (42-33-0,186) of HOLE IN THE WALL. DOC STEELE slimly lost to COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a 2 minute competition. And this one, Dr. Elmer Steele, seems to be doing even worse (though it's a good thing he's made it to the Isle so anyone he kills will be back tomorrow). I have to get up and shovel snow tomorrow (yes, even spyreporters have to shovel snow). And then in the afternoon, Debby Tonte is going to start painting her fixer- upper and I plan to go over and jeer at her. So, see you in two weeks. Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 93 38 1 296 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SUPER BUM 82-18411 83 43 2 293 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG HAILSTORM 7-5698 54 25 1 270 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR HE HATE ME 18-7820 79 56 2 263 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 47 30 2 244 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG FEAR 82-10416 63 79 2 238 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG PTI 7-5412 91 35 0 233 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 38 11 2 232 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI ODDJOB 82-18436 27 25 1 227 VILLAINS (1300) DWES EG GOKU 7-5628 64 30 0 226 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR SCHYLER 6-4866 104 137 1 224 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 56 67 0 223 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG -RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331 26 11 0 218 WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164) DWES EG GOHAN 18-8449 58 45 1 217 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA YUENGLING 82-16265 47 33 1 215 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 73 49 0 212 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 65 50 0 212 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY EVIL ELMO 99-1222 67 32 4 210 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE ??RADAR?? 82-20310 34 47 1 208 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG COLON CONVOY 18-9115 39 23 0 206 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA -SMELLY TOES 82-17409 30 15 0 205 HYBRIDS V (1255) DWES EG COOLER 82-7277 79 73 1 204 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG HEAT 98-981 54 49 4 203 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL ONE A DAY 98-799 83 49 3 201 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GATEWAY 82-15631 43 28 0 198 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG TWIG 82-25226 54 37 0 197 POWER PLAY (1301) DWES EG COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 43 33 0 197 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 40 133 2 197 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 32 12 1 197 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF 2 62-2976 66 58 4 196 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 42 42 0 196 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS -CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 36 16 1 196 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS PLANKWALKER 18-8604 39 51 3 195 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 114 44 1 192 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE PUD 126 82-22024 67 36 0 191 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG DOC STEELE 18-6010 91 170 6 190 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA RED FUSION 6-5480 71 49 0 190 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 34 13 0 190 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA -MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972 20 9 2 189 ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG MANUTE BOL 5-4233 49 49 0 187 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257 37 12 0 185 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA PUTRID KOALA 62-96 34 25 2 184 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS BRICKTOP 18-7955 63 58 0 182 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DOC STEELE 18-6808 81 122 1 179 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 35 29 4 178 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 31 47 2 175 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 30 28 3 172 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 24 15 0 167 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG HORTATOR 1-7791 24 18 3 161 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MEN WORKING 38-4189 41 132 1 144 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 27 8 0 142 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT FRANKENBERRY 82--13733 15 5 0 137 DM OWNS YOU (1303) DWES EG ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 27 33 0 133 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 23 39 0 120 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 28 23 0 115 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167 14 5 1 92 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 21 13 1 91 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 21 6 1 80 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS PARROT KEEPER 21-6157 17 6 2 79 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET TEPID FELONY 98-1081 14 10 4 71 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 16 61 0 68 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR THAT GUY 97-2120 13 11 3 66 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE MIAMI MIA 7-4818 20 43 3 62 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR BEACH BETTY 7-5768 23 33 0 59 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR PRISONER 0118 82--31788 14 39 0 56 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308) DWES EG -BERCHTA 18-6774 15 7 2 54 THE DARK GODS (1306) TALCAMA PRISONER 0103 82--31803 17 48 0 51 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299) DWES EG '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Desiree -- Yeahyeahyeah, hold on, I know we did personals. They're around here somewhere. We just didn't, you know, send them in. We'll find 'em, honest. -- Aloha Alice Thank you, Alice. Chips Ahoy -- If they'd let me bring a glass of milk into the arena, it would all have been different. I am well aware how you crumble readily when confronted with milk! -- Aloha Alice Hortator -- Oh, it's you. I was rather hoping for some chocolate myself, but instead (sigh), I get a drum beating in my head. I probably shouldn't have had watered wine last night. Everyone knows that mixing drinks can be tricky. Wine by itself would have been safer. -- Laguna Lil Makeshift Anchor -- Huh, you knew all along that I wouldn't be able to shift that anchor, didn't you? -- Tallahasse Tina Frankberry -- Not NOW, the chiles are late! -- Miami Mia Parrot Keeper -- I should have known better than to let Lil mix my drinks. We ALL should have known better. Oh-fer, how depressing. (heavy sigh) Good fight. -- Beach Betty Desiree -- Yes, but it isn't ANIMAL grease, so it's better. -- Aloha Alice Animal grease? Drunken Fisherman -- I don't think your wife would like that. -- Beach Betty She doesn't like anything. But she doesn't need to know. -- The Fisherman 15 January 2008 Order of Lost Souls Where there is a beginning, there is an end. Where there is a whole, there is a part. Where there is light, there is dark. All these are found to be true and along with the most important, when something is lost it can always be found. Many a person has walked this land in one form or another. Some truly believe that here is there and there is here but who really knows? Among the peoples of this great land many have felt lost in time and in place. Some have gone as far as to be lost of soul.... Although most are thought to have been born into this world in a mortal way, no one can be sure. Life is something they have in a way but a torturous joke to them in all others. They live in a sense as they are here and now and having mind and knowledge. They are flesh and blood of one sort of another. They cast a shadow as all things living do. Blood courses through their veins. These beings have become wraiths drifting here and there, knowing that they truly belong nowhere. Searching for that one thing that they seem to be missing or the one thing in them that puts them beyond others. These people have become masters of many things as time seems to have no hold. For not even time can find those that are truly lost. Many of these beings have drifted toward the gladiatorial games. In the blood and chaos of the arenas something holds them like no other. It's the loss of something they have never had or something they had so long ago it seems to have never been. LIFE. A few of the more shall we say "human" of these beings have settled into many arenas around the land. The loss of life and the crazed emotions of the arenas giving them glimpses of things they longed for but seemed incapable of attaining. A number of these lost ones saw in each other something that might be able to help the other. They spent many a day traveling to and fro, for what is time to one who it doesn't touch. The more time they spent together the more they seemed to change. No one noticed the change in the others but each recognized it in himself. Years passed and the changes stopped. Each had been changed in different ways but all felt more whole. A discussion ensued between them. They came to a realization that in each other they had found parts of themselves that had been missing. Then came the next thought. If they could find more of like minded lost ones they might eventually find what they always wanted, their true selves. The group settled down to think things through. They finally came up with an idea they all could accept. They would form an organization that through their arenas through out the land they would seek out other lost ones. If they were of like mind they would be invited to join the group and seek that special something they all desired. This was how it began and how it still is. The Order of Lost Souls was formed and the search began. The original members numbered six. They were Baphomet, Blackstorm, Hammer, JGW, Reaper and Wretch. These members of the Order spread their gladiator stables through out the realm seeking others like them. Through blood and death they lived through others. One day hoping to live for themselves. For as they all know what is lost must eventually be found.... 28 January 2008 CALLING ALL THUGS, BRUTES, OGRES, QUARTER HALF WITS, SHALLOW HALBERD ENTHUSIASTS AND MAUL RATS: Since the Bashing style has often been maligned in the forums, it is time to give the style a little tough love with the following concept: An ALL-BASHER arena. The rules are simple--enter the arena as a rookie basher. That's it. RSI said I need to get 20 managers on board and I'm about half way there. If you are interested in taking part, PM me in the forums or email me: chase at accesspr.com and put D2 in the subject header. Chase a.k.a. SwineTiger 2 February 2008 ATTENTION EVERYONE -- In March I am going to do manager lists for all arenas. This is part of my ongoing and undoubtedly largely futile attempt to get my lists organized. If you think I might not know who you are or if you think I might and you'd rather I not share that information, let me know this month! You can e-mail me at Sue at solberg dash mathews dot com (replacing the at, dash and dot with appropriate characters. You can send a diplo to The Saint. You can put an ad in the newsletter. Semaphore doesn't work so well, nor does telepathy. -- The Saint, keeper of lists LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS NEOSPHINCTER devastated COOLER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. TWIG was vanquished by HE HATE ME in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven battle. PUD 126 was vanquished by ODDJOB in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. SUPER BUM narrowly defeated ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match. THE CUTICLE DANCE vanquished RED FUSION in a exciting 3 minute mismatched fight. FEAR slimly won victory over 2 in a 2 minute gruesome fight. 5 GOT PICKED viciously subdued LOCAL CONSTABLE in a action packed 3 minute duel. PTI overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 3 minute gory uneven duel. GOKU overpowered BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided melee. HAILSTORM overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. ONE A DAY was devastated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 4 minute one-sided battle. DOC STEELE was overcome by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a popular 1 minute conflict. GOHAN viciously subdued PLANKWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout. SMELL CAREFULLY was handily defeated by THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute bout. COLON CONVOY devastated LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 2 minute one-sided brawl. HEAT was savagely defeated by EVIL ELMO in a exciting 2 minute gory bout. DOC STEELE slimly lost to COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a 2 minute competition. PSYCHO GRANDMA! was bested by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute bout. TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. WORK IN PROGRESS overcame HORTATOR in a 1 minute duel. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS handily defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest. ETCHED IN STONE was overpowered by BLIND BEGGAR in a exciting 2 minute uneven fight. PUTRID KOALA was vanquished by SCHYLER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. MASOCHISTIC NEWT was vanquished by VISTA BLOWS in a 1 minute uneven bout. GATEWAY was luckily beaten by CRACK IS CHEAP in a exciting 8 minute bloody fray. YUENGLING vanquished MANUTE BOL in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout. GREASY NAPKINS vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fray. CHIPS AHOY savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute gory fight. A. MONK, P.I. was overpowered by DESIREE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BRICKTOP viciously subdued MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a unpopular 22 minute gruesome match. LAGUNA LIL was overpowered by MEN WORKING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle. FRANKENBERRY devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven bout. THAT GUY defeated BEACH BETTY in a exciting 3 minute match. TEPID FELONY handily defeated PRISONER 0103 in a popular 1 minute uneven match. PRISONER 0118 was beaten by TALLAHASSE TINA in a popular 1 minute duel. PARROT KEEPER overcame COCKY SPECTATOR in a 2 minute match. PRISONER ZC01 handily defeated INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute one-sided duel. MIAMI MIA was overpowered by HATCH BATTENER in a 1 minute uneven battle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 20 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 9 - 0 68 | |LUNGING ATTACK 13 AIMED BLOW 110 - 70 - 0 61 | |TOTAL PARRY 11 LUNGING ATTACK 83 - 53 - 0 61 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 19 - 0 49 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 14 - 0 48 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 45 - 61 - 1 42 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 27 - 1 31 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 12 - 0 25 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 14 - 0 18 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 15 - 0 12 | Turn 472 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 13 - 7 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 93 38 1 296 WASTELAND (468) TOTAL PARRY SUPER BUM 82-18411 83 43 2 293 FLAT BROKE (1184) LUNGING ATTACK HE HATE ME 18-7820 79 56 2 263 WASTELAND (468) WALL OF STEEL FEAR 82-10416 63 79 2 238 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) SLASHING ATTACK ODDJOB 82-18436 27 25 1 227 VILLAINS (1300) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 40 133 2 197 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE PLANKWALKER 18-8604 39 51 3 195 SEA DOGS (328) PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 81 122 1 179 ARROGANCE (732) STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 30 28 3 172 DEATH MOB (329) BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 24 18 3 161 SEA DOGS (1298) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was GATEWAY 82-15631. The ten other most popular fighters were ??RADAR?? 82-20310, PTI 7-5412, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, HE HATE ME 18-7820, GOHAN 18-8449, THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, SUPER BUM 82-18411, ONE A DAY 98-799, and EVIL ELMO 99-1222. The least popular fighter this week was BRICKTOP 18-7955. The other ten least popular fighters were MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732, PRISONER 0103 82--31803, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081, PUTRID KOALA 62-96, and HORTATOR 1-7791. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 2 0 TALCAMA(18) 7 4 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0 KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 3 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 8 7 0 BONSUR(7) 5 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0 DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 2 0 WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HORTATOR 1-7791 24 18 3 161 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 42 42 0 196 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS SCHYLER 6-4866 104 137 1 224 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HAILSTORM 7-5698 54 25 1 270 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 21 6 1 80 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 32 12 1 197 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 93 38 1 296 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA PARROT KEEPER 21-6157 17 6 2 79 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 27 8 0 142 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 40 133 2 197 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 38 11 2 232 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 65 50 0 212 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 114 44 1 192 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE 2 62-2976 66 58 4 196 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS SUPER BUM 82-18411 83 43 2 293 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 35 29 4 178 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE HEAT 98-981 54 49 4 203 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 67 32 4 210 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE