DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 02/16/2008 Duedate: 02/29/2008
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-473
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 VILLAINS 82/1300 1275 457 8 73.6 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
POWER PLAY 82/1301 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295
TWISTED SESAME 99/1289 3 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1921 1527 22 55.7
2 NUMBERS 62/937 2918 2321 10 55.7 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
CEMENTIA 61/1112 STREET PIZZA 18/114
072905R 41/1273 LOCAL BEER 82/1219
LOOK OUT! 16/1278 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
MY DRUGS 98/1179 4 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1168 1027 8 53.2
071406C 24/1292 5 SEA DOGS 1/1298 193 258 6 42.8
WASTELAND 18/468 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297
WASTELAND II 7/500 SEA DOGS 21/1307
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 SEA DOGS 18/328
DM OWNS YOU 82/1303 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 6 DEATH MOB 62/329 26 44 1 37.1
DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 370 631 4 37.0
HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 8 ARROGANCE 18/732 1024 1797 17 36.3
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 590): CHEESE WHIZ of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 472): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 598): SPAGHETTI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 594): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 593): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 597): CUEBALL of HIGH ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 594): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 589): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 580): DINAH MIGHT of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 579): BULLWINKLE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 553): IRON MAN of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 543): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 530): MASUMII of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 479): THE JONAH of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 230): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 218): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 428): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 472): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 590): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 472): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 598): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 594): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 593): KALTOS KRIMINALS (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 597): HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 594): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 589): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 580): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 579): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 553): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 543): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 530): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 479): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 230): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 218): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 428): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): TITANS III (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 472) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 590): CHEESE WHIZ of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 472): PITER DEVRIES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
(turn 471): KORONEDUS of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 592): MOON CHILD of TEAM CHAOS ELITE (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 597): CUEBALL of HIGH ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 578): OAKLAND FU of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 578): DJININSKI of SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 530): MASUMII of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 479): THE JONAH of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 228): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Warriors of Darkholm, Rain!
(I was going to say "Hail!" but that's not what it's doing.)
ODDJOB (82-18436) (27-25-1,227) of VILLAINS challenged DOC STEELE (18-6010) (91-
170-6,190) of ARROGANCE. ODDJOB devastated DOC STEELE in a action packed 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. This Doc Steele made the unpopularity list. I think it
might be because he doesn't floss. Oddjob is our Top Slasher. Congratulations!
EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (67-32-4,210) of TWISTED SESAME challenged PUTRID KOALA (62-
96) (34-25-2,184) of DEATH MOB. EVIL ELMO was savagely defeated by PUTRID KOALA in a
6 minute Challenge melee. I just mentioned this fight because it was... smelly.
TWIG (82-25226) (54-37-0,197) of POWER PLAY challenged RED FUSION (6-5480) (71-
49-0,190) of IT'S NEW!. TWIG vanquished RED FUSION in a popular 3 minute gory
mismatched Challenge brawl.
NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (93-38-1,296) of WASTELAND fought SCHYLER (6-4866) (104-
137-1,224) of THE LADY'S LIST. NEOSPHINCTER savagely defeated SCHYLER in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute Title competition. So the personality-free Mr. Sphincter gets to
hold the Runeblade for another two weeks. *sigh*
DOC STEELE (18-6808) (81-122-1,179) of ARROGANCE fought MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1-
7724) (28-23-0,115) of SEA DOGS. DOC STEELE viciously subdued MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a
action packed 5 minute gory bout. And this Doc Steele made the popularity list, in
addition to being our Top Parry-Lunger. Well done!
CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (56-67-0,223) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought FERD THE
TOWER (104-27) (120-15-8,280) of ARENA STAND-INS. CRACK IS CHEAP was overpowered by
FERD THE TOWER in a 3 minute one-sided struggle. Of course, Mr. Cheap remains our
Overall Popularity Leader, but only because Ferd the Tower isn't eligible.
Voted Most Popular this turn is Prisoner ZC01. THAT GUY (97-2120) (13-11-3,66)
of DIE, MOFO, DIE IV fought PRISONER ZC01 (13-4876) (21-6-1,80) of DUNGEON CELL ZC3.
THAT GUY unbelievably bested PRISONER ZC01 in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match. It
was a good fight and a very close one!
Our least popular warrior this turn is Prisoner 0103. PRISONER 0103 (82-33733)
(17-48-0,51) of DUNGEON CELL 21 fought MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (20-43-3,62) of BEACH
BABES. PRISONER 0103 was demolished by MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute uneven duel. No one
likes to see some guy fighting someone's mother.
No one challenged. No one died. No one avoided either. From these facts I
infer that a fatalistic passivity permeates our gladiatorial community, and perhaps
the village of Willow Beach as well.
Words of wisdom from Olaf Modeen:
1. There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the
fighters
to walk away, or not? (There's a time limit?)
2. Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here?
3. If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports.
I think it's time to wrap up this report and bid you all good night. Good
night!
Desiree (not my real name)
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 94 38 1 304 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAILSTORM 7-5698 55 25 1 276 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PTI 7-5412 92 35 0 246 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
-THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 47 30 2 244 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG
GOKU 7-5628 65 30 0 240 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
-FEAR 82-10416 63 79 2 238 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG
ODDJOB 82-18436 28 25 1 235 VILLAINS (1300) DWES EG
COOLER 82-7277 80 73 1 227 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
GOHAN 18-8449 59 45 1 223 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GATEWAY 82-15631 44 28 0 220 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
TWIG 82-25226 55 37 0 219 POWER PLAY (1301) DWES EG
PUTRID KOALA 62-96 35 25 2 218 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
??RADAR?? 82-20310 35 47 1 218 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
-YUENGLING 82-16265 47 33 1 215 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 33 12 1 213 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCHYLER 6-4866 104 138 1 210 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 73 50 0 210 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PUD 126 82-22024 68 36 0 210 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 56 68 0 210 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 35 13 0 206 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
HEAT 98-981 55 49 4 205 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 38 12 2 205 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
ONE A DAY 98-799 83 50 3 204 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
2 62-2976 67 58 4 203 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 41 133 2 201 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
SUPER BUM 82-18411 83 44 2 199 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257 38 12 0 196 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 115 44 1 194 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 43 34 0 194 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 67 33 4 193 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 65 51 0 193 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
PLANKWALKER 18-8604 39 52 3 193 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
HE HATE ME 18-7820 79 57 2 192 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
COLON CONVOY 18-9115 39 24 0 192 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 49 50 0 188 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 71 50 0 187 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
BRICKTOP 18-7955 63 59 0 185 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6010 91 171 6 184 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6808 82 122 1 181 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 36 29 4 180 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 31 48 2 180 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 30 29 3 180 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 42 43 0 174 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 25 15 0 171 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
HORTATOR 1-7791 24 19 3 160 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
FRANKENBERRY 82--13733 16 5 0 151 DM OWNS YOU (1303) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 27 9 0 136 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 27 34 0 135 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 23 40 0 135 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MEN WORKING 38-4189 41 133 1 133 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 28 24 0 127 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 22 13 1 94 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
-INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167 14 5 1 92 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THAT GUY 97-2120 14 11 3 89 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
PARROT KEEPER 21-6157 18 6 2 81 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET
TEPID FELONY 98-1081 15 10 4 81 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL
PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 21 7 1 72 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 21 43 3 69 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 16 62 0 60 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 23 34 0 59 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 14 40 0 56 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308) DWES EG
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 17 49 0 44 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Greasy Napkins -- Listen, you! I am about to do a load of laundry. Be there! --
Aloha Alice
Men Working -- You know, I never believed that. -- Laguna Lil
That Guy -- (fuming silently) -- Beach Betty
Prisoner 0118 -- I don't think they let you out to exercise enough. -- Tallahasse
Tina
Hatch Battener -- See that you do it right, too! We don't want it blowing loose in
the next storm. -- Miami Mia
Regarding Zontani's comments:
Yes, we would believe that over half the old women in Darkholm feel that they can
fight better than us. Why not? They're just retired, very experienced retired, old
gladiators, right? -- Aloha Alice
Some are local fishermen. Younger guys.
I personally have never honed a year and do not intend to start. -- Beach Betty
It's not a nice thing to do to a year, in my opinion.
The way that Zontani's "skills as a spy" prevented him from being attacked is: he
told the aforesaid would-be mugger a dirty little nugget to be used in a much more
profitable venture into blackmail. Mugging is a chancy business, after all, and
requires the practitioner to be out in all weathers. -- Miami Mia
Desiree -- Avocado. You know, greasy but with fiber. Cleans you out as it clogs you
up. -- Aloha Alice
I don't think it clogs you up.
Drunken Fisherman -- Wives ALWAYS know. -- Beach Betty
15 January 2008
Order of Lost Souls
Where there is a beginning, there is an end. Where there is a whole, there is a
part. Where there is light, there is dark. All these are found to be true and along
with the most important, when something is lost it can always be found.
Many a person has walked this land in one form or another. Some truly believe
that here is there and there is here but who really knows? Among the peoples of this
great land many have felt lost in time and in place. Some have gone as far as to be
lost of soul....
Although most are thought to have been born into this world in a mortal way, no
one can be sure. Life is something they have in a way but a torturous joke to them
in all others. They live in a sense as they are here and now and having mind and
knowledge. They are flesh and blood of one sort of another. They cast a shadow as
all things living do. Blood courses through their veins.
These beings have become wraiths drifting here and there, knowing that they
truly belong nowhere. Searching for that one thing that they seem to be missing or
the one thing in them that puts them beyond others. These people have become masters
of many things as time seems to have no hold. For not even time can find those that
are truly lost. Many of these beings have drifted toward the gladiatorial games. In
the blood and chaos of the arenas something holds them like no other. It's the loss
of something they have never had or something they had so long ago it seems to have
never been. LIFE.
A few of the more shall we say "human" of these beings have settled into many
arenas around the land. The loss of life and the crazed emotions of the arenas
giving them glimpses of things they longed for but seemed incapable of attaining.
A number of these lost ones saw in each other something that might be able to
help the other. They spent many a day traveling to and fro, for what is time to one
who it doesn't touch. The more time they spent together the more they seemed to
change. No one noticed the change in the others but each recognized it in himself.
Years passed and the changes stopped. Each had been changed in different ways but
all felt more whole. A discussion ensued between them. They came to a realization
that in each other they had found parts of themselves that had been missing. Then
came the next thought. If they could find more of like minded lost ones they might
eventually find what they always wanted, their true selves.
The group settled down to think things through. They finally came up with an
idea they all could accept. They would form an organization that through their
arenas through out the land they would seek out other lost ones. If they were of
like mind they would be invited to join the group and seek that special something
they all desired.
This was how it began and how it still is. The Order of Lost Souls was formed
and the search began. The original members numbered six. They were Baphomet,
Blackstorm, Hammer, JGW, Reaper and Wretch. These members of the Order spread their
gladiator stables through out the realm seeking others like them. Through blood and
death they lived through others. One day hoping to live for themselves. For as they
all know what is lost must eventually be found....
28 January 2008
CALLING ALL THUGS, BRUTES, OGRES, QUARTER HALF WITS, SHALLOW HALBERD ENTHUSIASTS AND
MAUL RATS: Since the Bashing style has often been maligned in the forums, it is time
to give the style a little tough love with the following concept: An ALL-BASHER
arena. The rules are simple--enter the arena as a rookie basher. That's it. RSI
said I need to get 20 managers on board and I'm about half way there. If you are
interested in taking part, PM me in the forums or email me: chase at accesspr.com
and put D2 in the subject header.
Chase a.k.a. SwineTiger
2 February 2008
ATTENTION EVERYONE -- In March I am going to do manager lists for all arenas. This
is part of my ongoing and undoubtedly largely futile attempt to get my lists
organized. If you think I might not know who you are or if you think I might and
you'd rather I not share that information, let me know this month! You can e-mail
me at Sue at solberg dash mathews dot com (replacing the at, dash and dot with
appropriate characters. You can send a diplo to The Saint. You can put an ad in
the newsletter. Semaphore doesn't work so well, nor does telepathy. -- The Saint,
keeper of lists
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ODDJOB devastated DOC STEELE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO was savagely defeated by PUTRID KOALA in a 6 minute Challenge melee.
TWIG vanquished RED FUSION in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
NEOSPHINCTER savagely defeated SCHYLER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title competition.
CRACK IS CHEAP was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
SUPER BUM was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 3 minute uneven melee.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was vanquished by GATEWAY in a 2 minute uneven fight.
PTI overpowered SHADOWMANE in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
TASTY HANGNAIL was subdued by FERD THE TOWER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
GOKU devastated BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
HAILSTORM overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
5 GOT PICKED was defeated by SOLACIA in a action packed 4 minute struggle.
GOHAN handily defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
HE HATE ME was overpowered by COOLER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRICKTOP was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
PLANKWALKER was bested by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a 2 minute contest.
HEAT beat SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
COLON CONVOY was overpowered by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fray.
VISTA BLOWS handily defeated SHADOWMANE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! demolished BLIND BEGGAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
WORK IN PROGRESS overpowered HORTATOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ETCHED IN STONE defeated MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a exciting 2 minute bout.
ONE A DAY was viciously subdued by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 3 minute bout.
2 overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL was beaten by ??RADAR?? in a 2 minute fight.
PUD 126 overpowered BLIND BEGGAR in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
MANUTE BOL was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG was overpowered by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
CHIPS AHOY overcame LAGUNA LIL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
GREASY NAPKINS vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
DOC STEELE viciously subdued MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
A. MONK, P.I. was demolished by ANGRY BOOKIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MEN WORKING was demolished by FRANKENBERRY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HATCH BATTENER overpowered BEACH BETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER 0118 was demolished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PRISONER 0103 was demolished by MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THAT GUY unbelievably bested PRISONER ZC01 in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
TEPID FELONY handily defeated TALLAHASSE TINA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PARROT KEEPER handily defeated COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 20 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 9 - 0 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 111 - 73 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 LUNGING ATTACK 78 - 54 - 0 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 12 - 0 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 19 - 0 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 46 - 60 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 27 - 1 27 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 11 - 0 27 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 14 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 15 - 0 17 |
Turn 473 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 7 4 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 10 - 10 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 94 38 1 304 WASTELAND (468)
LUNGING ATTACK PTI 7-5412 92 35 0 246 WASTELAND II (500)
SLASHING ATTACK ODDJOB 82-18436 28 25 1 235 VILLAINS (1300)
TOTAL PARRY PUTRID KOALA 62-96 35 25 2 218 DEATH MOB (329)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 35 47 1 218 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 41 133 2 201 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE PLANKWALKER 18-8604 39 52 3 193 SEA DOGS (328)
PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 82 122 1 181 ARROGANCE (732)
STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 30 29 3 180 DEATH MOB (329)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 24 19 3 160 SEA DOGS (1298)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was PRISONER ZC01 13-4876. The ten other most popular fighters were DOC
STEELE 18-6808, PUTRID KOALA 62-96, TWIG 82-25226, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889,
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, EVIL ELMO 99-1222, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, PTI 7-5412, HEAT 98-981,
and GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156.
The least popular fighter this week was PRISONER 0103 82--31803. The other ten least
popular fighters were BEACH BETTY 7-5768, MEN WORKING 38-4189, A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732,
COLON CONVOY 18-9115, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, PRISONER 0118 82--31788, ALOHA ALICE
7-4867, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, HORTATOR 1-7791, and DOC STEELE 18-6010.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 2 0 TALCAMA(18) 5 6 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 0 2 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 3 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 8 4 0
BONSUR(7) 4 5 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 24 19 3 160 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 49 50 0 188 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
SCHYLER 6-4866 104 138 1 210 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
HAILSTORM 7-5698 55 25 1 276 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 21 7 1 72 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 33 12 1 213 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 94 38 1 304 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
PARROT KEEPER 21-6157 18 6 2 81 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 27 9 0 136 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 41 133 2 201 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 38 12 2 205 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 65 51 0 193 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 115 44 1 194 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
PUTRID KOALA 62-96 35 25 2 218 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
ODDJOB 82-18436 28 25 1 235 VILLAINS (1300) DWES EG
CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 36 29 4 180 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE
HEAT 98-981 55 49 4 205 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 67 33 4 193 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE