DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 02/16/2008    Duedate: 02/29/2008

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-473

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 VILLAINS 82/1300     1275  457  8 73.6      NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    POWER PLAY 82/1301                          KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295               
    TWISTED SESAME 99/1289                    3 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1921 1527 22 55.7
  2 NUMBERS 62/937       2918 2321 10 55.7      REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286             
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            STREET PIZZA 18/114                   
    072905R 41/1273                             LOCAL BEER 82/1219                    
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                           4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236              
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258           
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                        ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254          
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                          4 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1168 1027  8 53.2
    071406C 24/1292                           5 SEA DOGS 1/1298       193  258  6 42.8
    WASTELAND 18/468                            DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297              
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          SEA DOGS 21/1307                      
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    DM OWNS YOU 82/1303                         DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299               
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308               
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                       6 DEATH MOB 62/329       26   44  1 37.1
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268                7 BEACH BABES 7/1058    370  631  4 37.0
    HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243                   8 ARROGANCE 18/732     1024 1797 17 36.3
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                         THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                      JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293             

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 590): CHEESE WHIZ of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 472): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 598): SPAGHETTI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 594): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 593): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 597): CUEBALL of HIGH ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 594): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 589): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 580): DINAH MIGHT of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 579): BULLWINKLE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 553): IRON MAN of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 543): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 530): MASUMII of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 479): THE JONAH of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 230): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 218): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 428): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 472): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 590): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 472): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 598): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 594): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 593): KALTOS KRIMINALS (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 597): HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 594): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 589): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 580): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 579): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 553): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 543): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 530): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 479): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 230): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 218): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 428): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): TITANS III (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 472) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 590): CHEESE WHIZ of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 472): PITER DEVRIES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
               (turn 471): KORONEDUS of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 592): MOON CHILD of TEAM CHAOS ELITE (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 597): CUEBALL of HIGH ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 578): OAKLAND FU of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 578): DJININSKI of SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 530): MASUMII of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 479): THE JONAH of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 228): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Warriors of Darkholm, Rain!

     (I was going to say "Hail!" but that's not what it's doing.)
     ODDJOB (82-18436) (27-25-1,227) of VILLAINS challenged DOC STEELE (18-6010) (91-
170-6,190) of ARROGANCE.  ODDJOB devastated DOC STEELE in a action packed 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.  This Doc Steele made the unpopularity list.  I think it
might be because he doesn't floss.  Oddjob is our Top Slasher.  Congratulations!
     EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (67-32-4,210) of TWISTED SESAME challenged PUTRID KOALA (62-
96) (34-25-2,184) of DEATH MOB.  EVIL ELMO was savagely defeated by PUTRID KOALA in a
6 minute Challenge melee.  I just mentioned this fight because it was... smelly.
     TWIG (82-25226) (54-37-0,197) of POWER PLAY challenged RED FUSION (6-5480) (71-
49-0,190) of IT'S NEW!.  TWIG vanquished RED FUSION in a popular 3 minute gory
mismatched Challenge brawl.
     NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (93-38-1,296) of WASTELAND fought SCHYLER (6-4866) (104-
137-1,224) of THE LADY'S LIST.  NEOSPHINCTER savagely defeated SCHYLER in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute Title competition.  So the personality-free Mr. Sphincter gets to
hold the Runeblade for another two weeks.  *sigh*
     DOC STEELE (18-6808) (81-122-1,179) of ARROGANCE fought MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1-
7724) (28-23-0,115) of SEA DOGS.  DOC STEELE viciously subdued MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a
action packed 5 minute gory bout.  And this Doc Steele made the popularity list, in
addition to being our Top Parry-Lunger.  Well done!
     CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (56-67-0,223) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought FERD THE
TOWER (104-27) (120-15-8,280) of ARENA STAND-INS.  CRACK IS CHEAP was overpowered by
FERD THE TOWER in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.  Of course, Mr. Cheap remains our
Overall Popularity Leader, but only because Ferd the Tower isn't eligible.
     Voted Most Popular this turn is Prisoner ZC01.  THAT GUY (97-2120) (13-11-3,66)
of DIE, MOFO, DIE IV fought PRISONER ZC01 (13-4876) (21-6-1,80) of DUNGEON CELL ZC3.
THAT GUY unbelievably bested PRISONER ZC01 in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.  It
was a good fight and a very close one!
     Our least popular warrior this turn is Prisoner 0103.  PRISONER 0103 (82-33733)
(17-48-0,51) of DUNGEON CELL 21 fought MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (20-43-3,62) of BEACH
BABES.  PRISONER 0103 was demolished by MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute uneven duel.  No one
likes to see some guy fighting someone's mother.
     No one challenged.  No one died.  No one avoided either.  From these facts I
infer that a fatalistic passivity permeates our gladiatorial community, and perhaps
the village of Willow Beach as well.
     Words of wisdom from Olaf Modeen:
     1.  There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the
fighters
to walk away, or not?  (There's a time limit?)
     2.  Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?
     3.  If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.
     I think it's time to wrap up this report and bid you all good night.  Good
night!

                                  Desiree (not my real name)

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        94  38  1  304  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            55  25  1  276  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PTI 7-5412                  92  35  0  246  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
-THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  47  30  2  244  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 GOKU 7-5628                 65  30  0  240  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
-FEAR 82-10416               63  79  2  238  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 ODDJOB 82-18436             28  25  1  235  VILLAINS (1300)            DWES EG
 COOLER 82-7277              80  73  1  227  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 GOHAN 18-8449               59  45  1  223  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 GATEWAY 82-15631            44  28  0  220  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 TWIG 82-25226               55  37  0  219  POWER PLAY (1301)          DWES EG
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          35  25  2  218  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          35  47  1  218  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
-YUENGLING 82-16265          47  33  1  215  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     33  12  1  213  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCHYLER 6-4866             104 138  1  210  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       73  50  0  210  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PUD 126 82-22024            68  36  0  210  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     56  68  0  210  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         35  13  0  206  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HEAT 98-981                 55  49  4  205  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        38  12  2  205  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 ONE A DAY 98-799            83  50  3  204  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 2 62-2976                   67  58  4  203  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    41 133  2  201  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          83  44  2  199  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    38  12  0  196  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    115  44  1  194  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  43  34  0  194  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           67  33  4  193  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  65  51  0  193  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         39  52  3  193  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          79  57  2  192  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        39  24  0  192  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           49  50  0  188  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           71  50  0  187  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            63  59  0  185  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          91 171  6  184  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          82 122  1  181  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          36  29  4  180  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     31  48  2  180  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    30  29  3  180  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   42  43  0  174  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     25  15  0  171  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 HORTATOR 1-7791             24  19  3  160  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 FRANKENBERRY 82--13733      16   5  0  151  DM OWNS YOU (1303)         DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       27   9  0  136  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          27  34  0  135  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           23  40  0  135  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         41 133  1  133  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724     28  24  0  127  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       22  13  1   94  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
-INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167  14   5  1   92  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THAT GUY 97-2120            14  11  3   89  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       18   6  2   81  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        15  10  4   81  KILLER WORDS F3 (1295)     SYVYN'S HILL
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       21   7  1   72  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            21  43  3   69  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      16  62  0   60  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          23  34  0   59  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     14  40  0   56  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308)     DWES EG
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     17  49  0   44  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299)     DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Greasy Napkins -- Listen, you!  I am about to do a load of laundry.  Be there! --
Aloha Alice

Men Working -- You know, I never believed that. -- Laguna Lil

That Guy -- (fuming silently) -- Beach Betty

Prisoner 0118 -- I don't think they let you out to exercise enough. -- Tallahasse
Tina

Hatch Battener -- See that you do it right, too!  We don't want it blowing loose in
the next storm. -- Miami Mia

Regarding Zontani's comments:

Yes, we would believe that over half the old women in Darkholm feel that they can
fight better than us.  Why not?  They're just retired, very experienced retired, old
gladiators, right? -- Aloha Alice

     Some are local fishermen.  Younger guys.

I personally have never honed a year and do not intend to start. -- Beach Betty

     It's not a nice thing to do to a year, in my opinion.

The way that Zontani's "skills as a spy" prevented him from being attacked is:  he
told the aforesaid would-be mugger a dirty little nugget to be used in a much more
profitable venture into blackmail.  Mugging is a chancy business, after all, and
requires the practitioner to be out in all weathers. -- Miami Mia

Desiree -- Avocado.  You know, greasy but with fiber.  Cleans you out as it clogs you
up. -- Aloha Alice

     I don't think it clogs you up.

Drunken Fisherman -- Wives ALWAYS know. -- Beach Betty

15 January 2008
                                 Order of Lost Souls

     Where there is a beginning, there is an end.  Where there is a whole, there is a
part.  Where there is light, there is dark.  All these are found to be true and along
with the most important, when something is lost it can always be found.
     Many a person has walked this land in one form or another.  Some truly believe
that here is there and there is here but who really knows?  Among the peoples of this
great land many have felt lost in time and in place.  Some have gone as far as to be
lost of soul....
     Although most are thought to have been born into this world in a mortal way, no
one can be sure.  Life is something they have in a way but a torturous joke to them
in all others.  They live in a sense as they are here and now and having mind and
knowledge.  They are flesh and blood of one sort of another.  They cast a shadow as
all things living do.  Blood courses through their veins.
     These beings have become wraiths drifting here and there, knowing that they
truly belong nowhere.  Searching for that one thing that they seem to be missing or
the one thing in them that puts them beyond others.  These people have become masters
of many things as time seems to have no hold.  For not even time can find those that
are truly lost.  Many of these beings have drifted toward the gladiatorial games.  In
the blood and chaos of the arenas something holds them like no other.  It's the loss
of something they have never had or something they had so long ago it seems to have
never been.  LIFE.
     A few of the more shall we say "human" of these beings have settled into many
arenas around the land.  The loss of life and the crazed emotions of the arenas
giving them glimpses of things they longed for but seemed incapable of attaining.
     A number of these lost ones saw in each other something that might be able to
help the other.  They spent many a day traveling to and fro, for what is time to one
who it doesn't touch.  The more time they spent together the more they seemed to
change.  No one noticed the change in the others but each recognized it in himself.
Years passed and the changes stopped.  Each had been changed in different ways but
all felt more whole.  A discussion ensued between them.  They came to a realization
that in each other they had found parts of themselves that had been missing.  Then
came the next thought.  If they could find more of like minded lost ones they might
eventually find what they always wanted, their true selves.
     The group settled down to think things through.  They finally came up with an
idea they all could accept.  They would form an organization that through their
arenas through out the land they would seek out other lost ones.  If they were of
like mind they would be invited to join the group and seek that special something
they all desired.
     This was how it began and how it still is.  The Order of Lost Souls was formed
and the search began.  The original members numbered six.  They were Baphomet,
Blackstorm, Hammer, JGW, Reaper and Wretch.  These members of the Order spread their
gladiator stables through out the realm seeking others like them.  Through blood and
death they lived through others.  One day hoping to live for themselves.  For as they
all know what is lost must eventually be found....

28 January 2008
CALLING ALL THUGS, BRUTES, OGRES, QUARTER HALF WITS, SHALLOW HALBERD ENTHUSIASTS AND
MAUL RATS:  Since the Bashing style has often been maligned in the forums, it is time
to give the style a little tough love with the following concept:  An ALL-BASHER
arena.  The rules are simple--enter the arena as a rookie basher.  That's it.  RSI
said I need to get 20 managers on board and I'm about half way there.  If you are
interested in taking part, PM me in the forums or email me:  chase at accesspr.com
and put D2 in the subject header.

Chase a.k.a. SwineTiger

2 February 2008
ATTENTION EVERYONE -- In March I am going to do manager lists for all arenas.  This
is part of my ongoing and undoubtedly largely futile attempt to get my lists
organized.  If you think I might not know who you are or if you think I might and
you'd rather I not share that information, let me know this month!  You can e-mail
me at Sue at solberg dash mathews dot com (replacing the at, dash and dot with
appropriate characters.  You can send a diplo to The Saint.  You can put an ad in
the newsletter.  Semaphore doesn't work so well, nor does telepathy. -- The Saint,
keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ODDJOB devastated DOC STEELE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO was savagely defeated by PUTRID KOALA in a 6 minute Challenge melee.
TWIG vanquished RED FUSION in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
NEOSPHINCTER savagely defeated SCHYLER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title competition.
CRACK IS CHEAP was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
SUPER BUM was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 3 minute uneven melee.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was vanquished by GATEWAY in a 2 minute uneven fight.
PTI overpowered SHADOWMANE in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
TASTY HANGNAIL was subdued by FERD THE TOWER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
GOKU devastated BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
HAILSTORM overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
5 GOT PICKED was defeated by SOLACIA in a action packed 4 minute struggle.
GOHAN handily defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
HE HATE ME was overpowered by COOLER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRICKTOP was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
PLANKWALKER was bested by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a 2 minute contest.
HEAT beat SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
COLON CONVOY was overpowered by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fray.
VISTA BLOWS handily defeated SHADOWMANE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! demolished BLIND BEGGAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
WORK IN PROGRESS overpowered HORTATOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ETCHED IN STONE defeated MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a exciting 2 minute bout.
ONE A DAY was viciously subdued by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 3 minute bout.
2 overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL was beaten by ??RADAR?? in a 2 minute fight.
PUD 126 overpowered BLIND BEGGAR in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
MANUTE BOL was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG was overpowered by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
CHIPS AHOY overcame LAGUNA LIL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
GREASY NAPKINS vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
DOC STEELE viciously subdued MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
A. MONK, P.I. was demolished by ANGRY BOOKIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MEN WORKING was demolished by FRANKENBERRY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HATCH BATTENER overpowered BEACH BETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER 0118 was demolished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PRISONER 0103 was demolished by MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THAT GUY unbelievably bested PRISONER ZC01 in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
TEPID FELONY handily defeated TALLAHASSE TINA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PARROT KEEPER handily defeated COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute mismatched melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      20         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -   9 -  0      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         AIMED BLOW       111 -  73 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         LUNGING ATTACK    78 -  54 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  19 -  0      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       46 -  60 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  27 -  1      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  11 -  0      27  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  14 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  15 -  0      17  |

Turn 473 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  7         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        10 - 10                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       94  38  1  304 WASTELAND (468)
LUNGING ATTACK   PTI 7-5412                 92  35  0  246 WASTELAND II (500)
SLASHING ATTACK  ODDJOB 82-18436            28  25  1  235 VILLAINS (1300)
TOTAL PARRY      PUTRID KOALA 62-96         35  25  2  218 DEATH MOB (329)
WALL OF STEEL    ??RADAR?? 82-20310         35  47  1  218 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   41 133  2  201 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        39  52  3  193 SEA DOGS (328)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         82 122  1  181 ARROGANCE (732)
STRIKING ATTACK  MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081   30  29  3  180 DEATH MOB (329)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            24  19  3  160 SEA DOGS (1298)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PRISONER ZC01 13-4876.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOC 
STEELE 18-6808, PUTRID KOALA 62-96, TWIG 82-25226, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, 
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, EVIL ELMO 99-1222, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, PTI 7-5412, HEAT 98-981, 
and GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156.

The least popular fighter this week was PRISONER 0103 82--31803.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BEACH BETTY 7-5768, MEN WORKING 38-4189, A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732, 
COLON CONVOY 18-9115, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, PRISONER 0118 82--31788, ALOHA ALICE 
7-4867, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, HORTATOR 1-7791, and DOC STEELE 18-6010.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  2 0  TALCAMA(18)          5  6 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  2 0  SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  3 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          8  4 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  5 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             24  19  3  160  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           49  50  0  188  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 SCHYLER 6-4866             104 138  1  210  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            55  25  1  276  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       21   7  1   72  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     33  12  1  213  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        94  38  1  304  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       18   6  2   81  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       27   9  0  136  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    41 133  2  201  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        38  12  2  205  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  65  51  0  193  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    115  44  1  194  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          35  25  2  218  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 ODDJOB 82-18436             28  25  1  235  VILLAINS (1300)            DWES EG
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          36  29  4  180  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 HEAT 98-981                 55  49  4  205  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           67  33  4  193  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE