DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 03/01/2008    Duedate: 03/14/2008

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-474

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 VILLAINS 82/1300     1278  457  8 73.7      NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    POWER PLAY 82/1301                          KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295               
    TWISTED SESAME 99/1289                    3 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1922 1530 22 55.7
  2 NUMBERS 62/937       2935 2334 10 55.7      REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286             
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            STREET PIZZA 18/114                   
    072905R 41/1273                             LOCAL BEER 82/1219                    
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                           4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236              
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258           
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254          
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                      4 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1168 1028  8 53.2
    071406C 24/1292                           5 SEA DOGS 1/1298       198  262  6 43.0
    WASTELAND 18/468                            SEA DOGS 21/1307                      
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297              
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    DM OWNS YOU 82/1303                         DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299               
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308               
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268                6 BEACH BABES 7/1058    371  635  4 36.9
    HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243                   7 ARROGANCE 18/732     1026 1800 17 36.3
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                         THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                      JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293                 8 DEATH MOB 62/329       26   46  1 36.1

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 591): BALLAST of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 473): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 599): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 595): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 594): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 598): GRUNT II of MEDAL OF HONOR B6 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 595): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 590): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 581): GREAT WHITE of BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 580): BULLWINKLE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 554): IRON MAN of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 544): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 531): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 480): SHROUD OF GLOOM of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 230): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 218): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 429): DARTH SCION of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 473): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 591): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 473): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 599): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 595): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 594): KALTOS KRIMINALS (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 598): HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 595): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 590): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 581): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 580): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 554): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 544): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 531): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 480): BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 230): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 218): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 429): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): TITANS III (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 473) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 591): BALLAST of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                            MISS TEAK of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                (turn 590): CHEESE WHIZ of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 472): PITER DEVRIES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 597): CUEBALL of HIGH ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 581): GREAT WHITE of BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 530): MASUMII of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 479): THE JONAH of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 228): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, warriors of the Federation!

     There were, as always, no avoids.  And as usual, no deaths.  Two challenges,
both of them made and won by Tournament Victors.
     *  TWIG (82-25226) (55-37-0,219) of POWER PLAY TV challenged WORK IN PROGRESS
(38-4193) (41-133-2,201) of JUST BECAUSE.  TWIG bested WORK IN PROGRESS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
     *  EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (67-33-4,193) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged BRICKTOP
(18-7955) (63-59-0,185) of WASTELAND.  EVIL ELMO viciously subdued BRICKTOP in an
action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.  Elmo is our top Wall of Steel warrior.
Well done!
     Our Keeper of the Ruenblade chose not to challenge, but still ably defended his
rank.  NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (94-38-1,304) of WASTELAND fought PUTRID KOALA (62-96)
(35-25-2,218) of DEATH MOB.  NEOSPHINCTER overpowered PUTRID KOALA in a 4 minute
mismatched Title duel.
     Mr. Cheap is still our Overall Popularity Leader, and no doubt shall remain so
until he is inducted to Primus.  *sigh*  I miss Hansel.  CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422)
(56-68-0,210) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought SCHYLER (6-4866) (104-138-1,210) of THE
LADY'S LIST.  CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by SCHYLER in a popular 3 minute
brutal fight.
     It's rare for someone to win "This Week's Favorite" if they get matched against
a stand-in, but Pud 126 achieved it.  PUD 126 (82-22024) (68-36-0,210) of PUDS AGAIN
6 fought LOCAL CONSTABLE (104-22) (0-0-0,181) of ARENA STAND-INS.  PUD 126 was beaten
by LOCAL CONSTABLE in an exciting 6 minute bloody fray.
     Oddly, the Constable was matched against someone else, had another six-minute
fight, and that warrior didn't even make the popularity list.  What gives?  RED
FUSION (6-5480) (71-50-0,187) of IT'S NEW! fought LOCAL CONSTABLE (104-22) (0-0-
0,181) of ARENA STAND-INS.  RED FUSION was viciously subdued by LOCAL CONSTABLE in an
action packed 6 minute bout.
     I'm sorry for Beach Betty.  It's not like this is her first turn here, but she
still was voted "Least Popular."  That happens sometimes if you lose very quickly and
don't look like you put up a fight.  But sometimes you get one-shotted by someone who
is just way too quick for you.  PRISONER ZC01 (13-4876) (21-7-1,72) of DUNGEON CELL
ZC3 fought BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (23-34-0,59) of BEACH BABES.  PRISONER ZC01
vanquished BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
     Alarond the Scribe says, "A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has
nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over."  What do you think?  *I* think
you'd have to be very brave or very stupid to carry a red shield.  It's like waving a
red flag in front of a bull.  But I suppose it depends on the circumstances.
     Ever have lazy days when you just take some time off from your obligations and
ambitions?  I just had one.  Therefore, tomorrow I shall be extra diligent.  That's
how it works.  So I have to go to bed now, so I'll be perky.  See you in two weeks!

Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        95  38  1  322  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            56  25  1  287  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PTI 7-5412                  93  35  0  260  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 ODDJOB 82-18436             29  25  1  257  VILLAINS (1300)            DWES EG
 GOHAN 18-8449               60  45  1  244  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
-THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  47  30  2  244  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     34  12  1  242  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
-FEAR 82-10416               63  79  2  238  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 TWIG 82-25226               56  37  0  225  POWER PLAY (1301)          DWES EG
 SCHYLER 6-4866             105 138  1  218  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
-YUENGLING 82-16265          47  33  1  215  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 2 62-2976                   68  58  4  214  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    38  13  0  210  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        39  12  2  209  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          80  57  2  207  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HEAT 98-981                 56  49  4  207  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          35  26  2  207  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 ONE A DAY 98-799            84  50  3  206  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 COOLER 82-7277              80  74  1  205  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 GOKU 7-5628                 65  31  0  204  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          84  44  2  201  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           68  33  4  201  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         40  52  3  201  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       36  34  3  201  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    41 134  2  200  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        40  24  0  200  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           50  50  0  197  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    116  44  1  196  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     56  69  0  196  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  44  34  0  196  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 GATEWAY 82-15631            44  29  0  195  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          91 172  6  193  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          35  48  1  193  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       73  51  0  192  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            63  60  0  192  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         35  14  0  191  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 PUD 126 82-22024            68  37  0  188  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 RED FUSION 6-5480           71  51  0  182  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     32  48  2  182  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    30  30  3  180  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 HORTATOR 1-7791             24  20  3  180  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          82 123  1  178  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          36  30  4  177  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  65  52  0  176  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     25  16  0  172  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   42  44  0  170  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 FRANKENBERRY 82--13733      16   6  0  159  DM OWNS YOU (1303)         DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       28   9  0  149  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         42 133  1  144  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          27  35  0  136  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724     28  25  0  124  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           23  41  0  124  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       23  13  1   99  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      17  62  0   88  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        16  10  4   86  KILLER WORDS F3 (1295)     SYVYN'S HILL
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     18  49  0   82  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299)     DWES EG
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       22   7  1   79  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            21  44  3   68  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       18   7  2   60  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          23  35  0   56  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
-MASUMII 42-4117             15  11  0   56  FLAGG'S FIVE (1108)        RODEKI
 THAT GUY 97-2120            14  12  3   56  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     14  41  0   54  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308)     DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Chips Ahoy -- Excellent idea...with milk.  I wanted to bring the cow, but the
stewards ruled against it.  Drat. -- Laguna Lil

Greasy Napkins -- I bet you'd burn beautifully. -- Aloha Alice

Hatch Battener -- I've heard about people like you who go around battening on others.
Nothing good, either! -- Beach Betty

Prisoner 0103 -- Ah, it's being kept in close confinement that does it, right?  You
just can't get enough exercise. -- Miami Mia

Tepid Felony -- Don't you ever feel the urge to do something...hot?  Passionate.
Amazing!  Tepid is for the Andorians. -- Tallahasse Tina

28 January 2008
CALLING ALL THUGS, BRUTES, OGRES, QUARTER HALF WITS, SHALLOW HALBERD ENTHUSIASTS AND
MAUL RATS:  Since the Bashing style has often been maligned in the forums, it is time
to give the style a little tough love with the following concept:  An ALL-BASHER
arena.  The rules are simple--enter the arena as a rookie basher.  That's it.  RSI
said I need to get 20 managers on board and I'm about half way there.  If you are
interested in taking part, PM me in the forums or email me:  chase at accesspr.com
and put D2 in the subject header.

Chase a.k.a. SwineTiger

2 February 2008
ATTENTION EVERYONE -- In March I am going to do manager lists for all arenas.  This
is part of my ongoing and undoubtedly largely futile attempt to get my lists
organized.  If you think I might not know who you are or if you think I might and
you'd rather I not share that information, let me know this month!  You can e-mail
me at Sue at solberg dash mathews dot com (replacing the at, dash and dot with
appropriate characters.  You can send a diplo to The Saint.  You can put an ad in
the newsletter.  Semaphore doesn't work so well, nor does telepathy. -- The Saint,
keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TWIG bested WORK IN PROGRESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO viciously subdued BRICKTOP in a action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.
NEOSPHINCTER overpowered PUTRID KOALA in a 4 minute mismatched Title duel.
??RADAR?? was overpowered by HE HATE ME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
ODDJOB vanquished VISTA BLOWS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
GATEWAY was devastated by GOHAN in a action packed 2 minute one-sided competition.
COOLER was vanquished by PTI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GOKU was defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
HAILSTORM overpowered SHADOWMANE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! demolished SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DOC STEELE was demolished by COLON CONVOY in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
DOC STEELE was viciously subdued by 5 GOT PICKED in a popular 3 minute conflict.
PLANKWALKER overpowered THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TASTY HANGNAIL was devastated by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was subdued by LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 1 minute bout.
ETCHED IN STONE luckily beat HORTATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
HEAT viciously subdued LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
2 vanquished GREASY NAPKINS in a action packed 3 minute gruesome one-sided match.
ONE A DAY slimly won victory over LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 3 minute contest.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL subdued LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 2 minute fight.
SUPER BUM won victory over MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a popular 3 minute match.
CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by SCHYLER in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
RED FUSION was viciously subdued by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a action packed 6 minute bout.
PUD 126 was beaten by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 6 minute bloody fray.
MANUTE BOL vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SUSHI SLINGER won victory over FRANKENBERRY in a popular 1 minute fray.
CHIPS AHOY was overpowered by BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SMELL CAREFULLY overpowered ALOHA ALICE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR was devastated by A. MONK, P.I. in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
LAGUNA LIL was demolished by MEN WORKING in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HATCH BATTENER handily defeated MIAMI MIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER 0118 was handily defeated by TEPID FELONY in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
PRISONER 0103 vanquished THAT GUY in a exciting 3 minute bloody mismatched bout.
PARROT KEEPER was vanquished by TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PRISONER ZC01 vanquished BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      20         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -   8 -  0      72  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         AIMED BLOW       117 -  71 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         LUNGING ATTACK    71 -  56 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  19 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         TOTAL PARRY       44 -  62 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  26 -  1      26  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  15 -  0      21  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  15 -  0      21  |

Turn 474 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  6         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        13 -  7     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  8         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       95  38  1  322 WASTELAND (468)
LUNGING ATTACK   PTI 7-5412                 93  35  0  260 WASTELAND II (500)
SLASHING ATTACK  ODDJOB 82-18436            29  25  1  257 VILLAINS (1300)
TOTAL PARRY      PUTRID KOALA 62-96         35  26  2  207 DEATH MOB (329)
WALL OF STEEL    EVIL ELMO 99-1222          68  33  4  201 TWISTED SESAME (1289)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        40  52  3  201 SEA DOGS (328)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   41 134  2  200 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
STRIKING ATTACK  MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081   30  30  3  180 DEATH MOB (329)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            24  20  3  180 SEA DOGS (1298)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         82 123  1  178 ARROGANCE (732)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PUD 126 82-22024.  The ten other most popular fighters were MASOCHISTIC 
NEWT 62-1081, EVIL ELMO 99-1222, SCHYLER 6-4866, PRISONER 0103 82--31803, 
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, DOC STEELE 18-6010, 2 62-2976, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, A. MONK, 
P.I. 24-4732, and COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002.

The least popular fighter this week was BEACH BETTY 7-5768.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MIAMI MIA 7-4818, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, CHIPS AHOY 97-1586, TASTY 
HANGNAIL 7-5463, MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257, COOLER 82-7277, PARROT KEEPER 21-6157, 
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, FRANKENBERRY 82--13733, and STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  2 0  SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          4  8 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  6 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  5 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             24  20  3  180  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           50  50  0  197  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 SCHYLER 6-4866             105 138  1  218  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            56  25  1  287  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       22   7  1   79  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     34  12  1  242  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        95  38  1  322  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       18   7  2   60  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       28   9  0  149  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    41 134  2  200  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        39  12  2  209  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  65  52  0  176  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    116  44  1  196  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   68  58  4  214  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 ODDJOB 82-18436             29  25  1  257  VILLAINS (1300)            DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       36  34  3  201  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          36  30  4  177  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 HEAT 98-981                 56  49  4  207  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           68  33  4  201  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE