DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 03/29/2008    Duedate: 04/11/2008

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-476

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 VILLAINS 82/1300     1283  458  8 73.7      JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                
    POWER PLAY 82/1301                          NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    TWISTED SESAME 99/1289                      DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293             
  2 NUMBERS 62/937       2966 2363 10 55.7    3 STREET PIZZA 18/114  1925 1535 22 55.6
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286             
    072905R 41/1273                             DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258           
    071406C 24/1292                             ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254          
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                        4 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1168 1030  8 53.1
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                         5 SEA DOGS 1/1298       212  270  6 44.0
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                        SEA DOGS 21/1307                      
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297              
    WASTELAND 18/468                            DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299               
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          SEA DOGS 36/1309                      
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    DM OWNS YOU 82/1303                         SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308               
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                       6 DEATH MOB 62/329       28   48  1 36.8
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268                7 BEACH BABES 7/1058    373  643  4 36.7
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                       8 ARROGANCE 18/732     1029 1807 17 36.3
    KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295                     THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243                     JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 593): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 475): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 601): SPAGHETTI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 597): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 596): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 600): GRIMSTAR of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 597): BARTEZ of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 592): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 583): LONGSHOT of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 582): MAST MONKEY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 556): PATHC of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 546): SHOGUN of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 244): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 533): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 482): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 231): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 219): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 431): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 475): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 593): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 475): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 601): PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 597): F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 596): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 600): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 597): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 592): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 583): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 582): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 556): MINDSOVERMATTER (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 546): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 244): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 533): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 482): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 231): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 219): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 431): FLAGG'S DEVASTATORS (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): TITANS III (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 475) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 592): FEYEVER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 596): ELINDE GOSS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 599): FORLORN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 597): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 583): LONGSHOT of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 582): VULGE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
                           CANNON FODDER of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
               (turn 581): ZIGGY WOLFSBANE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 555): PEG LEG of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 545): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 533): HOLLYMOOP of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 532): VIRTUOS VIXEN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 481): ENDLESS WATCH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 430): DARTH SCION of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Federation's own arena:

     No one died.
     No one avoided.
     There were only three challenges -- but they were TV challenges!  Woo hoo!
     TWIG (82-25226) (57-37-0,236) of POWER PLAY TV challenged WORK IN PROGRESS (38-
4193) (41-135-2,195) of JUST BECAUSE.  TWIG devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.
     EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (69-33-4,229) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged PUTRID KOALA
(62-96) (36-26-2,228) of DEATH MOB.  EVIL ELMO vanquished PUTRID KOALA in an exciting
3 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.  Elmo is our top Wall of Steel warrior.
     FRANKENBERRY (82-51803) (17-6-0,164) of DM OWNS YOU TV challenged DOC STEELE
(18-6808) (82-124-1,180) of ARROGANCE.  FRANKENBERRY was vanquished by DOC STEELE in
a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
     Once again, Neosphincter managed to accidentally defend his title.  Even though
he neither challenged nor avoided nor wrote a single word.  Tsk.  Won't someone end
his reign of apathy?  Please challenge Neo, but be careful -- he's an Aimed Blow.
NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (96-38-1,332) of WASTELAND fought PLANKWALKER (18-8604) (41-
52-3,214) of SEA DOGS.  NEOSPHINCTER defeated PLANKWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3
minute Title match.  *sigh*  All right, all right, it WAS a good fight.
     Here is a special tribute to the Beach Babes since they always write personal
ads.
     *  MEN WORKING (38-4189) (42-134-1,150) of JUST BECAUSE fought ALOHA ALICE (7-
4867) (27-36-0,135) of BEACH BABES.  MEN WORKING slimly lost to ALOHA ALICE in a
popular 3 minute bout.  This is a remarkable achievement!  Look at the difference in
experience -- and you know Alice's record isn't secretly buffed with tourney
experience either.  Well done!
     *  BALLAST (1-7727) (26-26-0,115) of SEA DOGS fought LAGUNA LIL (7-5681) (23-42-
0,125) of BEACH BABES.  BALLAST was viciously subdued by LAGUNA LIL in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.  Hmm.  Well, it wasn't really an upset, was it?  But
Lil can honestly say "Good fight."
     *  TEPID FELONY (98-1081) (17-10-4,94) of KILLER WORDS F3 fought MIAMI MIA (7-
4818) (21-45-3,65) of BEACH BABES.  TEPID FELONY handily defeated MIAMI MIA in a
popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  Mia made the Least Popular list, due to getting
one-shotted.
     *  PRISONER ZC01 (13-4876) (23-7-1,87) of DUNGEON CELL ZC3 fought BEACH BETTY
(7-5768) (23-36-0,45) of BEACH BABES.  PRISONER ZC01 overpowered BEACH BETTY in a 1
minute one-sided fight.  Betty heads the Least Popular list.  Sorry to see that.  It
was NOT a good fight.
     *  TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889) (17-63-0,84) of BEACH BABES fought MISS TEAK (1-
8015) (18-19-1,68) of SEA DOGS.  TALLAHASSE TINA was defeated by MISS TEAK in a 2
minute duel.  Even though Tina took more than one hit, she didn't look so hot out
there.  You know, some people are born to be gladiators and some... not so much.
     Hmm, I think that's all, my sweet things.  Good night, and may tomorrow bring
you passion and ferocity!

                         Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        97  38  1  340  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           70  33  4  247  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE
 TWIG 82-25226               58  37  0  245  POWER PLAY (1301)          DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       37  34  3  244  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          82  57  2  229  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          92 173  6  227  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          37  48  1  225  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       74  52  0  222  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PUD 126 82-22024            70  37  0  222  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 ODDJOB 82-18436             30  26  1  220  VILLAINS (1300)            DWES EG
 SCHYLER 6-4866             106 139  1  215  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          85  45  2  215  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           52  50  0  210  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         41  53  3  210  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        40  26  0  210  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     34  14  1  210  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    117  45  1  206  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   69  59  4  206  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    39  14  0  206  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 RED FUSION 6-5480           72  52  0  205  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          36  27  2  202  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 HORTATOR 1-7791             25  21  3  199  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        40  13  2  198  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 ONE A DAY 98-799            84  52  3  196  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    31  31  3  196  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          83 124  1  195  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     26  17  0  195  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     32  50  2  194  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         35  16  0  193  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            63  62  0  192  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            57  26  1  192  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 GATEWAY 82-15631            44  31  0  192  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 PTI 7-5412                  94  36  0  191  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 HEAT 98-981                 57  50  4  191  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    41 136  2  191  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     56  71  0  190  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 GOKU 7-5628                 66  32  0  189  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 GOHAN 18-8449               61  46  1  183  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          38  30  4  181  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  67  52  0  180  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 COOLER 82-7277              80  76  1  176  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  44  36  0  175  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   44  44  0  174  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       30   9  0  164  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 FRANKENBERRY 82--13733      17   7  0  159  DM OWNS YOU (1303)         DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          28  36  0  149  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         42 135  1  140  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           24  42  0  130  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724     28  27  0  128  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       24  14  1  122  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 BALLAST 1-7727              26  27  0  113  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        18  10  4   98  KILLER WORDS F3 (1295)     SYVYN'S HILL
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     20  49  0   92  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299)     DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       24   7  1   89  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 MISS TEAK 1-8015            19  19  1   82  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 PEG LEG 36-6196             16  12  0   81  SEA DOGS (1309)            JHANS
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      17  64  0   71  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       20   7  2   70  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     16  41  0   68  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308)     DWES EG
-VIRTUOS VIXEN 42-4092       18  12  1   67  FLAGG'S FIVE (1108)        RODEKI
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            21  46  3   64  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 THAT GUY 97-2120            14  14  3   52  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          23  37  0   50  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Frankenberry -- Good fight. -- Aloha Alice

A. Monk, P.I. -- Good fight. -- Laguna Lil

Hatch Battener -- Good fight. -- Tallahasse Tina

Prisoner 0118 -- Good fight. -- Beach Betty

Prisoner zc01 -- Good fight. -- Miami Mia

Sorry, Desiree, but it's been that kind of week. -- the Beach Babes

     I know how that goes.  I am surprised, though, that they were all good fights.
     Many fights are boring (the ones that last three seconds).  Many are
     excruciating to watch and I'm sure equally painful to experience.  You Babes
     were all lucky to get good fights last turn.  Hmm...I see you had a 2-3 turn
     this time around.  And Betty, Mia, and Tina (the three who lost) made the Least
     Popular list.  I think you all need more lip gloss. -- Desiree

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TWIG devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO vanquished PUTRID KOALA in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.
FRANKENBERRY was vanquished by DOC STEELE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
NEOSPHINCTER defeated PLANKWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title match.
2 was bested by DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
5 GOT PICKED was beaten by ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
HE HATE ME handily defeated GREASY NAPKINS in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
PTI was overpowered by SUSHI SLINGER in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.
GOKU was overpowered by DOC STEELE in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! was defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 1 minute match.
HEAT bested LAUGHING BARMAID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
TASTY HANGNAIL demolished SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BRICKTOP was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel.
ONE A DAY was viciously subdued by SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody bout.
COLON CONVOY was bested by FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH demolished LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
VISTA BLOWS was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
ETCHED IN STONE was viciously subdued by DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 5 minute bout.
SCHYLER savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a action packed 5 minute gruesome bout.
MASOCHISTIC NEWT was overcome by MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute contest.
COOLER was overpowered by HORTATOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
GATEWAY was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in a popular 9 minute gruesome match.
SUPER BUM overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a action packed 3 minute one-sided bout.
ODDJOB vanquished COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
PUD 126 viciously subdued DIRK CHOLERA in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG overpowered MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS demolished OLD SAILMAKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHIPS AHOY beat HATCH BATTENER in a exciting 1 minute fray.
A. MONK, P.I. devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOHAN demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
HAILSTORM overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
MEN WORKING slimly lost to ALOHA ALICE in a popular 3 minute bout.
BALLAST was viciously subdued by LAGUNA LIL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
TEPID FELONY handily defeated MIAMI MIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER 0103 demolished THAT GUY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven duel.
PRISONER 0118 savagely defeated INKEEPER'S SON in a action packed 5 minute conflict.
PEG LEG defeated BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 2 minute brutal brawl.
PARROT KEEPER handily defeated DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
PRISONER ZC01 overpowered BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TALLAHASSE TINA was defeated by MISS TEAK in a 2 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      20         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -   9 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         AIMED BLOW       118 -  76 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         LUNGING ATTACK    71 -  51 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  18 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         TOTAL PARRY       44 -  65 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  23 -  1      28  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  16 -  0      20  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  16 -  0      20  |

Turn 476 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  8         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        13 -  7     
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       97  38  1  340 WASTELAND (468)
WALL OF STEEL    EVIL ELMO 99-1222          70  33  4  247 TWISTED SESAME (1289)
SLASHING ATTACK  SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399      37  34  3  244 SEA DOGS (1241)
LUNGING ATTACK   HE HATE ME 18-7820         82  57  2  229 WASTELAND (468)
TOTAL PARRY      SUPER BUM 82-18411         85  45  2  215 FLAT BROKE (1184)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        41  53  3  210 SEA DOGS (328)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            25  21  3  199 SEA DOGS (1298)
STRIKING ATTACK  MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081   31  31  3  196 DEATH MOB (329)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         83 124  1  195 ARROGANCE (732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   41 136  2  191 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was GATEWAY 82-15631.  The ten other most popular fighters were SCHYLER 
6-4866, ONE A DAY 98-799, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, PUD 126 82-22024, NEOSPHINCTER 
18-7317, PRISONER 0118 82--31788, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399, MR. 
DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257, and RED FUSION 6-5480.

The least popular fighter this week was BEACH BETTY 7-5768.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, BALLAST 1-7727, 
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002, COOLER 82-7277, MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081, SMELL CAREFULLY 
18-8889, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, and PRISONER ZC01 13-4876.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  3 0  SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          7  5 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  5 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  5 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             25  21  3  199  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           52  50  0  210  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 SCHYLER 6-4866             106 139  1  215  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       74  52  0  222  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       24   7  1   89  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     34  14  1  210  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        97  38  1  340  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       20   7  2   70  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       30   9  0  164  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 PEG LEG 36-6196             16  12  0   81  SEA DOGS (1309)            JHANS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    41 136  2  191  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        40  13  2  198  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  67  52  0  180  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    117  45  1  206  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   69  59  4  206  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 TWIG 82-25226               58  37  0  245  POWER PLAY (1301)          DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       37  34  3  244  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          38  30  4  181  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            84  52  3  196  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           70  33  4  247  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE