DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 04/12/2008    Duedate: 04/25/2008

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-477

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 VILLAINS 82/1300     1285  459  8 73.7      DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293             
    TWISTED SESAME 99/1289                      NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    POWER PLAY 82/1301                        3 STREET PIZZA 18/114  1926 1538 22 55.6
  2 NUMBERS 62/937       2985 2374 10 55.7      REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286             
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258           
    071406C 24/1292                             ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254          
    072905R 41/1273                           4 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1169 1030  8 53.2
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                        5 SEA DOGS 4/1271       220  275  6 44.4
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                        SEA DOGS 21/1307                      
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                           DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297              
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            SEA DOGS 36/1309                      
    WASTELAND 18/468                            DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299               
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    DM OWNS YOU 82/1303                         DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308               
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            SEA DOGS 1/1298                       
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                      6 DEATH MOB 62/329       29   49  1 37.2
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268                7 BEACH BABES 7/1058    373  648  4 36.5
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                       8 ARROGANCE 18/732     1030 1811 17 36.3
    HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243                     THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                      JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 594): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 476): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 602): GNOCCHI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 598): FUZZ BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 597): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 601): DOMINO of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 598): VEGAS, BABY! Of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 593): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 584): MICHAEL JORDAN of CAROLINA BLUE (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 583): NEVERMOOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 557): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 547): SHOGUN of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 245): SHRUG of CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 534): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 483): VARGOI of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 232): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 220): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 432): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 196): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 476): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 594): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 476): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 602): PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 598): F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 597): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 601): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 598): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 593): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 584): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 583): DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 557): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 547): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 245): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 534): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 483): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 232): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 220): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 432): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 196): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 476) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 596): ELINDE GOSS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 597): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 583): LONGSHOT of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 582): VULGE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
                           CANNON FODDER of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
               (turn 581): ZIGGY WOLFSBANE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 533): HOLLYMOOP of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Friends and neighbors in Willow Beach,

     For a fight day, everyone seemed a little distracted.  No one died.  No one
avoided.  There were two TV challenges and no other challenges.  Out of thirty-nine
fights, fifteen involved stand-in warriors.  *sigh*  I suppose warriors were focused
more on the upcoming tourney.
     EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (70-33-4,247) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged PUTRID KOALA
(62-96) (36-27-2,202) of DEATH MOB.  EVIL ELMO viciously subdued PUTRID KOALA in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.  Evil is our top Wall of Steel warrior.  It
might be supposed that he did not expect to have his skill greatly tried by Putrid
Koala, but I believe the issue between them may have been personal.  Certainly, some
of the remarks Evil made during the fight were of a personal nature.  He seems to be
acquainted with the Koala's mother.
     TWIG (82-25226) (58-37-0,245) of POWER PLAY TV challenged WORK IN PROGRESS (38-
4193) (41-136-2,191) of JUST BECAUSE.  TWIG demolished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge melee.  Work in Progress, of course, is one of our leading
teachers of combat techniques here in Willow Beach.  It seems that Twig wished to
study under the master.  Work is our top Parry-Riposter.  I think that style needs
some of the intensive study that other styles have received, don't you?
     In our title fight, NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (97-38-1,340) of WASTELAND fought
??RADAR?? (82-20310) (37-48-1,225) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II.  NEOSPHINCTER overpowered
??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title duel.  The formidable Aimed
Blow reasserted his mastery over his style, and the arena as a whole... one could
wish that he would challenge in order to get himself a more interesting opponent.
Not that ??RADAR?? isn't interesting as a person, but on the sands and facing someone
like Neo...nah.
     Overall Popularity Leader:  Crack is Cheap.  Of course, it didn't hurt his
popularity to see him gracefully get beaten by the great Ferd the Tower.  CRACK IS
CHEAP (82-18422) (56-71-0,190) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought FERD THE TOWER (104-27)
(120-15-8,280) of ARENA STAND-INS.  CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by FERD THE
TOWER in an exciting 3 minute match.
     Nice to see an incorrigible scum go down, isn't it?  BRICKTOP (18-7955) (63-62-
0,192) of WASTELAND fought MASOCHISTIC NEWT (62-1081) (31-31-3,196) of DEATH MOB.
BRICKTOP was savagely defeated by MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a popular 7 minute bloody
match.  That's how the Newt was voted This Turn's Favorite.  He is also,
incidentally, our top Striker.
     Tallahassee Tina was voted Least Popular this turn, but I wouldn't hold it
against her.  She tripped at the start of the fight, ZCO1 put his blade to her
throat, and that was that.  His armor was highly polished and it glinted in her eyes.
I think gladiators should be allowed to wear sunglasses in the arena.  PRISONER ZC01
(13-4876) (24-7-1,89) of DUNGEON CELL ZC3 fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889) (17-64-
0,71) of BEACH BABES.  PRISONER ZC01 overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute uneven
competition.
     Finally, I do believe spring is here for real.  It has been a long, cold winter
and a drawn-out transition into a happier season.  What a relief to go out in
shirtsleeves at last!  I hope you're all enjoying the budding of the trees and the
unfolding of longer days.  May you have a delightful two weeks until we meet again!

                          Desiree (not my real name)

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        98  38  1  353  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       38  34  3  267  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           71  33  4  260  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE
 TWIG 82-25226               59  37  0  253  POWER PLAY (1301)          DWES EG
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          83  57  2  243  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       75  52  0  230  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PUD 126 82-22024            71  37  0  225  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 VAGABOND 4-6049             36  24  1  224  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           53  50  0  223  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          86  45  2  221  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 2 62-2976                   70  59  4  220  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 PTI 7-5412                  95  36  0  219  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    40  14  0  217  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    118  45  1  216  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     56  72  0  210  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         35  17  0  210  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 ODDJOB 82-18436             30  27  1  210  VILLAINS (1300)            DWES EG
 GOHAN 18-8449               62  46  1  208  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          36  28  2  208  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          84 124  1  206  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        40  14  2  206  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 ONE A DAY 98-799            85  52  3  205  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          37  49  1  205  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          92 174  6  204  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    32  31  3  204  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 GOKU 7-5628                 67  32  0  203  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            58  26  1  202  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 SCHYLER 6-4866             106 140  1  199  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        40  27  0  199  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HEAT 98-981                 57  51  4  197  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 PLANKWALKER 18-8604         41  54  3  197  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     27  17  0  197  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  68  52  0  194  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     34  15  1  193  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 RED FUSION 6-5480           72  53  0  192  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            63  63  0  191  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HORTATOR 1-7791             25  22  3  190  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    41 137  2  189  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          38  31  4  185  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 GATEWAY 82-15631            44  32  0  184  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     32  51  2  184  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  45  36  0  181  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COOLER 82-7277              81  76  1  178  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   44  45  0  178  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       31   9  0  166  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 FRANKENBERRY 82--13733      18   7  0  163  DM OWNS YOU (1303)         DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          28  37  0  148  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       25  14  1  142  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           24  43  0  140  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724     28  28  0  129  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 BALLAST 1-7727              26  28  0  125  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         42 136  1  124  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     17  41  0   97  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308)     DWES EG
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       25   7  1   95  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     21  49  0   94  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299)     DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PEG LEG 36-6196             17  12  0   83  SEA DOGS (1309)            JHANS
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       21   7  2   76  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        18  11  4   73  KILLER WORDS F3 (1295)     SYVYN'S HILL
 THAT GUY 97-2120            15  14  3   73  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      17  65  0   71  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
-VIRTUOS VIXEN 42-4092       18  12  1   67  FLAGG'S FIVE (1108)        RODEKI
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            21  47  3   66  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MISS TEAK 1-8015            19  20  1   65  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
-HOLLYMOOP 42-4429           17   6  0   57  COLOR ME SUAVE (1280)      RODEKI
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          23  38  0   49  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Men Working -- As if! -- Aloha Alice

Ballast -- What kind of name is that for a gladiator? -- Laguna Lil
P.S.  Or anybody else.

Tepid Felony -- Boring. -- Miami Mia

Prisoner Zc01 -- If you'd do that to the jailer when he brings your bread and water,
you could be out of there. -- Beach Betty

Miss Teak -- You going to let your manager get away with calling you a dog? --
Tallahasse Tina

Desiree -- You miss the point.  That was sarcasm. -- the Beach Babes

     Oh, yes.  So was my response.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EVIL ELMO viciously subdued PUTRID KOALA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
TWIG demolished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
NEOSPHINCTER overpowered ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
SUSHI SLINGER overpowered RED FUSION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
PUD 126 savagely defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
SCHYLER was viciously subdued by GOKU in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
ODDJOB lost to ETCHED IN STONE in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
SUPER BUM vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HE HATE ME overpowered BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
TASTY HANGNAIL savagely defeated DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
HAILSTORM demolished LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! was handily defeated by VAGABOND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DOC STEELE overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
HORTATOR was overpowered by MANUTE BOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PTI narrowly defeated DIRK CHOLERA in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
BRICKTOP was savagely defeated by MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a popular 7 minute bloody match.
GOHAN devastated GATEWAY in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
PLANKWALKER was demolished by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
COLON CONVOY was handily defeated by SOLACIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
VISTA BLOWS was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ONE A DAY overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 3 minute gory uneven fight.
5 GOT PICKED was narrowly defeated by SOLACIA in a exciting 3 minute gruesome melee.
2 handily defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
CHIPS AHOY was handily defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
GREASY NAPKINS defeated THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a action packed 1 minute duel.
CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 3 minute match.
HEAT was savagely defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
FRANKENBERRY handily defeated MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
COOLER savagely defeated BALLAST in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS devastated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
A. MONK, P.I. subdued LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute conflict.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL demolished ALOHA ALICE in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
MEN WORKING was overpowered by HATCH BATTENER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PRISONER 0103 won victory over MIAMI MIA in a popular 1 minute match.
TEPID FELONY was demolished by PRISONER 0118 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PEG LEG viciously subdued INKEEPER'S SON in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome match.
PARROT KEEPER handily defeated BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PRISONER ZC01 overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
THAT GUY savagely defeated MISS TEAK in a popular 5 minute brutal match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      20         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  11 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         AIMED BLOW       119 -  78 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         LUNGING ATTACK    72 -  51 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       43 -  68 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  22 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  16 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  16 -  0      20  |

Turn 477 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  8         5  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        14 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       98  38  1  353 WASTELAND (468)
SLASHING ATTACK  SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399      38  34  3  267 SEA DOGS (1241)
WALL OF STEEL    EVIL ELMO 99-1222          71  33  4  260 TWISTED SESAME (1289)
LUNGING ATTACK   HE HATE ME 18-7820         83  57  2  243 WASTELAND (468)
TOTAL PARRY      SUPER BUM 82-18411         86  45  2  221 FLAT BROKE (1184)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         84 124  1  206 ARROGANCE (732)
STRIKING ATTACK  MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081   32  31  3  204 DEATH MOB (329)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 18-8604        41  54  3  197 SEA DOGS (328)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            25  22  3  190 SEA DOGS (1298)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   41 137  2  189 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
ODDJOB 82-18436, MISS TEAK 1-8015, PUD 126 82-22024, PTI 7-5412, GOHAN 18-8449, 
PUTRID KOALA 62-96, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, EVIL ELMO 
99-1222, and SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399.

The least popular fighter this week was TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BEACH BETTY 7-5768, TEPID FELONY 98-1081, MEN WORKING 38-4189, 
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, ALOHA ALICE 
7-4867, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724, and COLON CONVOY 18-9115.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  4 0  TALCAMA(18)          5  6 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          8  4 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  5 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             25  22  3  190  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 VAGABOND 4-6049             36  24  1  224  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           53  50  0  223  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 SCHYLER 6-4866             106 140  1  199  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       75  52  0  230  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       25   7  1   95  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     34  15  1  193  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        98  38  1  353  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       21   7  2   76  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       31   9  0  166  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 PEG LEG 36-6196             17  12  0   83  SEA DOGS (1309)            JHANS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    41 137  2  189  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        40  14  2  206  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  68  52  0  194  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    118  45  1  216  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   70  59  4  220  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 TWIG 82-25226               59  37  0  253  POWER PLAY (1301)          DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       38  34  3  267  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          38  31  4  185  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            85  52  3  205  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           71  33  4  260  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE