DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 05/10/2008    Duedate: 05/23/2008

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-479

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 POWER PLAY 82/1301   1287  461  8 73.6    3 STREET PIZZA 18/114  1929 1544 22 55.5
    TWISTED SESAME 99/1289                      REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286             
  2 NUMBERS 62/937       3022 2396 10 55.8      DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258           
    072905R 41/1273                             ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254          
    071406C 24/1292                           4 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1170 1031  8 53.2
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                        5 SEA DOGS 4/1271       231  289  6 44.4
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            SEA DOGS 21/1307                      
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                           DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297              
    WASTELAND 18/468                            DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299               
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          SEA DOGS 36/1309                      
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308               
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         SEA DOGS 1/1298                       
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295                   6 KIDS GONE BAD 3/446    19   27  0 41.3
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268                7 DEATH MOB 62/329       32   50  1 39.0
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                       8 BEACH BABES 7/1058    376  655  4 36.5
    HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243                   9 ARROGANCE 18/732     1033 1816 17 36.3
    DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293                   JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                   10 FLAGG'S CHAMP 7/1311   58  118  1 33.0
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 596): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 479): KEY LIME of SWEETS (?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 604): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 600): LEONIDAS of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 599): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 603): DOMINO of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 601): ERASMUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 595): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 587): MIDNIGHT of WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 586): GRIFTER of BAD BEAT (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 560): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 550): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 246): SHRUG of CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 537): WINKY DINK of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 486): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 233): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 221): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 434): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 197): HOCKEY of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 478): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 596): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 479): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 604): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 600): REDLEGS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 599): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 603): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 601): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 595): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 587): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 586): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 560): MINDSOVERMATTER (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 550): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 246): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 537): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 486): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 233): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 221): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 534): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 197): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 478) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 595): SOUTLANCHOR of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 598): ORVERD QUILL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 603): DOMINO of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 600): DIGGER WASP of FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 595): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 584): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 585): GOLDENBEARD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 537): WINKY DINK of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

There you are!  Hello!

In our only TV challenge this turn -- indeed, our only challenge -- HORTATOR (1-7791)
(26-22-3,210) of SEA DOGS TV challenged SUPER BUM (82-18411) (86-46-2,210) of FLAT
BROKE.  HORTATOR was devastated by SUPER BUM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge
fight.  Wow... brave challenge.  Look at their records.  Hortator had to know he
would probably get his behind kicked.  But he still had to try for it.  Hope he
learned something.  And well done, both of you!

NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (99-38-1,385) of WASTELAND fought VAGABOND (4-6049) (36-24-
1,224) of SEA DOGS.  NEOSPHINCTER vanquished VAGABOND in an exciting 1 minute uneven
Title battle.  Of course, Neo is our top Aimed Blow warrior, which was bad news for
Vagabond.  Not to mention the mismatch in other ways.

We had one death.  HE HATE ME (18-7820) (83-58-2,198) of WASTELAND fought SOLACIA
(104-24) (68-32-0,225) of NOT OUR KIND.  HE HATE ME was dealt death by SOLACIA in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.  Unlike that softhearted fool in Talahya, I don't
reward our warriors for getting themselves killed.  Train harder so it won't happen
again!

Overall Popularity Leader:  Crack is Cheap, who will surely hold this title till he
leaves Darkholm.  CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (56-73-0,186) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW
fought DIRK CHOLERA (104-29) (80-50-4,250) of NOT OUR KIND.  CRACK IS CHEAP was
handily defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 3 minute uneven bout.  Frankly, I was quite
impressed that Mr. Cheap lasted into the third round.  Even a fake Dirk Cholera is
pretty dangerous.

Most popular warrior this turn:  Smell Carefully.  SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (32-52-
2,179) of STREET PIZZA fought BALLAST (1-7727) (26-29-0,128) of SEA DOGS.  SMELL
CAREFULLY was luckily beaten by BALLAST in an action packed 6 minute brutal bout.
What are the occasions in life when you smell carefully?  The first one would have to
be when you're checking food to find out if it's gone bad.  There are other
occasions, none of them really pleasant.  But my LEAST favorite would be when the cat
has done something on a shag rug.  And you have to crawl around on your hands and
knees with your nose next to the carpet to find the precise spot, so you can scrub
it.  What about you?  Have you got any "smell carefully" moments to share?

And the least popular:  A. Monk, P.I.  A. MONK, P.I. (24-4732) (32-9-0,170) of
071406C fought PRISONER ZC01 (13-4876) (26-7-1,120) of DUNGEON CELL ZC3.  A. MONK,
P.I. was overpowered by PRISONER ZC01 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  I suspect that
A. Monk is highly intelligent, in fact brilliant, since we know of his career solving
mysteries in addition to his fairly impressive arena career.  It's a good thing,
don't you think, that he has become a Lord Protector?  So he'll always be around in
case a murderer seems to be getting away with it?

In the notes he took for me this turn, Alarond commented in the margin that blood on
a purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  What's he getting at?  Anybody?
I suppose he's recommending that gladiators wear purple into the arena.  Although
actually, what doesn't show bloodstains is dark rusty brown.  Remember this, my
friends:  Blood on a rusty brown shirt does not change it from an ugly shirt.

I believe that's all we have time for.  See you in two weeks!  Or sooner, if you're
dropping in for brandy.

                             Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       100  38  1  402  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       39  34  3  284  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    120  45  1  248  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 PTI 7-5412                  97  36  0  245  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 2 62-2976                   72  59  4  244  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          94 174  6  232  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    34  31  3  230  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        42  14  2  229  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          87  46  2  222  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 GOKU 7-5628                 69  32  0  222  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          38  50  1  221  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            60  26  1  218  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  70  52  0  217  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       76  53  0  216  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 ONE A DAY 98-799            87  52  3  214  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          37  29  2  212  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOHAN 18-8449               63  47  1  210  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           54  51  0  210  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           72  34  4  207  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE
 VAGABOND 4-6049             36  25  1  206  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 TWIG 82-25226               60  38  0  205  POWER PLAY (1301)          DWES EG
-PLANKWALKER 18-8604         41  55  3  205  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          83  59  2  204  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HORTATOR 1-7791             26  23  3  200  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GATEWAY 82-15631            44  34  0  199  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 ANTAGONIST 3-2824           24  24  2  199  KIDS GONE BAD (446)        OSKSI
 HEAT 98-981                 58  52  4  198  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   45  46  0  198  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           73  54  0  196  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  46  37  0  195  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     28  18  0  195  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        40  29  0  191  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            64  64  0  190  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     35  16  1  190  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         35  19  0  190  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     56  74  0  189  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    41  15  0  185  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 COOLER 82-7277              82  77  1  182  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          38  33  4  182  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    42 138  2  180  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       27   7  1  167  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       26  15  1  164  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 BALLAST 1-7727              27  29  0  162  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     32  53  2  151  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       32  10  0  140  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724     28  30  0  137  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     18  42  0  137  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308)     DWES EG
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           24  45  0  136  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          29  38  0  120  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         42 138  1  103  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THAT GUY 97-2120            17  14  3   90  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 JOSH 18-9109                19   4  0   86  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          25  38  0   84  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MISS TEAK 1-8015            21  20  1   81  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        20  12  4   80  KILLER WORDS F3 (1295)     SYVYN'S HILL
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     22  50  0   76  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299)     DWES EG
-PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       21   8  2   73  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         19   5  1   68  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            21  49  3   60  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         14   5  2   60  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      17  67  0   58  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 PEG LEG 36-6196             17  14  0   55  SEA DOGS (1309)            JHANS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
HE HATE ME 18-7820        83  59  2 WASTELAND 468          SOLACIA                   479

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Hatch Battener -- I'll keep you in mind when I have hatches to batten. -- Laguna Lil

Prisoner 0118 -- It was probably some male chauvinist pig who put you in there,
right? -- Aloha Alice

Prisoner 0103 -- And you deserve it! -- Miami Mia

Peg Leg -- I've never fought a solitary leg before. Odd. -- Beach Betty

Miss Teak -- Ouch. I wish you were Miss Balsa instead. -- Tallahasse Tina

Desiree -- Well, one thing about taking a parrot to the beach, you can probably count
on it flying away. Works for me. -- Beach Betty

     Probably so, since they're not sea birds. -- Desiree

     Then why do sailors take them to sea? -- Temp Ed.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HORTATOR was devastated by SUPER BUM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NEOSPHINCTER vanquished VAGABOND in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
SUSHI SLINGER overpowered COLON CONVOY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
2 devastated SHADOWMANE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MASOCHISTIC NEWT devastated VISTA BLOWS in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
ETCHED IN STONE savagely defeated SOLACIA in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
MANUTE BOL was handily defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
5 GOT PICKED vanquished BLIND BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven duel.
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH was overpowered by ??RADAR?? in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
PTI overpowered GATEWAY in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
GOKU demolished LOCAL CONSTABLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
GOHAN was subdued by FERD THE TOWER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
HAILSTORM overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DOC STEELE vanquished PSYCHO GRANDMA! in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
EVIL ELMO won victory over THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a exciting 1 minute fray.
HE HATE ME was dealt death by SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
BRICKTOP was overpowered by PUTRID KOALA in a exciting 5 minute brutal one-sided bout.
TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HEAT was viciously subdued by BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL was savagely defeated by TWIG in a action packed 1 minute bout.
ONE A DAY handily defeated HATCH BATTENER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
RED FUSION was savagely defeated by BLIND BEGGAR in a action packed 4 minute fight.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS luckily beat ANTAGONIST in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
CHIPS AHOY was savagely defeated by GREASY NAPKINS in a exciting 3 minute melee.
CRACK IS CHEAP was handily defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 3 minute uneven bout.
COOLER vanquished MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
WORK IN PROGRESS viciously subdued PRISONER 0118 in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
A. MONK, P.I. was overpowered by PRISONER ZC01 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SMELL CAREFULLY was luckily beaten by BALLAST in a action packed 6 minute brutal bout.
MEN WORKING was bested by ALOHA ALICE in a 2 minute duel.
LAGUNA LIL was narrowly defeated by ANGRY BOOKIE in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
PRISONER 0103 was savagely defeated by JOSH in a exciting 2 minute gruesome struggle.
PEG LEG was overpowered by BEACH BETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
THAT GUY subdued MAST MONKEY in a popular 3 minute duel.
GOLDENBEARD savagely defeated MIAMI MIA in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
TALLAHASSE TINA was subdued by MISS TEAK in a action packed 1 minute competition.
TEPID FELONY overpowered DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      20         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         AIMED BLOW       120 -  80 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    72 -  55 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  15 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       46 -  69 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  15 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  15 -  0      21  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  24 -  1      20  |

Turn 479 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         9 - 11         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  7                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317      100  38  1  402 WASTELAND (468)
SLASHING ATTACK  SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399      39  34  3  284 SEA DOGS (1241)
TOTAL PARRY      ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112   120  45  1  248 CEMENTIA (1112)
LUNGING ATTACK   PTI 7-5412                 97  36  0  245 WASTELAND II (500)
STRIKING ATTACK  MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081   34  31  3  230 DEATH MOB (329)
WALL OF STEEL    ??RADAR?? 82-20310         38  50  1  221 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            26  23  3  200 SEA DOGS (1298)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   42 138  2  180 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE     MIAMI MIA 7-4818           21  49  3   60 BEACH BABES (1058)
PARRY-LUNGE      PEG LEG 36-6196            17  14  0   55 SEA DOGS (1309)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
PUTRID KOALA 62-96, MAST MONKEY 21-6158, ANTAGONIST 3-2824, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, 
JOSH 18-9109, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, GOKU 7-5628, 
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, and BALLAST 1-7727.

The least popular fighter this week was A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120, VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, COLON CONVOY 
18-9115, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, PEG LEG 36-6196, MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 
1-7724, RED FUSION 6-5480, GATEWAY 82-15631, and MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  3 0  TALCAMA(18)          3  7 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          5  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            6  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             26  23  3  200  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 ANTAGONIST 3-2824           24  24  2  199  KIDS GONE BAD (446)        OSKSI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VAGABOND 4-6049             36  25  1  206  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           54  51  0  210  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           73  54  0  196  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 PTI 7-5412                  97  36  0  245  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       27   7  1  167  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     35  16  1  190  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       100  38  1  402  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         19   5  1   68  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       32  10  0  140  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 PEG LEG 36-6196             17  14  0   55  SEA DOGS (1309)            JHANS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    42 138  2  180  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        42  14  2  229  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  70  52  0  217  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    120  45  1  248  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   72  59  4  244  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          87  46  2  222  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       39  34  3  284  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          38  33  4  182  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            87  52  3  214  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           72  34  4  207  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE