DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 06/07/2008 Duedate: 06/20/2008
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-481
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 POWER PLAY 82/1301 1288 464 8 73.5 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
TWISTED SESAME 99/1289 13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1310
2-RAINDANCE 51/1106 69 34 2 67.0 4 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1931 1552 22 55.4
3 NUMBERS 62/937 3064 2413 10 55.9 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
CEMENTIA 61/1112 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
071406C 24/1292 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1171 1032 8 53.2
072905R 41/1273 6 SEA DOGS 4/1271 247 299 6 45.2
LOOK OUT! 16/1278 SEA DOGS 21/1307
MY DRUGS 98/1179 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297
WASTELAND 18/468 SEA DOGS 36/1309
WASTELAND II 7/500 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299
DM OWNS YOU 82/1303 SEA DOGS 96/1241
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 SEA DOGS 1/1298
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308
KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295 7-KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 19 27 0 41.3
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 8 DEATH MOB 62/329 33 53 1 38.4
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 9 ARROGANCE 18/732 1035 1820 17 36.3
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268 10 BEACH BABES 7/1058 377 664 4 36.2
HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 11-FLAGG'S CHAMP 7/1311 58 118 1 33.0
JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 598): JETSAM of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 480): KEY LIME of SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 606): MARY JANE of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 602): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 601): CLANK of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 605): BREASTSTROKE of SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 602): PENSACOLITA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 597): DIO of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 588): SHEWISH CORSAIR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 587): GRIFTER of BAD BEAT (Osage, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 561): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 551): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 247): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 538): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 487): FEAR OF THE DARK of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 222): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 436): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 198): SLO-PITCH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 480): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 598): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 480): SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 606): BAD COMPANY (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 602): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 601): IMAGE (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 605): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 602): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 597): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 588): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 587): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 561): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 551): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 247): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 538): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 487): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 222): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 436): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 198): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 480) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 5 KALTOS (turn 601): CLANK of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 600): DIGGER WASP of FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 588): MIDNIGHT of WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
MICHAEL JORDAN of CAROLINA BLUE (Apex, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 538): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
(turn 537): WINKY DINK of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Warriors of the Federation,
Here in Willow Beach we're having a very soggy spring! So I hope your roof
doesn't leak and you're not waiting for a chance to get crops in the ground.
We had one TV challenge this turn, which was in fact our only challenge of any
kind. Guess who had the honor of being most challenged? HORTATOR (1-7791) (27-23-
3,208) of SEA DOGS TV challenged PUTRID KOALA (62-96) (37-30-2,192) of DEATH MOB.
HORTATOR was bested by PUTRID KOALA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
Hmm. Well, it was a down-challenge but to a more experienced opponent. Tough break
Hortator. I hope you learned something.
Of course, our top Aimed Blow and Keeper of the Runeblade is still Neosphincter.
NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (101-38-1,412) of WASTELAND fought TWIG (82-25226) (61-38-
0,213) of POWER PLAY. NEOSPHINCTER won victory over TWIG in an action packed 2
minute Title battle. Two minutes -- long enough, I hope, to pick up some fighting
tips from the master. How did that go, Twig?
CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (56-75-0,183) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought BALLAST (1-
7727) (27-30-0,164) of SEA DOGS. CRACK IS CHEAP savagely defeated BALLAST in a
tiresome 15 minute gruesome bout. Mr. Cheap is still our Overall Popularity leader,
and as it happens, Ballast was voted Least Popular this turn. Although Mr. Cheap was
on the unpopularity list too.
It's so unfair that the spectators like anybody who fights a Total Parry.
ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (121-45-1,256) of CEMENTIA fought DOC STEELE (18-6010) (95-
174-6,245) of ARROGANCE. ETCHED IN STONE defeated DOC STEELE in an exciting 5 minute
gruesome fight. And... Doc Steele is this turns most popular warrior. Of course he
is rather well liked in any case. Incidentally, he is currently the only Doc Steele
fighting here. That's something of a relief, isn't it?
There were twelve fights involving stand-ins. Isn't that strange? Since there
CERTAINLY were no avoids! So why couldn't the regular warriors be matched against
each other instead of the Commission employees?
Hmm, I don't have that much to say...do you want to see what Olaf Modeen thought
of the fights?
Much has changed in DARKHOLM since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. What's with MAST MONKEY?
He actually beat JUST BECAUSE's MEN WORKING, and walked away with 31 more points from
the fight. Laughs were big at SEA DOGS while they watched MAST MONKEY clobber MEN
WORKING. It lost 27 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.
TWIG was reminded on the sands why NEOSPHINCTER is Duelmaster. Wouldn't it be nice
to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of
convicted prisoners.
(No wait, I thought it was the Commission that did that, in the stand-in team.)
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... HORTATOR expects the
easy win by going 16 points down. PUTRID KOALA will find this a hard lesson!
HORTATOR left the match looking worse than when he went in, after PUTRID KOALA, with
a 37-30-2, walked all over him.
Warriors of DARKHOLM unite. You have only your games to lose! Many a warrior
has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
(Well, since you're already on the Isle, the fate you would meet in a hung over
stupor would be Lady Greywand's resurrection spell. Oh... that has its own major
hangover.)
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back to practicing. Are
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
(A wise policy. Thank you, Mr. Modeen, for your insights. Could we have a round of
applause please?)
...with best wishes for the coming fortnight,
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 102 38 1 432 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 41 34 3 324 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
2 62-2976 74 59 4 265 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 122 45 1 264 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
PTI 7-5412 99 36 0 264 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GOKU 7-5628 71 32 0 253 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
HAILSTORM 7-5698 62 26 1 253 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
ONE A DAY 98-799 89 52 3 251 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
GOHAN 18-8449 65 47 1 239 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
VAGABOND 4-6049 38 25 1 235 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM
RED FUSION 6-5480 75 54 0 220 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
HEAT 98-981 60 52 4 216 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
COLON CONVOY 18-9115 41 30 0 215 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257 43 15 0 214 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOC STEELE 18-6010 95 175 6 210 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
TWIG 82-25226 61 39 0 210 POWER PLAY (1301) DWES EG
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 37 16 1 208 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 37 19 0 207 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
SUPER BUM 82-18411 88 47 2 206 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 55 52 0 206 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
??RADAR?? 82-20310 38 52 1 206 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 77 54 0 205 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 27 16 1 205 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
PUTRID KOALA 62-96 38 30 2 204 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 72 36 4 203 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE
-CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 36 17 1 199 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS
-ANTAGONIST 3-2824 24 24 2 199 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 70 54 0 198 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 28 8 1 197 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 47 38 0 196 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL
HE HATE ME 18-7820 84 60 2 193 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
HORTATOR 1-7791 27 24 3 193 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 42 16 2 192 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 28 20 0 192 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
COOLER 82-7277 83 78 1 187 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 34 33 3 186 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 57 75 0 185 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
BRICKTOP 18-7955 64 66 0 182 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 46 47 0 182 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 38 34 4 180 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE
GATEWAY 82-15631 45 35 0 176 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 42 140 2 174 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 34 10 0 163 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT
BALLAST 1-7727 27 31 0 163 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
FRANKENBERRY 82--13733 21 8 0 159 DM OWNS YOU (1303) DWES EG
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 32 55 2 157 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 30 30 0 145 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 24 47 0 132 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 29 40 0 128 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MAST MONKEY 21-6158 16 5 2 122 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 18 44 0 119 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308) DWES EG
MEN WORKING 38-4189 43 139 1 104 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THAT GUY 97-2120 19 14 3 99 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
TEPID FELONY 98-1081 22 12 4 92 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MISS TEAK 1-8015 23 20 1 90 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 21 5 1 82 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET
-WINKY DINK 42-4407 21 16 0 79 COLOR ME SUAVE (1280) RODEKI
PEG LEG 36-6196 18 15 0 79 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS
JOSH 18-9109 20 5 0 78 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 26 39 0 76 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 22 52 0 63 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299) DWES EG
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 21 51 3 59 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 17 69 0 54 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797 12 4 0 48 13 YRS & COUNTING (1310) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Makeshift Anchor -- Good fight. -- Aloha Alice
Frankenberry -- Good fight. -- Laguna Lil
Peg Leg -- Good fight. -- Beach Betty
Goldenbeard -- Good fight. -- Tallahasse Tina
That Guy -- Good fight. -- Miami Mia
Desiree (not your real name) -- Good spy report. -- the Beach Babes
Beach Babes -- You really think so? -- Desiree (it is my real name today)
31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on. It has been a while since the last
get together (several years). It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also. We just have to do it. All alliances are welcome. Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together. I'll even buy the first round. So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HORTATOR was bested by PUTRID KOALA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
NEOSPHINCTER won victory over TWIG in a action packed 2 minute Title battle.
HEAT savagely defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 3 minute bloody fight.
ONE A DAY bested HATCH BATTENER in a 2 minute fight.
SUSHI SLINGER overpowered 5 GOT PICKED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
VAGABOND overpowered HE HATE ME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RED FUSION unbelievably bested SHADOWMANE in a action packed 6 minute gruesome fight.
SUPER BUM was viciously subdued by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 5 minute gory duel.
2 slimly won victory over BLIND BEGGAR in a 2 minute duel.
ETCHED IN STONE defeated DOC STEELE in a exciting 5 minute gruesome fight.
PTI overpowered ??RADAR?? in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOKU devastated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 3 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
HAILSTORM devastated SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
GOHAN savagely defeated EVIL ELMO in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
BRICKTOP was viciously subdued by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! devastated SHADOWMANE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
COLON CONVOY demolished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH overpowered GREASY NAPKINS in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
VISTA BLOWS overpowered COOLER in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was devastated by SOLACIA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MASOCHISTIC NEWT was overpowered by MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CRACK IS CHEAP savagely defeated BALLAST in a tiresome 15 minute gruesome bout.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG was overpowered by PRISONER ZC01 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FRANKENBERRY overpowered OLD SAILMAKER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GATEWAY handily defeated PRISONER 0118 in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
A. MONK, P.I. vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LAGUNA LIL was luckily beaten by MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a popular 5 minute match.
MEN WORKING was overpowered by MAST MONKEY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THAT GUY narrowly defeated PEG LEG in a exciting 6 minute bloody fray.
PRISONER 0103 was viciously subdued by BEACH BETTY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH was demolished by JOSH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TEPID FELONY handily defeated COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOLDENBEARD demolished TALLAHASSE TINA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MIAMI MIA was overpowered by MISS TEAK in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 22 AIMED BLOW 128 - 77 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 LUNGING ATTACK 74 - 52 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 12 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 17 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 48 - 68 - 0 41 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 23 - 0 23 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 14 - 0 18 |
Turn 481 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 4 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 15 - 7 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 102 38 1 432 WASTELAND (468)
SLASHING ATTACK SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 41 34 3 324 SEA DOGS (1241)
TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 122 45 1 264 CEMENTIA (1112)
LUNGING ATTACK PTI 7-5412 99 36 0 264 WASTELAND II (500)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 38 52 1 206 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
STRIKING ATTACK HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 27 16 1 205 SEA DOGS (1298)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 27 24 3 193 SEA DOGS (1298)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 42 140 2 174 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-LUNGE PEG LEG 36-6196 18 15 0 79 SEA DOGS (1309)
PARRY-STRIKE MIAMI MIA 7-4818 21 51 3 59 BEACH BABES (1058)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was DOC STEELE 18-6010. The ten other most popular fighters were LAGUNA
LIL 7-5681, HEAT 98-981, GOHAN 18-8449, GOKU 7-5628, PEG LEG 36-6196, ETCHED IN STONE
61-3112, MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257, SUPER BUM 82-18411, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, and
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317.
The least popular fighter this week was BALLAST 1-7727. The other ten least popular
fighters were TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797, MEN WORKING
38-4189, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, PRISONER 0118 82--31788, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, SMELL
CAREFULLY 18-8889, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, and THE IMPECCABLE PIG
5-3818.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 3 0 TALCAMA(18) 6 4 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 2 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 8 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 0 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 5 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 3 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 27 16 1 205 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
VAGABOND 4-6049 38 25 1 235 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 55 52 0 206 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RED FUSION 6-5480 75 54 0 220 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
PTI 7-5412 99 36 0 264 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 28 8 1 197 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 37 16 1 208 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 102 38 1 432 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MAST MONKEY 21-6158 16 5 2 122 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 34 10 0 163 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT
PEG LEG 36-6196 18 15 0 79 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 42 140 2 174 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 42 16 2 192 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 70 54 0 198 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 122 45 1 264 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
2 62-2976 74 59 4 265 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
TWIG 82-25226 61 39 0 210 POWER PLAY (1301) DWES EG
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 41 34 3 324 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
THAT GUY 97-2120 19 14 3 99 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
ONE A DAY 98-799 89 52 3 251 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 72 36 4 203 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN MINNEAPOLIS!
Our summer FTF will be held in Minneapolis, Minnesota, July 18-20, 2008. It will be
held at the Holiday Inn Select Minneapolis/St. Paul in Blomington, MN, just down the
street from the Mall of America, at 3 Appletree Square (952-854-9000). Rooms are only
$105.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy. There is a free 24-hour shuttle from the airport
and free shuttle service to the mall; free parking, free high-speed wireless internet
in all guestrooms. There is a large fitness center, jacuzzi, and indoor pool. The
rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block. There are tons of
restaurants nearby at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the hotel.
Hotel info: www.himspairport.com
Mall of America: www.mallofamerica.com
The tournament information sheet will be out imminently. We hope you're all looking
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!