DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 07/05/2008    Duedate: 07/18/2008

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-483

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 POWER PLAY 82/1301   1291  465  8 73.5      JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                
    TWISTED SESAME 99/1289                      NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
  2 RAINDANCE 51/1106      71   34  2 67.6    4 STREET PIZZA 18/114  1933 1558 22 55.4
  3 NUMBERS 62/937       3100 2435 10 56.0      REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286             
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258           
    071406C 24/1292                             ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254          
    072905R 41/1273                           5 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1173 1032  8 53.2
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                          6 SEA DOGS 4/1271       262  313  6 45.6
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          SEA DOGS 21/1307                      
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                           DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297              
    13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1310                   SEA DOGS 36/1309                      
    WASTELAND 18/468                            SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          SEA DOGS 1/1298                       
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299               
    DM OWNS YOU 82/1303                         SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308               
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                       7 DEATH MOB 62/329       35   55  1 38.9
    KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295                   8 ARROGANCE 18/732     1036 1825 17 36.2
    DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293                   JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                       9 BEACH BABES 7/1058    379  672  4 36.1
    HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 600): WAIF of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 482): DOLOVOR of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 608): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 604): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 603): APPRENTICE of WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 067): BULLSEYE of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 604): OLIANDER of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 599): N.I.B. of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 590): BOTHACH of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 589): NEVERMOOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 563): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 553): MATTEO of BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 248): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 540): CHRISTELLINA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 489): VOICES IN MY HEAD of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 235): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 223): IMMACULATECONCEPTION of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 438): IED of EOD (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 199): SLO-PITCH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 482): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 600): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 482): SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 608): GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 604): REDLEGS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 603): IMAGE (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 607): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 604): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 599): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 590): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 589): DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 563): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 553): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 248): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 440): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 489): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 235): RAPTORZ (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 223): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 438): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 199): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 482) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 603): APPRENTICE of WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
                           BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 589): SHEWISH CORSAIR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 589): NEVERMOOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
               (turn 588): GRIFTER of BAD BEAT (Osage, mgr.)
                           RUDE BUDDHA of MINISTRY OF SKA (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 563): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 553): MATTEO of BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 538): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 489): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 438): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Warriors of the Federation!  (and warriors not of the Federation):

There were four challenges, one of which was the title fight:  SUSHI SLINGER (96-
1399) (42-34-3,348) of SEA DOGS challenged NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (103-38-1,447) of
WASTELAND.  SUSHI SLINGER was bested by NEOSPHINCTER in a 1 minute Challenge Title
fight.  That was a brave challenge, Sushi Slinger, although your chances of defeating
the devastatingly capable aimed blow were pretty slim.

Only one warrior avoided:  The intelligent and forethoughtful Chief Stormcloud,
surely a wise leader of his people.  It was Wasteland that he avoided, which seems
like a sound policy if you ask me.  CHIEF STORMCLOUD (51-4306) (37-17-1,217) of
RAINDANCE challenged TASTY HANGNAIL (7-5463) (78-54-0,213) of WASTELAND II.  CHIEF
STORMCLOUD defeated TASTY HANGNAIL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge duel.  Well
done, Chief!

No one was killed this turn.  I have come to think that is probably a good thing.
Maybe it means our warriors have gotten canny enough to avoid dying, eh?  While still
fighting with their full ferocity and dedication.  I hope that's what it means.

There were twelve fights involving stand-ins.  I still think that's strange.  Oh, I
suppose it's because it's a small arena and some Commission bureaucrat thinks you
might prefer to be matched up to a stand-in rather than fighting the same few regular
warriors again and again and again.  What do you think?  Let me hear from you, if
this matters to you.

Same as last turn, Miami Mia was voted the arena's least popular warrior.  SHEWISH
CORSAIR (18-9237) (18-8-1,83) of SEA DOGS fought MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (21-52-3,59) of
BEACH BABES.  SHEWISH CORSAIR overpowered MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute one-sided
competition.  All right, some of us are not natural warriors.  There are some
warriors here who probably should retire -- and would be tremendously grateful to be
allowed to do so.  But I think this sort of vote is... well... mean.

What about Mr. Cheap?  Turn after turn, he keeps getting voted the Overall Popularity
Leader.  And so his manager makes him keep fighting.  Do you think he really wants
to?  CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (57-76-0,188) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought LAUGHING
BARMAID (104-9) (0-0-0,170) of ARENA STAND-INS.  CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat LAUGHING
BARMAID in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.  Do you think he wanted to hack up a
pretty girl?  Do you think he wanted to keep getting hit on the same spot on the same
arm where he's been hit four fights in a row?  I doubt it.  You get healed, sure, but
that stuff really hurts.  And some spots stay sore.  I suspect that Mr. Cheap would
LOVE to retire.  But because the spectators love him -- because the Commission gives
his manager a reward for that -- the poor guy has to keep going out on the sands,
fortnight after fortnight, getting whacked on the arm and beating up girls.

Oh-ho!  Somebody went for the easy win and got their bottom handed to them.  EVIL
ELMO (99-1222) (73-36-4,217) of TWISTED SESAME challenged PUTRID KOALA (62-96) (39-
30-2,223) of DEATH MOB.  EVIL ELMO was viciously subdued by PUTRID KOALA in a popular
7 minute Challenge fight.  That's why Putrid Koala was voted this week's favorite.
Sure he's a competent warrior, but nobody noticed him very much before.  But after
beating Evil Elmo, he's getting a lot more respect!

I suppose that's all that needs to be said.  I'm sure that if you wanted me to report
on other things -- say, alliances -- you'd say so, and you'd be giving me information
about your alliances.  Right?

                                            Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       104  38  1  457  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            64  26  1  288  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 ONE A DAY 98-799            91  52  3  259  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 GOHAN 18-8449               67  47  1  258  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 COOLER 82-7277              85  78  1  256  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          40  30  2  250  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257    45  15  0  249  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306    38  17  1  237  RAINDANCE (1106)           TRICORUS
 HEAT 98-981                 62  52  4  236  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 TWIG 82-25226               63  39  0  226  POWER PLAY (1301)          DWES EG
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       29   9  1  226  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 VAGABOND 4-6049             39  26  1  221  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    123  46  1  212  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 GOKU 7-5628                 72  33  0  212  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        42  31  0  212  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       42  35  3  210  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     38  17  1  210  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  49  38  0  209  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        43  17  2  208  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  72  54  0  207  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   47  48  0  204  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          38  54  1  204  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       78  55  0  203  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           73  37  4  201  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          88  49  2  197  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          85  61  2  195  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 RED FUSION 6-5480           76  55  0  195  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 PTI 7-5412                 100  37  0  193  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          96 176  6  193  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 GATEWAY 82-15631            46  36  0  193  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     58  76  0  190  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     28  22  0  190  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           56  53  0  187  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       27  18  1  184  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    34  35  3  183  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 HORTATOR 1-7791             28  25  3  181  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 2 62-2976                   74  61  4  180  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 BALLAST 1-7727              28  32  0  180  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 FRANKENBERRY 82--13733      23   8  0  180  DM OWNS YOU (1303)         DWES EG
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           25  48  0  179  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         37  21  0  171  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724     31  31  0  161  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     33  56  2  159  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    42 142  2  156  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER 0118 82--31788     19  45  0  149  DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308)     DWES EG
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       35  11  0  139  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            64  68  0  135  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          29  42  0  129  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         17   6  2  129  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 THAT GUY 97-2120            21  14  3  114  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         43 141  1  106  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        23  13  4  105  KILLER WORDS F3 (1295)     SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MISS TEAK 1-8015            24  21  1   96  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          27  40  0   92  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDENBEARD 21-6202         23   5  1   89  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 SHEWISH CORSAIR 18-9237     19   8  1   87  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
-JOSH 18-9109                20   5  0   78  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 PARROT KEEPER 21-6157       22   8  2   75  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 PEG LEG 36-6196             19  16  0   68  SEA DOGS (1309)            JHANS
 LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797  14   4  0   67  13 YRS & COUNTING (1310)   DWES EG
 PRISONER 0103 82--31803     22  54  0   60  DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299)     DWES EG
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            21  53  3   58  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      17  71  0   54  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Little Girl Crush -- Good fight. -- Tallahasse Tina
P.S.  Your personal name is too long, your team name is too long, and Jorja's
annoyed.  Way to go!

A. Monk, P.I. -- Good fight. -- Laguna Lil

Makeshift Anchor -- Good fight. -- Aloha Alice

Goldenbeard -- Good fight. -- Miami Mia
P.S.  If there is a charge for being least popular, maybe Jorja will let me retire!

Miss Teak -- Good fight. -- Beach Betty

Desiree -- If there were all those standbys on the sands, why didn't WE get some? --
the Beach Babes
P.S.  We wanted to do like Jorja's gladiators in other advanced arenas and just write
one personal from all of us to everyone we fought, but she was having an attack of
the orneries and insisted on individual notice of the competition.  They don't
deserve it.

     Beach Babes -- I'm very, very sorry to say this... but I think some Commission
     employees actually think of your team as standbys.  As in, "Oh, so and so is
     matched up with a Beach Babe.  That's fine then, Blind Beggar can take the day
     off."  It's quite unfair. -- Desiree
     P.S.  You're right.  They don't deserve it.  Other warriors besides you ladies
     should write ads sometimes, for pete's sake.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SUSHI SLINGER was bested by NEOSPHINCTER in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
TWIG slimly won victory over ??RADAR?? in a action packed 4 minute Challenge battle.
CHIEF STORMCLOUD defeated TASTY HANGNAIL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge duel.
EVIL ELMO was viciously subdued by PUTRID KOALA in a popular 7 minute Challenge fight.
ONE A DAY devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
COOLER overpowered PTI in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched brawl.
HEAT vanquished GATEWAY in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
HAILSTORM overcame SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
GOHAN demolished SHADOWMANE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched competition.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! was subdued by FERD THE TOWER in a 2 minute match.
DOC STEELE was devastated by VAGABOND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
HE HATE ME was vanquished by PRISONER ZC01 in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
COLON CONVOY vanquished GREASY NAPKINS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GOKU devastated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
VISTA BLOWS was demolished by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HATCH BATTENER was overpowered by 5 GOT PICKED in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL devastated MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS vanquished MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 2 minute one-sided match.
HORTATOR was handily defeated by THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ETCHED IN STONE savagely defeated BALLAST in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
RED FUSION beat LAGUNA LIL in a action packed 3 minute fight.
2 was overpowered by SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
MANUTE BOL overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SUPER BUM was viciously subdued by BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
FRANKENBERRY handily defeated OLD SAILMAKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SMELL CAREFULLY savagely defeated ALOHA ALICE in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
BRICKTOP was savagely defeated by PRISONER 0118 in a action packed 4 minute bout.
MEN WORKING was devastated by A. MONK, P.I. in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TEPID FELONY was demolished by MAST MONKEY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THAT GUY defeated MISS TEAK in a exciting 5 minute match.
PEG LEG was handily defeated by BEACH BETTY in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
PARROT KEEPER beat TALLAHASSE TINA in a 2 minute duel.
SHEWISH CORSAIR overpowered MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH viciously subdued PRISONER 0103 in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
GOLDENBEARD demolished COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      21         AIMED BLOW       132 -  75 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  11 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         LUNGING ATTACK    76 -  55 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       50 -  66 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  22 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  13 -  0      13  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  18 -  0      10  |

Turn 483 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        15 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  6     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317      104  38  1  457 WASTELAND (468)
TOTAL PARRY      ONE A DAY 98-799           91  52  3  259 MY DRUGS (1179)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306   38  17  1  237 RAINDANCE (1106)
SLASHING ATTACK  SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399      42  35  3  210 SEA DOGS (1241)
WALL OF STEEL    ??RADAR?? 82-20310         38  54  1  204 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
STRIKING ATTACK  HATCH BATTENER 1-8014      27  18  1  184 SEA DOGS (1298)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            28  25  3  181 SEA DOGS (1298)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   42 142  2  156 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-LUNGE      PEG LEG 36-6196            19  16  0   68 SEA DOGS (1309)
PARRY-STRIKE     MIAMI MIA 7-4818           21  53  3   58 BEACH BABES (1058)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PUTRID KOALA 62-96.  The ten other most popular fighters were MISS TEAK 
1-8015, CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, SMELL 
CAREFULLY 18-8889, EVIL ELMO 99-1222, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, PRISONER 0118 82--31788, 
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797, and TWIG 82-25226.

The least popular fighter this week was MIAMI MIA 7-4818.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PEG LEG 36-6196, HORTATOR 1-7791, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, HE 
HATE ME 18-7820, GATEWAY 82-15631, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, TEPID FELONY 98-1081, MEN 
WORKING 38-4189, BRICKTOP 18-7955, and WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  5 0  SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          6  5 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  6 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HATCH BATTENER 1-8014       27  18  1  184  SEA DOGS (1298)            MORDANT
 VAGABOND 4-6049             39  26  1  221  SEA DOGS (1271)            JHELUM
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   47  48  0  204  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  49  38  0  209  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            64  26  1  288  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PRISONER ZC01 13-4876       29   9  1  226  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297)    DULLENS
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     38  17  1  210  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       104  38  1  457  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MAST MONKEY 21-6158         17   6  2  129  SEA DOGS (1307)            SUNSET
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       35  11  0  139  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 PEG LEG 36-6196             19  16  0   68  SEA DOGS (1309)            JHANS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    42 142  2  156  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        43  17  2  208  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  72  54  0  207  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306    38  17  1  237  RAINDANCE (1106)           TRICORUS
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    123  46  1  212  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          40  30  2  250  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 COOLER 82-7277              85  78  1  256  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       42  35  3  210  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 THAT GUY 97-2120            21  14  3  114  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            91  52  3  259  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           73  37  4  201  TWISTED SESAME (1289)      SOUTH RIDGE