DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 08/02/2008 Duedate: 08/15/2008 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-485 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 POWER PLAY 82/1301 1293 467 8 73.5 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 TWISTED SESAME 99/1289 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 2 RAINDANCE 51/1106 72 35 2 67.3 4 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1936 1563 22 55.3 3 NUMBERS 62/937 3140 2453 11 56.1 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 CEMENTIA 61/1112 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 071406C 24/1292 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 MY DRUGS 98/1179 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1173 1034 8 53.1 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 6 SEA DOGS 4/1271 276 326 7 45.8 072905R 41/1273 SEA DOGS 21/1307 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 SEA DOGS 36/1309 WASTELAND 18/468 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297 13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1310 SEA DOGS 96/1241 WASTELAND II 7/500 SEA DOGS 1/1298 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308 DM OWNS YOU 82/1303 SEA DOGS 18/328 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 7 DEATH MOB 62/329 38 58 1 39.6 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 8 ARROGANCE 18/732 1038 1829 17 36.2 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 9 BEACH BABES 7/1058 381 680 4 35.9 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 602): WAIF of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 485): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 610): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 606): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 605): SASHA of CASSEY'S CREW (Dartor, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 609): OL SMOKEY of THE VOLS (?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 607): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 10 KOLACT (turn 601): N.I.B. of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 593): BLUE MOON of RUN AND HYDE (Jekyll, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 592): DANTE FURIOSO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 566): SALLI VOSS of MIDDLE WAY 13 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 556): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 542): CHEESY SQUEEZER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 491): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 236): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 224): IMMACULATECONCEPTION of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 440): JAGGED SHIV of GRIM OBITUARY (Jekyll, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 200): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 484): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 602): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 485): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 610): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 606): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 605): IMAGE (Abraxis, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 606): THE VOLS (?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 607): BONSUR BABES ROCK (Hammer, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 601): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 593): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 592): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 566): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 556): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr,( DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 542): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 491): DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 236): RAPTORZ (Owlin the Wise, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 224): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 440): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 200): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 484) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 601): KOOK AROCHA of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 485): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 606): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 593): MARV JR of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 566): RIREMA of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): HOT AIR DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 542): CHEESY SQUEEZER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) (turn 541): CHRISTELLINA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 489): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 236): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hello, my countrymen. Ah... I'm getting to this report rather late, so I'll be brief. No one avoided, no one died, and there were two challenges -- one of which was a TV challenge. EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (74-37-4,219) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged CHIEF STORMCLOUD (51-4306) (39-17-1,255) of RAINDANCE. EVIL ELMO unbelievably bested CHIEF STORMCLOUD in a 4 minute Challenge fight. Well fought, Evil. It looked like a close one to me. Was it? Evil Elmo, by the way, is our top Wall of Steel warrior. This was a good fight. TWIG (82-25226) (63-40-0,202) of POWER PLAY challenged PUTRID KOALA (62-96) (40-31-2,202) of DEATH MOB. TWIG was savagely defeated by PUTRID KOALA in an exciting 5 minute Challenge melee. Well fought! NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (105-38-1,472) of WASTELAND fought MASOCHISTIC NEWT (62- 1081) (35-35-3,213) of DEATH MOB. NEOSPHINCTER vanquished MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a 2 minute mismatched Title brawl. After all these months, Neo is still our top Aimed Blow. You'd think he'd get tired of it. I expect you all get tired of practicing the same fighting style year after year after year. Practicing, that's the thing. The actual fighting for one's life, that's not so tedious. Although for Neo, the arena fights might seem pretty much like practice at this point. I can understand not wanting to challenge when the nearest-ranked warrior is more than 100 points below you. If you MUST hurt someone badly and make them look like a fool at the same time, it seems kinder to leave the choice of the victim to chance. With his record, Mr. Cheap is likely to be with us for some time, as he seems in little danger of being drafted to Primus. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (58-77-0,210) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of UNLUCKY VICTIMS. CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by SOLACIA in an exciting 4 minute bloody fray. Alas -- beaten by a stand-in. But at least she's kind of sexy, if you like demonesses. Was it scum sympathy, or were the spectators simply rewarding a good fight when they voted Hatch Battener to be This Week's Favorite? RED FUSION (6-5480) (76-56- 0,196) of IT'S NEW! fought HATCH BATTENER (1-8014) (28-18-1,194) of SEA DOGS. RED FUSION unbelievably bested HATCH BATTENER in an exciting 7 minute gory bout. It didn't look to me like he got scummed. PATCH (36-7297) (15-7-0,52) of SEA DOGS fought DEATH MAGE (62-2115) (15-7-1,54) of DEATH MOB. PATCH was handily defeated by DEATH MAGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Patch was voted this turn's Least Favorite, and some of you are probably wondering why. He didn't look that bad out there on the sands. And I suspect that was the problem. No patch on either eye. The spectators were disappointed. I asked Patch about it later and he showed me a nicotine patch on his arm. Ah. Lady Greywand's magics can heal things like a missing eye, but addictions are something else again. If anything, it is rumored that her enchantments make one more susceptible to that sort of thing. I believe that's all I have to say. I'll let you go on your way, and I'm going to bed. Good night! Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 106 38 1 483 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HAILSTORM 7-5698 66 26 1 322 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR ONE A DAY 98-799 93 52 3 296 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257 47 15 0 271 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GOKU 7-5628 74 33 0 239 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR EVIL ELMO 99-1222 75 37 4 238 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE COLON CONVOY 18-9115 44 31 0 234 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA PUTRID KOALA 62-96 41 31 2 222 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 74 54 0 221 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI -VAGABOND 4-6049 39 26 1 221 SEA DOGS (1271) JHELUM COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 51 38 1 220 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL HE HATE ME 18-7820 87 61 2 218 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA DOC STEELE 18-6010 98 176 6 216 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 80 55 0 216 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PTI 7-5412 102 37 0 214 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GATEWAY 82-15631 48 36 0 214 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG HEAT 98-981 63 53 4 212 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 2 62-2976 75 62 4 210 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS -SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 42 35 3 210 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS ??RADAR?? 82-20310 38 56 1 210 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG RED FUSION 6-5480 77 56 0 208 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL GOHAN 18-8449 68 48 1 208 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 39 18 1 208 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 35 36 3 208 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 124 47 1 207 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE SUPER BUM 82-18411 89 50 2 206 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 44 18 2 206 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 58 78 0 205 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG FRANKENBERRY 82--13733 25 8 0 202 DM OWNS YOU (1303) DWES EG TWIG 82-25226 63 41 0 201 POWER PLAY (1301) DWES EG COOLER 82-7277 85 80 1 199 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 30 10 1 198 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 28 19 1 198 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 39 18 1 197 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF MANUTE BOL 5-4233 57 54 0 184 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 47 50 0 184 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 39 21 0 181 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 28 24 0 180 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 25 50 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR BALLAST 1-7727 28 34 0 178 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT HORTATOR 1-7791 28 27 3 171 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 42 144 2 170 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 32 32 0 168 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 34 57 2 160 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 36 12 0 157 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 31 42 0 149 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR PRISONER 0118 82--31788 20 46 0 145 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308) DWES EG MAST MONKEY 21-6158 17 8 2 140 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET BRICKTOP 18-7955 66 68 0 139 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA THAT GUY 97-2120 22 15 3 122 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 25 5 1 118 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET MEN WORKING 38-4189 43 143 1 114 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEACH BETTY 7-5768 27 42 0 100 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MISS TEAK 1-8015 26 21 1 100 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT -SHEWISH CORSAIR 18-9237 20 8 2 100 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA TEPID FELONY 98-1081 23 15 4 97 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PARROT KEEPER 21-6157 24 8 2 88 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET PEG LEG 36-6196 21 16 0 78 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797 15 5 0 70 13 YRS & COUNTING (1310) DWES EG DEATH MAGE 62-2115 16 7 1 68 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 17 73 0 58 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MIAMI MIA 7-4818 21 55 3 55 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR PATCH 36-7297 15 8 0 45 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS PRISONER 0103 82--31803 22 56 0 30 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299) DWES EG '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Death Mage of Death Mob -- It seems you have a fixation with death. I'm happy to have been of service. -- Shewish Corsair Aloha Alice -- Good fight? -- Prisoner 0118 Hatch Battener -- Batten them down well, it's the stormy season. -- Laguna Lil Bricktop -- I was going to say, "Doesn't that make your head ache?" But you're a golem, so it's moot. -- Beach Betty It's not necessarily moot. Golems can feel pain. -- Desiree Prisoner 0118 -- I figure there was a reason for that, right? -- Aloha Alice Miss Teak -- Damn trees, always dropping their limbs when you least expect it. -- Tallahasse Tina Peg Leg -- Wood from the ground to the top of your head. -- Miami Mia 17 July 2008 All -- Many of you know me and many more don't, but I will be scarce for a few months. I am relocating, so look for my presence online! As my will, so mote it be! -- Abraxis 8 July 2008 ***************************************************** **********************ATTENTION********************** ***************************************************** ALLIANCES OF ALASTARI ***************************************************** **********************ATTENTION********************** ***************************************************** *TURF WAR VI RULES* Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns) Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War! To participate, each alliance must: 1. Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. 2. Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted. Captains are responsible for: 1. Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance; 2. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War. 3. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate Participating managers who are not Captains must: 1. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate 2. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted. a. No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received. No EXCEPTIONS. b. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified by the alliance Captain they will represent. c. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No multiple teams or aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance). d. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1. In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring will not begin until Turn 3. All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift Certificate received. e. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of the Turf War. f. For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War and settle any and all disputes as they arise. Their decisions will be final. Scoring will be as follows for Fights: Win Loss Kill Die Challenge +2 -2 +5 -5 Match Up +1 -1 +1 -5 Bloodfeud +2 -5 +5 -10 Champion x2 x2 x2 x2 Dark Arena* +10 -5 xx xx *After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows: Spy Report mention (team name only) +2 Style Master +2 Duelmaster +2 Champions: 1. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory. 2. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time. 3. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but not the Dark Arena, may be replaced. 4. Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War. Bloodfeuds: 1. Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns. 2. There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often. Tournament Considerations: 1. Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged. 2. Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one (1) time bonus of 25 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) wins such status. 3. Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one (1) time bonus of 50 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) win such status. 4. Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams). Special Considerations: 1. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points. 2. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A. If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A. 3. There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the Turf War. 4. The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior, without penalty. Prizes: The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest. All prizes and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance. It is the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates. Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes. The following prizes have been secured from RSI: 1. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena; 2. Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning alliance); 3. Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one arena fight to receive this award). 4. +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47) 5. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds AND 45 fights of the Turf War. Bonus potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47) These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. Moderators: The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque. They will arbitrate all dealings during the course of the contest. Their decisions will be final. All questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque Forces via diplo in DM 47. Managers with internet access may send a private message to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums. Lastly, you may also email questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com. Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War. Please read them carefully! Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS EVIL ELMO unbelievably bested CHIEF STORMCLOUD in a 4 minute Challenge fight. TWIG was savagely defeated by PUTRID KOALA in a exciting 5 minute Challenge melee. NEOSPHINCTER vanquished MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a 2 minute mismatched Title brawl. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute one-sided fight. 5 GOT PICKED was viciously subdued by DIRK CHOLERA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight. ONE A DAY devastated SHADOWMANE in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided competition. COOKIE FOR THE SOUL won victory over COOLER in a 2 minute duel. MR. DUTCH CRUNCH vanquished LOCAL CONSTABLE in a 2 minute one-sided duel. GOKU overpowered BLIND BEGGAR in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided fight. HAILSTORM overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match. COLON CONVOY bested BLIND BEGGAR in a exciting 2 minute battle. PSYCHO GRANDMA! was bested by BLIND BEGGAR in a 2 minute bout. HE HATE ME handily defeated GREASY NAPKINS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. GOHAN viciously subdued WORK IN PROGRESS in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel. DOC STEELE devastated THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. PRISONER ZC01 overpowered A. MONK, P.I. in a 1 minute one-sided match. TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a 2 minute one-sided match. PTI devastated LAGUNA LIL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout. HEAT demolished LOCAL CONSTABLE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven bout. RED FUSION unbelievably bested HATCH BATTENER in a exciting 7 minute gory bout. FRANKENBERRY overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. ETCHED IN STONE won victory over ??RADAR?? in a popular 4 minute brutal fight. 2 was vanquished by FERD THE TOWER in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout. CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by SOLACIA in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray. GATEWAY vanquished BALLAST in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout. SUPER BUM won victory over LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 3 minute fray. MAKESHIFT ANCHOR savagely defeated SMELL CAREFULLY in a popular 3 minute gory match. VISTA BLOWS overpowered MAST MONKEY in a 1 minute one-sided bout. HORTATOR was overcome by MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute match. TEPID FELONY was devastated by GOLDENBEARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel. ALOHA ALICE subdued MEN WORKING in a 2 minute match. BRICKTOP unbelievably bested BEACH BETTY in a action packed 3 minute gory bout. THAT GUY was outlasted by PRISONER 0118 in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal match. MISS TEAK vanquished MIAMI MIA in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided bout. TALLAHASSE TINA was overcome by PEG LEG in a 3 minute match. PATCH was handily defeated by DEATH MAGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. LITTLE GIRL CRUSH savagely defeated PRISONER 0103 in a action packed 2 minute battle. PARROT KEEPER devastated COCKY SPECTATOR in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 21 AIMED BLOW 133 - 76 - 1 64 | |LUNGING ATTACK 15 LUNGING ATTACK 85 - 53 - 0 62 | |TOTAL PARRY 11 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 5 - 0 62 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 9 - 0 59 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 56 - 59 - 0 49 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 13 - 1 48 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 18 - 0 40 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 23 - 0 23 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 19 - 0 5 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 13 - 0 0 | Turn 485 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 6 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 8 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 13 - 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 106 38 1 483 WASTELAND (468) TOTAL PARRY ONE A DAY 98-799 93 52 3 296 MY DRUGS (1179) LUNGING ATTACK GOKU 7-5628 74 33 0 239 WASTELAND II (500) WALL OF STEEL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 75 37 4 238 TWISTED SESAME (1289) STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 35 36 3 208 DEATH MOB (329) BASHING ATTACK LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 25 50 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 42 144 2 170 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-LUNGE PEG LEG 36-6196 21 16 0 78 SEA DOGS (1309) PARRY-STRIKE MIAMI MIA 7-4818 21 55 3 55 BEACH BABES (1058) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was HATCH BATTENER 1-8014. The ten other most popular fighters were PUTRID KOALA 62-96, CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, PRISONER 0118 82--31788, TWIG 82-25226, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, HEAT 98-981, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, and EVIL ELMO 99-1222. The least popular fighter this week was PATCH 36-7297. The other ten least popular fighters were MIAMI MIA 7-4818, A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732, TEPID FELONY 98-1081, HORTATOR 1-7791, MAST MONKEY 21-6158, BALLAST 1-7727, 2 62-2976, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, PRISONER 0103 82--31803, and BRICKTOP 18-7955. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 2 3 0 SUNSET(21) 2 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 2 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 6 0 BONSUR(7) 5 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0 DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 1 0 WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 8 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 28 19 1 198 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT MANUTE BOL 5-4233 57 54 0 184 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 51 38 1 220 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL HAILSTORM 7-5698 66 26 1 322 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 30 10 1 198 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 39 18 1 197 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 106 38 1 483 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA MAST MONKEY 21-6158 17 8 2 140 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 36 12 0 157 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT PEG LEG 36-6196 21 16 0 78 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 42 144 2 170 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 44 18 2 206 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 74 54 0 221 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 39 18 1 208 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 124 47 1 207 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE PUTRID KOALA 62-96 41 31 2 222 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS GATEWAY 82-15631 48 36 0 214 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG THAT GUY 97-2120 22 15 3 122 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 93 52 3 296 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 75 37 4 238 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE