DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 08/16/2008 Duedate: 08/29/2008
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-486
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 POWER PLAY 82/1301 1293 469 8 73.4 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228
TWISTED SESAME 99/1289 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242
2 RAINDANCE 51/1106 73 35 2 67.6 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
3 NUMBERS 62/937 3166 2457 11 56.3 4 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1937 1566 22 55.3
CEMENTIA 61/1112 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
071406C 24/1292 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
MY DRUGS 98/1179 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
072905R 41/1273 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1174 1034 8 53.2
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 6 SEA DOGS 1/1298 278 336 7 45.3
LOOK OUT! 16/1278 SEA DOGS 21/1307
13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1310 SEA DOGS 36/1309
WASTELAND 18/468 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297
WASTELAND II 7/500 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 SEA DOGS 18/328
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308
DM OWNS YOU 82/1303 7 KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 19 28 0 40.4
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 8 DEATH MOB 62/329 39 60 1 39.4
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 9 ARROGANCE 18/732 1038 1832 17 36.2
KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 10 BEACH BABES 7/1058 382 684 4 35.8
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 603): WAIF of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 485): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 611): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 607): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 606): SASHA of CASSEY'S CREW (Dartor, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 610): OL SMOKEY of THE VOLS (?, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 607): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 602): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 593): BLUE MOON of RUN AND HYDE (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 592): DANTE FURIOSO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 566): SALLI VOSS of MIDDLE WAY 13 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 556): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 542): CHEESY SQUEEZER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 491): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 236): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 224): IMMACULATECONCEPTION of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 441): JAGGED SHIV of GRIM OBITUARY (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 200): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 485): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 603): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 485): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 611): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 607): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 606): IMAGE (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 610): THE VOLS (?, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 607): BONSUR BABES ROCK (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 602): POSITION IS EMPTY mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 593): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 592): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 566): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 556): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr,(
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 542): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 491): DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 236): RAPTORZ (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 224): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 441): GRIM OBITUARY (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 200): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 485) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 485): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 607): LEONIDAS of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 606): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 593): MARV JR of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 566): RIREMA of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): HOT AIR DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 542): CHEESY SQUEEZER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
(turn 541): CHRISTELLINA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 489): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 236): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 441): JAGGED SHIV of GRIM OBITUARY (Jekyll, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi there.
No one died, no one avoided, and no one challenged except for Evil Elmo who used
his Tournament Victor challenge.
EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (75-37-4,238) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged CHIEF
STORMCLOUD (51-4306) (39-18-1,208) of RAINDANCE. EVIL ELMO was viciously subdued by
CHIEF STORMCLOUD in a 3 minute Challenge fight. This makes Chief Stormcloud our most
challenged warrior, as well as the victor in this fight. Congratulations to you
both!
Ah, the title fight. Needless to say, it was a little on the... how shall I say
it... uneventful side. NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (106-38-1,483) of WASTELAND fought
GATEWAY (82-15631) (48-36-0,214) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. NEOSPHINCTER demolished
GATEWAY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee. *yawns* Sure would be nice if
the sphincter would challenge.
Longest fight: TWIG (82-25226) (63-41-0,201) of POWER PLAY fought SUPER BUM
(82-18411) (89-50-2,206) of FLAT BROKE. TWIG was narrowly defeated by SUPER BUM in a
popular 5 minute gruesome fight.
Overall popularity leader: Crack is Cheap. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (58-78-
0,205) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought LAUGHING BARMAID (104-9) (0-0-0,170) of ARENA
STAND-INS. CRACK IS CHEAP unbelievably bested LAUGHING BARMAID in an exciting 2
minute fight.
This Turn's Favorite: Tallahasse Tina. TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889) (17-73-0,58)
of BEACH BABES fought PRISONER 0103 (82-33733) (22-56-0,30) of DUNGEON CELL 21.
TALLAHASSE TINA was luckily beaten by PRISONER 0103 in an exciting 5 minute fight.
It really was an exciting fight. I decided to do an interview with Tina, and met up
with her as she came out of the locker room. "What did you think of that fight,
Tina?" "Good fight," she said. And that was it.
Least popular was Patch. PATCH (36-7297) (15-8-0,45) of SEA DOGS fought DEATH
MAGE (62-2115) (16-7-1,68) of DEATH MOB. PATCH was vanquished by DEATH MAGE in a 1
minute mismatched duel.
Our top Total Parry is One a Day. ONE A DAY (98-799) (93-52-3,296) of MY DRUGS
fought LOCAL CONSTABLE (104-22) (0-0-0,181) of ARENA STAND-INS. ONE A DAY viciously
subdued LOCAL CONSTABLE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight. It wasn't the
longest fight. Everyone knows that the best examples of the defensive styles are
anything but scummy. They just use more finesse than the all-offense warriors.
Speaking of offensive styles, our top Lunger is Goku. GOKU (7-5628) (74-33-
0,239) of WASTELAND II fought SHEWISH GIANT (104-25) (0-0-0,181) of ARENA STAND-INS.
GOKU viciously subdued SHEWISH GIANT in an exciting 2 minute brutal contest. Two
minutes! Wow.
My very favorite style is the Wall of Steel, and for that, we need to look at
??RADAR?? (82-20310) (38-56-1,210) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought WORK IN PROGRESS
(38-4193) (42-144-2,170) of JUST BECAUSE. ??RADAR?? overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (38-56-1,210) of
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (42-144-2,170) of JUST BECAUSE.
??RADAR?? overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
One of the older spyreporters keeps pointing out that blood on a purple robe may
stain. And then Debby Tonte always mentions that you should soak it in cold water,
and hand wash. Yeah, yeah. In the arena, wear reddish-brown clothes -- the color of
dried blood. Then you can just wash them the same as everything else. We're not
Adantri. Don't wear your pretty things into the arena.
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 107 38 1 500 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAILSTORM 7-5698 67 26 1 335 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
ONE A DAY 98-799 94 52 3 299 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257 48 15 0 291 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GOKU 7-5628 75 33 0 242 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 40 18 1 235 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS
HE HATE ME 18-7820 88 61 2 229 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 52 38 1 226 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL
SUPER BUM 82-18411 90 50 2 225 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
GOHAN 18-8449 69 48 1 222 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 125 47 1 218 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
HEAT 98-981 64 53 4 215 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
RED FUSION 6-5480 78 56 0 214 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
2 62-2976 76 62 4 213 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
??RADAR?? 82-20310 39 56 1 213 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COLON CONVOY 18-9115 44 32 0 210 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 45 18 2 209 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
TWIG 82-25226 63 42 0 208 POWER PLAY (1301) DWES EG
PUTRID KOALA 62-96 41 32 2 208 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 59 78 0 207 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
GATEWAY 82-15631 48 37 0 207 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
FRANKENBERRY 82--13733 26 8 0 207 DM OWNS YOU (1303) DWES EG
PTI 7-5412 102 38 0 206 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 75 38 4 204 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 40 18 1 204 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
ANTAGONIST 3-2824 24 25 2 203 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
DOC STEELE 18-6010 98 177 6 202 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COOLER 82-7277 86 80 1 202 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 80 56 0 199 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 74 55 0 199 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 35 37 3 197 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 30 11 1 197 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 48 50 0 196 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 28 20 1 194 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 40 21 0 192 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 58 54 0 189 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALLAST 1-7727 28 35 0 180 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
HORTATOR 1-7791 28 28 3 173 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 28 25 0 171 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 32 33 0 170 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 42 145 2 168 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
BRICKTOP 18-7955 67 68 0 166 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 37 12 0 165 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 34 58 2 157 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 25 51 0 157 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 32 42 0 151 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER 0118 82--31788 20 47 0 144 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308) DWES EG
THAT GUY 97-2120 23 15 3 142 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
MAST MONKEY 21-6158 17 9 2 131 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET
MEN WORKING 38-4189 43 144 1 119 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
-GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 25 5 1 118 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET
TEPID FELONY 98-1081 24 15 4 114 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SHEWISH CORSAIR 18-9237 20 8 2 100 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797 16 5 0 96 13 YRS & COUNTING (1310) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PARROT KEEPER 21-6157 24 9 2 82 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET
PEG LEG 36-6196 22 16 0 80 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 27 43 0 78 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
DEATH MAGE 62-2115 17 7 1 77 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
MARV JR 18-9288 8 1 0 75 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 21 56 3 59 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MISS TEAK 1-8015 26 22 1 53 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
PRISONER 0103 82--31803 23 56 0 52 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299) DWES EG
PATCH 36-7297 15 9 0 44 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 17 74 0 42 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
To those whom we fought -- Good fight. -- We who fought you
17 July 2008
All -- Many of you know me and many more don't, but I will be scarce for a few
months. I am relocating, so look for my presence online! As my will, so mote it
be! -- Abraxis
9 August 2008
All -- We are currently looking for capable manager that will give the Desolate
Empire Alliance a full roster for the Turf War. We currently have four (4) roster
slots that are open to capable managers without questionable morals. If interested
for the Turf War, contact: Lamar Treas-Wilson, Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas DM 47
8 July 2008
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ALLIANCES
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*TURF WAR VI RULES*
Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)
Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War! To participate, each alliance must:
1. Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
(DM 47) newsletter.
2. Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
Captains are responsible for:
1. Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
alliance;
2. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
3. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
Participating managers who are not Captains must:
1. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
2. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
a. No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
No EXCEPTIONS.
b. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
by the alliance Captain they will represent.
c. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No multiple teams or
aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate
disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
d. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1. In other
words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
will not begin until Turn 3. All conditions must be met before
scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
Certificate received.
e. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
the Turf War.
f. For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
and settle any and all disputes as they arise. Their decisions
will be final.
Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
Win Loss Kill Die
Challenge +2 -2 +5 -5
Match Up +1 -1 +1 -5
Bloodfeud +2 -5 +5 -10
Champion x2 x2 x2 x2
Dark Arena* +10 -5 xx xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins
Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only) +2
Style Master +2
Duelmaster +2
Champions:
1. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
2. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
3. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
4. Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.
Bloodfeuds:
1. Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
2. There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.
Tournament Considerations:
1. Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
2. Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 25 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a
warrior(s) wins such status.
3. Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 50 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a
warrior(s) win such status.
4. Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).
Special Considerations:
1. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
2. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
Alliance A. If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
War with Team A.
3. There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
Turf War.
4. The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
without penalty.
Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest. All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance. It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates. Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.
The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
1. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
2. Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
alliance);
3. Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
at least one arena fight to receive this award).
4. +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus
potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
5. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
AND 45 fights of the Turf War. Bonus potion must be applied to a living
warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.
Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque. They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest. Their decisions will be final. All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47. Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums. Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.
Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War. Please read them
carefully!
Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EVIL ELMO was viciously subdued by CHIEF STORMCLOUD in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
NEOSPHINCTER demolished GATEWAY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
PUTRID KOALA was viciously subdued by HAILSTORM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ONE A DAY viciously subdued LOCAL CONSTABLE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
HEAT viciously subdued SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 2 minute gruesome competition.
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL won victory over DOC STEELE in a action packed 2 minute duel.
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH overpowered PRISONER ZC01 in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
PTI was defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
TASTY HANGNAIL was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GOKU viciously subdued SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
COLON CONVOY was devastated by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HE HATE ME overpowered MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
GOHAN devastated HATCH BATTENER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VISTA BLOWS demolished SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
RED FUSION overcame ANTAGONIST in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
MANUTE BOL overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG overpowered GREASY NAPKINS in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
5 GOT PICKED savagely defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 3 minute gory match.
ETCHED IN STONE slimly won victory over BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 2 minute match.
FRANKENBERRY overpowered HORTATOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
2 overpowered MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
COOLER viciously subdued BALLAST in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
TWIG was narrowly defeated by SUPER BUM in a popular 5 minute gruesome fight.
CRACK IS CHEAP unbelievably bested LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 2 minute fight.
??RADAR?? overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
A. MONK, P.I. overpowered PRISONER 0118 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
LAGUNA LIL was luckily beaten by BRICKTOP in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
ALOHA ALICE narrowly defeated MEN WORKING in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
MAST MONKEY was overcome by THAT GUY in a exciting 3 minute fight.
MISS TEAK was demolished by MARV JR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TEPID FELONY overpowered PARROT KEEPER in a 2 minute gory uneven bout.
BEACH BETTY was handily defeated by LITTLE GIRL CRUSH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TALLAHASSE TINA was luckily beaten by PRISONER 0103 in a exciting 5 minute fight.
PATCH was vanquished by DEATH MAGE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MIAMI MIA was subdued by PEG LEG in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 22 AIMED BLOW 137 - 74 - 1 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 LUNGING ATTACK 82 - 59 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 8 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 60 - 54 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 13 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 19 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 25 - 0 17 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 19 - 0 5 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 12 - 0 0 |
Turn 486 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 5 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 17 - 5 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 11 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 8 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 107 38 1 500 WASTELAND (468)
TOTAL PARRY ONE A DAY 98-799 94 52 3 299 MY DRUGS (1179)
LUNGING ATTACK GOKU 7-5628 75 33 0 242 WASTELAND II (500)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 39 56 1 213 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 35 37 3 197 DEATH MOB (329)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 28 28 3 173 SEA DOGS (1298)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 42 145 2 168 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-LUNGE PEG LEG 36-6196 22 16 0 80 SEA DOGS (1309)
PARRY-STRIKE MIAMI MIA 7-4818 21 56 3 59 BEACH BABES (1058)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889. The ten other most popular fighters were TWIG
82-25226, MAST MONKEY 21-6158, CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, LAGUNA
LIL 7-5681, HEAT 98-981, GOKU 7-5628, COOLER 82-7277, SUPER BUM 82-18411, and
ANTAGONIST 3-2824.
The least popular fighter this week was PATCH 36-7297. The other ten least popular
fighters were HATCH BATTENER 1-8014, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, MISS TEAK 1-8015, PRISONER
0118 82--31788, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724, HORTATOR 1-7791,
MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081, COLON CONVOY 18-9115, and PRISONER ZC01 13-4876.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 5 0 TALCAMA(18) 7 3 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 SUNSET(21) 0 2 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 7 4 0
BONSUR(7) 3 6 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 3 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 28 20 1 194 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT
ANTAGONIST 3-2824 24 25 2 203 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 48 50 0 196 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 52 38 1 226 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAILSTORM 7-5698 67 26 1 335 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 30 11 1 197 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 40 18 1 204 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 107 38 1 500 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MAST MONKEY 21-6158 17 9 2 131 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 37 12 0 165 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT
PEG LEG 36-6196 22 16 0 80 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 42 145 2 168 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 45 18 2 209 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 74 55 0 199 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 40 18 1 235 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 125 47 1 218 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
2 62-2976 76 62 4 213 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
SUPER BUM 82-18411 90 50 2 225 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
THAT GUY 97-2120 23 15 3 142 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
ONE A DAY 98-799 94 52 3 299 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 75 38 4 204 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE