DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 09/27/2008 Duedate: 10/10/2008 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-489 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 POWER PLAY 82/1301 1296 472 8 73.3 4 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1941 1574 22 55.2 TWISTED SESAME 99/1289 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 2 RAINDANCE 51/1106 74 37 2 66.7 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 3 NUMBERS 62/937 3233 2480 11 56.6 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 CEMENTIA 61/1112 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1176 1035 8 53.2 071406C 24/1292 6 SEA DOGS 18/328 297 362 7 45.1 072905R 41/1273 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297 MY DRUGS 98/1179 SEA DOGS 21/1307 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 SEA DOGS 36/1309 13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1310 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308 WASTELAND 18/468 DUNGEON CELL 14 82/1313 WASTELAND II 7/500 SEA DOGS 1/1298 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295 SEA DOGS 2/1312 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 7 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 402 555 6 42.0 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 DM OWNS YOU 82/1303 8 DEATH MOB 62/329 45 63 1 41.7 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 9 KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 19 32 0 37.3 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 GREEN WITH ENVY 3/1315 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 10 ARROGANCE 18/732 1041 1838 17 36.2 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 11 BEACH BABES 7/1058 387 694 4 35.8 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 12 THE VOLS 6/1314 0 1 0 0.0 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 606): RECESS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 488): DOLOVOR of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 614): LAMERIDHOR SKO of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 610): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 609): SLINKY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 613): AGNAR of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 610): OLIANDER of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 605): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 596): PAPA ROTZI of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 595): KORLAC of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 569): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 559): DIONYSUS of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 251): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 42 RODEKI (turn 543): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 494): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 238): RAVENZ of RAPTORZ (Owlin the Wise, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 226): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 444): RUSSIAN BEAR of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 488): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 606): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 488): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 614): GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 610): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 609): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 613): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 610): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 605): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 596): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 21 SUNSET (turn 595): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 569): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 559): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr,( DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 251): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 543): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 494): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 238): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 226): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 444): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 488) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 2 NIANIA (turn 488): DOLOVOR of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 614): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) (turn 613): MARY JANE of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 608): TIFFINAL of WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.) SASHA of CASSEY'S CREW (Dartor, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 610): OLIANDER of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) (turn 609): N'ORLEANS NORA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 596): PAPA ROTZI of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.) (turn 595): JB BLAH of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 594): KNOTHANDLER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 542): CHEESY SQUEEZER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hello. *smiling* Well, our Keeper of the Runeblade again failed to challenge, avoid, or write a column, but again he won. I don't get it. He doesn't seem that interested. NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (109-38-1,536) of WASTELAND fought CHIEF STORMCLOUD (51-4306) (41-19-1,229) of RAINDANCE. NEOSPHINCTER won victory over CHIEF STORMCLOUD in a 3 minute Title battle. Neo is, naturally, our premier Aimed Blow. No one died. No one avoided. There was but one challenge, and that was by a Tournament Victor. Well done, Evil Elmo! EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (76-39-4,207) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged DOC STEELE (18-6010) (99-178-6,212) of ARROGANCE. EVIL ELMO bested DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight. Evil holds, and deserves, the title of Top Wall of Steel. Well, Goku is our second stylemaster, the arena's top Lunger. Let's see how he did! GOKU (7-5628) (77-33-0,282) of WASTELAND II fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32- 0,225) of ARENA EMPLOYEES. GOKU devastated SOLACIA in an exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict. Well done, Goku... although Solacia isn't all that tough. Etched in Stone is our top Total Parry and he did something amazing this turn! ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (127-47-1,240) of CEMENTIA fought FERD THE TOWER (104-27) (120-15-8,280) of ARENA EMPLOYEES. ETCHED IN STONE won victory over FERD THE TOWER in an action packed 6 minute gory duel. WELL DONE, Etched! Of course, our Overall Popularity Leader remains the inimitable Crack is Cheap. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (59-80-0,205) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought ANTAGONIST (3- 2824) (24-27-2,180) of KIDS GONE BAD. CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat ANTAGONIST in an exciting 4 minute bloody fray. Good fight, boys. And what of Hatch Battener, who was this turn's most popular? BRICKTOP (18- 7955) (68-69-0,188) of WASTELAND fought HATCH BATTENER (1-8014) (29-21-1,204) of SEA DOGS. BRICKTOP luckily beat HATCH BATTENER in an action packed 5 minute gruesome fray. It was close, it was gory, it sold a lot of fried lizards on sticks. Well done, you two! Least favored this turn is Patch. Well, that's what happens when you get your ass kicked by some loudmouth from the stands. PATCH (36-7297) (15-11-0,46) of SEA DOGS fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-0,0) of ARENA EMPLOYEES. PATCH was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Does this count as an upset? FRANKENBERRY (82-51803) (28-8-0,284) of DM OWNS YOU fought COOLER (82-7277) (87-81-1,216) of STYROFOAM. FRANKENBERRY was overpowered by COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Laguna Lil got a lot of applause these days, even though she was beaten by Red Fusion. RED FUSION (6-5480) (78-58-0,193) of IT'S NEW! fought LAGUNA LIL (7-5681) (26-52-0,167) of BEACH BABES. RED FUSION beat LAGUNA LIL in an action packed 4 minute duel. Everyone said Lil demonstrated some good moves, and good progress in the game. Well...I think I'd better wind this up. Or fold it into an eagle's shape, and deliver it to the Commission's copyists on an errant breeze. See you all in fourteen! Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 110 38 1 555 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HAILSTORM 7-5698 70 26 1 399 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257 51 15 0 350 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GOKU 7-5628 78 33 0 313 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 128 47 1 301 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE SUPER BUM 82-18411 93 50 2 266 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 83 56 0 255 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 48 18 2 237 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 43 21 0 237 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA COOLER 82-7277 88 81 1 236 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG GOHAN 18-8449 71 49 1 228 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA ONE A DAY 98-799 96 53 3 226 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL PUTRID KOALA 62-96 43 33 2 219 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 77 55 0 215 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI MANUTE BOL 5-4233 61 54 0 214 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS EVIL ELMO 99-1222 77 39 4 213 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE HEAT 98-981 66 54 4 213 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PTI 7-5412 104 39 0 210 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR HE HATE ME 18-7820 90 62 2 210 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 41 20 1 210 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS DOC STEELE 18-6010 99 179 6 208 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA 2 62-2976 78 63 4 207 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 60 80 0 207 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG COLON CONVOY 18-9115 46 33 0 207 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA BRICKTOP 18-7955 69 69 0 206 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 32 12 1 206 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS GATEWAY 82-15631 49 39 0 203 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 36 39 3 203 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 54 39 1 201 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TWIG 82-25226 64 44 0 200 POWER PLAY (1301) DWES EG ??RADAR?? 82-20310 40 58 1 199 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 76 2 196 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT RED FUSION 6-5480 79 58 0 195 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 29 22 1 192 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT FRANKENBERRY 82--13733 28 9 0 192 DM OWNS YOU (1303) DWES EG STASSIA 37-1523 57 65 2 189 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 48 53 0 189 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 43 147 2 183 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HORTATOR 1-7791 29 30 3 180 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 29 27 0 180 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG ANTAGONIST 3-2824 24 28 2 180 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI BALLAST 1-7727 28 38 0 178 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 26 53 0 177 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 41 20 1 173 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF MAST MONKEY 21-6158 19 10 2 166 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 39 13 0 165 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT THAT GUY 97-2120 25 16 3 155 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE TEPID FELONY 98-1081 27 15 4 152 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PRISONER 0118 82--31788 22 48 0 148 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308) DWES EG SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 35 60 2 146 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 32 45 0 137 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 32 36 0 137 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT DEATH MAGE 62-2115 20 7 1 133 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167 15 7 1 122 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA MEN WORKING 38-4189 44 146 1 114 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEACH BETTY 7-5768 29 44 0 100 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR -JB BLAH 18-9478 24 21 2 95 CENTER FOR OLDS (1169) TALCAMA PRISONER 0069 82-31419 15 10 0 92 DUNGEON CELL 14 (1313) DWES EG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797 18 6 0 89 13 YRS & COUNTING (1310) DWES EG PARROT KEEPER 21-6157 26 10 2 79 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET MARV JR 18-9288 10 2 0 75 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272 23 13 1 71 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA -PEG LEG 36-6196 22 17 0 71 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS MISS TEAK 1-8015 28 23 1 69 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT OL SMOKEY 6-6312 15 9 2 61 THE VOLS (1314) TRANSEL -SCURVY LAD 2-5366 15 3 1 61 SEA DOGS (1312) NIANIA PRISONER 0103 82--31803 25 57 0 58 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299) DWES EG TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 19 75 0 57 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MIAMI MIA 7-4818 21 59 3 52 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MARY JANE 3-5332 17 6 2 51 GREEN WITH ENVY (1315) OSKSI KNOTHANDLER 21-6555 15 6 2 50 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET PATCH 36-7297 15 12 0 13 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Work in Progress -- Promises, promises. -- Laguna Lil A. Monk, P.I. -- So go detect something. -- Aloha Alice Parrot Keeper -- I like your bird better than you, and I don't much care for parrots. -- Miami Mia Miss Teak -- They me a good student is a jewel. I figure a good loser is even more valuable. Take care of yourself and come back soon. -- Tallahasse Tina P.S. Not that your loss makes all that much sense. Shewish Whaler -- Mind you don't bring that overgrown fish out HERE. I don't want it stinking up my sand. -- Beach Betty Neosphincter -- I hate how you don't even seem to notice what you're doing as you defeat people. It's rude. -- Crysoprase Manute Bol -- Don't like your style, not at all. We had an Aimed Blow on our team, back in Sibhikas. Didn't like him, either. -- Stassia 8 July 2008 ***************************************************** **********************ATTENTION********************** ***************************************************** ALLIANCES OF ALASTARI ***************************************************** **********************ATTENTION********************** ***************************************************** *TURF WAR VI RULES* Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns) Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War! To participate, each alliance must: 1. Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. 2. Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted. Captains are responsible for: 1. Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance; 2. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War. 3. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate Participating managers who are not Captains must: 1. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate 2. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted. a. No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received. No EXCEPTIONS. b. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified by the alliance Captain they will represent. c. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No multiple teams or aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance). d. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1. In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring will not begin until Turn 3. All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift Certificate received. e. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of the Turf War. f. For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War and settle any and all disputes as they arise. Their decisions will be final. Scoring will be as follows for Fights: Win Loss Kill Die Challenge +2 -2 +5 -5 Match Up +1 -1 +1 -5 Bloodfeud +2 -5 +5 -10 Champion x2 x2 x2 x2 Dark Arena* +10 -5 xx xx *After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows: Spy Report mention (team name only) +2 Style Master +2 Duelmaster +2 Champions: 1. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory. 2. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time. 3. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but not the Dark Arena, may be replaced. 4. Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War. Bloodfeuds: 1. Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns. 2. There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often. Tournament Considerations: 1. Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged. 2. Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one (1) time bonus of 25 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) wins such status. 3. Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one (1) time bonus of 50 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) win such status. 4. Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams). Special Considerations: 1. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points. 2. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A. If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A. 3. There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the Turf War. 4. The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior, without penalty. Prizes: The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest. All prizes and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance. It is the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates. Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes. The following prizes have been secured from RSI: 1. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena; 2. Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning alliance); 3. Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one arena fight to receive this award). 4. +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47) 5. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds AND 45 fights of the Turf War. Bonus potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47) These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. Moderators: The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque. They will arbitrate all dealings during the course of the contest. Their decisions will be final. All questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque Forces via diplo in DM 47. Managers with internet access may send a private message to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums. Lastly, you may also email questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com. Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War. Please read them carefully! Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS EVIL ELMO bested DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight. NEOSPHINCTER won victory over CHIEF STORMCLOUD in a 3 minute Title battle. ONE A DAY demolished SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody uneven fight. FRANKENBERRY was overpowered by COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided fight. COOKIE FOR THE SOUL was viciously subdued by PUTRID KOALA in a 4 minute brawl. SUPER BUM devastated MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched match. 2 was narrowly defeated by SOLACIA in a action packed 2 minute melee. ETCHED IN STONE won victory over FERD THE TOWER in a action packed 6 minute gory duel. PTI was vanquished by FERD THE TOWER in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided duel. TASTY HANGNAIL handily defeated SOLACIA in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided bout. GOKU devastated SOLACIA in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict. HAILSTORM bested PRISONER ZC01 in a 2 minute bout. 5 GOT PICKED handily defeated STASSIA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict. VISTA BLOWS overpowered BLIND BEGGAR in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle. GOHAN overpowered CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched brawl. HE HATE ME was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. MR. DUTCH CRUNCH overpowered TWIG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided match. COLON CONVOY devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout. BRICKTOP luckily beat HATCH BATTENER in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fray. THE IMPECCABLE PIG slimly lost to ??RADAR?? in a 2 minute bout. WORK IN PROGRESS was demolished by MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute one-sided fight. HEAT vanquished GREASY NAPKINS in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided match. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS overpowered HORTATOR in a 1 minute uneven match. RED FUSION beat LAGUNA LIL in a action packed 4 minute duel. CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat ANTAGONIST in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray. GATEWAY viciously subdued BALLAST in a popular 3 minute gory bout. SMELL CAREFULLY was vanquished by MAST MONKEY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray. A. MONK, P.I. overpowered OLD SAILMAKER in a 2 minute one-sided fight. PSYCHO GRANDMA! overpowered MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a exciting 2 minute uneven bout. THAT GUY won victory over INDENTURED OARSMAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight. PRISONER 0118 savagely defeated ALOHA ALICE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal match. TEPID FELONY handily defeated BEACH BETTY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. MEN WORKING was handily defeated by DEATH MAGE in a popular 2 minute uneven match. PATCH was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel. MARY JANE was overcome by MISS TEAK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. KNOTHANDLER lost to DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute match. PARROT KEEPER overpowered DEBBY TONTE in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle. MARV JR demolished TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute uneven conflict. LITTLE GIRL CRUSH overcame OL SMOKEY in a 2 minute fight. SHEWISH WHALER devastated DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched match. PRISONER 0103 viciously subdued INKEEPER'S SON in a exciting 5 minute gory match. PRISONER 0069 demolished MIAMI MIA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 23 AIMED BLOW 147 - 71 - 1 67 | |LUNGING ATTACK 17 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 0 64 | |TOTAL PARRY 12 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 3 - 0 63 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 LUNGING ATTACK 85 - 67 - 0 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 60 - 52 - 0 54 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 18 - 1 44 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 21 - 0 34 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 23 - 0 23 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 17 - 0 15 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 13 - 0 0 | Turn 489 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 9 7 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 17 - 6 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 8 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 110 38 1 555 WASTELAND (468) LUNGING ATTACK GOKU 7-5628 78 33 0 313 WASTELAND II (500) TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 128 47 1 301 CEMENTIA (1112) SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 88 81 1 236 STYROFOAM (1090) WALL OF STEEL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 77 39 4 213 TWISTED SESAME (1289) STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 36 39 3 203 DEATH MOB (329) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 76 2 196 ILLFANG PACT (281) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 43 147 2 183 JUST BECAUSE (1151) BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 29 30 3 180 SEA DOGS (1298) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was HATCH BATTENER 1-8014. The ten other most popular fighters were LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, ANTAGONIST 3-2824, DOC STEELE 18-6010, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167, MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257, GATEWAY 82-15631, MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081, GOKU 7-5628, and ALOHA ALICE 7-4867. The least popular fighter this week was PATCH 36-7297. The other ten least popular fighters were HORTATOR 1-7791, HE HATE ME 18-7820, FRANKENBERRY 82--13733, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, KNOTHANDLER 21-6555, MARY JANE 3-5332, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, and GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 5 0 SUNSET(21) 2 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 OSKSI(3) 0 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 2 0 TRANSEL(6) 1 2 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 9 3 0 BONSUR(7) 3 6 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0 DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 3 0 0 WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 8 4 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 76 2 196 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT ANTAGONIST 3-2824 24 28 2 180 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI MANUTE BOL 5-4233 61 54 0 214 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 54 39 1 201 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL HAILSTORM 7-5698 70 26 1 399 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 32 12 1 206 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 41 20 1 173 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 110 38 1 555 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA MAST MONKEY 21-6158 19 10 2 166 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 39 13 0 165 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT PATCH 36-7297 15 12 0 13 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS STASSIA 37-1523 57 65 2 189 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 43 147 2 183 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 48 18 2 237 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 77 55 0 215 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 41 20 1 210 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 128 47 1 301 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE PUTRID KOALA 62-96 43 33 2 219 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS SUPER BUM 82-18411 93 50 2 266 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG THAT GUY 97-2120 25 16 3 155 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 96 53 3 226 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 77 39 4 213 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE