DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 11/08/2008 Duedate: 11/21/2008 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-492 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 POWER PLAY 82/1301 1301 474 8 73.3 4 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1946 1581 22 55.2 TWISTED SESAME 99/1289 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 DARK PANTHEON 6/643 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 2 RAINDANCE 51/1106 77 37 2 67.5 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 3 NUMBERS 62/937 3294 2509 12 56.8 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1176 1038 8 53.1 CEMENTIA 61/1112 6 SEA DOGS 18/328 327 389 7 45.7 072905R 41/1273 SEA DOGS 21/1307 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 13/1297 071406C 24/1292 DUNGEON CELL 21 82/1299 MY DRUGS 98/1179 SEA DOGS 36/1309 13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1310 DUNGEON CELL 14 82/1313 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 SEA DOGS 1/1298 WASTELAND 18/468 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/1308 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 SEA DOGS 2/1312 WASTELAND II 7/500 DUNGEON CELL 508C 99/1316 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 7 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 402 561 6 41.7 DM OWNS YOU 82/1303 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 8 DEATH MOB 62/329 49 69 1 41.5 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 DEATH MOB 4 21/1317 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295 9-KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 20 33 0 37.7 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 GREEN WITH ENVY 3/1315 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 10 ARROGANCE 18/732 1043 1845 17 36.1 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 11 BEACH BABES 7/1058 389 707 4 35.5 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 609): JETSAM of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 491): HAND OF GOD of TEAM HAVOK (Kaos, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 617): KORNIC BLAZE of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 610): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 612): TINY TOES of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 615): BIMBETTE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 613): LONG BEACH LILA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 608): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 599): TOE PUPPET of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 598): KORLAC of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 570): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 562): CONNIE PAKKIT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 252): MORI NEB of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 546): MOIST TOWELETTE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 497): VARGOI of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 239): ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 227): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 447): WOLF RIDER of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 203): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 491): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 609): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 491): TEAM HAVOK (Kaos, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 617): GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 610): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 612): TEAM CHAOS ELITE (Kaos, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 615): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 613): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 608): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 599): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 598): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 36 JHANS (turn 570): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 562): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr,( DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 252): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 546): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 497): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 239): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 227): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 447): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 203): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 491) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 608): WAIF of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 617): KORNIC BLAZE of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 613): LONG BEACH LILA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 607): N.I.B. of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 598): DICK TATER of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 598): KORLAC of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.) (turn 597): DANTE FURIOSO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 561): DIONYSUS of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.) CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 252): MORI NEB of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 546): MOIST TOWELETTE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 447): WOLF RIDER of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Things which must be said: There were no challenges nor avoids, but there was one death. FRANKENBERRY (82- 51803) (30-9-0,234) of DM OWNS YOU fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200) of SUBSTITUTE GLADIATORS. FRANKENBERRY butchered BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest. It is no surprise that Neosphincter is once again our Keeper of the Runeblade and top Aimed Blow. NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (112-38-1,598) of WASTELAND fought MASOCHISTIC NEWT (62-1081) (37-40-3,218) of DEATH MOB. NEOSPHINCTER devastated MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight. Neo now has over 600 recognition points. Translation: Everyone in a 30-mile radius knows his face and arena name. It must be a comfort to the poor fellow to have his civilian name to fall back on. And well done, Dwarmund Napplecobber! Naturally, our Overall Popularity Leader is still Crack is Cheap. And the audience voted Mr. Cheap's opponent This Turn's Favorite. ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (41- 59-1,217) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (60-82-0,210) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. ??RADAR?? was outlasted by CRACK IS CHEAP in a crowd pleasing 11 minute gory brawl. And you might think that was our longest fight, but no... The longest fight featured this turn's LEAST favorite warrior, Makeshift Anchor. THAT GUY (97-2120) (26-17-3,172) of DIE, MOFO, DIE IV fought MAKESHIFT ANCHOR (1- 7724) (32-38-0,138) of SEA DOGS. THAT GUY savagely defeated MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 15 minute bloody match. I believe I've said everything that must be said. Not, mind you, everything that COULD be said...but as I'm not feeling well, I believe this will do. Thank you, and good night. Desiree (not my real name) KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 113 38 1 611 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 18-9257 54 15 0 380 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA SUPER BUM 82-18411 96 50 2 334 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG FRANKENBERRY 82--13733 31 9 1 289 DM OWNS YOU (1303) DWES EG THIRD OMEN 6-5862 66 27 2 282 DARK PANTHEON (643) TRANSEL CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 44 20 1 266 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS GOHAN 18-8449 74 49 1 254 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA HE HATE ME 18-7820 93 62 2 250 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA PTI 7-5412 107 39 0 239 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 57 39 1 230 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL GATEWAY 82-15631 50 41 0 226 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 130 48 1 223 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE EVIL ELMO 99-1222 79 40 4 223 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 61 82 0 218 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 50 19 2 217 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI RED FUSION 6-5480 82 58 0 216 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 45 22 0 214 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GOKU 7-5628 80 34 0 212 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR BRICKTOP 18-7955 70 71 0 212 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HAILSTORM 7-5698 70 29 1 210 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR COLON CONVOY 18-9115 48 34 0 210 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 37 41 3 210 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS HORTATOR 1-7791 30 32 3 210 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 85 57 0 208 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PUTRID KOALA 62-96 44 35 2 208 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS 2 62-2976 80 64 4 206 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 148 2 205 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME DOC STEELE 18-6010 99 182 6 204 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 28 5 1 203 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET COOLER 82-7277 88 84 1 200 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG ONE A DAY 98-799 97 55 3 199 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL TWIG 82-25226 66 45 0 199 POWER PLAY (1301) DWES EG ??RADAR?? 82-20310 41 60 1 198 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG -ANTAGONIST 3-2824 25 28 2 196 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 49 55 0 195 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS HEAT 98-981 67 56 4 193 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL MAST MONKEY 21-6158 21 11 2 193 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 79 56 0 192 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI MANUTE BOL 5-4233 62 56 0 192 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 33 14 1 192 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 79 2 189 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT HATCH BATTENER 1-8014 29 25 1 185 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 44 20 1 180 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF BALLAST 1-7727 29 40 0 180 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 31 28 0 176 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG THAT GUY 97-2120 27 17 3 174 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE DEATH MAGE 62-2115 21 9 1 165 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS TEPID FELONY 98-1081 28 17 4 164 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 27 55 0 164 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 36 62 2 160 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA INDENTURED OARSMAN 18-9167 17 8 1 159 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 40 15 0 154 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PRISONER 0069 82-31419 18 10 0 146 DUNGEON CELL 14 (1313) DWES EG MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724 32 39 0 144 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT STASSIA 37-1523 57 68 2 139 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 32 48 0 134 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MEN WORKING 38-4189 44 149 1 130 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME MISS TEAK 1-8015 30 24 1 122 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT PRISONER 0118 82--31788 22 51 0 118 DUNGEON CELL 24 (1308) DWES EG MARV JR 18-9288 13 2 0 108 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA -SHEWISH CORSAIR 18-9237 21 8 2 102 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PARROT KEEPER 21-6157 29 10 2 100 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797 20 7 0 94 13 YRS & COUNTING (1310) DWES EG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PRISONER 0103 82--31803 28 57 0 78 DUNGEON CELL 21 (1299) DWES EG SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272 25 14 1 76 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA SCURVY LAD 2-5366 16 5 1 73 SEA DOGS (1312) NIANIA KNOTHANDLER 21-6555 17 7 2 71 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET PEG LEG 36-6196 24 18 0 66 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS -MARY JANE 3-5332 17 7 2 61 GREEN WITH ENVY (1315) OSKSI KORLAC 21-6574 15 8 0 56 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET BEACH BETTY 7-5768 29 47 0 54 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MIAMI MIA 7-4818 22 61 3 53 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 19 78 0 47 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR PATCH 36-7297 16 14 0 32 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS PRISONER BG11 99-1620 7 5 4 23 DUNGEON CELL 508C (1316) SOUTH RIDGE '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN BLIND BEGGAR 40 35 0 FRANKENBERRY 82-51803 492 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Mast Monkey -- Well, if you ARE storing acorns as Alice suggested, store lots. This is going to be a hard winter. -- Laguna Lil Death Mage -- Why fight when you can do it with magic? -- Aloha Alice Parrot Keeper -- Better you than me. -- Tallahasse Tina Peg Leg -- May you get termites. -- Miami Mia Prisoner 0103 -- If golems are kept in closets till needed, are they imprisoned? And when they come out of the closet to get something done, are people shocked? -- Beach Betty Desiree -- Naturally. Cows don't know how to leach out the tannin. -- Aloha Alice They certainly don't!... do humans? -- Desiree Desiree -- No. Torture is a sign of a sick mind and hidden insecurity. Do what needs doing and be done with it. -- Miami Mia A sick mind, perhaps. Hidden insecurity, not really. -- Desiree Gohan -- That was just silly. -- Crysoprase Goldenbeard -- You missed, a couple of times. So, ha. -- Stassia 8 October 2008 Hail Alastarians! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Vanek, manager of the Warmasters in the No- Tourney arena of Shadowspire. I come to you with a public service announcement. Some of you may already be aware of Shadowspire and some of you may not realize what exactly you're missing. This isn't your average arena. This is Shadowspire, a large and very active arena where role-playing is encouraged; many managers are active both the personal ads and the D2 forums online, and excitement reigns with many grudge matches from turn to turn. If you haven't checked arena 81 out, I urge you to do so. After returning to the game almost 2 years ago, after a 15+ year hiatus, I was looking to try and recapture the magic of the game I remembered from my youth. After finding my first two arenas lacking, I almost quit the game again. That was until I found the newly opening Shadowspire. It was here that I found the magic and excitement that I remembered. I truly love this arena and am sure you will too if given a chance. Rookie or experienced veteran, it matters not. Both have come together here to successfully make an arena with plenty of competition to challenge the vets, yet with the no tourney format, friendly enough for the novices to get their feet wet and learn (or relearn) the game. When I say that even novices can find success here, I speak from personal experience. I still consider myself a "newbie" to the game but have found plenty of success with my first two Duelmaster titles and two ADM graduates to date. I encourage you all to check out the D2 forums at www.reality.com/duel2/ and look over both the Shadowspire newsletter and DM-81 forum section at the bottom of the page. The forum banter and personal ads help to clearly show that the "old school" feel for the game is still alive and well here in Shadowspire. Also, if you're a former Shadowspire manager who is currently away, I encourage you to return and help continue to make this one of the most entertaining arenas in the game today! I hope to see many new faces in the near future and am excited to see the return of some of the old faces whom have been away! Sincerely, Vanek 8 October 2008 After 17 long years they are finally cutting the Cowboy loose. Red & stinging, my hand is now sufficiently slapped. The state of Texas' boot print is stamped across my ***... Uncle Damnit! I am only 34 (think about it...) so plenty of time to reinvent myself...prospects are great. After wading through the culture shock I hope to be amongst you soon, dishing out paper "w"itch slaps and taking my share of them from you. See you @ the Winter face '09? Only time will tell. Good luck. -- CFH/Rat Salad, 5 Below Zero and an assortment of other underachieving thugs. P.S. Contact info coming soon for those who want it; email and all that other fun sh...stuff. *grin* Sorry Ed. 8 July 2008 ***************************************************** **********************ATTENTION********************** ***************************************************** ALLIANCES OF ALASTARI ***************************************************** **********************ATTENTION********************** ***************************************************** *TURF WAR VI RULES* Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns) Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War! To participate, each alliance must: 1. Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. 2. Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted. Captains are responsible for: 1. Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance; 2. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War. 3. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate Participating managers who are not Captains must: 1. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate 2. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted. a. No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received. No EXCEPTIONS. b. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified by the alliance Captain they will represent. c. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No multiple teams or aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance). d. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1. In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring will not begin until Turn 3. All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift Certificate received. e. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of the Turf War. f. For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War and settle any and all disputes as they arise. Their decisions will be final. Scoring will be as follows for Fights: Win Loss Kill Die Challenge +2 -2 +5 -5 Match Up +1 -1 +1 -5 Bloodfeud +2 -5 +5 -10 Champion x2 x2 x2 x2 Dark Arena* +10 -5 xx xx *After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows: Spy Report mention (team name only) +2 Style Master +2 Duelmaster +2 Champions: 1. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory. 2. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time. 3. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but not the Dark Arena, may be replaced. 4. Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War. Bloodfeuds: 1. Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns. 2. There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often. Tournament Considerations: 1. Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged. 2. Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one (1) time bonus of 25 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) wins such status. 3. Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one (1) time bonus of 50 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) win such status. 4. Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams). Special Considerations: 1. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points. 2. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A. If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A. 3. There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the Turf War. 4. The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior, without penalty. Prizes: The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest. All prizes and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance. It is the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates. Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes. The following prizes have been secured from RSI: 1. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena; 2. Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning alliance); 3. Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one arena fight to receive this award). 4. +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47) 5. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds AND 45 fights of the Turf War. Bonus potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47) These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. Moderators: The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque. They will arbitrate all dealings during the course of the contest. Their decisions will be final. All questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque Forces via diplo in DM 47. Managers with internet access may send a private message to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums. Lastly, you may also email questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com. Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War. Please read them carefully! Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS NEOSPHINCTER devastated MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight. ONE A DAY was demolished by DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 3 minute one-sided melee. FRANKENBERRY butchered BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest. THIRD OMEN narrowly defeated TASTY HANGNAIL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody match. COOKIE FOR THE SOUL vanquished SHADOWMANE in a 2 minute mismatched fight. ??RADAR?? was outlasted by CRACK IS CHEAP in a crowd pleasing 11 minute gory brawl. SUPER BUM viciously subdued SOLACIA in a action packed 4 minute gruesome melee. 2 lost to DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 3 minute fight. PTI won victory over BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute fight. ETCHED IN STONE luckily beat HORTATOR in a popular 1 minute gory melee. CHIEF STORMCLOUD demolished PRISONER ZC01 in a 1 minute mismatched match. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was devastated by GATEWAY in a 1 minute one-sided battle. MR. DUTCH CRUNCH handily defeated COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. COLON CONVOY was defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a 2 minute struggle. GOHAN won victory over SHADOWMANE in a 2 minute fray. HE HATE ME overpowered TWIG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory mismatched brawl. CRYSOPRASE was savagely defeated by WORK IN PROGRESS in a exciting 4 minute match. DOC STEELE was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody fight. MANUTE BOL devastated LAGUNA LIL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout. BRICKTOP luckily beat HATCH BATTENER in a action packed 5 minute gruesome bout. VISTA BLOWS overcame SHADOWMANE in a popular 3 minute contest. MAST MONKEY was subdued by 5 GOT PICKED in a popular 1 minute fight. GOLDENBEARD vanquished TEPID FELONY in a 1 minute one-sided match. HEAT unbelievably bested DEATH MAGE in a popular 2 minute brutal fight. EVIL ELMO viciously subdued PUTRID KOALA in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout. THE IMPECCABLE PIG overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute one-sided fray. HAILSTORM lost to FERD THE TOWER in a popular 3 minute gory bout. GOKU vanquished BALLAST in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fray. GREASY NAPKINS overpowered MISS TEAK in a 1 minute one-sided fight. STASSIA was overpowered by A. MONK, P.I. in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout. PSYCHO GRANDMA! devastated MEN WORKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. THAT GUY savagely defeated MAKESHIFT ANCHOR in a 15 minute bloody match. PRISONER 0118 was overpowered by M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fray. PRISONER 0069 viciously subdued ALOHA ALICE in a action packed 4 minute gory match. INDENTURED OARSMAN overpowered DESIREE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. MARV JR demolished SHEWISH WHALER in a 1 minute uneven competition. MIAMI MIA overpowered PRISONER BG11 in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight. TALLAHASSE TINA lost to KORLAC in a exciting 1 minute struggle. BEACH BETTY was handily defeated by SCURVY LAD in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel. PATCH was bested by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match. PEG LEG handily defeated COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided match. KNOTHANDLER was savagely defeated by LITTLE GIRL CRUSH in a popular 2 minute battle. PARROT KEEPER overpowered BOOKIE'S GUARD in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout. PRISONER 0103 slimly won victory over DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 4 minute bloody match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 25 AIMED BLOW 155 - 70 - 2 69 | |LUNGING ATTACK 19 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 3 - 0 63 | |TOTAL PARRY 11 LUNGING ATTACK 95 - 72 - 0 57 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 57 - 55 - 0 51 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 21 - 1 45 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 0 36 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 23 - 0 34 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 15 - 0 25 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 25 - 0 17 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 15 - 0 6 | Turn 492 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 6 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 7 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 15 - 10 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 113 38 1 611 WASTELAND (468) LUNGING ATTACK CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 44 20 1 266 RAINDANCE (1106) TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 130 48 1 223 CEMENTIA (1112) WALL OF STEEL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 79 40 4 223 TWISTED SESAME (1289) STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 37 41 3 210 DEATH MOB (329) BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 30 32 3 210 SEA DOGS (1298) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 148 2 205 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 79 2 189 ILLFANG PACT (281) PARRY-LUNGE PEG LEG 36-6196 24 18 0 66 SEA DOGS (1309) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The ten other most popular fighters were DOC STEELE 18-6010, HATCH BATTENER 1-8014, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, PRISONER 0069 82-31419, THIRD OMEN 6-5862, HE HATE ME 18-7820, GOKU 7-5628, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, SUPER BUM 82-18411, and CRYSOPRASE 1-3266. The least popular fighter this week was MAKESHIFT ANCHOR 1-7724. The other ten least popular fighters were SHEWISH WHALER 18-9272, PRISONER 0118 82--31788, MEN WORKING 38-4189, TEPID FELONY 98-1081, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, PRISONER BG11 99-1620, STASSIA 37-1523, MISS TEAK 1-8015, BALLAST 1-7727, and SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 6 0 SUNSET(21) 3 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 4 0 TRANSEL(6) 3 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 8 4 1 BONSUR(7) 3 6 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0 DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 2 0 WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 8 4 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HORTATOR 1-7791 30 32 3 210 SEA DOGS (1298) MORDANT SCURVY LAD 2-5366 16 5 1 73 SEA DOGS (1312) NIANIA THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 49 55 0 195 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THIRD OMEN 6-5862 66 27 2 282 DARK PANTHEON (643) TRANSEL PTI 7-5412 107 39 0 239 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PRISONER ZC01 13-4876 33 14 1 192 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (1297) DULLENS PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 44 20 1 180 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 113 38 1 611 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GOLDENBEARD 21-6202 28 5 1 203 SEA DOGS (1307) SUNSET A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 40 15 0 154 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT PEG LEG 36-6196 24 18 0 66 SEA DOGS (1309) JHANS STASSIA 37-1523 57 68 2 139 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 148 2 205 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 50 19 2 217 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 79 56 0 192 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 44 20 1 266 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 130 48 1 223 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 37 41 3 210 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS SUPER BUM 82-18411 96 50 2 334 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG THAT GUY 97-2120 27 17 3 174 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 97 55 3 199 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL EVIL ELMO 99-1222 79 40 4 223 TWISTED SESAME (1289) SOUTH RIDGE