DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 01/31/2009 Duedate: 02/13/2009 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-498 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1-NO MORE TEAR 82/1319 1303 478 8 73.2 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 2 FLOPS 82/1321 3419 2548 12 57.3 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295 LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/1318 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 THE NEPHEW 82/1322 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1310 3 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1953 1598 22 55.0 CEMENTIA 61/1112 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 072905R 41/1273 4 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1178 1042 8 53.1 MY DRUGS 98/1179 5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 406 569 6 41.6 071406C 24/1292 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 6 DEATH MOB 62/329 60 87 2 40.8 WASTELAND 18/468 DEATH MOB 4 21/1317 WASTELAND II 7/500 7-STREET URCHIN 6/1320 20 33 0 37.7 NUMBERS 62/937 8 ARROGANCE 18/732 1046 1860 17 36.0 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 9 BEACH BABES 7/1058 392 734 4 34.8 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 615): WAYWARD SON of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 498): HORMONAL GROWTH of WIDE WORLD OF... (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 623): BUD GREEN of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 618): HALIBUTT of WIZARD'S WRATH (?, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 619): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 620): NEANDERTHAL of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 610): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 606): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 605): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 36 JHANS (turn 577): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 256): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 553): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 504): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 242): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 230): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 453): INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 207): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 467): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 615): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 498): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 623): SORCERY COVENANT (?, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 618): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 619): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 620): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 610): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 606): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 605): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 577): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 256): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 553): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 504): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 242): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 230): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 453): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 207): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 497) NO MORE TEARS (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 623): BUD GREEN of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 620): NEANDERTHAL of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) (turn 619): HIDA YAKAMO of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 609): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 604): THELONIUS of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 504): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 452): RUSSIAN BEAR of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Greetings, warriors of Darkholm! There were no avoids, and just six challenge matches. Although one of them, at least, was a TV challenge! * LITTLE GIRL CRUSH (82-55739) (25-7-0,168) of 13 YRS & COUNTING TV challenged STASSIA (37-1523) (61-69-2,168) of UP TO NO GOOD. LITTLE GIRL CRUSH devastated STASSIA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Stassia remains our top Wall of Steel, however. * VISTA BLOWS (18-9258) (47-25-0,210) of WASTELAND challenged COOLER (82-7277) (89- 88-1,210) of STYROFOAM. VISTA BLOWS was handily defeated by COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. * MARV JR (18-9288) (17-3-0,209) of WASTELAND challenged DOC STEELE (18-6010) (101- 185-6,203) of ARROGANCE. MARV JR was viciously subdued by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute Challenge brawl. * NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (82-32893) (13-6-0,74) of LEGENDS OF IDAHO challenged TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889) (20-82-0,39) of BEACH BABES. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute Challenge match. * DIRTY ZEALOT (82-55889) (11-10-0,64) of FLOPS challenged KORLAC (21-6574) (19-9- 1,88) of DEATH MOB 4. DIRTY ZEALOT won victory over KORLAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. * LITTLEST TYRANT (82-55890) (12-4-0,49) of THE NEPHEW challenged MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (22-66-3,35) of BEACH BABES. LITTLEST TYRANT overpowered MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Wait, didn't they fight last turn? SUPER BUM (82-18411) (101-50-2,391) of FLAT BROKE fought GATEWAY (82-15631) (53-43- 0,224) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. SUPER BUM slimly won victory over GATEWAY in an action packed 4 minute Title melee. Well done! Let's see... of course, Crack is Cheap will be our Overall Popularity Leader until he is inducted, which could be a VERY long time. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (64-84- 0,207) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (41-65-1,195) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat ??RADAR?? in an action packed 6 minute gory fight. Mmm hmm. *yawning* Well done. Oh dear! This turn's least favorite is... A. Monk. A. MONK, P.I. (24-4732) (44-16- 0,179) of 071406C fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200) of OLD STANDBYS. A. MONK, P.I. was handily defeated by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Well... if it's any consolation, I don't think the Beggar is completely blind. Just legally. And I'm sorry to say we had one death. GAMMA (21-6618) (17-7-1,59) of DEATH MOB 4 fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-0,0) of OLD STANDBYS. GAMMA was murdered by COCKY SPECTATOR in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Oops, how did that happen? Gamma, I have sent you a bottle of vitamins and a paperback copy of "How to Fight Good" by Ferd the Tower. Read it. Live it. Oddly, there is no Top Parry-Lunger listed, nor a Parry-Riposter, nor a Slasher either! This is a bad sign. There's a prophecy about it, I think. It's many years old, dating back before the creation of the regional arenas. It goes, "On the day that Willow Beach lacks plungers, rippers, and slashers of sufficient quality, there will come a new hardware store, and the name on its sign shall be: DOOM." So everyone keep an eye out, please, for Doom's Hardware. Because I need a Phillips screwdriver. That about does it for this turn. But for last turn (since some of you didn't get the Sporting Journal) here is my spyreport for your reading enjoyment: Last Turn's Spyreport: Men and Women of the Federation! No one died, no one avoided, but there were two Tournament Victor challenges! ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) (41-27-0,201) of NO MORE TEARS TV challenged PTI (7-5412) (111-39-0,301) of WASTELAND II. ZOMBIE STOMP slimly won victory over PTI in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fight. Well done, Mr. Stomp! LITTLE GIRL CRUSH (82-55739) (24-7-0,160) of 13 YRS & COUNTING TV challenged CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (75-83-2,164) of ILLFANG PACT. LITTLE GIRL CRUSH subdued CRYSOPRASE in an exciting 1 minute Challenge melee. Crysoprase is our premier Parry-Strike warrior, by the way. And for our title fight...a random match. Of course, Super Bum does have trouble finding highly ranked warriors who are not in his own guild. SUPER BUM (82-18411) (100-50-2,382) of FLAT BROKE fought COOLER (82-7277) (89-87-1,218) of STYROFOAM. SUPER BUM luckily beat COOLER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title duel. *cough* Erm...luckily? And why did Super Bum need luck for that one? Granted, Cooler is a worthy warrior. But he is not in Super Bum's league. This is disturbing news. Of course, Crack is Cheap remains our Overall Popularity Leader. Let's see how Mr. Cheap did today. Ah...he fought a stand-in. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (63-84-0,198) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0-0,200) of STAND-IN HEROES! CRACK IS CHEAP won victory over SHADOWMANE in a popular 6 minute brutal fight. Mmm hmm. Harder than it should've been, eh? Shadowmane is tough. Everyone likes ??RadaR?? And no one thought he should have been made to work so hard. That's why he was voted This Turn's Favorite. ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (41-64-1,190) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought RED FUSION (6-5480) (84-60-0,194) of IT'S NEW!. ??RADAR?? was viciously subdued by RED FUSION in an action packed 9 minute bout. Oh, Beach Betty, I'm sorry. DIRTY ZEALOT (82-55889) (10-10-0,40) of FLOPS fought BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (30-50-0,67) of BEACH BABES. DIRTY ZEALOT devastated BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute one-sided battle. For some reason, BB was voted Least Popular this turn. That wasn't how *I* voted! BB, I hope you didn't get any on you. Oddly, Snide Clemens stopped by and remarked that Crysoprase was challenged more times than the Keeper of the Runeblade. Well...yeah. She was challenged. If Super Bum had been challenged at all, he would have fought in a challenge match, because there were no avoids. Duh. I think that is all there is to be said about this round of fights. Next turn, my friends, may you leap into battle with a mighty yell and with fierce joy in your hearts. *big smile* Until then...well, stay hungry. Desiree -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.552 / Virus Database: 270.10.16/1928 - Release Date: 1/31/2009 8:03 PM KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SUPER BUM 82-18411 102 50 2 404 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 41 43 3 279 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 135 49 1 277 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE GOHAN 18-8449 79 50 1 263 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 91 57 0 254 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 84 57 0 252 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI GOKU 7-5628 85 35 0 250 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR HAILSTORM 7-5698 75 30 1 245 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR -ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617 42 27 0 245 NO MORE TEARS (1319) DWES EG ONE A DAY 98-799 102 56 3 235 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL COOLER 82-7277 90 88 1 231 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 50 20 1 219 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF THAT GUY 97-2120 32 18 3 219 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE DOC STEELE 18-6010 102 185 6 218 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA 2 62-2976 84 66 4 217 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 39 65 2 215 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 65 84 0 214 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG PTI 7-5412 112 40 0 213 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 54 21 2 212 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI HE HATE ME 18-7820 98 63 2 211 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GATEWAY 82-15631 53 44 0 210 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG COLON CONVOY 18-9115 53 35 0 210 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 154 2 208 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME PUTRID KOALA 62-96 45 40 2 205 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS RED FUSION 6-5480 85 61 0 197 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL -BRICKTOP 18-7955 70 76 0 197 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA HEAT 98-981 71 58 4 195 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL MARV JR 18-9288 17 4 0 195 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ??RADAR?? 82-20310 41 66 1 194 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 47 26 0 191 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA MANUTE BOL 5-4233 66 58 0 185 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS DEATH MAGE 62-2115 23 13 1 182 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797 26 7 0 181 13 YRS & COUNTING (1310) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 32 33 0 180 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 44 17 0 176 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 85 2 170 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT TEPID FELONY 98-1081 31 21 4 168 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL STASSIA 37-1523 61 70 2 164 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 27 61 0 164 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 32 54 0 142 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MEN WORKING 38-4189 44 155 1 134 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DIRTY ZEALOT 82--9647 12 10 0 89 FLOPS (1321) DWES EG NAPOLEON DYNAMIT 82--32643 14 6 0 76 LEGENDS OF IDAHO (1318) DWES EG KORLAC 21-6574 19 10 1 73 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET BEACH BETTY 7-5768 31 51 0 69 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646 13 4 0 56 THE NEPHEW (1322) DWES EG VORG 21-6576 19 10 0 43 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 20 83 0 40 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MIAMI MIA 7-4818 22 67 3 31 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR GAMMA 21-6618 17 8 1 19 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN GAMMA 21-6618 17 8 1 DEATH MOB 4 1317 COCKY SPECTATOR 498 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE So, what's the deal with the Dwes Eg newsletter instead of the Darkholm Sporting Journal? What the heck are we supposed to do with it? Besides using it to wrap fish or start fires. -- the Beach Babes I have no idea. I heard that it happened in Talahya, too, though. Greasy Napkins -- So? Wash 'em. -- Aloha Alice Stassia -- You're falling out of your vest, kid. That's SOOO embarrassing. -- Laguna Lil P.S. Although I suppose if I was a guy, it would be different. Napoleon Dynamite -- Don't you know any words besides "Boom"? -- Miami Mia Dirty Zealot -- And ripe, too. -- Beach Betty Littlest Tyrant -- I hope you choke on that quarter. -- Tallahasse Tina P.S. Hey, I'm a golem, I don't have to feel maternal. Little Girl Crush -- If you liked me so much, you could have just said so. -- Crysoprase Laguna Lil -- Maybe you should be working on your tan, not trying to succeed in the arena. -- Stassia P.S. Well... can't get that much of a tan on the Lake of Mist, can you? Last Turn's Ads: Psycho Grandma -- I don't know why your manager considers you remarkable and someone to be wary of. Your attitude seems perfectly normal to me. The sort of attitude any grandmother would have. Probably even Grandmother Moses got that way, you know? Especially when someone looked over her shoulder and told her she was painting the cows wrong. -- Laguna Lil Tepid Felony -- I don't see any "killer words" in your name. Rather boring, if you get down to it. You want killer words, for a good sense try "check enclosed," and for a bad one "past due." That'll get the old adrenaline flowing. -- Aloha Alice Korlac -- What do you mean, you're a Death Mobster? This isn't Atlantic City, you know! Well, okay, I suppose Miami has its problems, too. But still. You're probably just making things worse, trying to be dramatic. It's true that in some instances "dramatic" is a "babe magnet," but any woman who is attracted to that kind of cheap drama probably isn't worth having. Think about it. -- Miami Mia Napoleon Dynamite -- Touchy guy, aren't you? -- Tallahasse Tina Bookie's Guard? I have nothing to do with bookies at ANY TIME. So just get away from me. -- Beach Betty Desiree -- I don't want TEA, I want SMASH. I have sent to Bonsur for a fresh supply, since no one makes it well here on the Isle. Although I have heard that a colleague in Crysalis makes a good punch. -- Miami Mia What is smash? -- Desiree Desiree -- I hope you lighted a candle to burn it off. -- Tallahasse Tina For a brain fart? *smiling* Those are tinier than cat farts. By the time you know about it, the vapors are gone. So, the tourney being over now, do we get a rush of new gladiators and more committed managers? Or what? -- the Beach Babes Probably so! Yay! Putrid Koala -- That was just disgusting. I don't like having either arm disengaged. -- Crysoprase Men Working -- Ha! Not working very hard, that much I can see! -- Stassia LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS LITTLE GIRL CRUSH devastated STASSIA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. VISTA BLOWS was handily defeated by COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. MARV JR was viciously subdued by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute Challenge brawl. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute Challenge match. DIRTY ZEALOT won victory over KORLAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. LITTLEST TYRANT overpowered MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. SUPER BUM slimly won victory over GATEWAY in a action packed 4 minute Title melee. TASTY HANGNAIL won victory over PUTRID KOALA in a 2 minute duel. GOKU savagely defeated DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 7 minute gory duel. HAILSTORM overpowered SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute uneven match. MASOCHISTIC NEWT savagely defeated RED FUSION in a exciting 6 minute bloody match. GOHAN handily defeated SOLACIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest. ETCHED IN STONE devastated BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout. COLON CONVOY was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute one-sided duel. THAT GUY viciously subdued SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS devastated SHADOWMANE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl. WORK IN PROGRESS was demolished by PTI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. 5 GOT PICKED overpowered CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict. SMELL CAREFULLY overpowered MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute uneven fight. HE HATE ME demolished SHADOWMANE in a 1 minute uneven bout. 2 vanquished GREASY NAPKINS in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray. PSYCHO GRANDMA! defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a action packed 1 minute fight. CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat ??RADAR?? in a action packed 6 minute gory fight. ONE A DAY savagely defeated SOLACIA in a action packed 4 minute brutal match. HEAT won victory over LAGUNA LIL in a popular 1 minute gruesome fray. DEATH MAGE savagely defeated ALOHA ALICE in a action packed 5 minute competition. TEPID FELONY overpowered MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven fight. A. MONK, P.I. was handily defeated by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. GAMMA was murdered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. VORG was overpowered by BEACH BETTY in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 17 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 - 0 75 | |LUNGING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 143 - 57 - 1 72 | |TOTAL PARRY 8 LUNGING ATTACK 81 - 56 - 1 59 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 53 - 50 - 0 51 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 18 - 0 42 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 28 - 0 30 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 17 - 0 15 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 24 - 0 8 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 20 - 0 5 | Turn 498 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 5 AIMED BLOW STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY AIMED BLOW 12 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 41 43 3 279 DEATH MOB (329) TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 135 49 1 277 CEMENTIA (1112) AIMED BLOW GOHAN 18-8449 79 50 1 263 WASTELAND (468) LUNGING ATTACK GOKU 7-5628 85 35 0 250 WASTELAND II (500) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 154 2 208 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 85 2 170 ILLFANG PACT (281) WALL OF STEEL STASSIA 37-1523 61 70 2 164 UP TO NO GOOD (316) BASHING ATTACK LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 27 61 0 164 BEACH BABES (1058) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081. The ten other most popular fighters were GOKU 7-5628, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, DEATH MAGE 62-2115, GATEWAY 82-15631, THAT GUY 97-2120, DOC STEELE 18-6010, LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797, SUPER BUM 82-18411, ONE A DAY 98-799, and ALOHA ALICE 7-4867. The least popular fighter this week was A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732. The other ten least popular fighters were MANUTE BOL 5-4233, VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, MEN WORKING 38-4189, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, COLON CONVOY 18-9115, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, and VORG 21-6576. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 SUNSET(21) 0 3 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 7 3 0 BONSUR(7) 5 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0 WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 3 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 4 3 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 85 2 170 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT MANUTE BOL 5-4233 66 58 0 185 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS RED FUSION 6-5480 85 61 0 197 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 91 57 0 254 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 50 20 1 219 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF GOHAN 18-8449 79 50 1 263 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA KORLAC 21-6574 19 10 1 73 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 44 17 0 176 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT STASSIA 37-1523 61 70 2 164 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 154 2 208 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 54 21 2 212 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 84 57 0 252 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 135 49 1 277 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 41 43 3 279 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS SUPER BUM 82-18411 102 50 2 404 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG THAT GUY 97-2120 32 18 3 219 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 102 56 3 235 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL