DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 01/31/2009    Duedate: 02/13/2009

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-498

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-NO MORE TEAR 82/1319 1303  478  8 73.2      WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                  
  2 FLOPS 82/1321        3419 2548 12 57.3      KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295               
    LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/1318                    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                   
    THE NEPHEW 82/1322                          NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1310                 3 STREET PIZZA 18/114  1953 1598 22 55.0
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286             
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                           ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254          
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258           
    072905R 41/1273                           4 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1178 1042  8 53.1
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                          5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281    406  569  6 41.6
    071406C 24/1292                             UP TO NO GOOD 37/316                  
    DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293                 6 DEATH MOB 62/329       60   87  2 40.8
    WASTELAND 18/468                            DEATH MOB 4 21/1317                   
    WASTELAND II 7/500                        7-STREET URCHIN 6/1320   20   33  0 37.7
    NUMBERS 62/937                            8 ARROGANCE 18/732     1046 1860 17 36.0
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                       9 BEACH BABES 7/1058    392  734  4 34.8

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 615): WAYWARD SON of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 498): HORMONAL GROWTH of WIDE WORLD OF... (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 623): BUD GREEN of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 618): HALIBUTT of WIZARD'S WRATH (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 619): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 620): NEANDERTHAL of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 610): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 606): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 605): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 577): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 256): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 553): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 504): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 242): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 230): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 453): INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 207): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 467): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 615): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 498): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 623): SORCERY COVENANT (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 618): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 619): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 620): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 610): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 606): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 605): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 577): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 256): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 553): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 504): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 242): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 230): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 453): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 207): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 497) NO MORE TEARS (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 623): BUD GREEN of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 620): NEANDERTHAL of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 619): HIDA YAKAMO of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 609): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 604): THELONIUS of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 504): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 452): RUSSIAN BEAR of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, warriors of Darkholm!

     There were no avoids, and just six challenge matches.  Although one of them, at
least, was a TV challenge!

* LITTLE GIRL CRUSH (82-55739) (25-7-0,168) of 13 YRS & COUNTING TV challenged
STASSIA (37-1523) (61-69-2,168) of UP TO NO GOOD.  LITTLE GIRL CRUSH devastated
STASSIA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Stassia remains our top Wall of
Steel, however.

* VISTA BLOWS (18-9258) (47-25-0,210) of WASTELAND challenged COOLER (82-7277) (89-
88-1,210) of STYROFOAM.  VISTA BLOWS was handily defeated by COOLER in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge match.

* MARV JR (18-9288) (17-3-0,209) of WASTELAND challenged DOC STEELE (18-6010) (101-
185-6,203) of ARROGANCE.  MARV JR was viciously subdued by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute
Challenge brawl.

* NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (82-32893) (13-6-0,74) of LEGENDS OF IDAHO challenged TALLAHASSE
TINA (7-4889) (20-82-0,39) of BEACH BABES.    NAPOLEON DYNAMITE overpowered
TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute Challenge match.

* DIRTY ZEALOT (82-55889) (11-10-0,64) of FLOPS challenged KORLAC (21-6574) (19-9-
1,88) of DEATH MOB 4.  DIRTY ZEALOT won victory over KORLAC in a crowd pleasing 1
minute Challenge fight.

* LITTLEST TYRANT (82-55890) (12-4-0,49) of THE NEPHEW challenged MIAMI MIA (7-4818)
(22-66-3,35) of BEACH BABES.  LITTLEST TYRANT overpowered MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl.  Wait, didn't they fight last turn?

SUPER BUM (82-18411) (101-50-2,391) of FLAT BROKE fought GATEWAY (82-15631) (53-43-
0,224) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES.  SUPER BUM slimly won victory over GATEWAY in an
action packed 4 minute Title melee.  Well done!

Let's see... of course, Crack is Cheap will be our Overall Popularity Leader until he
is inducted, which could be a VERY long time.  CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (64-84-
0,207) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (41-65-1,195) of DYSLEXICS
UNTIE! II.  CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat ??RADAR?? in an action packed 6 minute gory
fight.  Mmm hmm.  *yawning*  Well done.

Oh dear!  This turn's least favorite is... A. Monk.  A. MONK, P.I. (24-4732) (44-16-
0,179) of 071406C fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200) of OLD STANDBYS.  A.
MONK, P.I. was handily defeated by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
Well... if it's any consolation, I don't think the Beggar is completely blind.  Just
legally.

And I'm sorry to say we had one death.  GAMMA (21-6618) (17-7-1,59) of DEATH MOB 4
fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-0,0) of OLD STANDBYS.  GAMMA was murdered by
COCKY SPECTATOR in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  Oops, how did that happen?
Gamma, I have sent you a bottle of vitamins and a paperback copy of "How to Fight
Good" by Ferd the Tower.  Read it.  Live it.

Oddly, there is no Top Parry-Lunger listed, nor a Parry-Riposter, nor a Slasher
either!  This is a bad sign.  There's a prophecy about it, I think.  It's many years
old, dating back before the creation of the regional arenas.  It goes, "On the day
that Willow Beach lacks plungers, rippers, and slashers of sufficient quality, there
will come a new hardware store, and the name on its sign shall be:  DOOM."  So
everyone keep an eye out, please, for Doom's Hardware.  Because I need a Phillips
screwdriver.

That about does it for this turn.  But for last turn (since some of you didn't get
the Sporting Journal) here is my spyreport for your reading enjoyment:

Last Turn's Spyreport:

Men and Women of the Federation!

     No one died, no one avoided, but there were two Tournament Victor 
challenges!
     ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) (41-27-0,201) of NO MORE TEARS TV challenged 
PTI (7-5412) (111-39-0,301) of WASTELAND II.  ZOMBIE STOMP slimly won 
victory over PTI in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fight.  Well done, 
Mr. Stomp!
     LITTLE GIRL CRUSH (82-55739) (24-7-0,160) of 13 YRS & COUNTING TV 
challenged CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (75-83-2,164) of ILLFANG PACT.  LITTLE GIRL 
CRUSH subdued CRYSOPRASE in an exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.  
Crysoprase is our premier Parry-Strike warrior, by the way.
     And for our title fight...a random match.  Of course, Super Bum does 
have trouble finding highly ranked warriors who are not in his own guild.  
SUPER BUM (82-18411) (100-50-2,382) of FLAT BROKE fought COOLER (82-7277) 
(89-87-1,218) of STYROFOAM.  SUPER BUM luckily beat COOLER in a crowd 
pleasing 4 minute Title duel.  *cough*  Erm...luckily?  And why did Super 
Bum need luck for that one?  Granted, Cooler is a worthy warrior.  But he 
is not in Super Bum's league.  This is disturbing news.
     Of course, Crack is Cheap remains our Overall Popularity Leader.  
Let's see how Mr. Cheap did today.  Ah...he fought a stand-in.  CRACK IS 
CHEAP (82-18422) (63-84-0,198) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought SHADOWMANE 
(104-28) (0-0-0,200) of STAND-IN HEROES!  CRACK IS CHEAP won victory over 
SHADOWMANE in a popular 6 minute brutal fight.  Mmm hmm.  Harder than it 
should've been, eh?  Shadowmane is tough.
     Everyone likes ??RadaR??  And no one thought he should have been made 
to work so hard.  That's why he was voted This Turn's Favorite.  ??RADAR?? 
(82-20310) (41-64-1,190) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought RED FUSION (6-5480) 
(84-60-0,194) of IT'S NEW!.  ??RADAR?? was viciously subdued by RED FUSION 
in an action packed 9 minute bout.
     Oh, Beach Betty, I'm sorry.  DIRTY ZEALOT (82-55889) (10-10-0,40) of 
FLOPS fought BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (30-50-0,67) of BEACH BABES.  DIRTY 
ZEALOT devastated BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.  For some 
reason, BB was voted Least Popular this turn.  That wasn't how *I* voted!  
BB, I hope you didn't get any on you.
     Oddly, Snide Clemens stopped by and remarked that Crysoprase was 
challenged more times than the Keeper of the Runeblade.  Well...yeah.  She 
was challenged.  If Super Bum had been challenged at all, he would have 
fought in a challenge match, because there were no avoids.  Duh.
     I think that is all there is to be said about this round of fights.  
Next turn, my friends, may you leap into battle with a mighty yell and with 
fierce joy in your hearts.  *big smile*
     Until then...well, stay hungry.

                                       Desiree

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KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUPER BUM 82-18411         102  50  2  404  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    41  43  3  279  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    135  49  1  277  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 GOHAN 18-8449               79  50  1  263  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       91  57  0  254  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  84  57  0  252  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 GOKU 7-5628                 85  35  0  250  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            75  30  1  245  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
-ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617        42  27  0  245  NO MORE TEARS (1319)       DWES EG
 ONE A DAY 98-799           102  56  3  235  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 COOLER 82-7277              90  88  1  231  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     50  20  1  219  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 THAT GUY 97-2120            32  18  3  219  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 DOC STEELE 18-6010         102 185  6  218  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 2 62-2976                   84  66  4  217  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     39  65  2  215  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     65  84  0  214  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 PTI 7-5412                 112  40  0  213  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        54  21  2  212  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          98  63  2  211  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GATEWAY 82-15631            53  44  0  210  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        53  35  0  210  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    45 154  2  208  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          45  40  2  205  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           85  61  0  197  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
-BRICKTOP 18-7955            70  76  0  197  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HEAT 98-981                 71  58  4  195  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 MARV JR 18-9288             17   4  0  195  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          41  66  1  194  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         47  26  0  191  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           66  58  0  185  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 DEATH MAGE 62-2115          23  13  1  182  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797  26   7  0  181  13 YRS & COUNTING (1310)   DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     32  33  0  180  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       44  17  0  176  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           75  85  2  170  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        31  21  4  168  KILLER WORDS F3 (1295)     SYVYN'S HILL
 STASSIA 37-1523             61  70  2  164  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           27  61  0  164  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          32  54  0  142  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         44 155  1  134  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY ZEALOT 82--9647       12  10  0   89  FLOPS (1321)               DWES EG
 NAPOLEON DYNAMIT 82--32643  14   6  0   76  LEGENDS OF IDAHO (1318)    DWES EG
 KORLAC 21-6574              19  10  1   73  DEATH MOB 4 (1317)         SUNSET
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          31  51  0   69  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646    13   4  0   56  THE NEPHEW (1322)          DWES EG
 VORG 21-6576                19  10  0   43  DEATH MOB 4 (1317)         SUNSET
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      20  83  0   40  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            22  67  3   31  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 GAMMA 21-6618               17   8  1   19  DEATH MOB 4 (1317)         SUNSET

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
GAMMA 21-6618             17   8  1 DEATH MOB 4 1317       COCKY SPECTATOR           498

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

So, what's the deal with the Dwes Eg newsletter instead of the Darkholm Sporting
Journal?  What the heck are we supposed to do with it?  Besides using it to wrap fish
or start fires. -- the Beach Babes

     I have no idea.  I heard that it happened in Talahya, too, though.

Greasy Napkins -- So?  Wash 'em. -- Aloha Alice

Stassia -- You're falling out of your vest, kid.  That's SOOO embarrassing. -- Laguna
Lil
P.S.  Although I suppose if I was a guy, it would be different.

Napoleon Dynamite -- Don't you know any words besides "Boom"? -- Miami Mia

Dirty Zealot -- And ripe, too. -- Beach Betty

Littlest Tyrant -- I hope you choke on that quarter. -- Tallahasse Tina
P.S.  Hey, I'm a golem, I don't have to feel maternal.

Little Girl Crush -- If you liked me so much, you could have just said so. --
Crysoprase

Laguna Lil -- Maybe you should be working on your tan, not trying to succeed in the
arena. -- Stassia
P.S.  Well... can't get that much of a tan on the Lake of Mist, can you?

Last Turn's Ads:

Psycho Grandma -- I don't know why your manager considers you remarkable and someone
to be wary of.  Your attitude seems perfectly normal to me.  The sort of attitude any
grandmother would have.  Probably even Grandmother Moses got that way, you know?
Especially when someone looked over her shoulder and told her she was painting the
cows wrong. -- Laguna Lil

Tepid Felony -- I don't see any "killer words" in your name.  Rather boring, if you
get down to it.  You want killer words, for a good sense try "check enclosed," and
for a bad one "past due."  That'll get the old adrenaline flowing. -- Aloha Alice

Korlac -- What do you mean, you're a Death Mobster?  This isn't Atlantic City, you
know!  Well, okay, I suppose Miami has its problems, too.  But still.  You're
probably just making things worse, trying to be dramatic.  It's true that in some
instances "dramatic" is a "babe magnet," but any woman who is attracted to that kind
of cheap drama probably isn't worth having.  Think about it. -- Miami Mia

Napoleon Dynamite -- Touchy guy, aren't you? -- Tallahasse Tina

Bookie's Guard?  I have nothing to do with bookies at ANY TIME.  So just get away
from me. -- Beach Betty

Desiree -- I don't want TEA, I want SMASH.  I have sent to Bonsur for a fresh supply,
since no one makes it well here on the Isle.  Although I have heard that a colleague
in Crysalis makes a good punch. -- Miami Mia

     What is smash? -- Desiree

Desiree -- I hope you lighted a candle to burn it off. -- Tallahasse Tina

     For a brain fart?  *smiling*  Those are tinier than cat farts.  By the time you
     know about it, the vapors are gone.

So, the tourney being over now, do we get a rush of new gladiators and more committed
managers?  Or what? -- the Beach Babes

     Probably so!  Yay!

Putrid Koala -- That was just disgusting.  I don't like having either arm disengaged.
-- Crysoprase

Men Working -- Ha!  Not working very hard, that much I can see! -- Stassia

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LITTLE GIRL CRUSH devastated STASSIA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
VISTA BLOWS was handily defeated by COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MARV JR was viciously subdued by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
DIRTY ZEALOT won victory over KORLAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
LITTLEST TYRANT overpowered MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SUPER BUM slimly won victory over GATEWAY in a action packed 4 minute Title melee.
TASTY HANGNAIL won victory over PUTRID KOALA in a 2 minute duel.
GOKU savagely defeated DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 7 minute gory duel.
HAILSTORM overpowered SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
MASOCHISTIC NEWT savagely defeated RED FUSION in a exciting 6 minute bloody match.
GOHAN handily defeated SOLACIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
ETCHED IN STONE devastated BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
COLON CONVOY was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THAT GUY viciously subdued SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS devastated SHADOWMANE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WORK IN PROGRESS was demolished by PTI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
5 GOT PICKED overpowered CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SMELL CAREFULLY overpowered MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HE HATE ME demolished SHADOWMANE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
2 vanquished GREASY NAPKINS in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a action packed 1 minute fight.
CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat ??RADAR?? in a action packed 6 minute gory fight.
ONE A DAY savagely defeated SOLACIA in a action packed 4 minute brutal match.
HEAT won victory over LAGUNA LIL in a popular 1 minute gruesome fray.
DEATH MAGE savagely defeated ALOHA ALICE in a action packed 5 minute competition.
TEPID FELONY overpowered MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
A. MONK, P.I. was handily defeated by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GAMMA was murdered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
VORG was overpowered by BEACH BETTY in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      17         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         AIMED BLOW       143 -  57 -  1      72  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK    81 -  56 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       53 -  50 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  18 -  0      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  28 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  17 -  0      15  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  24 -  0       8  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  20 -  0       5  |

Turn 498 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         5  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        12 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081   41  43  3  279 DEATH MOB (329)
TOTAL PARRY      ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112   135  49  1  277 CEMENTIA (1112)
AIMED BLOW       GOHAN 18-8449              79  50  1  263 WASTELAND (468)
LUNGING ATTACK   GOKU 7-5628                85  35  0  250 WASTELAND II (500)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   45 154  2  208 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE     CRYSOPRASE 1-3266          75  85  2  170 ILLFANG PACT (281)
WALL OF STEEL    STASSIA 37-1523            61  70  2  164 UP TO NO GOOD (316)
BASHING ATTACK   LAGUNA LIL 7-5681          27  61  0  164 BEACH BABES (1058)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
GOKU 7-5628, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, DEATH MAGE 62-2115, GATEWAY 82-15631, THAT GUY 
97-2120, DOC STEELE 18-6010, LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797, SUPER BUM 82-18411, ONE A 
DAY 98-799, and ALOHA ALICE 7-4867.

The least popular fighter this week was A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MANUTE BOL 5-4233, VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, MEN WORKING 38-4189, 
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, COLON CONVOY 
18-9115, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, and VORG 21-6576.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  SUNSET(21)           0  3 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          7  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     3  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  3 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           75  85  2  170  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           66  58  0  185  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           85  61  0  197  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       91  57  0  254  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     50  20  1  219  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 GOHAN 18-8449               79  50  1  263  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 KORLAC 21-6574              19  10  1   73  DEATH MOB 4 (1317)         SUNSET
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       44  17  0  176  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 STASSIA 37-1523             61  70  2  164  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    45 154  2  208  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        54  21  2  212  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  84  57  0  252  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    135  49  1  277  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    41  43  3  279  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 SUPER BUM 82-18411         102  50  2  404  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 THAT GUY 97-2120            32  18  3  219  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799           102  56  3  235  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL