DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 01/31/2009 Duedate: 02/13/2009
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-498
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-NO MORE TEAR 82/1319 1303 478 8 73.2 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201
2 FLOPS 82/1321 3419 2548 12 57.3 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295
LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/1318 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228
THE NEPHEW 82/1322 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1310 3 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1953 1598 22 55.0
CEMENTIA 61/1112 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
LOOK OUT! 16/1278 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
072905R 41/1273 4 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1178 1042 8 53.1
MY DRUGS 98/1179 5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 406 569 6 41.6
071406C 24/1292 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 6 DEATH MOB 62/329 60 87 2 40.8
WASTELAND 18/468 DEATH MOB 4 21/1317
WASTELAND II 7/500 7-STREET URCHIN 6/1320 20 33 0 37.7
NUMBERS 62/937 8 ARROGANCE 18/732 1046 1860 17 36.0
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 9 BEACH BABES 7/1058 392 734 4 34.8
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 615): WAYWARD SON of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 498): HORMONAL GROWTH of WIDE WORLD OF... (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 623): BUD GREEN of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 618): HALIBUTT of WIZARD'S WRATH (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 619): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 620): NEANDERTHAL of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 610): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 606): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 605): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 36 JHANS (turn 577): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 256): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 553): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 504): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 242): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 230): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 453): INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 207): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 467): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 615): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 498): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 623): SORCERY COVENANT (?, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 618): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 619): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 620): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 610): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 606): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 605): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 577): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 256): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 553): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 504): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 242): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 230): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 453): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 207): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 497) NO MORE TEARS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 623): BUD GREEN of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 620): NEANDERTHAL of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
(turn 619): HIDA YAKAMO of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 609): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 604): THELONIUS of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 504): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 452): RUSSIAN BEAR of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, warriors of Darkholm!
There were no avoids, and just six challenge matches. Although one of them, at
least, was a TV challenge!
* LITTLE GIRL CRUSH (82-55739) (25-7-0,168) of 13 YRS & COUNTING TV challenged
STASSIA (37-1523) (61-69-2,168) of UP TO NO GOOD. LITTLE GIRL CRUSH devastated
STASSIA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Stassia remains our top Wall of
Steel, however.
* VISTA BLOWS (18-9258) (47-25-0,210) of WASTELAND challenged COOLER (82-7277) (89-
88-1,210) of STYROFOAM. VISTA BLOWS was handily defeated by COOLER in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge match.
* MARV JR (18-9288) (17-3-0,209) of WASTELAND challenged DOC STEELE (18-6010) (101-
185-6,203) of ARROGANCE. MARV JR was viciously subdued by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute
Challenge brawl.
* NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (82-32893) (13-6-0,74) of LEGENDS OF IDAHO challenged TALLAHASSE
TINA (7-4889) (20-82-0,39) of BEACH BABES. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE overpowered
TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
* DIRTY ZEALOT (82-55889) (11-10-0,64) of FLOPS challenged KORLAC (21-6574) (19-9-
1,88) of DEATH MOB 4. DIRTY ZEALOT won victory over KORLAC in a crowd pleasing 1
minute Challenge fight.
* LITTLEST TYRANT (82-55890) (12-4-0,49) of THE NEPHEW challenged MIAMI MIA (7-4818)
(22-66-3,35) of BEACH BABES. LITTLEST TYRANT overpowered MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl. Wait, didn't they fight last turn?
SUPER BUM (82-18411) (101-50-2,391) of FLAT BROKE fought GATEWAY (82-15631) (53-43-
0,224) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. SUPER BUM slimly won victory over GATEWAY in an
action packed 4 minute Title melee. Well done!
Let's see... of course, Crack is Cheap will be our Overall Popularity Leader until he
is inducted, which could be a VERY long time. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (64-84-
0,207) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (41-65-1,195) of DYSLEXICS
UNTIE! II. CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat ??RADAR?? in an action packed 6 minute gory
fight. Mmm hmm. *yawning* Well done.
Oh dear! This turn's least favorite is... A. Monk. A. MONK, P.I. (24-4732) (44-16-
0,179) of 071406C fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200) of OLD STANDBYS. A.
MONK, P.I. was handily defeated by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
Well... if it's any consolation, I don't think the Beggar is completely blind. Just
legally.
And I'm sorry to say we had one death. GAMMA (21-6618) (17-7-1,59) of DEATH MOB 4
fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-0,0) of OLD STANDBYS. GAMMA was murdered by
COCKY SPECTATOR in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Oops, how did that happen?
Gamma, I have sent you a bottle of vitamins and a paperback copy of "How to Fight
Good" by Ferd the Tower. Read it. Live it.
Oddly, there is no Top Parry-Lunger listed, nor a Parry-Riposter, nor a Slasher
either! This is a bad sign. There's a prophecy about it, I think. It's many years
old, dating back before the creation of the regional arenas. It goes, "On the day
that Willow Beach lacks plungers, rippers, and slashers of sufficient quality, there
will come a new hardware store, and the name on its sign shall be: DOOM." So
everyone keep an eye out, please, for Doom's Hardware. Because I need a Phillips
screwdriver.
That about does it for this turn. But for last turn (since some of you didn't get
the Sporting Journal) here is my spyreport for your reading enjoyment:
Last Turn's Spyreport:
Men and Women of the Federation!
No one died, no one avoided, but there were two Tournament Victor
challenges!
ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) (41-27-0,201) of NO MORE TEARS TV challenged
PTI (7-5412) (111-39-0,301) of WASTELAND II. ZOMBIE STOMP slimly won
victory over PTI in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fight. Well done,
Mr. Stomp!
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH (82-55739) (24-7-0,160) of 13 YRS & COUNTING TV
challenged CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (75-83-2,164) of ILLFANG PACT. LITTLE GIRL
CRUSH subdued CRYSOPRASE in an exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
Crysoprase is our premier Parry-Strike warrior, by the way.
And for our title fight...a random match. Of course, Super Bum does
have trouble finding highly ranked warriors who are not in his own guild.
SUPER BUM (82-18411) (100-50-2,382) of FLAT BROKE fought COOLER (82-7277)
(89-87-1,218) of STYROFOAM. SUPER BUM luckily beat COOLER in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute Title duel. *cough* Erm...luckily? And why did Super
Bum need luck for that one? Granted, Cooler is a worthy warrior. But he
is not in Super Bum's league. This is disturbing news.
Of course, Crack is Cheap remains our Overall Popularity Leader.
Let's see how Mr. Cheap did today. Ah...he fought a stand-in. CRACK IS
CHEAP (82-18422) (63-84-0,198) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought SHADOWMANE
(104-28) (0-0-0,200) of STAND-IN HEROES! CRACK IS CHEAP won victory over
SHADOWMANE in a popular 6 minute brutal fight. Mmm hmm. Harder than it
should've been, eh? Shadowmane is tough.
Everyone likes ??RadaR?? And no one thought he should have been made
to work so hard. That's why he was voted This Turn's Favorite. ??RADAR??
(82-20310) (41-64-1,190) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought RED FUSION (6-5480)
(84-60-0,194) of IT'S NEW!. ??RADAR?? was viciously subdued by RED FUSION
in an action packed 9 minute bout.
Oh, Beach Betty, I'm sorry. DIRTY ZEALOT (82-55889) (10-10-0,40) of
FLOPS fought BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (30-50-0,67) of BEACH BABES. DIRTY
ZEALOT devastated BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute one-sided battle. For some
reason, BB was voted Least Popular this turn. That wasn't how *I* voted!
BB, I hope you didn't get any on you.
Oddly, Snide Clemens stopped by and remarked that Crysoprase was
challenged more times than the Keeper of the Runeblade. Well...yeah. She
was challenged. If Super Bum had been challenged at all, he would have
fought in a challenge match, because there were no avoids. Duh.
I think that is all there is to be said about this round of fights.
Next turn, my friends, may you leap into battle with a mighty yell and with
fierce joy in your hearts. *big smile*
Until then...well, stay hungry.
Desiree
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KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPER BUM 82-18411 102 50 2 404 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 41 43 3 279 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 135 49 1 277 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
GOHAN 18-8449 79 50 1 263 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 91 57 0 254 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 84 57 0 252 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
GOKU 7-5628 85 35 0 250 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
HAILSTORM 7-5698 75 30 1 245 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
-ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617 42 27 0 245 NO MORE TEARS (1319) DWES EG
ONE A DAY 98-799 102 56 3 235 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
COOLER 82-7277 90 88 1 231 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 50 20 1 219 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
THAT GUY 97-2120 32 18 3 219 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
DOC STEELE 18-6010 102 185 6 218 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
2 62-2976 84 66 4 217 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 39 65 2 215 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 65 84 0 214 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
PTI 7-5412 112 40 0 213 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 54 21 2 212 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
HE HATE ME 18-7820 98 63 2 211 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 53 44 0 210 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
COLON CONVOY 18-9115 53 35 0 210 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 154 2 208 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
PUTRID KOALA 62-96 45 40 2 205 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
RED FUSION 6-5480 85 61 0 197 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
-BRICKTOP 18-7955 70 76 0 197 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
HEAT 98-981 71 58 4 195 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
MARV JR 18-9288 17 4 0 195 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
??RADAR?? 82-20310 41 66 1 194 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 47 26 0 191 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 66 58 0 185 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
DEATH MAGE 62-2115 23 13 1 182 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797 26 7 0 181 13 YRS & COUNTING (1310) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 32 33 0 180 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 44 17 0 176 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 85 2 170 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
TEPID FELONY 98-1081 31 21 4 168 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL
STASSIA 37-1523 61 70 2 164 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 27 61 0 164 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 32 54 0 142 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MEN WORKING 38-4189 44 155 1 134 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY ZEALOT 82--9647 12 10 0 89 FLOPS (1321) DWES EG
NAPOLEON DYNAMIT 82--32643 14 6 0 76 LEGENDS OF IDAHO (1318) DWES EG
KORLAC 21-6574 19 10 1 73 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 31 51 0 69 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646 13 4 0 56 THE NEPHEW (1322) DWES EG
VORG 21-6576 19 10 0 43 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 20 83 0 40 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 22 67 3 31 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GAMMA 21-6618 17 8 1 19 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
GAMMA 21-6618 17 8 1 DEATH MOB 4 1317 COCKY SPECTATOR 498
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
So, what's the deal with the Dwes Eg newsletter instead of the Darkholm Sporting
Journal? What the heck are we supposed to do with it? Besides using it to wrap fish
or start fires. -- the Beach Babes
I have no idea. I heard that it happened in Talahya, too, though.
Greasy Napkins -- So? Wash 'em. -- Aloha Alice
Stassia -- You're falling out of your vest, kid. That's SOOO embarrassing. -- Laguna
Lil
P.S. Although I suppose if I was a guy, it would be different.
Napoleon Dynamite -- Don't you know any words besides "Boom"? -- Miami Mia
Dirty Zealot -- And ripe, too. -- Beach Betty
Littlest Tyrant -- I hope you choke on that quarter. -- Tallahasse Tina
P.S. Hey, I'm a golem, I don't have to feel maternal.
Little Girl Crush -- If you liked me so much, you could have just said so. --
Crysoprase
Laguna Lil -- Maybe you should be working on your tan, not trying to succeed in the
arena. -- Stassia
P.S. Well... can't get that much of a tan on the Lake of Mist, can you?
Last Turn's Ads:
Psycho Grandma -- I don't know why your manager considers you remarkable and someone
to be wary of. Your attitude seems perfectly normal to me. The sort of attitude any
grandmother would have. Probably even Grandmother Moses got that way, you know?
Especially when someone looked over her shoulder and told her she was painting the
cows wrong. -- Laguna Lil
Tepid Felony -- I don't see any "killer words" in your name. Rather boring, if you
get down to it. You want killer words, for a good sense try "check enclosed," and
for a bad one "past due." That'll get the old adrenaline flowing. -- Aloha Alice
Korlac -- What do you mean, you're a Death Mobster? This isn't Atlantic City, you
know! Well, okay, I suppose Miami has its problems, too. But still. You're
probably just making things worse, trying to be dramatic. It's true that in some
instances "dramatic" is a "babe magnet," but any woman who is attracted to that kind
of cheap drama probably isn't worth having. Think about it. -- Miami Mia
Napoleon Dynamite -- Touchy guy, aren't you? -- Tallahasse Tina
Bookie's Guard? I have nothing to do with bookies at ANY TIME. So just get away
from me. -- Beach Betty
Desiree -- I don't want TEA, I want SMASH. I have sent to Bonsur for a fresh supply,
since no one makes it well here on the Isle. Although I have heard that a colleague
in Crysalis makes a good punch. -- Miami Mia
What is smash? -- Desiree
Desiree -- I hope you lighted a candle to burn it off. -- Tallahasse Tina
For a brain fart? *smiling* Those are tinier than cat farts. By the time you
know about it, the vapors are gone.
So, the tourney being over now, do we get a rush of new gladiators and more committed
managers? Or what? -- the Beach Babes
Probably so! Yay!
Putrid Koala -- That was just disgusting. I don't like having either arm disengaged.
-- Crysoprase
Men Working -- Ha! Not working very hard, that much I can see! -- Stassia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH devastated STASSIA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
VISTA BLOWS was handily defeated by COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MARV JR was viciously subdued by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
DIRTY ZEALOT won victory over KORLAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
LITTLEST TYRANT overpowered MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SUPER BUM slimly won victory over GATEWAY in a action packed 4 minute Title melee.
TASTY HANGNAIL won victory over PUTRID KOALA in a 2 minute duel.
GOKU savagely defeated DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 7 minute gory duel.
HAILSTORM overpowered SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
MASOCHISTIC NEWT savagely defeated RED FUSION in a exciting 6 minute bloody match.
GOHAN handily defeated SOLACIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
ETCHED IN STONE devastated BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
COLON CONVOY was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THAT GUY viciously subdued SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS devastated SHADOWMANE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WORK IN PROGRESS was demolished by PTI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
5 GOT PICKED overpowered CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SMELL CAREFULLY overpowered MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HE HATE ME demolished SHADOWMANE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
2 vanquished GREASY NAPKINS in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a action packed 1 minute fight.
CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat ??RADAR?? in a action packed 6 minute gory fight.
ONE A DAY savagely defeated SOLACIA in a action packed 4 minute brutal match.
HEAT won victory over LAGUNA LIL in a popular 1 minute gruesome fray.
DEATH MAGE savagely defeated ALOHA ALICE in a action packed 5 minute competition.
TEPID FELONY overpowered MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
A. MONK, P.I. was handily defeated by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GAMMA was murdered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
VORG was overpowered by BEACH BETTY in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 17 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 143 - 57 - 1 72 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 LUNGING ATTACK 81 - 56 - 1 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 53 - 50 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 18 - 0 42 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 28 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 17 - 0 15 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 24 - 0 8 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 20 - 0 5 |
Turn 498 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 5 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 12 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 41 43 3 279 DEATH MOB (329)
TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 135 49 1 277 CEMENTIA (1112)
AIMED BLOW GOHAN 18-8449 79 50 1 263 WASTELAND (468)
LUNGING ATTACK GOKU 7-5628 85 35 0 250 WASTELAND II (500)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 154 2 208 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 85 2 170 ILLFANG PACT (281)
WALL OF STEEL STASSIA 37-1523 61 70 2 164 UP TO NO GOOD (316)
BASHING ATTACK LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 27 61 0 164 BEACH BABES (1058)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081. The ten other most popular fighters were
GOKU 7-5628, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, DEATH MAGE 62-2115, GATEWAY 82-15631, THAT GUY
97-2120, DOC STEELE 18-6010, LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797, SUPER BUM 82-18411, ONE A
DAY 98-799, and ALOHA ALICE 7-4867.
The least popular fighter this week was A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732. The other ten least
popular fighters were MANUTE BOL 5-4233, VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, MEN WORKING 38-4189,
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, COLON CONVOY
18-9115, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, and VORG 21-6576.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 SUNSET(21) 0 3 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 7 3 0
BONSUR(7) 5 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 3 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 4 3 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 85 2 170 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 66 58 0 185 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 85 61 0 197 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 91 57 0 254 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 50 20 1 219 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
GOHAN 18-8449 79 50 1 263 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
KORLAC 21-6574 19 10 1 73 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET
A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 44 17 0 176 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT
STASSIA 37-1523 61 70 2 164 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 154 2 208 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 54 21 2 212 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 84 57 0 252 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 135 49 1 277 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 41 43 3 279 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS
SUPER BUM 82-18411 102 50 2 404 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
THAT GUY 97-2120 32 18 3 219 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
ONE A DAY 98-799 102 56 3 235 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL