DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 02/28/2009    Duedate: 03/13/2009

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-500

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 FLOPS 82/1321        3458 2563 12 57.4      WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                  
    LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/1318                    NUMBERS 62/937                        
    THE NEPHEW 82/1322                          LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                   
    13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1310                   NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                          2 STREET PIZZA 18/114  1955 1604 22 54.9
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286             
    LOOK OUT! 16/1278                           DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258           
    071406C 24/1292                             ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254          
    072905R 41/1273                           3 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1179 1043  8 53.1
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                          4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281    406  573  6 41.5
    DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293                   UP TO NO GOOD 37/316                  
    WASTELAND 18/468                          5 DEATH MOB 62/329       66   95  3 41.0
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          DEATH MOB 4 21/1317                   
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                          6 ARROGANCE 18/732     1048 1864 17 36.0
    KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295                     JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                       7 BEACH BABES 7/1058    393  743  4 34.6

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 617): JETSAM of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 500): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 625): RIGATONI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 620): JAMMY LARKE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 621): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 622): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 612): JOLEEN KRUZ of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 608): ARETE of UNTOUCHABLES (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 617): SUGAR MAGNOLIA of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 579): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 571): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 555): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 506): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 243): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 499): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 617): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 500): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 625): SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 620): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 621): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 622): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 612): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 608): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 607): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 579): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 571): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 555): DUNGEON CELL (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 506): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 243): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 499) FLOPS et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 617): JETSAM of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 620): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 616): TOAD LIKCER of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 554): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 505): VARGOI of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
                               INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Warriors and managers of Darkholm Arena,

No one died, and also no one avoided.  Out of 30 fights, there were 11 involving
standbys.  Of those fights, the standbys won 2 (Dirk Cholera and Ferd the Tower, who
are certainly the toughest).

There was just one challenge match.  Oh dear!  And here it is:  VISTA BLOWS (18-9258)
(47-27-0,184) of WASTELAND challenged COOLER (82-7277) (91-88-1,251) of STYROFOAM.
VISTA BLOWS devastated COOLER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Well
challenged!

As usual, Super Bum did not challenge, probably because the Challenger Champs were
crowded with his teammates.  Nevertheless he prevailed.  SUPER BUM (82-18411) (103-
50-2,412) of FLAT BROKE fought PUTRID KOALA (62-96) (46-40-2,225) of DEATH MOB.
SUPER BUM viciously subdued PUTRID KOALA in a crowd pleasing 14 minute Title brawl.
Strangely, he is not listed among the stylemasters, nor was he last turn.  Why is
that?  Does anybody know?  (Of course I could ask someone at the Commission, but I
feel like that would be cheating.)

I always mention Crack is Cheap, and why should today be any different?  In a contest
to see who has the least prepossessing name, CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (65-85-0,188)
of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought GREASY NAPKINS (82-10156) (32-34-0,180) of REAL PIZZA
FLAVOR.  CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by GREASY NAPKINS in an exciting 4
minute bout.  You know, I have heard that some Rirorni tribes name their offspring
after the first thing the mother sees after the baby is born.  (And why aren't there
more babies named Midwife, eh?  Or Anxious Daddy?  Or Ceiling?  Or, for that matter,
Red Wrinkled Baby?  Wait, wait, one more and I'll have enough for a team!
Fluorescent Light!)  My point being, some people get really desperate for names after
a while.  Hence, Crack is Cheap.  And hence, Greasy Napkins.  Anyway, Crack and
Greasy took the titles of Overall Popularity Leader and This Turn's Favorite.  Well
done.

And then there's Tallahassee Tina, who simply isn't cut out to be a warrior, poor
thing.  You'd think her manager would let her retire.  After all, this arena fighting
HURTS.  KORLAC (21-6574) (20-10-1,75) of DEATH MOB 4 fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889)
(20-84-0,40) of BEACH BABES.  KORLAC demolished TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute uneven
contest.

Etched in Stone is our top TP.  No surprise there.  ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (136-
49-1,286) of CEMENTIA fought SHEWISH GIANT (104-25) (0-0-0,181) of SAME OLD SAME OLD.
ETCHED IN STONE devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.  One must
admit that the Shewish Giant is a fairly competent Basher, a style which is supposed
to be good against Total Parries, so... well done, Mr. Stone.

Top Lunger is He Hate Me.  HE HATE ME (18-7820) (99-63-2,222) of WASTELAND fought
SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of SAME OLD SAME OLD.  HE HATE ME overpowered SOLACIA
in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.  Well done.  I'm not sure what
Solacia's style is.  Something to do with seduction I think, although in my opinion
she works far too hard at it.  Sheesh!  Not everything has to be sexual innuendo.

Our top Aimed Blow is Tasty Hangnail.  Wait a minute.  *cough*  Isn't there one AB
ranked above him?  Or has that one somehow gone into stealth mode?  Anyway... TASTY
HANGNAIL (7-5463) (92-57-0,257) of WASTELAND II fought DEATH MAGE (62-2115) (23-14-
1,190) of DEATH MOB.  TASTY HANGNAIL devastated DEATH MAGE in a 1 minute one-sided
duel.

I hope we hear from more managers about what they think the fate of Darkholm should
be.  In any case, may you all stay warm and safe these coming two weeks, and then
we'll chat again.

                                       Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUPER BUM 82-18411         104  50  2  423  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    137  49  1  292  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       93  57  0  269  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            77  30  1  260  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 HE HATE ME 18-7820         100  63  2  253  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 ONE A DAY 98-799           104  56  3  241  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    42  44  3  234  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 MARV JR 18-9288             19   4  0  230  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797  28   7  0  228  13 YRS & COUNTING (1310)   DWES EG
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          42  67  1  222  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 PTI 7-5412                 113  41  0  216  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 GOKU 7-5628                 86  36  0  214  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        55  22  2  214  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  85  58  0  213  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 RED FUSION 6-5480           87  61  0  212  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOC STEELE 18-6010         103 186  6  210  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 HEAT 98-981                 72  59  4  210  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 COLON CONVOY 18-9115        54  36  0  210  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 PUTRID KOALA 62-96          46  41  2  210  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         48  27  0  204  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     39  67  2  204  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       46  17  0  202  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 GATEWAY 82-15631            53  46  0  201  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 TEPID FELONY 98-1081        33  21  4  200  KILLER WORDS F3 (1295)     SYVYN'S HILL
 2 62-2976                   84  68  4  199  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOHAN 18-8449               80  51  1  196  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     51  21  1  195  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 THAT GUY 97-2120            33  19  3  195  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     33  34  0  192  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 DEATH MAGE 62-2115          23  15  1  192  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           67  59  0  190  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 COOLER 82-7277              91  89  1  187  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     65  86  0  180  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           27  63  0  180  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    45 156  2  179  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 STASSIA 37-1523             61  72  2  174  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           75  87  2  169  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          33  55  0  157  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         45 156  1  146  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY ZEALOT 82--9647       14  10  0   93  FLOPS (1321)               DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NAPOLEON DYNAMIT 82--32643  16   6  0   90  LEGENDS OF IDAHO (1318)    DWES EG
 LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646    15   4  0   82  THE NEPHEW (1322)          DWES EG
 KORLAC 21-6574              21  10  1   77  DEATH MOB 4 (1317)         SUNSET
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          31  53  0   62  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 WOLF RIDER 62-2132          20  13  2   49  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 VORG 21-6576                20  11  1   47  DEATH MOB 4 (1317)         SUNSET
-BUD GREEN 3-5434            15  15  0   47  GREEN WITH ENVY (1315)     OSKSI
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      20  85  0   42  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            22  69  3   35  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 GAMMA 21-6618               17  10  1   35  DEATH MOB 4 (1317)         SUNSET

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Vorg -- You're a tough nut.  It's a good thing I'm a golem, or I might get upset
about a young guy coming along and "hitting on me" in the most literal sense.  Enjoy
it while you can.  Another few turns and I'm headed back to retirement, leaving the
way clear for some younger and possible more agile teammate. -- Tallahasse Tina

Napoleon Dynamite -- There are times when I get really TIRED of having you blow up in
my face.  Yes, okay, it's been my teammates heretofore, but once in MY face is
enough.  Really.  Still Jorja says we can ALL retire at the Split, so I just hang on.
-- Beach Betty

Marv Jr -- The stewards should see to it that combatants are better matched for
height.  I couldn't even see you at first! -- Laguna Lil

A. Monk, P.I. -- Oh, it's you. -- Aloha Alice

Korlac -- Darned young hotshot!  That was my favorite elbow. -- Miami Mia

The Muffin Man -- I am primarily interested in Basic and only run a few gladiators in
each Advanced arena to provide someone for the spy reporter to talk to, so my opinion
is biased by that.  I don't know that merging is the answer to the problems here and
in the other regionals.  Well, it would answer the regional problems, of course, by
making them vanish, but I don't know if it would be good for the game.  I think it
would not, but the current condition in the regionals is not a good one, this is
true.  Free Blades is probably the best, and that isn't saying a lot.  As I
understand it, part of the reason for opening the regionals was to let gladiators
side-step the congestion in Talahya, and that congestion is way worse now than it was
when I had my first graduate, lo those many years ago.
     It might be possible to make the apathy work to the advantage of Darkholm and
the other regionals.  Perhaps if there was, instead of the current system, an
automatic shunt to send graduating gladiators directly to their appropriate regional
instead of to Talahya, as graduates from slow arenas go straight to Crysalis?
Assuming here that one reason so many graduates stay in Talahya is because it's too
much trouble to fill out the form and move them.
     Or, and I admit the clogging here isn't as bad as in Andorak and Free Blades,
maybe if non-Eligible gladiators with, say, 150 FE or more were kicked over into Home
Guard?  The gods know Home Guard could use 'em!  What happened to all the puds?
Yeah, okay, I know, who wants to run puds these days?  But this MIGHT generate a
little movement up the ranks, which might appeal to more managers.
     I agree that something needs to be done, I don't think a merger with Talahya is
the right thing, but I don't know what other alternative would work. -- Jorja, Beach
Babes

Desiree -- You're taking Philip's screwdriver and you don't even KNOW him?  That's
low. -- Beach Betty

     Beach Betty -- I didn't take a screwdriver!  I don't do household repairs. --
     Desiree (getting frustrated and defensive)

Tepid Felony -- But you DID say something rude! -- Crysoprase

Heat -- I think we both looked ridiculous in those getups, don't you? -- Stassia

Muffin Man -- Yeah, it's gotten pretty quiet around here.  I'm wondering why managers
send warriors to regional arenas rather than to Talahya?  Some, I suspect, prefer a
small arena, but I don't know why.  As an RSI employee, I'm not too interested in the
game mechanics or whether a big arena or a little one would enhance the development
of my warriors.  Once, a long time ago, I liked the roleplaying here while Talahya
had none.  Now... I'm burned out, and it looks like everyone else is too. I'm just
here for sentimental reasons really.  I'd be a little sad if Darkholm merged with
Talahya, but if it would be better for the game I have no real objection.  However,
it's not up for a vote.  Depends on what management decides is best. -- She-Puppy,
mgr. Illfang Pact/Up to No Good

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VISTA BLOWS devastated COOLER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE vanquished BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SUPER BUM viciously subdued PUTRID KOALA in a crowd pleasing 14 minute Title brawl.
ONE A DAY savagely defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody match.
TASTY HANGNAIL devastated DEATH MAGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ETCHED IN STONE devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HAILSTORM overcame GATEWAY in a action packed 2 minute melee.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! lost to MASOCHISTIC NEWT in a popular 1 minute duel.
DOC STEELE lost to PTI in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
HE HATE ME overpowered SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
COLON CONVOY was demolished by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MARV JR devastated SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory one-sided battle.
SMELL CAREFULLY was overcome by RED FUSION in a popular 3 minute conflict.
GOHAN vanquished STASSIA in a action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
WORK IN PROGRESS was overpowered by TEPID FELONY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
5 GOT PICKED overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS overpowered CRYSOPRASE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GOKU overpowered LAGUNA LIL in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
2 was narrowly defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fray.
CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by GREASY NAPKINS in a exciting 4 minute bout.
??RADAR?? overpowered MANUTE BOL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH vanquished SOLACIA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THAT GUY subdued LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 3 minute melee.
HEAT was viciously subdued by FERD THE TOWER in a popular 3 minute gruesome fray.
MEN WORKING was beaten by ALOHA ALICE in a 2 minute competition.
A. MONK, P.I. vanquished BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIRTY ZEALOT overpowered GAMMA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
WOLF RIDER beat MIAMI MIA in a popular 1 minute match.
LITTLEST TYRANT overpowered VORG in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
KORLAC demolished TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute uneven contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      17         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         AIMED BLOW       136 -  51 -  1      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK    68 -  51 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         TOTAL PARRY       52 -  43 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  14 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  30 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  17 -  0      15  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  24 -  0       8  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  19 -  0       5  |

Turn 500 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        13 -  4     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         5  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112   137  49  1  292 CEMENTIA (1112)
AIMED BLOW       TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463      93  57  0  269 WASTELAND II (500)
LUNGING ATTACK   HE HATE ME 18-7820        100  63  2  253 WASTELAND (468)
STRIKING ATTACK  MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081   42  44  3  234 DEATH MOB (329)
BASHING ATTACK   LAGUNA LIL 7-5681          27  63  0  180 BEACH BABES (1058)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   45 156  2  179 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
WALL OF STEEL    STASSIA 37-1523            61  72  2  174 UP TO NO GOOD (316)
PARRY-STRIKE     CRYSOPRASE 1-3266          75  87  2  169 ILLFANG PACT (281)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
PUTRID KOALA 62-96, 2 62-2976, SUPER BUM 82-18411, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, MARV JR 
18-9288, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646, HAILSTORM 7-5698, 
MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081, and HE HATE ME 18-7820.

The least popular fighter this week was TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DEATH MAGE 62-2115, COOLER 82-7277, VORG 21-6576, GAMMA 
21-6618, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, STASSIA 37-1523, COLON CONVOY 
18-9115, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, and MIAMI MIA 7-4818.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          7  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4  3 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           75  87  2  169  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           67  59  0  190  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           87  61  0  212  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       93  57  0  269  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     51  21  1  195  LOOK OUT! (1278)           WILLAF
 HE HATE ME 18-7820         100  63  2  253  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 KORLAC 21-6574              21  10  1   77  DEATH MOB 4 (1317)         SUNSET
 A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732       46  17  0  202  071406C (1292)             ZORPUNT
 STASSIA 37-1523             61  72  2  174  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    45 156  2  179  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        55  22  2  214  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  85  58  0  213  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    137  49  1  292  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081    42  44  3  234  DEATH MOB (329)            VALAMANTIS
 SUPER BUM 82-18411         104  50  2  423  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 THAT GUY 97-2120            33  19  3  195  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799           104  56  3  241  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL