DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 04/11/2009 Duedate: 04/24/2009 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-503 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 FLOPS 82/1321 3516 2586 14 57.6 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 LEGENDS OF IDAHO 82/1318 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 THE NEPHEW 82/1322 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 13 YRS & COUNTING 82/1310 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 CEMENTIA 61/1112 2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1959 1612 23 54.9 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 MY DRUGS 98/1179 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 072905R 41/1273 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1181 1044 8 53.1 071406C 24/1292 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 406 579 6 41.2 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 WASTELAND 18/468 5 DEATH MOB 62/329 71 111 3 39.0 WASTELAND II 7/500 DEATH MOB 4 21/1317 KILLER WORDS F3 98/1295 6 ARROGANCE 18/732 1049 1872 17 35.9 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 NUMBERS 62/937 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 397 754 4 34.5 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 620): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 503): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 628): KOVARARMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 621): JAMMY LARKE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 623): HATTIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 625): HIDA YAMAKO oF CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 614): JOLEEN KRUZ of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 611): BLUE MOON of RUN AND HYDE (Jekyll, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 610): JAGARE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 382): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 574): VANILLA JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 258): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 558): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 509): HASARCH of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 245): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 233): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 458): EVANDER GILL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 209): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 502): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 620): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 503): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 628): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 621): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 623): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 625): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 614): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 611): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 610): MONADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 582): GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (Non?, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 574): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 258): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 558): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 509): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 245): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 233): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 458): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 209): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 502) FLOPS et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 619): TONY SIRAGUSA of BETTER OFF DEAD (Hombre, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 625): HIDA YAMAKO oF CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh) (turn 624): LORD T. JEEBUS of AMEN! (?, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 611): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 610): JAGARE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 574): VANILLA JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Good day, in DARKHOLM a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor. So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. And let's see, GATEWAY fought MANUTE BOL and gained 90 points and contributed to ATTACK OF THE CLONES' 1-0-1. MEN WORKING has lost to NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, falling 21 points, while helping make JUST BECAUSE a 0-2-0 turn. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and SUPER BUM remains DARKHOLM's top warrior for another turn. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at Goldie's Hospitality House? Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' Inscrutable, but true. Well, sports fans, take notice that MIAMI MIA from BEACH BABES was DARKHOLM's most challenged warrior this turn. VISTA BLOWS from WASTELAND took a risk this turn by bravely challenging up 31 points in a challenge against COOLER. Sad to say, VISTA BLOWS lost to COOLER, and the attempt ended up costing VISTA BLOWS 5 recognition points. In a brave attempt, GAMMA from DEATH MOB 4 challenged up 23 points to fight MIAMI MIA from the BEACH BABES stable. GAMMA perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he subdued MIAMI MIA and ended up with 58 recognition points. The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace. Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider well. Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare to fight bravely. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SUPER BUM 82-18411 107 50 2 445 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ONE A DAY 98-799 106 57 4 339 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 140 49 1 311 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE GATEWAY 82-15631 54 48 1 300 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 96 57 0 295 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GOHAN 18-8449 83 51 1 263 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PTI 7-5412 116 41 0 249 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GOKU 7-5628 89 36 0 240 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR COLON CONVOY 18-9115 57 36 0 237 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 43 46 3 236 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS COOLER 82-7277 93 90 1 232 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG ??RADAR?? 82-20310 43 69 1 227 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 40 69 2 223 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA 2 62-2976 86 69 4 218 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS HAILSTORM 7-5698 79 31 1 211 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 86 60 0 210 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 56 24 2 210 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 34 36 0 210 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797 30 8 0 210 13 YRS & COUNTING (1310) DWES EG MARV JR 18-9288 21 5 0 209 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA HE HATE ME 18-7820 101 65 2 204 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA RED FUSION 6-5480 89 62 0 196 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL DOC STEELE 18-6010 104 188 6 195 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA TEPID FELONY 98-1081 35 22 4 195 KILLER WORDS F3 (1295) SYVYN'S HILL CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 68 86 0 194 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG PUTRID KOALA 62-96 46 44 2 193 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS DEATH MAGE 62-2115 23 18 1 193 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS MANUTE BOL 5-4233 69 60 0 192 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 47 19 0 190 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT THAT GUY 97-2120 35 20 3 186 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE HEAT 98-981 73 61 4 182 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 52 23 1 182 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 34 57 0 181 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 159 2 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 49 29 1 179 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA STASSIA 37-1523 61 75 2 177 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 90 2 170 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT DIRTY ZEALOT 82--9647 17 10 0 154 FLOPS (1321) DWES EG GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 27 66 0 134 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR NAPOLEON DYNAMIT 82--32643 19 6 0 119 LEGENDS OF IDAHO (1318) DWES EG MEN WORKING 38-4189 45 159 1 110 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646 18 4 0 100 THE NEPHEW (1322) DWES EG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KORLAC 21-6574 22 12 1 79 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET WOLF RIDER 62-2132 21 15 2 74 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 22 86 0 64 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR GAMMA 21-6618 18 12 1 58 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET BEACH BETTY 7-5768 31 56 0 54 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MIAMI MIA 7-4818 23 71 3 39 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR VORG 21-6576 21 13 1 27 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN MANUTE BOL 5-4233 69 60 0 LARGE LOSERS 1228 GATEWAY 82-15631 503 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Desiree has vanished, we hope temporarily, but since it isn't her real name, we don't know where to look for her. Stupid Sexy Flanders -- There's an oxymoron. Stupid isn't sexy. -- Aloha Alice Dirty Zealot -- I bet you never met a formidable opponent in the bathtub. Doesn't look like you've been there often. -- Laguna Lil Littlest Tyrant -- What, a cat? They're tyranical. -- Beach Betty Vorg -- What kind of personal can I write to a name like that? -- Miami Mia Korlac -- Well, a skill is good, anyway. -- Tallahasse Tina LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS LITTLE GIRL CRUSH devastated PUTRID KOALA in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge fight. MASOCHISTIC NEWT handily defeated A. MONK, P.I. in a 1 minute Challenge match. VISTA BLOWS was devastated by COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. DEATH MAGE was overpowered by 2 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. GAMMA devastated MIAMI MIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. VORG was devastated by TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. WOLF RIDER handily defeated BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. SUPER BUM won victory over GREASY NAPKINS in a 3 minute Title fight. GOKU vanquished SHADOWMANE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided melee. PTI overpowered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided match. DOC STEELE was devastated by COLON CONVOY in a 2 minute one-sided battle. HE HATE ME was beaten by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute conflict. GOHAN handily defeated SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. ONE A DAY bested FERD THE TOWER in a action packed 5 minute brutal duel. RED FUSION was viciously subdued by ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl. 5 GOT PICKED was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 2 minute conflict. ETCHED IN STONE defeated SHADOWMANE in a 2 minute duel. MARV JR demolished SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute uneven bout. SMELL CAREFULLY vanquished PSYCHO GRANDMA! in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. GATEWAY assassinated MANUTE BOL in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight. HAILSTORM overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel. CRACK IS CHEAP savagely defeated STASSIA in a exciting 7 minute gruesome melee. THAT GUY was viciously subdued by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a action packed 4 minute bout. HEAT was viciously subdued by LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 2 minute gory duel. TEPID FELONY overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 2 minute brutal uneven duel. CRYSOPRASE was narrowly defeated by ALOHA ALICE in a popular 4 minute brutal fight. DIRTY ZEALOT beat LAGUNA LIL in a action packed 1 minute bout. MEN WORKING was subdued by NAPOLEON DYNAMITE in a action packed 1 minute contest. LITTLEST TYRANT overpowered KORLAC in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 17 AIMED BLOW 121 - 44 - 1 73 | |LUNGING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 53 - 33 - 1 62 | |TOTAL PARRY 8 LUNGING ATTACK 48 - 42 - 2 53 | |WALL OF STEEL 5 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 0 35 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 32 - 1 27 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 17 - 0 15 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 24 - 0 8 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 19 - 0 5 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 503 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 5 5 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 11 - 6 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 5 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY ONE A DAY 98-799 106 57 4 339 MY DRUGS (1179) AIMED BLOW TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 96 57 0 295 WASTELAND II (500) LUNGING ATTACK PTI 7-5412 116 41 0 249 WASTELAND II (500) STRIKING ATTACK MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 43 46 3 236 DEATH MOB (329) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 159 2 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) WALL OF STEEL STASSIA 37-1523 61 75 2 177 UP TO NO GOOD (316) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 90 2 170 ILLFANG PACT (281) BASHING ATTACK LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 27 66 0 134 BEACH BABES (1058) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The ten other most popular fighters were PTI 7-5412, STASSIA 37-1523, LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 82--9797, LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646, ONE A DAY 98-799, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, HEAT 98-981, PUTRID KOALA 62-96, and TEPID FELONY 98-1081. The least popular fighter this week was MIAMI MIA 7-4818. The other ten least popular fighters were MEN WORKING 38-4189, PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, VORG 21-6576, GAMMA 21-6618, DEATH MAGE 62-2115, VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732, and LAGUNA LIL 7-5681. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 2 0 TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 9 1 1 BONSUR(7) 6 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0 WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 4 3 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 75 90 2 170 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT MANUTE BOL 5-4233 69 60 0 192 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS RED FUSION 6-5480 89 62 0 196 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 96 57 0 295 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 52 23 1 182 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF GOHAN 18-8449 83 51 1 263 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA KORLAC 21-6574 22 12 1 79 DEATH MOB 4 (1317) SUNSET A. MONK, P.I. 24-4732 47 19 0 190 071406C (1292) ZORPUNT STASSIA 37-1523 61 75 2 177 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 159 2 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 56 24 2 210 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 86 60 0 210 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 140 49 1 311 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE MASOCHISTIC NEWT 62-1081 43 46 3 236 DEATH MOB (329) VALAMANTIS SUPER BUM 82-18411 107 50 2 445 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG THAT GUY 97-2120 35 20 3 186 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 106 57 4 339 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL