DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 06/20/2009 Duedate: 07/03/2009 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-508 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 072905R 41/1273 3586 2609 14 57.9 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 CEMENTIA 61/1112 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1966 1625 23 54.7 MY DRUGS 98/1179 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 THE NEPHEW 82/1322 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1182 1048 8 53.0 WASTELAND 18/468 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 408 587 6 41.0 WASTELAND II 7/500 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1049 1883 17 35.8 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 6 BEACH BABES 7/1058 407 769 4 34.6 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 7 THE VOLS 6/1314 1 1 1 50.0 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 625): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 507): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 631): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 626): HALIBUTT of WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 626): WHISPER WALK of MY LITTLE TRIBE (?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 629): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 619): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 615): SPARE ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 614): PILSON of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 586): EVA MENDES of GIRLS X3 (Non?, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 578): REDD CORVAITT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 260): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 562): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 513): HASARCH of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 247): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 235): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 463): FYRE SWORD of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 211): THE TRUNK MONKEY of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 507): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 625): LAB EXPERIMENTS (?, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 507): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 631): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 626): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 626): MY LITTLE TRIBE (?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 629): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 10 KOLACT (turn 619): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 615): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 614): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 586): GIRLS X3 (Non?, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 578): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 260): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 562): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 513): AMAZON ELITE (?, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 247): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 235): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 463): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 211): FEARSOME LEGENDS (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 507) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 625): BIMBETTE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 614): PILSON of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.) SLYTHR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) WHITMAN of LITERATE LOONS (?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 260): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 234): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hello, my countrymen. There were 21 fights, 10 of which involved a stand-in. This means 32 actual Lord Protectors competed. No challenges, no avoids. Do you ever play that little mental game where you ask, If we were all suddenly transported to a desert island or pocket dimension or something, and we were the last people left, what would become of humanity (speaking loosely, to include elves, dwarves, and so on). First of all, I don't think 32 would provide enough genetic diversity to keep the population healthy. Second, how many of you are golems? How many ARE golems? Raise your hands. I usually don't pay attention to that, but I started looking around, and I can verify that Smell Carefully is a golem, as is Crack is Cheap. Forever trapped in second place! The amazing PTI cannot ever be Keeper of the Runeblade because he can't fight Super Bum due to being on the same team. And no one from the other six guilds has any chance of beating Super Bum. The only warrior in the Grand Challenger Champions who isn't in Super Bum's guild is Gateway, and he doesn't look that promising, in my opinion. But he may end up fighting Super Bum next turn, so we'll see. PTI (7-5412) (120-41-0,292) of WASTELAND II fought SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (41-72-2,213) of STREET PIZZA. PTI overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. It was not hard to predict the outcome of that fight, eh? In a continuation of the glory (and monotony) that is his reign, SUPER BUM (82-18411) (111-50-2,480) of FLAT BROKE fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (45-71-1,224) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. SUPER BUM bested ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight. Poor ??RadaR?? is still our top Wall of Steel warrior, despite his repeated losses to Super Bum. Sorry to say, somebody died this turn. GEN. JACKSON (6-6285) (21-12-1,138) of THE VOLS fought MEN WORKING (38-4189) (45-163-1,124) of JUST BECAUSE. GEN. JACKSON slew MEN WORKING in an exciting 1 minute duel. Seems unsporting in a way, but it was just the unluck of the draw. I don't send death gifts the way Galen does over in Talahya, but I did say "Aww," when he died. The Blind Beggar IS tougher than you might think, especially since his eyes got healed. He wears a blindfold but I think the weave is thin enough that he's able to see through it. 5 GOT PICKED (41-4199) (59-25-2,216) of 072905R fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200) of STAND-ONS. 5 GOT PICKED won victory over BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute fight. And 5 remains our top Aimed Blow. I'm willing to bet that 5 is a golem. Any takers? Despite losing this turn, Cooler is our top Slasher. HAILSTORM (7-5698) (82-32- 1,215) of WASTELAND II fought COOLER (82-7277) (94-93-1,190) of STYROFOAM. HAILSTORM bested COOLER in a popular 1 minute duel. And our premier Parry-Ripper is Work in Progress. LITTLEST TYRANT (82-55890) (22-5- 0,205) of THE NEPHEW fought WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (45-163-2,176) of JUST BECAUSE. LITTLEST TYRANT viciously subdued WORK IN PROGRESS in an exciting 2 minute bloody fray. No one really wants to be a Parry-Striker anymore. Our top PS is Crysoprase, who got beaten by our Overall Popularity Leader. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (70-88-0,201) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (76-93-2,166) of ILLFANG PACT. CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat CRYSOPRASE in a popular 4 minute bloody duel. And our best Basher is Laguna Lil. I would be tempted to guess she was the ONLY Basher in the arena, but there were 26 Basher fights in the last 10 turns, so guess not. MANUTE BOL (5-4233) (71-62-0,204) of LARGE LOSERS fought LAGUNA LIL (7-5681) (28-69-0,154) of BEACH BABES. MANUTE BOL handily defeated LAGUNA LIL in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition. My friends, I hope you have a fun two weeks, and I hope this Regional Tourney manages to perk things up a bit. Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SUPER BUM 82-18411 112 50 2 486 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ONE A DAY 98-799 111 57 4 385 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL PTI 7-5412 121 41 0 303 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR HE HATE ME 18-7820 106 65 2 292 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GATEWAY 82-15631 57 50 1 242 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 60 25 2 225 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 144 50 1 222 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE HAILSTORM 7-5698 83 32 1 218 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 53 30 1 211 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 100 58 0 210 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 89 62 0 210 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI ??RADAR?? 82-20310 45 72 1 210 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 41 73 2 210 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA THAT GUY 97-2120 38 22 3 208 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646 23 5 0 207 THE NEPHEW (1322) DWES EG MANUTE BOL 5-4233 72 62 0 206 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS HEAT 98-981 76 63 4 204 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 71 88 0 203 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG COOLER 82-7277 94 94 1 201 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 56 24 1 201 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 35 40 0 200 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG RED FUSION 6-5480 91 65 0 187 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY STASSIA 37-1523 62 79 2 180 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 164 2 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 34 62 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 94 2 173 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 28 70 0 159 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GEN. JACKSON 6-6285 22 12 2 141 THE VOLS (1314) TRANSEL MEN WORKING 38-4189 45 164 1 127 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 26 87 0 88 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR BEACH BETTY 7-5768 33 59 0 71 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MIAMI MIA 7-4818 26 73 3 50 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN MEN WORKING 38-4189 45 164 1 JUST BECAUSE 1151 GEN. JACKSON 6-6285 508 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE 5 Got Picked -- And no doubt regretted it afterward. -- Aloha Alice Men Working -- As if! -- Laguna Lil The bookies must really have a problem with their guards. -- Beach Betty So, was the Drunken Fisherman drunk when he was press-ganged into fighting in the arena? -- Tallahasse Tina He was drunk all right, but he wasn't press-ganged. With enough mead in him, he thinks he's the toughest guy around. And yet again the Bookie's Guard. -- Miami Mia Smell Carefully -- Yeah... thanks for the groin hit. As a golem, you don't know what groins are for, do you? Your loss. -- Crysoprase Crack is Cheap -- At least I did you some harm. You're good at what you do, though. Scum. -- Stassia LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SUPER BUM bested ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight. ONE A DAY viciously subdued SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 3 minute brutal battle. PTI overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. TASTY HANGNAIL was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute one-sided fight. HAILSTORM bested COOLER in a popular 1 minute duel. GATEWAY devastated RED FUSION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched match. ETCHED IN STONE overcame SHADOWMANE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome melee. HE HATE ME vanquished GREASY NAPKINS in a 1 minute uneven fight. 5 GOT PICKED won victory over BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute fight. VISTA BLOWS overpowered ALOHA ALICE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was demolished by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute competition. PSYCHO GRANDMA! demolished STASSIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl. CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat CRYSOPRASE in a popular 4 minute bloody duel. LITTLEST TYRANT viciously subdued WORK IN PROGRESS in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray. THAT GUY slimly won victory over SHADOWMANE in a popular 6 minute brutal brawl. HEAT demolished SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout. MANUTE BOL handily defeated LAGUNA LIL in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition. GEN. JACKSON slew MEN WORKING in a exciting 1 minute duel. BEACH BETTY overpowered DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray. TALLAHASSE TINA devastated COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout. MIAMI MIA was vanquished by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 8 AIMED BLOW 94 - 38 - 1 71 | |LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 50 - 26 - 1 66 | |TOTAL PARRY 7 LUNGING ATTACK 43 - 36 - 2 54 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 31 - 1 26 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 15 - 0 25 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 9 - 0 25 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 23 - 0 12 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 508 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 6 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 5 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY SUPER BUM 82-18411 112 50 2 486 FLAT BROKE (1184) LUNGING ATTACK PTI 7-5412 121 41 0 303 WASTELAND II (500) AIMED BLOW 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 60 25 2 225 072905R (1273) WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 45 72 1 210 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 94 94 1 201 STYROFOAM (1090) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 164 2 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 94 2 173 ILLFANG PACT (281) BASHING ATTACK LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 28 70 0 159 BEACH BABES (1058) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was CRYSOPRASE 1-3266. The ten other most popular fighters were THAT GUY 97-2120, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, ONE A DAY 98-799, GATEWAY 82-15631, LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646, SUPER BUM 82-18411, PTI 7-5412, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, and MEN WORKING 38-4189. The least popular fighter this week was GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156. The other ten least popular fighters were LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, STASSIA 37-1523, RED FUSION 6-5480, COOLER 82-7277, HAILSTORM 7-5698, and TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 3 0 TRANSEL(6) 1 1 1 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 4 4 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0 WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 94 2 173 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT MANUTE BOL 5-4233 72 62 0 206 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS RED FUSION 6-5480 91 65 0 187 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL PTI 7-5412 121 41 0 303 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 56 24 1 201 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF HE HATE ME 18-7820 106 65 2 292 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA STASSIA 37-1523 62 79 2 180 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 45 164 2 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 60 25 2 225 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 89 62 0 210 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 144 50 1 222 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE SUPER BUM 82-18411 112 50 2 486 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG THAT GUY 97-2120 38 22 3 208 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 111 57 4 385 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL