DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 08/01/2009 Duedate: 08/14/2009
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-511
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 072905R 41/1273 3621 2625 14 58.0 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
CEMENTIA 61/1112 2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1970 1637 23 54.6
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270
LOOK OUT! 16/1278 4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256
MY DRUGS 98/1179 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
THE NEPHEW 82/1322 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
WASTELAND 18/468 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323
WASTELAND II 7/500 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1183 1050 8 53.0
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 408 593 6 40.8
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1052 1886 17 35.8
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 6 BEACH BABES 7/1058 411 780 4 34.5
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 628): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 511): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 634): KOVARAMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 629): FAST FORWARD of TECHNOLOGY (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 628): WHISPER WALK of MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 633): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 622): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 619): SPARE ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 618): MOLOTOV of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 590): EVA MENDES of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 582): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 562): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 566): THE HYPHEN-DASH of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 517): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 237): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 466): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 213): BADGER of RUSSIAN BIRDS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 510): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 628): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 511): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 634): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 629): WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 628): MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 633): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 622): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 619): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 618): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 590): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 582): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 262): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 566): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 517): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 237): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 466): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 213): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 510) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 627): WYRD of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 509): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 629): FAST FORWARD of TECHNOLOGY (?, mgr.)
(turn 628): HALIBUTT of WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 633): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
(turn 632): SOLSKJAER of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
BARTEZ of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 617): ULLRICH BLADESONG of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 590): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 581): PLATINUM BLONDE of TEAM TRIANGLE (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 261): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 248): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 466): FYRE SWORD of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings!
This is Candy Archer filling in for Desiree, who is quite late getting back from a
trip to the mainland.
Wow! Super Bum is really something. Gateway can't be an easy guy to beat. I
mean... his record... but... if he's a clone, then he must be a clone of a really
really good warrior, right? So, well done Super Bum! And congratulations defending
your title one more time. SUPER BUM (82-18411) (114-50-2,503) of FLAT BROKE fought
GATEWAY (82-15631) (58-51-1,266) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. SUPER BUM viciously
subdued GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome Title fight.
Oh... I thought I'd mention this now because it's too conspicuous to mention it at
the end. MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (26-75-3,35) of BEACH BABES fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-
5) (35-18-0,75) of COMMISSION STAND-INS. MIAMI MIA was vanquished by BOOKIE'S GUARD
in a 1 minute uneven bout. And Mia was voted this turn's least favorite. It's
because of losing to Dink Hadley. I mean yeah he's a bookie's guard, he's big and
tough looking, but... he's slow! Mia, you've gotta move quicker next time.
And then Dink got tapped for another fight. *sigh* I'm sorry. BEACH BETTY (7-5768)
(34-60-0,74) of BEACH BABES fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-5) (35-18-0,75) of COMMISSION
STAND-INS. BEACH BETTY was vanquished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided
match. And poor Betty was voted second least popular this turn. Only because the
spectators are used to voting for Mia, I think.
I mean, who doesn't like Mr. Cheap? CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (73-88-0,213) of
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought GREASY NAPKINS (82-10156) (35-42-0,198) of REAL PIZZA
FLAVOR. CRACK IS CHEAP unbelievably bested GREASY NAPKINS in an action packed 6
minute fight. Overall popularity leader, of course. You see him at all the after-
arena parties too.
I think Aimed Blows are interesting, don't you? Our top one right now is Tasty
Hangnail. TASTY HANGNAIL (7-5463) (101-59-0,216) of WASTELAND II fought REDDI WHIP
(97-1636) (73-29-9,209) of KILLING ME SOFTER. TASTY HANGNAIL savagely defeated
REDDI WHIP in an exciting 3 minute bloody struggle. Good job.
And ??RadaR?? is our best Wall of Steel. ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (45-74-1,197) of
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought ONE A DAY (98-799) (112-58-4,201) of MY DRUGS. ??RADAR??
viciously subdued ONE A DAY in an exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
Aha! Longest fight! THAT GUY (97-2120) (39-23-3,198) of DIE, MOFO, DIE IV fought
WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (45-166-2,180) of JUST BECAUSE. THAT GUY was savagely
defeated by WORK IN PROGRESS in an exciting 7 minute gory bout. Mr. Progress is our
top Parry-Riposter. Those parry-rippers are really intelligent. I think they're
sexy.
Out of 22 fights, ten stand-in warriors fought, which means 34 Lord Protectors
competed. There are always 23 warriors listed in the most- and least-popular
categories, so 11 Lord Protectors were not listed there.
Alarond said, "He who avoids without cause shall lose for good reason." I don't know
about that one. I mean, avoiding WITH cause is sometimes a very good idea. Avoiding
WITHOUT cause, though... well, wouldn't there always be a cause? Like if they have
bad breath, or something?
Anyway... they told me not to make this too long or I'd make the other spy reporter
look bad. So I gotta sign off now. Bye!
Candy
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPER BUM 82-18411 115 50 2 515 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 102 59 0 246 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646 26 5 0 238 THE NEPHEW (1322) DWES EG
??RADAR?? 82-20310 46 74 1 234 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 92 62 0 231 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
PTI 7-5412 123 42 0 230 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
COOLER 82-7277 95 96 1 227 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 62 26 2 222 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 58 25 1 221 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 74 88 0 220 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 55 31 1 220 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
HAILSTORM 7-5698 85 33 1 214 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
RED FUSION 6-5480 93 66 0 212 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HE HATE ME 18-7820 108 66 2 210 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GATEWAY 82-15631 58 52 1 210 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 73 30 9 209 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 41 76 2 209 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 146 51 1 206 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 166 2 205 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 23 14 0 205 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 35 43 0 197 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
ONE A DAY 98-799 112 59 4 194 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 74 63 0 190 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
HEAT 98-981 77 65 4 188 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THAT GUY 97-2120 39 24 3 187 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 97 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
STASSIA 37-1523 62 82 2 180 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 64 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 165 1 168 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
HARV 82-20046 58 59 1 155 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 28 73 0 146 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 34 61 0 69 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 28 88 0 54 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 26 76 3 40 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Nothing interesting happened, so why write personals? The two managed gladiators we
fought have already established a reputation for not responding. Bah, humbug. -- the
Beach Babes
Desiree -- Yeah, but do the fish have green cards? -- Miami Mia
Mia -- Chromatic rings, you mean? Probably not, but that doesn't stop them.
Such is life. -- Desiree
Psycho Grandma! -- That does it. I'm changing my style. You should not have beaten
me. For that matter -- as a grandma, you should not have been so agile! Bah! --
Chrysoprase
Tasty Hangnail -- Aside from the fact that your name makes me a little bit nauseous,
good fight. And I was glad to get the Advanced Master rating; thanks for your part
in that. -- Stassia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SUPER BUM viciously subdued GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome Title fight.
MANUTE BOL was demolished by COOLER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
LITTLEST TYRANT viciously subdued SOLACIA in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
PTI demolished SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
TASTY HANGNAIL savagely defeated REDDI WHIP in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
CRACK IS CHEAP unbelievably bested GREASY NAPKINS in a action packed 6 minute fight.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS vanquished LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HE HATE ME was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
VISTA BLOWS handily defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
5 GOT PICKED beat BLIND BEGGAR in a 3 minute conflict.
ETCHED IN STONE handily defeated STASSIA in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
HAILSTORM vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
??RADAR?? viciously subdued ONE A DAY in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
THAT GUY was savagely defeated by WORK IN PROGRESS in a exciting 7 minute gory bout.
HEAT was viciously subdued by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 3 minute competition.
RED FUSION luckily beat CRYSOPRASE in a exciting 6 minute gory duel.
LAGUNA LIL was handily defeated by MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HARV overpowered DESIREE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
BEACH BETTY was vanquished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TALLAHASSE TINA vanquished DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIAMI MIA was vanquished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 76 - 30 - 0 72 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 TOTAL PARRY 47 - 26 - 1 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 34 - 2 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 28 - 0 24 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 19 - 0 17 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 511 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 6 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 8 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SUPER BUM 82-18411 115 50 2 515 FLAT BROKE (1184)
AIMED BLOW TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 102 59 0 246 WASTELAND II (500)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 46 74 1 234 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
LUNGING ATTACK PTI 7-5412 123 42 0 230 WASTELAND II (500)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 95 96 1 227 STYROFOAM (1090)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 166 2 205 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 97 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 165 1 168 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156. The ten other most popular fighters were
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, GATEWAY 82-15631, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, SUPER BUM
82-18411, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, REDDI
WHIP 97-1636, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, and LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646.
The least popular fighter this week was MIAMI MIA 7-4818. The other ten least
popular fighters were BEACH BETTY 7-5768, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, HE HATE ME 18-7820,
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, HARV 82-20046, HEAT
98-981, STASSIA 37-1523, and ONE A DAY 98-799.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 7 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0
BONSUR(7) 4 4 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 97 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 74 63 0 190 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 93 66 0 212 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 102 59 0 246 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 58 25 1 221 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 55 31 1 220 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 62 82 2 180 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 166 2 205 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 62 26 2 222 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 92 62 0 231 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 146 51 1 206 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
SUPER BUM 82-18411 115 50 2 515 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 73 30 9 209 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
ONE A DAY 98-799 112 59 4 194 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL