DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 08/01/2009 Duedate: 08/14/2009 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-511 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 072905R 41/1273 3621 2625 14 58.0 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 CEMENTIA 61/1112 2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1970 1637 23 54.6 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256 MY DRUGS 98/1179 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 THE NEPHEW 82/1322 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 WASTELAND 18/468 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323 WASTELAND II 7/500 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1183 1050 8 53.0 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 408 593 6 40.8 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1052 1886 17 35.8 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 6 BEACH BABES 7/1058 411 780 4 34.5 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 628): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 511): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 634): KOVARAMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 629): FAST FORWARD of TECHNOLOGY (?, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 628): WHISPER WALK of MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 633): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 622): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 619): SPARE ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 618): MOLOTOV of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 590): EVA MENDES of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 582): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 562): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 566): THE HYPHEN-DASH of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 517): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 237): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 466): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 213): BADGER of RUSSIAN BIRDS (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 510): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 628): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 511): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 634): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 629): WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 628): MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 633): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 622): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 619): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 618): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 590): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 582): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 262): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 566): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 517): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 237): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 466): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 213): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 510) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 627): WYRD of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 509): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 629): FAST FORWARD of TECHNOLOGY (?, mgr.) (turn 628): HALIBUTT of WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 633): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) (turn 632): SOLSKJAER of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.) BARTEZ of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 617): ULLRICH BLADESONG of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 590): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 581): PLATINUM BLONDE of TEAM TRIANGLE (?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 261): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) (turn 248): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 466): FYRE SWORD of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Greetings! This is Candy Archer filling in for Desiree, who is quite late getting back from a trip to the mainland. Wow! Super Bum is really something. Gateway can't be an easy guy to beat. I mean... his record... but... if he's a clone, then he must be a clone of a really really good warrior, right? So, well done Super Bum! And congratulations defending your title one more time. SUPER BUM (82-18411) (114-50-2,503) of FLAT BROKE fought GATEWAY (82-15631) (58-51-1,266) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. SUPER BUM viciously subdued GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome Title fight. Oh... I thought I'd mention this now because it's too conspicuous to mention it at the end. MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (26-75-3,35) of BEACH BABES fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104- 5) (35-18-0,75) of COMMISSION STAND-INS. MIAMI MIA was vanquished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute uneven bout. And Mia was voted this turn's least favorite. It's because of losing to Dink Hadley. I mean yeah he's a bookie's guard, he's big and tough looking, but... he's slow! Mia, you've gotta move quicker next time. And then Dink got tapped for another fight. *sigh* I'm sorry. BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (34-60-0,74) of BEACH BABES fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-5) (35-18-0,75) of COMMISSION STAND-INS. BEACH BETTY was vanquished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match. And poor Betty was voted second least popular this turn. Only because the spectators are used to voting for Mia, I think. I mean, who doesn't like Mr. Cheap? CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (73-88-0,213) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought GREASY NAPKINS (82-10156) (35-42-0,198) of REAL PIZZA FLAVOR. CRACK IS CHEAP unbelievably bested GREASY NAPKINS in an action packed 6 minute fight. Overall popularity leader, of course. You see him at all the after- arena parties too. I think Aimed Blows are interesting, don't you? Our top one right now is Tasty Hangnail. TASTY HANGNAIL (7-5463) (101-59-0,216) of WASTELAND II fought REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (73-29-9,209) of KILLING ME SOFTER. TASTY HANGNAIL savagely defeated REDDI WHIP in an exciting 3 minute bloody struggle. Good job. And ??RadaR?? is our best Wall of Steel. ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (45-74-1,197) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought ONE A DAY (98-799) (112-58-4,201) of MY DRUGS. ??RADAR?? viciously subdued ONE A DAY in an exciting 3 minute brutal fight. Aha! Longest fight! THAT GUY (97-2120) (39-23-3,198) of DIE, MOFO, DIE IV fought WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (45-166-2,180) of JUST BECAUSE. THAT GUY was savagely defeated by WORK IN PROGRESS in an exciting 7 minute gory bout. Mr. Progress is our top Parry-Riposter. Those parry-rippers are really intelligent. I think they're sexy. Out of 22 fights, ten stand-in warriors fought, which means 34 Lord Protectors competed. There are always 23 warriors listed in the most- and least-popular categories, so 11 Lord Protectors were not listed there. Alarond said, "He who avoids without cause shall lose for good reason." I don't know about that one. I mean, avoiding WITH cause is sometimes a very good idea. Avoiding WITHOUT cause, though... well, wouldn't there always be a cause? Like if they have bad breath, or something? Anyway... they told me not to make this too long or I'd make the other spy reporter look bad. So I gotta sign off now. Bye! Candy KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SUPER BUM 82-18411 115 50 2 515 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 102 59 0 246 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646 26 5 0 238 THE NEPHEW (1322) DWES EG ??RADAR?? 82-20310 46 74 1 234 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 92 62 0 231 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI PTI 7-5412 123 42 0 230 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR COOLER 82-7277 95 96 1 227 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 62 26 2 222 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 58 25 1 221 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 74 88 0 220 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 55 31 1 220 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA HAILSTORM 7-5698 85 33 1 214 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR RED FUSION 6-5480 93 66 0 212 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HE HATE ME 18-7820 108 66 2 210 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GATEWAY 82-15631 58 52 1 210 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG REDDI WHIP 97-1636 73 30 9 209 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 41 76 2 209 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 146 51 1 206 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 166 2 205 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 23 14 0 205 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 35 43 0 197 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG ONE A DAY 98-799 112 59 4 194 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL MANUTE BOL 5-4233 74 63 0 190 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS HEAT 98-981 77 65 4 188 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THAT GUY 97-2120 39 24 3 187 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 97 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT STASSIA 37-1523 62 82 2 180 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 64 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 165 1 168 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME HARV 82-20046 58 59 1 155 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 28 73 0 146 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEACH BETTY 7-5768 34 61 0 69 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 28 88 0 54 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MIAMI MIA 7-4818 26 76 3 40 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Nothing interesting happened, so why write personals? The two managed gladiators we fought have already established a reputation for not responding. Bah, humbug. -- the Beach Babes Desiree -- Yeah, but do the fish have green cards? -- Miami Mia Mia -- Chromatic rings, you mean? Probably not, but that doesn't stop them. Such is life. -- Desiree Psycho Grandma! -- That does it. I'm changing my style. You should not have beaten me. For that matter -- as a grandma, you should not have been so agile! Bah! -- Chrysoprase Tasty Hangnail -- Aside from the fact that your name makes me a little bit nauseous, good fight. And I was glad to get the Advanced Master rating; thanks for your part in that. -- Stassia LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SUPER BUM viciously subdued GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome Title fight. MANUTE BOL was demolished by COOLER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee. LITTLEST TYRANT viciously subdued SOLACIA in a popular 2 minute gory contest. PTI demolished SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition. TASTY HANGNAIL savagely defeated REDDI WHIP in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle. CRACK IS CHEAP unbelievably bested GREASY NAPKINS in a action packed 6 minute fight. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS vanquished LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. PSYCHO GRANDMA! vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. HE HATE ME was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. VISTA BLOWS handily defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest. 5 GOT PICKED beat BLIND BEGGAR in a 3 minute conflict. ETCHED IN STONE handily defeated STASSIA in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven fight. HAILSTORM vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided fray. ??RADAR?? viciously subdued ONE A DAY in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight. THAT GUY was savagely defeated by WORK IN PROGRESS in a exciting 7 minute gory bout. HEAT was viciously subdued by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 3 minute competition. RED FUSION luckily beat CRYSOPRASE in a exciting 6 minute gory duel. LAGUNA LIL was handily defeated by MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven duel. HARV overpowered DESIREE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. BEACH BETTY was vanquished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match. TALLAHASSE TINA vanquished DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. MIAMI MIA was vanquished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute uneven bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 76 - 30 - 0 72 | |TOTAL PARRY 7 TOTAL PARRY 47 - 26 - 1 64 | |LUNGING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 34 - 2 53 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 0 33 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 15 - 0 25 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 28 - 0 24 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 19 - 0 17 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 511 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 6 AIMED BLOW SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY AIMED BLOW 8 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY SUPER BUM 82-18411 115 50 2 515 FLAT BROKE (1184) AIMED BLOW TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 102 59 0 246 WASTELAND II (500) WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 46 74 1 234 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) LUNGING ATTACK PTI 7-5412 123 42 0 230 WASTELAND II (500) SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 95 96 1 227 STYROFOAM (1090) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 166 2 205 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 97 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 165 1 168 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156. The ten other most popular fighters were CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, GATEWAY 82-15631, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, SUPER BUM 82-18411, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, and LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646. The least popular fighter this week was MIAMI MIA 7-4818. The other ten least popular fighters were BEACH BETTY 7-5768, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, HE HATE ME 18-7820, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, HARV 82-20046, HEAT 98-981, STASSIA 37-1523, and ONE A DAY 98-799. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 7 2 0 TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0 BONSUR(7) 4 4 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 2 0 WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 97 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT MANUTE BOL 5-4233 74 63 0 190 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS RED FUSION 6-5480 93 66 0 212 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 102 59 0 246 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 58 25 1 221 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 55 31 1 220 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA STASSIA 37-1523 62 82 2 180 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 166 2 205 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 62 26 2 222 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 92 62 0 231 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 146 51 1 206 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE SUPER BUM 82-18411 115 50 2 515 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG REDDI WHIP 97-1636 73 30 9 209 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 112 59 4 194 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL