DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 08/15/2009 Duedate: 08/28/2009
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-512
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 072905R 41/1273 3633 2630 14 58.0 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
CEMENTIA 61/1112 2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1974 1640 23 54.6
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256
LOOK OUT! 16/1278 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270
MY DRUGS 98/1179 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323
THE NEPHEW 82/1322 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
WASTELAND 18/468 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
WASTELAND II 7/500 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1183 1051 8 53.0
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 408 595 6 40.7
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1052 1888 17 35.8
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 6 BEACH BABES 7/1058 414 782 4 34.6
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 629): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 512): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 635): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 630): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 628): WHISPER WALK of MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 634): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 620): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 619): SALTY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 591): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 563): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 567): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 518): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 237): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 467): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 511): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 629): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 512): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 635): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 630): WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 628): MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 634): AMEN! (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 620): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 619): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 591): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 263): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 567): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 518): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 237): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 467): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 511) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 5 KALTOS (turn 629): FAST FORWARD of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 633): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 619): GALLOPING THOST of GHOST RIDERS TOO (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 617): ULLRICH BLADESONG of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 590): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 248): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 466): FYRE SWORD of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello, fellow denizens!
There is not much news today. But such as it is, here you go:
In our title fight (refraining from challenging so as not to challenge down), Super
Bum was matched against the very tough Cooler. SUPER BUM (82-18411) (115-50-2,515)
of FLAT BROKE fought COOLER (82-7277) (95-96-1,227) of STYROFOAM. SUPER BUM
unbelievably bested COOLER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight. Nicely fought,
both of you.
Good aimed Blows are always interesting to watch, aren't they? But it's not that
amusing to watch one beat up a blind beggar. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS (42-3836) (92-62-
0,231) of I'M SO SEXY fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200) of NON-LPs. STUPID
SEXY FLANDERS demolished BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
And our eternal Overall Popularity Leader fought our top Parry Riposter today. CRACK
IS CHEAP (82-18422) (74-88-0,220) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought WORK IN PROGRESS (38-
4193) (46-166-2,205) of JUST BECAUSE. CRACK IS CHEAP outwaited WORK IN PROGRESS in a
popular 13 minute brutal bout. I thought the crowd hated long defensive fights. So
how come they love Mr. Cheap so much, huh?
According to the spectators, Rugen the Jellyfish is this turn's favorite warrior.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (23-14-0,205) of HANNAH'S PALS fought THAT GUY (97-
2120) (39-24-3,187) of DIE, MOFO, DIE IV. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH was unbelievably
bested by THAT GUY in a 9 minute duel. Well... he sweats cute.
Thirty-four Lord Protectors fought today, in twenty-three fights. This means:
Eleven of you were not listed on the popularity or unpopularity lists. I don't know
why this matters to me, but it does. Well done, you eleven! Way to not be affected
by the whims of the masses.
Here's some progress. Far from being this turn's least popular warrior, Miami Mia
did not even MAKE it onto the unpopularity list this turn. MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (26-
76-3,40) of BEACH BABES fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-30-0,30) of NON-LPs. MIAMI
MIA vanquished DEBBY TONTE in an action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided fray. I
must say that was a good Debby Tonte lookalike but she probably fought better than
the real one.
Our top Basher is still Men Working. SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (41-76-2,209) of
STREET PIZZA fought MEN WORKING (38-4189) (47-165-1,168) of JUST BECAUSE. SMELL
CAREFULLY devastated MEN WORKING in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PTI (7-5412) (123-42-0,230) of WASTELAND II fought GREASY NAPKINS (82-10156) (35-43-
0,197) of REAL PIZZA FLAVOR. PTI vanquished GREASY NAPKINS in a popular 2 minute
gory mismatched brawl. PTI is our highest-ranked lunger. Good going!
Oh -- Reddi Whip is our top Wall of Steel. Stassia is a WaSte too... oh, am I not
supposed to say the style of someone who isn't on the stylemaster list? She is,
though. So I thought it would be a more interesting fight than it was. REDDI WHIP
(97-1636) (73-30-9,209) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought STASSIA (37-1523) (62-82-2,180)
of UP TO NO GOOD. REDDI WHIP overpowered STASSIA in a 2 minute bloody mismatched
fight.
That's all for now. Enjoy the rest of your summer!
Desiree (not my real name)
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPER BUM 82-18411 116 50 2 521 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646 27 5 0 254 THE NEPHEW (1322) DWES EG
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 93 62 0 245 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
HAILSTORM 7-5698 86 33 1 243 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PTI 7-5412 124 42 0 242 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GATEWAY 82-15631 59 52 1 238 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 75 88 0 228 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 59 25 1 227 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
HE HATE ME 18-7820 109 66 2 218 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
RED FUSION 6-5480 94 66 0 218 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 74 30 9 215 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 42 76 2 212 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COOLER 82-7277 95 97 1 210 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
HARV 82-20046 59 59 1 210 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 55 32 1 210 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 35 44 0 209 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
THAT GUY 97-2120 40 24 3 207 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
HEAT 98-981 78 65 4 205 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
??RADAR?? 82-20310 46 75 1 205 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 146 52 1 201 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 75 63 0 198 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 167 2 198 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 102 60 0 197 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 23 15 0 195 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 62 27 2 192 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STASSIA 37-1523 62 83 2 180 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 65 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 98 2 176 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
ONE A DAY 98-799 112 60 4 172 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 166 1 166 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 28 74 0 145 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 35 61 0 73 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 29 88 0 63 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 27 76 3 48 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Hailstorm -- Huh, an ice-golem. Just what I needed to make my day. -- Aloha Alice
Men Working -- Oh, you are not! You just say that. It's a joke is what it is. --
Laguna Lil
Why should the Bookie's Guard come after me? I don't even bet, much less welsh. --
Beach Betty
P.S. And that usage is an insult to the citizens of Wales.
Despite my best efforts--and my victory--the Drunken Fisherman was feeling no pain.
-- Tallahasse Tina
These darned bookies have guards everywhere, don't they? Makes you wonder what
they're afraid of. -- Miamia Mia
Red Fusion -- Lucky, indeed. We both know I am the better warrior. If the sun
hadn't glinted in my eye just as I was shaking away a strand of hair, causing a
painful sunlight-splinter to get caught in my eyelashes, I would never have
misstepped and given you the opportunity to get in a lucky blow. -- Crysoprase
Etched in Stone -- I like a man with endurance. However, in the arena I prefer a man
who goes down fast. No wait--come to think of it, I ALWAYS prefer a man who... never
mind. *blushing* -- Stassia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SUPER BUM unbelievably bested COOLER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight.
RED FUSION luckily beat ??RADAR?? in a exciting 8 minute gory melee.
PTI vanquished GREASY NAPKINS in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
TASTY HANGNAIL was subdued by GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
LITTLEST TYRANT vanquished BLIND BEGGAR in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
HAILSTORM handily defeated SOLACIA in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! vanquished LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
VISTA BLOWS was vanquished by FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CRACK IS CHEAP outwaited WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 13 minute brutal bout.
5 GOT PICKED was demolished by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS demolished BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
ETCHED IN STONE was handily defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH was unbelievably bested by THAT GUY in a 9 minute duel.
SMELL CAREFULLY devastated MEN WORKING in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HE HATE ME overpowered ALOHA ALICE in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
REDDI WHIP overpowered STASSIA in a 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
ONE A DAY was viciously subdued by HARV in a popular 6 minute gruesome bout.
HEAT narrowly defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a action packed 3 minute bout.
MANUTE BOL vanquished CRYSOPRASE in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
LAGUNA LIL was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
BEACH BETTY overpowered INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
TALLAHASSE TINA demolished DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MIAMI MIA vanquished DEBBY TONTE in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 70 - 28 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 45 - 27 - 0 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 LUNGING ATTACK 37 - 33 - 2 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 25 - 0 31 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 18 - 0 18 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 512 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SUPER BUM 82-18411 116 50 2 521 FLAT BROKE (1184)
AIMED BLOW STUPID SEXY FLAND 42-3836 93 62 0 245 I'M SO SEXY (1072)
LUNGING ATTACK PTI 7-5412 124 42 0 242 WASTELAND II (500)
WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 74 30 9 215 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 95 97 1 210 STYROFOAM (1090)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 167 2 198 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 98 2 176 ILLFANG PACT (281)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 166 1 166 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478. The ten other most popular fighters were
??RADAR?? 82-20310, HARV 82-20046, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, COOLER 82-7277, THAT GUY
97-2120, ONE A DAY 98-799, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, PTI 7-5412, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422,
and HEAT 98-981.
The least popular fighter this week was MEN WORKING 38-4189. The other ten least
popular fighters were CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199,
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, STASSIA
37-1523, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, and MANUTE BOL 5-4233.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 4 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
BONSUR(7) 5 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 98 2 176 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 75 63 0 198 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RED FUSION 6-5480 94 66 0 218 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
HAILSTORM 7-5698 86 33 1 243 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 59 25 1 227 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
HE HATE ME 18-7820 109 66 2 218 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 62 83 2 180 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 167 2 198 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 62 27 2 192 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 93 62 0 245 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 146 52 1 201 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
SUPER BUM 82-18411 116 50 2 521 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 74 30 9 215 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
HEAT 98-981 78 65 4 205 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL