DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 08/29/2009 Duedate: 09/11/2009 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-513 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 072905R 41/1273 3642 2638 14 58.0 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 CEMENTIA 61/1112 2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1977 1644 23 54.6 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256 MY DRUGS 98/1179 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 THE NEPHEW 82/1322 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 WASTELAND 18/468 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323 WASTELAND II 7/500 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1184 1051 8 53.0 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 409 596 6 40.7 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1052 1890 17 35.8 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 6 BEACH BABES 7/1058 416 785 4 34.6 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 630): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 513): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 636): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 611): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 631): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 629): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 635): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 621): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 620): BONEFACE of RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 592): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 584): TORCHLIGHT KID of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 563): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 568): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 519): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 250): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 238): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 468): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 512): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 630): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 513): THE GOLDEN FISH DM 3 OSKSI (turn 636): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 611): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 631): WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 629): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 635): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 621): GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 320): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 592): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 584): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 263): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 568): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 519): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 250): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 238): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 468): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 512) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 636): SUPER SENIOR of GENERATION X (?, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 631): KATIRONA MURH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 621): CAUDIERS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 568): THE HYPHEN-DASH of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 519): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER My dear Lord and Lady Protectors, Out of 23 fights, 12 involved a stand-in. Which means that thirty-four Lord Protectors stepped out on the sand today. The flower of the Federation! The pride and joy of their mothers! Let's hear a big round of applause for today's participants! *In the nosebleed section of the bleachers, a lonely spectator claps his hands together slowly* Ignore that man. He comes here to read the magazines his wife doesn't allow in the house. The only certainty is change, eh? We have a NEW Keeper of the Runeblade! Woo hoo! SUPER BUM (82-18411) (116-50-2,521) of FLAT BROKE fought GATEWAY (82-15631) (59-52- 1,238) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. SUPER BUM was viciously subdued by GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Title fight. Gateway is our top Lunger. WOW! A lunger at the top of an arena! This rates a happy dance! *does a happy dance* Gateway is also This Turn's Favorite. Of course, Mr. Cheap, our best Total Parry, is also our Overall Popularity Leader. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (75-88-0,228) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought ??RADAR?? (82- 20310) (46-75-1,205) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. CRACK IS CHEAP viciously subdued ??RADAR?? in a popular 2 minute brutal bout. Our top Aimed Blow defeated our top Wall of Steel this time around. REDDI WHIP (97 1636) (74-30-9,215) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought HAILSTORM (7-5698) (86-33-1,243) of WASTELAND II. REDDI WHIP was savagely defeated by HAILSTORM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. And our top Slasher beat our top Basher. COOLER (82-7277) (95-97-1,210) of STYROFOAM fought MEN WORKING (38-4189) (47-166-1,166) of JUST BECAUSE. COOLER overpowered MEN WORKING in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. No surprise there. Work in Progress, our top Parry-Riposter, overwhelmed our favorite metrosexual, Manute Bol. WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (46-167-2,198) of JUST BECAUSE fought MANUTE BOL (5-4233) (75-63-0,198) of LARGE LOSERS. WORK IN PROGRESS was devastated by MANUTE BOL in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Well done -- and something of an upset! Although Work in Progress was voted our least favorite warrior this turn. I think this had something to do with lost bets? Oh, and our top Parry-Striker, Crysoprase, got beat. CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (76-98- 2,176) of ILLFANG PACT fought ONE A DAY (98-799) (112-60-4,172) of MY DRUGS. CRYSOPRASE was overpowered by ONE A DAY in an exciting 3 minute gory uneven fight. However, One a Day isn't a stylemaster. This is uncanny! Last turn, the Beach Babes fought several stand-ins. Laguna Lil fought Khalhums Dwarf, Beach Betty fought Innkeeper's Son, Tallahassee Tina fought Drunken Fisherman, and Miami Mia fought Debby Tonte. Today, the Commission in its wisdom gave the Babes a little variety. True, Laguna Lil once again faced Khalhums Dwarf, Beach Betty again coped with the Innkeeper's Son, and Miami Mia again fought Debby Tonte. However, in a stunning surprise move, the Commision also matched up Tallahassee Tina with Debby Tonte! ALL RIGHT! *applauds* *the guy up in the stands also applauds* I think that's all the excitement we can stand for this turn. Get some rest, and I'll see you in fourteen. Desiree (yes, unreasonably cheerful) KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GATEWAY 82-15631 60 52 1 279 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646 28 5 0 285 THE NEPHEW (1322) DWES EG HAILSTORM 7-5698 87 33 1 273 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR HARV 82-20046 60 59 1 259 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 94 62 0 254 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 76 88 0 234 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG HE HATE ME 18-7820 110 66 2 224 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 24 15 0 220 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 103 60 0 212 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR COOLER 82-7277 96 97 1 212 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG HEAT 98-981 79 65 4 211 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY REDDI WHIP 97-1636 74 31 9 210 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 62 28 2 210 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 55 33 1 210 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA MANUTE BOL 5-4233 76 63 0 209 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 146 53 1 206 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE THAT GUY 97-2120 40 25 3 206 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 42 77 2 202 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA SUPER BUM 82-18411 116 51 2 200 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 35 45 0 200 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG PTI 7-5412 124 43 0 198 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR ??RADAR?? 82-20310 46 76 1 198 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG RED FUSION 6-5480 94 67 0 195 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 59 26 1 192 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF STASSIA 37-1523 63 83 2 191 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 168 2 191 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ONE A DAY 98-799 113 60 4 185 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 99 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 66 0 170 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 167 1 165 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 28 75 0 142 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 30 88 0 66 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR BEACH BETTY 7-5768 35 62 0 54 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MIAMI MIA 7-4818 28 76 3 54 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE You know, this arena is kinda boring. I mean, I'm the only one on our team who fought a managed gladiator, though HOW managed, I mean, how much attention he gets, well, who knows? And not only the same old faces on the sands, the same top manager, the same Keeper of the Runeblade, it gets old. I'm not surprised people don't write personals much, what is there to say? Same old same old. -- Aloha Alice Huh, the Khalhums Dwarf isn't even a dwarf! -- Laguna Lil And three wins against other standbys. Thrilling. -- the rest of the Beach Babes Gladiatorial Commission -- Why do we keep having to fight Beach Babes? They dress skimpy and they smell like coconut. -- Khalhums Dwarf, Innkeeper's Son, Drunken Fisherman (stone sober at the moment), and Debby Tonte (not the real one) K. Dwarf et al -- The Commission is all-wise. Trust in the choices of the Commission. -- The Commission Reddi Whip -- You're maxed out in THAT, at your age? You sure don't look it. -- Stassia Manute Bol -- I think you should try living up to your team name. -- Crysoprase P.S. And get a sex! Crys -- Manute is what they call metrosexual. It's new, I think. -- Stassia LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SUPER BUM was viciously subdued by GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Title fight. RED FUSION was savagely defeated by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a exciting 4 minute melee. PTI was viciously subdued by HARV in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory brawl. REDDI WHIP was savagely defeated by HAILSTORM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. PSYCHO GRANDMA! was vanquished by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight. HE HATE ME devastated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided competition. SMELL CAREFULLY slimly lost to HEAT in a action packed 2 minute gory duel. LITTLEST TYRANT vanquished SOLACIA in a popular 3 minute brutal one-sided duel. CRACK IS CHEAP viciously subdued ??RADAR?? in a popular 2 minute brutal bout. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS subdued BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition. ETCHED IN STONE was viciously subdued by DIRK CHOLERA in a exciting 4 minute battle. COOLER overpowered MEN WORKING in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. GREASY NAPKINS was overpowered by TASTY HANGNAIL in a 2 minute one-sided duel. 5 GOT PICKED was handily defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute mismatched bout. WORK IN PROGRESS was devastated by MANUTE BOL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. VISTA BLOWS was beaten by FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 2 minute bout. THAT GUY was savagely defeated by DIRK CHOLERA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute conflict. CRYSOPRASE was overpowered by ONE A DAY in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven fight. ALOHA ALICE was handily defeated by STASSIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel. LAGUNA LIL was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute fight. BEACH BETTY lost to INKEEPER'S SON in a popular 4 minute match. TALLAHASSE TINA vanquished DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. MIAMI MIA overpowered DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute uneven duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 65 - 25 - 0 72 | |LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 42 - 29 - 0 59 | |TOTAL PARRY 7 LUNGING ATTACK 37 - 31 - 1 54 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 - 0 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 0 45 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 14 - 0 30 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 25 - 0 29 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 18 - 0 14 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 513 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 5 4 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 4 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 60 52 1 279 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254) AIMED BLOW HAILSTORM 7-5698 87 33 1 273 WASTELAND II (500) TOTAL PARRY CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 76 88 0 234 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 96 97 1 212 STYROFOAM (1090) WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 74 31 9 210 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 168 2 191 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 99 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 167 1 165 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was GATEWAY 82-15631. The ten other most popular fighters were RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, HARV 82-20046, PTI 7-5412, SUPER BUM 82-18411, LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646, HAILSTORM 7-5698, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, and ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The least popular fighter this week was WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193. The other ten least popular fighters were MEN WORKING 38-4189, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120, VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, COOLER 82-7277, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, and CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0 KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 6 3 0 TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0 BONSUR(7) 4 4 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0 WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 76 99 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MANUTE BOL 5-4233 76 63 0 209 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS RED FUSION 6-5480 94 67 0 195 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL HAILSTORM 7-5698 87 33 1 273 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 59 26 1 192 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF HE HATE ME 18-7820 110 66 2 224 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA STASSIA 37-1523 63 83 2 191 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 168 2 191 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 62 28 2 210 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 94 62 0 254 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 146 53 1 206 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE GATEWAY 82-15631 60 52 1 279 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG REDDI WHIP 97-1636 74 31 9 210 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE HEAT 98-981 79 65 4 211 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL