DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 09/12/2009 Duedate: 09/25/2009
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-514
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 072905R 41/1273 3651 2645 14 58.0 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
CEMENTIA 61/1112 2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1982 1646 23 54.6
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256
LOOK OUT! 16/1278 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270
MY DRUGS 98/1179 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323
THE NEPHEW 82/1322 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
WASTELAND 18/468 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
WASTELAND II 7/500 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1184 1052 8 53.0
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 410 597 6 40.7
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1052 1892 17 35.7
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 6 BEACH BABES 7/1058 418 788 4 34.7
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 631): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 514): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 637): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 612): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 632): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 630): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 636): BALDASSARE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 622): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 621): BONEFACE of RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 593): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 585): TORCHLIGHT KID of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 264): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 569): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 520): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 250): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 238): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 469): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 215): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 513): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (TUM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 631): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 514): THE GOLDEN FISH
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 637): PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 612): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 632): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 630): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 636): AMEN! (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 622): GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 621): RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 593): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 585): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 264): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 569): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 520): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 250): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 238): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 469): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 215): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 513) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 631): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 514): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 636): SUPER SENIOR of GENERATION X (?, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 631): KATIRONA MURH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 622): THE CLOSER of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
(turn 621): CANDIRU of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 568): THE HYPHEN-DASH of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 519): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Out of 22 fights, 9 involved standbys. Which means 33 actual Lord Protectors fought.
However, there is not much to report...
Our title fight was a random match. GATEWAY (82-15631) (60-52-1,279) of ATTACK OF
THE CLONES fought HE HATE ME (18-7820) (110-66-2,224) of WASTELAND. GATEWAY
devastated HE HATE ME in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Hmm. The
announcer called it mismatched... I might have called it so, in the other direction.
I would really have expected the lovely He Hate Me to win that fight. I lost a ittle
money on that one.
Have you ever wondered how your fellow gladiators stack up, when they're not out on
the sands? I mean, is your best lunger a social success? Does your TP know how to
dress? Is your parry-ripper really an intellectual? Well, I've been asking around
and making notes, and here's what I've come up with:
PERSONAL QUALITY WARRIOR TEAM NAME
COOLNESS REDDI WHIP KILLING ME SOFTER
FASHION SENSE MEN WORKING JUST BECAUSE
LOVE LIFE RUGEN THE JELLYFISH HANNAH'S PALS
DANCING RED FUSION IT'S NEW!
EDUCATION LITTLEST TYRANT THE NEPHEW
COMELINESS HE HATE ME WASTELAND
SAVOIR FAIRE ??RADAR?? DYSLEXICS UNTIE!
DISPOSITION TALLAHASSEE TINA BEACH BABES
REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (74-31-9,210) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought ALOHA ALICE (7-4867)
(35-66-0,170) of BEACH BABES. REDDI WHIP devastated ALOHA ALICE in an exciting 1
minute brutal one-sided fight. Now, it is worth noting here that Aloha Alice is the
ONLY Beach Babe who is in a class with another person (she shares the Grand
Challenger Adepts with Men Working). The other Beach Babes are the ONLY warriors in
the Grand Adepts, Grand Challenger Initiates, and Grand Initiates. Which is why
they'll be fighting stand-ins for a while, unless we get some new blood in the arena.
SUPER BUM (82-18411) (116-51-2,200) of FLAT BROKE fought MEN WORKING (38-4189) (47-
167-1,165) of JUST BECAUSE. SUPER BUM bested MEN WORKING in a 2 minute bout. Yup.
But Men Working looked awfully sharp the whole time in his Island-cut suit of russet
wool, accessorized with a blunt instrument (he is our top Basher).
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (24-15-0,220) of HANNAH'S PALS fought PTI (7-5412)
(124-43-0,198) of WASTELAND II. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH vanquished PTI in a popular 1
minute brutal one-sided duel. This had nothing to do with Rugen's love life, except
that winning probably put him in the mood, eh?
??RADAR?? (82-20310) (46-76-1,198) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought RED FUSION (6-5480)
(94-67-0,195) of IT'S NEW!. ??RADAR?? was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in a
crowd pleasing 6 minute bout. Wow! Two of our stylemasters were matched up, here.
Predictably, Red Fusion's footwork enabled him to outdo his opponent, who was at
least a very gracious loser.
Demonstrating that a solid knowledge base does not always translate into success in
the arena, LITTLEST TYRANT (82-55890) (28-5-0,285) of THE NEPHEW fought HARV (82-
20046) (60-59-1,259) of 4-LETTER NAMES. LITTLEST TYRANT was savagely defeated by
HARV in an exciting 8 minute bloody struggle.
And all by herself down there in the Grand Challenger Initiates, our own Miss
Congeniality, TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889) (30-88-0,66) of BEACH BABES fought BOOKIE'S
GUARD (104-5) (35-18-0,75) ofPLACE-HOLDERS. TALLAHASSE TINA overpowered BOOKIE'S
GUARD in an action packed 1 minute uneven fray. Well done!
Where has the time gone? I need to wrap this up. Until next turn, my friends, work
on those life skills, and then we'll see how you've improved (or not).
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 61 52 1 312 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 95 62 0 283 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
HAILSTORM 7-5698 88 33 1 283 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
HARV 82-20046 61 59 1 279 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 25 15 0 273 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 104 60 0 225 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 56 33 1 223 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 77 63 0 217 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 147 53 1 214 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 75 31 9 213 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 60 26 1 210 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 36 45 0 208 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 169 2 207 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
COOLER 82-7277 96 98 1 204 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
RED FUSION 6-5480 95 67 0 203 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
SUPER BUM 82-18411 117 51 2 202 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 42 78 2 202 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
??RADAR?? 82-20310 46 77 1 201 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 62 29 2 199 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646 28 6 0 199 THE NEPHEW (1322) DWES EG
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 76 89 0 196 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
PTI 7-5412 124 44 0 192 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
HE HATE ME 18-7820 110 67 2 192 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
HEAT 98-981 79 66 4 190 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STASSIA 37-1523 63 84 2 187 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
THAT GUY 97-2120 40 26 3 186 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
-ONE A DAY 98-799 113 60 4 185 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 99 2 182 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 168 1 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 67 0 179 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 28 76 0 142 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 31 88 0 91 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 36 62 0 56 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 28 77 3 17 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Same like last time, except that I get a different sort-of-managed opponent. What ho,
Stassia. I didn't want to get too physical because I could see that you were about to
fall out of your bodice already and didn't want to encourage further display. --
Aloha Alice
And two-two against standbys. -- the rest of the Beach Babes
One A Day -- Well, I knew how that one was going to turn out! It was fun fighting
you, though. -- Crysoprase
Aloha Alice -- Sorry about the bathtub remark. I didn't mean anything suggestive...
although I have, actually, faced some pretty impressive foes in my bathtub. *gets a
dreamy look* -- Stassia
All -- The regional tournament is almost upon us and here are my selections for
Darkholm's squad:
Slasher: Cooler
Aimed Blow: Littlest Tyrant
Lunger: He Hate Me
Wall of Steel: Stassia
Basher: Men Working
Parry-Strike: Crysoprase
Total Parry: Aloha Alice
Parry-Riposte: Work in Progress
Wildcard #1(AB): Harv
Wildcard #2(WS): Reddi Whip
We should find out the results later on this month. -- TMM
These selections are not final. -- the Editor
26 August 09
There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
arenas. When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
arena number! It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key. When the
receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GATEWAY devastated HE HATE ME in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TASTY HANGNAIL demolished SMELL CAREFULLY in a popular 2 minute one-sided melee.
HEAT was devastated by SHADOWMANE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
HAILSTORM devastated COOLER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
LITTLEST TYRANT was savagely defeated by HARV in a exciting 8 minute bloody struggle.
CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by GREASY NAPKINS in a 3 minute fight.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS vanquished SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH vanquished PTI in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
5 GOT PICKED was handily defeated by SOLACIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
ETCHED IN STONE demolished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
STASSIA was devastated by MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SUPER BUM bested MEN WORKING in a 2 minute bout.
VISTA BLOWS handily defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
??RADAR?? was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bout.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! handily defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
REDDI WHIP devastated ALOHA ALICE in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
THAT GUY was savagely defeated by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 3 minute bloody match.
CRYSOPRASE devastated LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
BEACH BETTY won victory over INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute match.
TALLAHASSE TINA overpowered BOOKIE'S GUARD in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
MIAMI MIA was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 60 - 22 - 0 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 41 - 28 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 31 - 1 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 23 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 17 - 0 15 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 514 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 7 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 7 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 61 52 1 312 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
AIMED BLOW STUPID SEXY FLAND 42-3836 95 62 0 283 I'M SO SEXY (1072)
TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 147 53 1 214 CEMENTIA (1112)
WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 75 31 9 213 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 169 2 207 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 96 98 1 204 STYROFOAM (1090)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 99 2 182 ILLFANG PACT (281)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 168 1 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was HARV 82-20046. The ten other most popular fighters were ??RADAR??
82-20310, LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463,
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, MEN WORKING 38-4189, RED FUSION 6-5480, THAT GUY
97-2120, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, and BEACH BETTY 7-5768.
The least popular fighter this week was LAGUNA LIL 7-5681. The other ten least
popular fighters were COOLER 82-7277, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, STASSIA
37-1523, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, HE HATE ME 18-7820, VISTA
BLOWS 18-9258, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, and ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 4 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 4 4 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 99 2 182 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 77 63 0 217 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 95 67 0 203 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
HAILSTORM 7-5698 88 33 1 283 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 60 26 1 210 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 56 33 1 223 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 63 84 2 187 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 46 169 2 207 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 62 29 2 199 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 95 62 0 283 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 147 53 1 214 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
GATEWAY 82-15631 61 52 1 312 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 75 31 9 213 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
HEAT 98-981 79 66 4 190 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL