DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 10/10/2009 Duedate: 10/23/2009
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-516
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 072905R 41/1273 3672 2656 15 58.0 2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1990 1652 23 54.6
CEMENTIA 61/1112 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256
LOOK OUT! 16/1278 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270
THE NEPHEW 82/1322 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
WASTELAND 18/468 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
WASTELAND II 7/500 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1186 1052 8 53.0
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 410 601 6 40.6
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1053 1895 17 35.7
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 6 BEACH BABES 7/1058 421 795 4 34.6
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 633): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 516): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 639): GOT NO BRAIN of STATE OF MIND (?.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 634): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 632): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 638): KRONOS GRIMHOLD of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 624): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 623): FATHOM JUMPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 595): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 587): BENT FENDER of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 571): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 522): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 251): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 239): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 471): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 216): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 515): STUPID SEXY FLANDERS of I'M SO SEXY (TMM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 633): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 516): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 639): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 614): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 634): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 632): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 637): AMEN! (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 624): ODIN'S CHOSEN (Heathen Hatebreed, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 623): RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 595): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 587): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 571): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 523): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 251): EXTRADITION (?, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 239): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 471): SPLIT II (?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 216): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 515) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 631): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 613): LOVARNO of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 633): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 631): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 637): BALDASSARE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 622): THE CLOSER of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 622): MOLOTOV of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 587): TORCHLIGHT KID of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 571): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
MODEL PRISONER of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello, Darkholmers!
Mr. Flanders was unable to defend his title this turn, perhaps because he failed to
challenge or avoid. Or write a column. Or an ad. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS (42-3836)
(96-62-0,296) of I'M SO SEXY fought COOLER (82-7277) (97-98-1,264) of STYROFOAM.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was devastated by COOLER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
Our longest fight was only five minutes. *sigh* What has happened to the defensive
expertise that used to be a specialty of this arena? STASSIA (37-1523) (63-85-2,184)
of UP TO NO GOOD fought RED FUSION (6-5480) (96-67-0,209) of IT'S NEW!. STASSIA was
defeated by RED FUSION in an action packed 5 minute duel. Stassia was voted this
turn's favorite. It couldn't have anything to do with the way she keeps almost
falling out of her v-neck chainmail?
Yes, various styles of revealing chainmail are available in the Commission Armory.
*sigh* Even a bikini.
Congratulations to Hailstorm for lasting two minutes against Ferd the Tower!
HAILSTORM (7-5698) (89-33-1,314) of WASTELAND II fought FERD THE TOWER (104-27) (120-
15-8,280) of SUBSTITUTE HEROES. HAILSTORM was overwhelmed by FERD THE TOWER in a 2
minute mismatched duel.
Poor Tallahassee Tina fought the fake Desiree again today. TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889)
(31-89-0,98) of BEACH BABES fought DESIREE (104-23) (20-15-4,150) of SUBSTITUTE
HEROES. TALLAHASSE TINA was devastated by DESIREE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. He
should at least have shaved! Tina was voted Least Popular this week. Maybe for
getting beaten by a cross-dresser?
Crack is Cheap, our Overall Popularity Leader, was defeated by a succubus today.
Could not take the sexual innuendo. Tsk! CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (77-89-0,206) of
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of SUBSTITUTE HEROES. CRACK
IS CHEAP was demolished by SOLACIA in a 3 minute mismatched match.
It was a short day -- only 33 Lord Protectors fought -- and it seems the Regional
Tourney hasn't started yet. So... not much to talk about. I'll see you in two
weeks, then. Or maybe sooner, if I run into anyone at the clubs.
Best,
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COOLER 82-7277 98 98 1 292 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 27 15 0 321 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
HARV 82-20046 63 59 1 302 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 77 31 9 275 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 64 29 3 251 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 43 79 2 226 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646 30 6 0 219 THE NEPHEW (1322) DWES EG
SUPER BUM 82-18411 119 51 2 215 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
??RADAR?? 82-20310 47 78 1 214 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
RED FUSION 6-5480 97 67 0 211 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAILSTORM 7-5698 89 34 1 210 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 36 47 0 208 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
PTI 7-5412 126 44 0 207 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 148 54 1 206 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 104 62 0 202 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
HEAT 98-981 80 67 4 201 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
THAT GUY 97-2120 42 26 3 201 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 77 90 0 200 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
GATEWAY 82-15631 61 54 1 199 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 57 34 1 198 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 47 170 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 78 64 0 195 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 61 27 1 195 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
STASSIA 37-1523 63 86 2 194 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 96 63 0 190 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
HE HATE ME 18-7820 111 68 2 189 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 101 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 77 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 69 0 175 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 170 1 165 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 31 90 0 100 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 37 63 0 61 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 29 78 3 28 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Hmm, I see by the Split sheet that no one here is likely to get sucked off to Primus.
In one sense, this is good, we hate having things disturbed around the guildhouse.
But in another sense... too bad we aren't any of us doing well enough to impress the
Commission. I think. -- Aloha Alice, speaking for her teammates too
Work in Progress -- They all say that. -- Aloha Alice
Men Working -- Yeah, that's what you guys always say, same like Alice noticed. --
Laguna Lil
Desiree (not your real name) -- I know you aren't the spy reporter. Solid clue:
you're a guy. If you want to pass as her, you'd better get some padding. --
Tallahasse Tina
Eh? Oh, the stand-in warrior you mean? Oh dear, I'm supposed to be played by a
female, honestly. -- Des
The Innkeeper's Idiot Son. -- Beach Betty
And the doubly stupid Cocky Spectator, not that I didn't enjoy hitting him--until he
pulled the crossbow out from under his cloak. Huh. No wonder he was so damned
cocky. -- Miami Mia
Crysoprase -- Next time you "really hate to hit" your opponent, consider retiring. --
Laguna Lil
Manute Bol -- Get a sex. *shudder* -- Stassia
That Guy -- You broke my battle axe AND my backup weapon. Was your weapon weighted
with lead, or what? -- Crysoprase
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was devastated by COOLER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
MANUTE BOL was viciously subdued by SMELL CAREFULLY in a 2 minute battle.
HAILSTORM was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
REDDI WHIP overpowered TASTY HANGNAIL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HARV bested WORK IN PROGRESS in a 2 minute duel.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH defeated VISTA BLOWS in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
5 GOT PICKED devastated GATEWAY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CRYSOPRASE was handily defeated by ??RADAR?? in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
STASSIA was defeated by RED FUSION in a action packed 5 minute duel.
ETCHED IN STONE overpowered GREASY NAPKINS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUPER BUM handily defeated SHADOWMANE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
CRACK IS CHEAP was demolished by SOLACIA in a 3 minute mismatched match.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! demolished MEN WORKING in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
LITTLEST TYRANT handily defeated BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
THAT GUY overpowered ALOHA ALICE in a action packed 4 minute brutal uneven struggle.
HEAT viciously subdued SHADOWMANE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.
PTI overpowered LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HE HATE ME overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
TALLAHASSE TINA was devastated by DESIREE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MIAMI MIA vanquished DEBBY TONTE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
BEACH BETTY was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 60 - 26 - 1 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 39 - 28 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 33 - 1 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 23 - 0 36 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 516 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 98 98 1 292 STYROFOAM (1090)
LUNGING ATTACK RUGEN THE JELLYF 82-12478 27 15 0 321 HANNAH'S PALS (1270)
AIMED BLOW HARV 82-20046 63 59 1 302 4-LETTER NAMES (1256)
WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 77 31 9 275 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)
TOTAL PARRY SUPER BUM 82-18411 119 51 2 215 FLAT BROKE (1184)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 47 170 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 101 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281)
BASHING ATTACK LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 77 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was STASSIA 37-1523. The ten other most popular fighters were HEAT 98-981,
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, THAT GUY 97-2120, HE HATE ME 18-7820, ??RADAR?? 82-20310,
HARV 82-20046, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, HAILSTORM 7-5698, and PSYCHO
GRANDMA! 16-5120.
The least popular fighter this week was TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889. The other ten least
popular fighters were LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, STUPID SEXY
FLANDERS 42-3836, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, MEN WORKING 38-4189, GATEWAY 82-15631, TASTY
HANGNAIL 7-5463, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, and WORK IN PROGRESS
38-4193.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 6 3 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
BONSUR(7) 2 6 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 101 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 78 64 0 195 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 97 67 0 211 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
HAILSTORM 7-5698 89 34 1 210 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 61 27 1 195 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 43 79 2 226 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 63 86 2 194 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 47 170 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 64 29 3 251 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 96 63 0 190 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 148 54 1 206 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
COOLER 82-7277 98 98 1 292 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 77 31 9 275 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
HEAT 98-981 80 67 4 201 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL