DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 10/24/2009 Duedate: 11/06/2009
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-517
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 072905R 41/1273 3682 2662 15 58.0 2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1994 1655 23 54.6
CEMENTIA 61/1112 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256
LOOK OUT! 16/1278 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323
THE NEPHEW 82/1322 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
WASTELAND 18/468 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
WASTELAND II 7/500 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1186 1053 8 53.0
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 410 603 6 40.5
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1054 1896 17 35.7
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 6 BEACH BABES 7/1058 422 799 4 34.6
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 634): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 517): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 640): GOT NO BRAIN of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 615): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 635): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 632): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 639): KRONOS GRIMHOLD of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 625): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 624): FATHOM JUMPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 596): MORNGRIM THORTH of ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 588): UTANO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 572): DACIMOUSEL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 523): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 252): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 240): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 472): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 216): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 516): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 634): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 517): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 640): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 615): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 635): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 632): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 639): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 625): GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 624): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 596): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 588): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 572): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 523): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 252): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 240): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 472): SPLIT II (Bartender, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 216): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 516) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 631): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 624): SALTY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 596): MORNGRIM THORTH of ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 587): TORCHLIGHT KID of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 571): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
MODEL PRISONER of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello, denizens.
Hmm. It was a remarkably apathetic day. *yawn* I see that Cooler only held onto
the title for the one turn. Today, Super Bum took it away from him. Three cheers
for Super Bum! Hip hip... *sigh* COOLER (82-7277) (98-98-1,292) of STYROFOAM fought
SUPER BUM (82-18411) (119-51-2,215) of FLAT BROKE. COOLER was unbelievably bested by
SUPER BUM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight. It was a good fight, though. Of
course Super Bum is our top Total Parry. And that he did not make either the
popularity or unpopularity list. Well done on that. Write a column, will you?
Cooler is still our Top Slasher, for all the good it did him.
And the inimitable Red Fusion, certified to be new, got his butt kicked (or scummed)
by Gateway. Gateway being our Top Lunger, it was probably kicked, although for some
reason it took five minues. RED FUSION (6-5480) (97-67-0,211) of IT'S NEW! Fought
GATEWAY (82-15631) (61-54-1,199) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. RED FUSION was savagely
defeated by GATEWAY in an exciting 5 minute gory melee. Maybe Gateway is one of
these new defensive lungers.
Now here's a battle between two defensive warriors, which didn't take nearly so long.
REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (77-31-9,275) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought ETCHED IN STONE (61-
3112) (148-54-1,206) of CEMENTIA. REDDI WHIP vanquished ETCHED IN STONE in a popular
2 minute gory mismatched brawl. Well fought.
Ferd the Tower fought twice, defeating Littlest Tyrant and then 5 Got Picked. This
legendary Lord Protector, now serving Greywand's forces as a skill teacher, imparted
his wisdom with great generosity today.
* LITTLEST TYRANT (82-55890) (30-6-0,219) of THE NEPHEW fought FERD THE TOWER (104-
27) (120-15-8,280) of STAND-IN HEROES. LITTLEST TYRANT was savagely defeated by FERD
THE TOWER in a 2 minute competition.
* 5 GOT PICKED (41-4199) (64-29-3,251) of 072905R fought FERD THE TOWER (104-27)
(120-15-8,280) of STAND-IN HEROES. 5 GOT PICKED was defeated by FERD THE TOWER in an
action packed 2 minute match.
There were only seven stand-in fights today. That may be a good sign, eh? We can
use some good signs.
Work in Progress is our top Parry-Ripper. WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (47-170-2,196)
of JUST BECAUSE fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (77-90-0,200) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW.
WORK IN PROGRESS overpowered CRACK IS CHEAP in an exciting 5 minute one-sided fight.
Needless to say, Mr. Cheap is our Overall Popularity leader, and will be so long as
he remains in this arena. Because everyone likes to save money.
It seems like Crysoprase can't win for losing these days. GREASY NAPKINS (82-10156)
(36-47-0,208) of REAL PIZZA FLAVOR fought CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (77-101-2,180) of
ILLFANG PACT. GREASY NAPKINS bested CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
Nicely done on the Napkins' part. And still, Crysoprase is our top Parry-Striker.
And Laguna Lil is still our Top Basher. VISTA BLOWS (18-9258) (57-34-1,198) of
WASTELAND fought LAGUNA LIL (7-5681) (29-77-0,180) of BEACH BABES. VISTA BLOWS
vanquished LAGUNA LIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. You know...
against all conventional wisdom, it looked to me like Lil almost won that fight. But
the Arenamaster said it was one-sided. Arenamasters are always right, aren't they?
*shakes head*
It's autumn. The season of mellow fruitfulness and... mists. JUST what we need,
here in the middle of the Lake of Mists. Let's do have an entire season of pea-
soupers, shall we? So, for the next two weeks, I hope you are all able to find your
way home.
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPER BUM 82-18411 120 51 2 223 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARV 82-20046 64 59 1 336 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 78 31 9 335 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
GATEWAY 82-15631 62 54 1 223 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
HAILSTORM 7-5698 90 34 1 218 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PTI 7-5412 127 44 0 215 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 79 64 0 212 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 48 170 2 211 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COOLER 82-7277 98 99 1 210 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 64 30 3 210 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
??RADAR?? 82-20310 47 79 1 210 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 37 47 0 210 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646 30 7 0 210 THE NEPHEW (1322) DWES EG
HEAT 98-981 81 67 4 209 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 43 80 2 209 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 58 34 1 204 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 148 55 1 203 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
HE HATE ME 18-7820 112 68 2 203 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
THAT GUY 97-2120 43 26 3 203 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 62 27 1 202 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
RED FUSION 6-5480 97 68 0 199 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 27 16 0 199 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 97 63 0 197 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 104 63 0 194 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
STASSIA 37-1523 63 87 2 192 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 77 91 0 191 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 102 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 78 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 70 0 178 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 171 1 176 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 32 90 0 133 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 37 64 0 41 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 29 79 3 35 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
??Radar?? -- I had to motion to the other Lord Protectors that I couldn't continue
because I couldn't... you know... SPEAK, with your blade in my throat. -- Crysoprase
Red Fusion -- You just don't seem that new to me. Cool name though. And good fight.
I love getting scummed. -- Stassia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COOLER was unbelievably bested by SUPER BUM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight.
RED FUSION was savagely defeated by GATEWAY in a exciting 5 minute gory melee.
REDDI WHIP vanquished ETCHED IN STONE in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
LITTLEST TYRANT was savagely defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a 2 minute competition.
??RADAR?? was narrowly defeated by PTI in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
HARV handily defeated TASTY HANGNAIL in a action packed 4 minute uneven fight.
SMELL CAREFULLY lost to HAILSTORM in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH slimly lost to MANUTE BOL in a popular 2 minute duel.
5 GOT PICKED was defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a action packed 2 minute match.
WORK IN PROGRESS overpowered CRACK IS CHEAP in a exciting 5 minute one-sided fight.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS handily defeated ALOHA ALICE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GREASY NAPKINS bested CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
STASSIA was handily defeated by HE HATE ME in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
VISTA BLOWS vanquished LAGUNA LIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
PSYCHO GRANDMA! devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THAT GUY beat MEN WORKING in a exciting 2 minute bout.
HEAT narrowly defeated SHADOWMANE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
TALLAHASSE TINA viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
BEACH BETTY was demolished by INKEEPER'S SON in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
MIAMI MIA was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 61 - 26 - 1 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 37 - 29 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 33 - 1 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 24 - 0 35 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 17 - 0 15 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 517 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 4 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SUPER BUM 82-18411 120 51 2 223 FLAT BROKE (1184)
AIMED BLOW HARV 82-20046 64 59 1 336 4-LETTER NAMES (1256)
WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 78 31 9 335 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 62 54 1 223 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 48 170 2 211 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 98 99 1 210 STYROFOAM (1090)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 102 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281)
BASHING ATTACK LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 78 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was GATEWAY 82-15631. The ten other most popular fighters were WORK IN
PROGRESS 38-4193, COOLER 82-7277, HARV 82-20046, HEAT 98-981, REDDI WHIP 97-1636,
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, PTI 7-5412, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, and
SUPER BUM 82-18411.
The least popular fighter this week was MIAMI MIA 7-4818. The other ten least
popular fighters were LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, STASSIA 37-1523, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, GREASY
NAPKINS 82-10156, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, BEACH BETTY 7-5768,
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, and THAT GUY 97-2120.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 5 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
BONSUR(7) 3 5 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 102 2 180 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 79 64 0 212 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 97 68 0 199 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
HAILSTORM 7-5698 90 34 1 218 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 62 27 1 202 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 43 80 2 209 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STASSIA 37-1523 63 87 2 192 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 48 170 2 211 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 64 30 3 210 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 97 63 0 197 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 148 55 1 203 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
SUPER BUM 82-18411 120 51 2 223 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 78 31 9 335 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
HEAT 98-981 81 67 4 209 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL