DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 11/07/2009 Duedate: 11/20/2009 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-518 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 072905R 41/1273 3694 2666 15 58.1 2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1997 1659 23 54.6 CEMENTIA 61/1112 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256 LOOK OUT! 16/1278 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 THE NEPHEW 82/1322 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 WASTELAND 18/468 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 WASTELAND II 7/500 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1186 1054 8 52.9 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 411 604 6 40.5 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1054 1898 17 35.7 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 6 BEACH BABES 7/1058 424 802 4 34.6 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 635): BALL PEIN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 518): GULBY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 641): GOT NO BRAIN of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 615): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 636): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 632): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 7 BONSUR (turn 640): KRONOS GRIMHOLD of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 624): ORBIN PAES of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 626): MESHUGGAH MUMMY of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 625): FATHOM JUMPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 597): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 589): UTANO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 266): XYOKOR YAHL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 573): DACIMOUSEL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 524): SHALAITHA of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 252): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 240): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 473): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 217): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 517): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 635): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 518): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 641): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 615): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 636): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 632): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 640): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 624): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 626): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 625): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 597): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 589): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 266): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 573): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 524): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 252): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 240): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 473): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 217): KIWI CONNECTION 7 (The Mun, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 517) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 641): GOT NO BRAIN of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) PSYCHIC FRIEND of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 631): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 640): KRONOS GRIMHOLD of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 626): MESHUGGAH MUMMY of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal) DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 624): SALTY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 596): MORNGRIM THORTH of ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 589): UTANO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 217): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Greetings, countrymen! SUPER BUM (82-18411) (120-51-2,223) of FLAT BROKE fought WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (48-170-2,211) of JUST BECAUSE. SUPER BUM devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 3 minute mismatched Title fight. This was our top Total Parry defeating our top Parry- Riposter. I wonder if any of you remembers when the Parry-Riposte style was feared-- when men of gigantic talents, men like Villiage Idiot, strode the sands. Out of nineteen fights, we actually only had five stand-ins. Which means thirty- three Lord Protectors competed. Well done! Talk about the crowd going wild! GREASY NAPKINS (82-10156) (37-47-0,210) of REAL PIZZA FLAVOR fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (77-91-0,191) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. GREASY NAPKINS savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match. Crack is still our Overall Popularity Leader (I think he pays someone off) and Mr. Napkins was voted this turn's favorite. And it really WAS a very good fight. Mr. Napkins was rude, crude, and pithy, while Mr. Cheap entertained us all with his rapier wit. Our least favored warrior this turn was the still very competent Rugen the Jellyfish. Respected veteran STUPID SEXY FLANDERS (42-3836) (97-63-0,197) of I'M SO SEXY fought RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (27-16-0,199) of HANNAH'S PALS. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS overpowered RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Mr. Jellyfish was voted this turn's least favorite, giving the Beach Babes a couple of weeks off from that distinction. How did Harv do? Since he's our top Aimed Blow. Let's find out... HARV (82-20046) (64-59-1,336) of 4-LETTER NAMES fought TASTY HANGNAIL (7-5463) (104-63-0,194) of WASTELAND II. HARV vanquished TASTY HANGNAIL in an exciting 4 minute mismatched fight which upset the oddsmakers. Bravo! Gateway, our top Lunger, suffered a style disadvantage in his fight. GATEWAY (82- 15631) (62-54-1,223) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought PSYCHO GRANDMA! (16-5120) (62-27- 1,202) of LOOK OUT!. GATEWAY devastated PSYCHO GRANDMA! in a 1 minute one-sided competition. Poor Gateway was forced by his cruel manager to fight in red and white plaid trousers. Psycho Grandma! wore a purple dress with a red hat, and clearly had the upper hand, style-wise. And yet the puissant lunger still cleaned her clock. What is going on in the Regional Tourney? Does anyone know? If you do, please inform us in a spotlight or personal ad next turn. Thank you. With best wishes for a warm fortnight, Desiree (not my real name) KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SUPER BUM 82-18411 121 51 2 234 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HARV 82-20046 65 59 1 368 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG HAILSTORM 7-5698 91 34 1 255 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GATEWAY 82-15631 63 54 1 251 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG HEAT 98-981 82 67 4 240 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL HE HATE ME 18-7820 113 68 2 234 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA PTI 7-5412 128 44 0 221 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR STASSIA 37-1523 64 87 2 219 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS MANUTE BOL 5-4233 80 64 0 218 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS VISTA BLOWS 18-9258 59 34 1 218 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 38 47 0 216 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 98 63 0 215 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 65 30 3 215 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI LITTLEST TYRANT 82--9646 31 7 0 215 THE NEPHEW (1322) DWES EG GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 48 171 2 210 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ??RADAR?? 82-20310 47 80 1 210 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 43 81 2 210 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 149 55 1 209 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE REDDI WHIP 97-1636 78 32 9 205 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE THAT GUY 97-2120 44 26 3 205 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE COOLER 82-7277 98 100 1 200 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 27 17 0 197 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 62 28 1 192 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 104 64 0 191 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR RED FUSION 6-5480 97 69 0 191 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 77 92 0 189 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 172 1 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 71 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 79 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 33 90 0 163 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 103 2 152 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEACH BETTY 7-5768 38 64 0 54 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MIAMI MIA 7-4818 29 80 3 7 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Well, talk about a blah turn! Two random matches (Stupid Sexy Flanders and Vista Blows) and three standbys. It's hardly worth a thought, much less true personals. -- the Beach Babes Greasy Napkins -- PLUEY! KWECH! GAK! Those potions of healing are awful. Next time, you drink it. -- Crysoprase P.S. And what's with those attack locations, huh? Groin and breast. You've got something against ladies? He Hate Me -- What kind of name is that, anyway? Who hates you? Your manager? I mean, it seems to me that you fight okay. With that 112-68-2 record of yours, your manager should change your name to "He Like Me." Tell him I said so, honey. -- Stassia LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SUPER BUM devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 3 minute mismatched Title fight. MANUTE BOL luckily beat COOLER in a exciting 1 minute gory melee. PTI won victory over ??RADAR?? in a 2 minute bloody brawl. HAILSTORM overpowered REDDI WHIP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided fight. HARV vanquished TASTY HANGNAIL in a exciting 4 minute mismatched fight. GATEWAY devastated PSYCHO GRANDMA! in a 1 minute one-sided competition. STASSIA viciously subdued RED FUSION in a action packed 4 minute gruesome melee. 5 GOT PICKED vanquished MEN WORKING in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS overpowered RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 1 minute one-sided fight. ETCHED IN STONE overcame SMELL CAREFULLY in a popular 2 minute bout. GREASY NAPKINS savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match. VISTA BLOWS devastated BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. HE HATE ME overpowered SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched conflict. LITTLEST TYRANT overpowered ALOHA ALICE in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle. THAT GUY beat LAGUNA LIL in a 2 minute brawl. HEAT devastated SOLACIA in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl. CRYSOPRASE was savagely defeated by TALLAHASSE TINA in a 3 minute brutal bout. BEACH BETTY defeated DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict. MIAMI MIA was devastated by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 62 - 26 - 1 70 | |LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 35 - 30 - 0 54 | |TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 33 - 0 52 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 10 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 24 - 0 37 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 16 - 0 20 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 17 - 0 15 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 518 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 7 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY SUPER BUM 82-18411 121 51 2 234 FLAT BROKE (1184) AIMED BLOW HARV 82-20046 65 59 1 368 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 63 54 1 251 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254) WALL OF STEEL STASSIA 37-1523 64 87 2 219 UP TO NO GOOD (316) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 48 171 2 210 JUST BECAUSE (1151) SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 98 100 1 200 STYROFOAM (1090) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 172 1 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 103 2 152 ILLFANG PACT (281) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156. The ten other most popular fighters were STASSIA 37-1523, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, HAILSTORM 7-5698, HARV 82-20046, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, HEAT 98-981, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, HE HATE ME 18-7820, and SUPER BUM 82-18411. The least popular fighter this week was RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478. The other ten least popular fighters were PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, MEN WORKING 38-4189, GATEWAY 82-15631, THAT GUY 97-2120, VISTA BLOWS 18-9258, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, and TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 5 4 0 TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0 BONSUR(7) 4 4 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0 WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 103 2 152 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT MANUTE BOL 5-4233 80 64 0 218 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS RED FUSION 6-5480 97 69 0 191 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL HAILSTORM 7-5698 91 34 1 255 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 62 28 1 192 LOOK OUT! (1278) WILLAF HE HATE ME 18-7820 113 68 2 234 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA STASSIA 37-1523 64 87 2 219 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 48 171 2 210 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 65 30 3 215 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 98 63 0 215 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 149 55 1 209 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE SUPER BUM 82-18411 121 51 2 234 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG REDDI WHIP 97-1636 78 32 9 205 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE HEAT 98-981 82 67 4 240 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL