DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 12/05/2009 Duedate: 12/18/2009
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-520
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 072905R 41/1273 3706 2672 15 58.1 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270
CEMENTIA 61/1112 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
WASTELAND 18/468 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
WASTELAND II 7/500 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1187 1055 8 52.9
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 412 607 6 40.4
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1055 1901 17 35.7
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 6 BEACH BABES 7/1058 426 810 4 34.5
2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2006 1662 23 54.7
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 637): BALL PEIN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 520): BUBBA BENDER of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 643): ELVORN MARSLAN of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 615): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 638): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 633): NORMAL NAN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 642): BLUEBURN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 626): ORBIN PAES of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 628): TAREK of LUROCIAN PRIDE (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 627): FATHOM JUMPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 599): EVA MENDEZ of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 591): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 267): WHAKAPAPA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 575): LAZY LOOKOUT of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 526): SHALAITHA of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 253): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 241): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 475): SALTY DOG of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 218): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 519): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 637): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 520): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 643): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 615): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 638): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 633): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 642): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 626): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 628): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 627): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 599): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 591): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 267): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 575): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 526): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 253): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 241): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 475): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 218): KIWI CONNECTION 7 (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 519) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 636): MAJOR PAYNE of LAB EXPERIEMENTS (The Mun?, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 643): ELVORN MARSLAN of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 640): KRONOS GRIMHOLT of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 626): ORBIN PAES of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 628): SPARE ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DOT DOT DOT of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 267): WHAKAPAPA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 241): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 475): SALTY DOG of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
(turn 474): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 218): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (?, mgr.)
(turn 217): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
"Greetings to you, brave warriors!
Twenty-five Lord Protectors competed today."
With a sigh, Desiree looked at what she had written. She remembered better times for
Darkholm, times when the stands of the narrow gothic arena were filled to capacity,
times when the fights ran all day and into the night. .oO(I do not love this apathy
that has possessed the few warriors who still remain here,) she thought. .oO(Perhaps
they sense that their managers feel... well... burned-out? How well I know that
feeling. And yet, this arena is a good thing. Was a good thing, and could be again.
I am not willing to let it die.)
She dipped her pen in the ink pot, and continued writing.
"We have a new Keeper of the Runeblade! Super Bum (due, I am sure, to his bad habits
of not challenging, not avoiding, and not writing a column) has been knocked on his
lazy bottom by the formidable Gateway. SUPER BUM (82-18411) (122-51-2,240) of FLAT
BROKE fought GATEWAY (82-15631) (64-54-1,277) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. SUPER BUM was
viciously subdued by GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight. Very well
done, Gateway!
There were in fact no challenges or avoids this turn..."
She sighed, shaking her head, and dipped her pen again.
"...which is a great pity since those are valuable tools for any manager or warrior
who wants to win. I'm pleased to report that there were no deaths, either, which of
course you all know. With only fourteen fights, I would be amazed if any of us
missed any details at all. At least there were only three stand-ins required today.
Our top Wall of Steel went up against our top Total Parry. REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (79-
32-9,211) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (150-55-1,211) of
CEMENTIA. REDDI WHIP savagely defeated ETCHED IN STONE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute
match. Points to the Wall of Steel style, eh?
And let's see what our Overall Popularity Leader did to poor Alice... CRACK IS CHEAP
(82-18422) (78-92-0,191) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought ALOHA ALICE (7-4867) (35-72-
0,180) of BEACH BABES. CRACK IS CHEAP viciously subdued ALOHA ALICE in an action
packed 9 minute gory duel. That sort of fight can be very deceptive. For a while
you think you're winning. But it goes on, and on, and then it dawns on you that you
NEVER were.
Oh, Lil! I'm so sorry. Your fights aren't that bad. I just think you must have a
non-fan club out there organizing votes against you. Unpopularity Leader again! But
at least Stassia, who beat you, made the bad list, too. STASSIA (37-1523) (64-88-
2,210) of UP TO NO GOOD fought LAGUNA LIL (7-5681) (29-80-0,180) of BEACH BABES.
STASSIA overpowered LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute uneven match.
You all may be amused to note that Debby Tonte fought today. Or... all right... her
stunt double. And even Mia was able to take her down! MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (29-81-
3,0) of BEACH BABES fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-30-0,30) of STAND-IN WARRIORS.
MIAMI MIA devastated DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout. Girl,
get a better double.
That is all for now. May you experience a resurgence of energy in the weeks to come.
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 65 54 1 321 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 80 32 9 267 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
PTI 7-5412 130 44 0 242 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 29 17 0 232 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
??RADAR?? 82-20310 49 80 1 222 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
STASSIA 37-1523 65 88 2 215 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
COOLER 82-7277 99 101 1 213 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 150 56 1 210 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 44 82 2 210 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
THAT GUY 97-2120 45 27 3 207 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 66 31 3 204 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
HEAT 98-981 83 68 4 201 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 38 49 0 201 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
SUPER BUM 82-18411 122 52 2 199 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
RED FUSION 6-5480 99 69 0 198 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 81 65 0 198 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 79 92 0 196 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 49 172 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 174 1 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 73 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 33 92 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 81 0 175 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 105 2 162 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 30 81 3 26 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 39 65 0 19 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Etched in Stone -- Hmm, a Cement golem. Rather impressive. -- Tallahasse Tina
P.S. But do you have to watch out for pigeons?
Work in Progress -- I guess. I was surprised. -- Aloha Alice
Red Fusion -- Not that new. -- Laguna Lil
And twice against the Cocky Spectator, giving us an oh-fer turn. Splendid. This
makes me so thrilled. Maybe I should send this bunch home and activate someone else
for a while. -- Jorja, Beach Babes
It is hard to tan on the Isle, you know. They might enjoy a trip home to
Bonsur. -- Desiree
PTI -- *sigh* It was only through sheer anger that I lasted into the second minute.
Because you cut off my NOSE, you bastige! This new one the healers gave me isn't as
cute, either. -- Stassia
Crack is Cheap -- Well... up into the sixth minute I was ahead, I'm told. But no one
can withstand your overwhelming patience. No wait -- you've got 92 losses. All
right, a few people seem to withstand it fairly well. -- Crysoprase
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SUPER BUM was viciously subdued by GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight.
PTI savagely defeated SMELL CAREFULLY in a exciting 2 minute gory melee.
HEAT was viciously subdued by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brawl.
REDDI WHIP savagely defeated ETCHED IN STONE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
WORK IN PROGRESS lost to ??RADAR?? in a 2 minute fight.
GREASY NAPKINS was bested by THAT GUY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
COOLER handily defeated LAUGHING BARMAID in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
CRACK IS CHEAP viciously subdued ALOHA ALICE in a action packed 9 minute gory duel.
5 GOT PICKED vanquished MEN WORKING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STASSIA overpowered LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute uneven match.
RED FUSION beat TALLAHASSE TINA in a exciting 6 minute fight.
MANUTE BOL demolished CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
BEACH BETTY subdued COCKY SPECTATOR in a 2 minute match.
MIAMI MIA devastated DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 53 - 23 - 1 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 29 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 33 - 30 - 0 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 21 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 18 - 0 10 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 520 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 65 54 1 321 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 80 32 9 267 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 99 101 1 213 STYROFOAM (1090)
TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 150 56 1 210 CEMENTIA (1112)
AIMED BLOW 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 66 31 3 204 072905R (1273)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 49 172 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 174 1 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 105 2 162 ILLFANG PACT (281)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889. The ten other most popular fighters were RUGEN
THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, REDDI WHIP
97-1636, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, GATEWAY 82-15631, THAT GUY 97-2120, ETCHED IN STONE
61-3112, PTI 7-5412, and HEAT 98-981.
The least popular fighter this week was LAGUNA LIL 7-5681. The other ten least
popular fighters were MEN WORKING 38-4189, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, STASSIA 37-1523, MIAMI
MIA 7-4818, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193,
MANUTE BOL 5-4233, COOLER 82-7277, and ??RADAR?? 82-20310.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 5 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
BONSUR(7) 3 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 77 105 2 162 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 81 65 0 198 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 99 69 0 198 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
PTI 7-5412 130 44 0 242 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 44 82 2 210 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 65 88 2 215 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 49 172 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 66 31 3 204 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 150 56 1 210 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
GATEWAY 82-15631 65 54 1 321 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 80 32 9 267 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
HEAT 98-981 83 68 4 201 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL