DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 12/19/2009    Duedate: 01/01/2010

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-521

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 072905R 41/1273      3714 2673 15 58.1      HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270                 
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323             
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254          
    DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293                   REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286             
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258           
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                          3 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1187 1056  8 52.9
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                      4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281    413  608  6 40.5
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                         UP TO NO GOOD 37/316                  
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197                5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1055 1903 17 35.7
  2 STREET PIZZA 18/114  2009 1665 23 54.7    6 BEACH BABES 7/1058    427  814  4 34.4

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 638): VAN DERMINT of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 521): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 644): HELIAS SOL of ASTRAL KIN (Kid Arcane, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 615): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 639): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 634): MR. GHERKIN of 071406AD (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 643): PALMETTA PATTY of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 627): CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 629): TAREK of LUROCIAN PRIDE (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 628): SARALEE JO of SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 600): EVA MENDEZ of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 592): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 267): WHAKAPAPA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 576): LAZY LOOKOUT of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 527): UP FROM THE SEA of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 253): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 242): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 476): SAND STORM of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 218): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 520): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 638): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 521): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 644): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 615): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 639): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 634): THE DIRECTORS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 643): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 627): BACON MAKIN' (?, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 629): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 628): SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 600): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 592): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 267): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 576): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 527): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 253): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 242): WHAT'S IN A NAME (?, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 476): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 218): KIWI CONNECTION 7 (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 520) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 643): ELVORN MARSLAN of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 626): ORBIN PAES of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 628): SPARE ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                            DOT DOT DOT of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 267): WHAKAPAPA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 527): UP FROM THE SEA of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 241): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 475): SALTY DOG of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 218): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (?, mgr.)
                   (turn 217): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Managers of Darkholm's warriors,

It looks like no one challenged today, no one avoided, and no one died.  I like a
good death match, as long as I'm not on the losing end of it.  Anyway... our title
fight was something of a surprise.  GATEWAY (82-15631) (65-54-1,321) of ATTACK OF THE
CLONES fought STASSIA (37-1523) (65-88-2,215) of UP TO NO GOOD.  GATEWAY devastated
STASSIA in an action packed 2 minute brutal mismatched Title fight.  The surprise was
that Stassia, not a born warrior if ever there wasn't one, managed to be highly
enough ranked to get matched against the formidable lunger, Gateway.  The trashy but
nominally attractive redhead isn't even our top Wall of Steel, and there are, what,
two Wastes fighting currently?  The other one being the far more respectable (in all
senses) Reddi Whip, who IS our top Wall of Steel.  Let's look at his fight!

REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (80-32-9,267) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought COOLER (82-7277) (99-
101-1,213) of STYROFOAM.  REDDI WHIP bested COOLER in a popular 1 minute contest.
Well done!  Cooler is our top Slasher, too.

5 Got Picked is our top Aimed Blow Practitioner.  And, of course, he (or it) won his
(or its) fight today.  GREASY NAPKINS (82-10156) (38-49-0,201) of REAL PIZZA FLAVOR
fought 5 GOT PICKED (41-4199) (66-31-3,204) of 072905R.  GREASY NAPKINS was
vanquished by 5 GOT PICKED in an exciting 3 minute mismatched fight.

Hmm.  Work in Progress, our top P-R, got his butt handed to him by our top TP, That
Guy.  WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (49-172-2,196) of JUST BECAUSE fought THAT GUY (97-
2120) (45-27-3,207) of DIE, MOFO, DIE IV.  WORK IN PROGRESS was devastated by THAT
GUY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.  And Mr. Progress was voted our least
favorite warrior this turn.  Silly.

You guys!  Come on, nine minutes is NOT a scumfest.  That's why Alice was voted this
turn's favorite--because the spectators thought she was scummed.  *sigh*  Even so,
Mr. Cheap remains our Overall Popularity Leader.  CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (79-92-
0,196) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought ALOHA ALICE (7-4867) (35-73-0,180) of BEACH
BABES.  CRACK IS CHEAP outwaited ALOHA ALICE in an action packed 9 minute fight.

The crowd thought Tallahassee Tina was pretty lame for losing to Crysoprase, and I've
got to say I agree.  CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (77-105-2,162) of ILLFANG PACT fought
TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889) (33-92-0,180) of BEACH BABES.  CRYSOPRASE devastated
TALLAHASSE TINA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.  Crysoprase IS our top
Parry-Striker, which pretty well says it all, eh?

And how did our Top Basher do this turn?  He lost?  Stop the scribes!  RED FUSION (6-
5480) (99-69-0,198) of IT'S NEW! fought MEN WORKING (38-4189) (47-174-1,180) of JUST
BECAUSE.  RED FUSION overcame MEN WORKING in a popular 6 minute bout.  Nice job, Red.
And you might like to know that I am currently enjoying an ice-cold bottle of the
soft drink named after you.  Aaaahhh!

So... later!

                        Des

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GATEWAY 82-15631            66  54  1  334  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  30  17  0  287  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          81  32  9  273  KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)   SHADOW GROVE
 PTI 7-5412                 131  44  0  250  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        67  31  3  217  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 THAT GUY 97-2120            46  27  3  216  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)   SHADOW GROVE
 SUPER BUM 82-18411         123  52  2  211  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          49  81  1  210  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     44  83  2  210  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 COOLER 82-7277              99 102  1  208  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 HEAT 98-981                 84  68  4  203  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           82  65  0  203  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     38  50  0  202  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
 RED FUSION 6-5480          100  69  0  200  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     80  92  0  200  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    150  57  1  199  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 STASSIA 37-1523             65  89  2  193  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    49 173  2  192  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           78 105  2  182  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         47 175  1  180  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          35  74  0  180  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           29  82  0  175  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      33  93  0  161  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          40  65  0   43  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            30  82  3   25  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Crack Is Cheap -- You're just saying that, but think of the cost of putty and spackle
and touch-up paint! -- Alhoa Alice

Stassia -- I was afraid that if I hit you, you'd fall right out of your clothes and
give the arenamaster and the stewards heart attacks. -- Laguna Lil

Red Fusion -- Why not blue? -- Tallhasse Tina

And a couple of wins against standbys, which makes a pleasant change. -- Beach Betty
and Miami Mia

Laguna Lil -- Hmph.  Bleached blonde. -- Stassia, natural redhead

Manute Bol -- That was predictable, wasn't it? -- Crysoprase

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GATEWAY devastated STASSIA in a action packed 2 minute brutal mismatched Title fight.
PTI viciously subdued ??RADAR?? in a popular 1 minute gruesome match.
REDDI WHIP bested COOLER in a popular 1 minute contest.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH savagely defeated ETCHED IN STONE in a 3 minute match.
GREASY NAPKINS was vanquished by 5 GOT PICKED in a exciting 3 minute mismatched fight.
WORK IN PROGRESS was devastated by THAT GUY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SUPER BUM handily defeated SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
CRACK IS CHEAP outwaited ALOHA ALICE in a action packed 9 minute fight.
HEAT won victory over LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
RED FUSION overcame MEN WORKING in a popular 6 minute bout.
MANUTE BOL demolished LAGUNA LIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
CRYSOPRASE devastated TALLAHASSE TINA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
BEACH BETTY beat DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
MIAMI MIA was defeated by INKEEPER'S SON in a popular 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        47 -  22 -  1      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  26 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  29 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  20 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  14 -  0      30  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -  19 -  0       5  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 521 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GATEWAY 82-15631           66  54  1  334 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
WALL OF STEEL    REDDI WHIP 97-1636         81  32  9  273 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)
AIMED BLOW       5 GOT PICKED 41-4199       67  31  3  217 072905R (1273)
TOTAL PARRY      THAT GUY 97-2120           46  27  3  216 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  COOLER 82-7277             99 102  1  208 STYROFOAM (1090)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   49 173  2  192 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE     CRYSOPRASE 1-3266          78 105  2  182 ILLFANG PACT (281)
BASHING ATTACK   MEN WORKING 38-4189        47 175  1  180 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ALOHA ALICE 7-4867.  The ten other most popular fighters were MEN 
WORKING 38-4189, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, GATEWAY 
82-15631, HEAT 98-981, PTI 7-5412, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, 
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, and BEACH BETTY 7-5768.

The least popular fighter this week was WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, MIAMI MIA 
7-4818, THAT GUY 97-2120, STASSIA 37-1523, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, RED 
FUSION 6-5480, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, and ??RADAR?? 82-20310.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          4  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  4 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           78 105  2  182  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           82  65  0  203  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480          100  69  0  200  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 PTI 7-5412                 131  44  0  250  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     44  83  2  210  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 STASSIA 37-1523             65  89  2  193  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    49 173  2  192  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199        67  31  3  217  072905R (1273)             KATI-TEI
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    150  57  1  199  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 GATEWAY 82-15631            66  54  1  334  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          81  32  9  273  KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)   SHADOW GROVE
 HEAT 98-981                 84  68  4  203  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL