DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 12/19/2009 Duedate: 01/01/2010 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-521 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 072905R 41/1273 3714 2673 15 58.1 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323 CEMENTIA 61/1112 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 WASTELAND II 7/500 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1187 1056 8 52.9 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 413 608 6 40.5 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1055 1903 17 35.7 2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2009 1665 23 54.7 6 BEACH BABES 7/1058 427 814 4 34.4 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 638): VAN DERMINT of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 521): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 644): HELIAS SOL of ASTRAL KIN (Kid Arcane, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 615): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 639): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 634): MR. GHERKIN of 071406AD (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 643): PALMETTA PATTY of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 627): CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 629): TAREK of LUROCIAN PRIDE (The Greek Guy, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 628): SARALEE JO of SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 600): EVA MENDEZ of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 592): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 267): WHAKAPAPA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 576): LAZY LOOKOUT of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 527): UP FROM THE SEA of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 253): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 242): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 476): SAND STORM of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 218): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 520): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 638): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 521): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 3 OSKSI (turn 644): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 615): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 639): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 634): THE DIRECTORS (?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 643): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 627): BACON MAKIN' (?, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 629): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 628): SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 600): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 592): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 267): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 576): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 527): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 253): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 242): WHAT'S IN A NAME (?, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 476): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 218): KIWI CONNECTION 7 (The Mun, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 520) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 643): ELVORN MARSLAN of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 626): ORBIN PAES of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 628): SPARE ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DOT DOT DOT of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 267): WHAKAPAPA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 527): UP FROM THE SEA of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 241): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 475): SALTY DOG of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 218): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (?, mgr.) (turn 217): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Managers of Darkholm's warriors, It looks like no one challenged today, no one avoided, and no one died. I like a good death match, as long as I'm not on the losing end of it. Anyway... our title fight was something of a surprise. GATEWAY (82-15631) (65-54-1,321) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought STASSIA (37-1523) (65-88-2,215) of UP TO NO GOOD. GATEWAY devastated STASSIA in an action packed 2 minute brutal mismatched Title fight. The surprise was that Stassia, not a born warrior if ever there wasn't one, managed to be highly enough ranked to get matched against the formidable lunger, Gateway. The trashy but nominally attractive redhead isn't even our top Wall of Steel, and there are, what, two Wastes fighting currently? The other one being the far more respectable (in all senses) Reddi Whip, who IS our top Wall of Steel. Let's look at his fight! REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (80-32-9,267) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought COOLER (82-7277) (99- 101-1,213) of STYROFOAM. REDDI WHIP bested COOLER in a popular 1 minute contest. Well done! Cooler is our top Slasher, too. 5 Got Picked is our top Aimed Blow Practitioner. And, of course, he (or it) won his (or its) fight today. GREASY NAPKINS (82-10156) (38-49-0,201) of REAL PIZZA FLAVOR fought 5 GOT PICKED (41-4199) (66-31-3,204) of 072905R. GREASY NAPKINS was vanquished by 5 GOT PICKED in an exciting 3 minute mismatched fight. Hmm. Work in Progress, our top P-R, got his butt handed to him by our top TP, That Guy. WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (49-172-2,196) of JUST BECAUSE fought THAT GUY (97- 2120) (45-27-3,207) of DIE, MOFO, DIE IV. WORK IN PROGRESS was devastated by THAT GUY in a 1 minute one-sided competition. And Mr. Progress was voted our least favorite warrior this turn. Silly. You guys! Come on, nine minutes is NOT a scumfest. That's why Alice was voted this turn's favorite--because the spectators thought she was scummed. *sigh* Even so, Mr. Cheap remains our Overall Popularity Leader. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (79-92- 0,196) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought ALOHA ALICE (7-4867) (35-73-0,180) of BEACH BABES. CRACK IS CHEAP outwaited ALOHA ALICE in an action packed 9 minute fight. The crowd thought Tallahassee Tina was pretty lame for losing to Crysoprase, and I've got to say I agree. CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (77-105-2,162) of ILLFANG PACT fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889) (33-92-0,180) of BEACH BABES. CRYSOPRASE devastated TALLAHASSE TINA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. Crysoprase IS our top Parry-Striker, which pretty well says it all, eh? And how did our Top Basher do this turn? He lost? Stop the scribes! RED FUSION (6- 5480) (99-69-0,198) of IT'S NEW! fought MEN WORKING (38-4189) (47-174-1,180) of JUST BECAUSE. RED FUSION overcame MEN WORKING in a popular 6 minute bout. Nice job, Red. And you might like to know that I am currently enjoying an ice-cold bottle of the soft drink named after you. Aaaahhh! So... later! Des KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GATEWAY 82-15631 66 54 1 334 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 30 17 0 287 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG REDDI WHIP 97-1636 81 32 9 273 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE PTI 7-5412 131 44 0 250 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 67 31 3 217 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI THAT GUY 97-2120 46 27 3 216 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE SUPER BUM 82-18411 123 52 2 211 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ??RADAR?? 82-20310 49 81 1 210 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 44 83 2 210 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA COOLER 82-7277 99 102 1 208 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG HEAT 98-981 84 68 4 203 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL MANUTE BOL 5-4233 82 65 0 203 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 38 50 0 202 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG RED FUSION 6-5480 100 69 0 200 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 80 92 0 200 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 150 57 1 199 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE STASSIA 37-1523 65 89 2 193 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 49 173 2 192 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 78 105 2 182 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 175 1 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 74 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 82 0 175 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 33 93 0 161 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEACH BETTY 7-5768 40 65 0 43 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MIAMI MIA 7-4818 30 82 3 25 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Crack Is Cheap -- You're just saying that, but think of the cost of putty and spackle and touch-up paint! -- Alhoa Alice Stassia -- I was afraid that if I hit you, you'd fall right out of your clothes and give the arenamaster and the stewards heart attacks. -- Laguna Lil Red Fusion -- Why not blue? -- Tallhasse Tina And a couple of wins against standbys, which makes a pleasant change. -- Beach Betty and Miami Mia Laguna Lil -- Hmph. Bleached blonde. -- Stassia, natural redhead Manute Bol -- That was predictable, wasn't it? -- Crysoprase LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS GATEWAY devastated STASSIA in a action packed 2 minute brutal mismatched Title fight. PTI viciously subdued ??RADAR?? in a popular 1 minute gruesome match. REDDI WHIP bested COOLER in a popular 1 minute contest. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH savagely defeated ETCHED IN STONE in a 3 minute match. GREASY NAPKINS was vanquished by 5 GOT PICKED in a exciting 3 minute mismatched fight. WORK IN PROGRESS was devastated by THAT GUY in a 1 minute one-sided competition. SUPER BUM handily defeated SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee. CRACK IS CHEAP outwaited ALOHA ALICE in a action packed 9 minute fight. HEAT won victory over LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 3 minute brutal fight. RED FUSION overcame MEN WORKING in a popular 6 minute bout. MANUTE BOL demolished LAGUNA LIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. CRYSOPRASE devastated TALLAHASSE TINA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. BEACH BETTY beat DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict. MIAMI MIA was defeated by INKEEPER'S SON in a popular 1 minute duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 47 - 22 - 1 68 | |TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 41 - 26 - 0 61 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 33 - 29 - 0 53 | |AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 20 - 0 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 14 - 0 30 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 19 - 0 5 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 521 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 66 54 1 334 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254) WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 81 32 9 273 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) AIMED BLOW 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 67 31 3 217 072905R (1273) TOTAL PARRY THAT GUY 97-2120 46 27 3 216 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 99 102 1 208 STYROFOAM (1090) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 49 173 2 192 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 78 105 2 182 ILLFANG PACT (281) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 175 1 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was ALOHA ALICE 7-4867. The ten other most popular fighters were MEN WORKING 38-4189, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199, GATEWAY 82-15631, HEAT 98-981, PTI 7-5412, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, and BEACH BETTY 7-5768. The least popular fighter this week was WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193. The other ten least popular fighters were TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, THAT GUY 97-2120, STASSIA 37-1523, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, RED FUSION 6-5480, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, and ??RADAR?? 82-20310. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0 KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 3 0 TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0 BONSUR(7) 2 4 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 78 105 2 182 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT MANUTE BOL 5-4233 82 65 0 203 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS RED FUSION 6-5480 100 69 0 200 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL PTI 7-5412 131 44 0 250 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 44 83 2 210 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA STASSIA 37-1523 65 89 2 193 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 49 173 2 192 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 67 31 3 217 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 150 57 1 199 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE GATEWAY 82-15631 66 54 1 334 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG REDDI WHIP 97-1636 81 32 9 273 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE HEAT 98-981 84 68 4 203 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL