DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 02/13/2010 Duedate: 02/26/2010
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-525
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 072905R 41/1273 3735 2688 16 58.2 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
CEMENTIA 61/1112 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
WASTELAND II 7/500 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1190 1057 8 53.0
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 4 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 88 102 2 46.3
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 417 612 6 40.5
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2024 1674 23 54.7 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1057 1909 17 35.6
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 431 830 5 34.2
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 642): BALL PEIN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 525): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 648): KOVARAMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 619): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 643): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 638): ACOLYTE 1 of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 647): LITTLE VENUS of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 631): CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 633): GRUMPY GHOUL of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 632): FLY FISHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 604): DANETTE ROGERS of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 269): MATT RICIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 580): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 531): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 253): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 244): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 477): SAND STORM of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 220): ROOT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 524): STASSIA of UP TO NO GOOD (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 642): LAB EXPERIMENTS (?, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 525): 042909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 648): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 619): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 643): BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 638): THE DIRECTORS (?, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 647): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 631): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 633): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 632): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 604): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 269): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 580): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 531): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 253): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 244): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 477): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 220): KIWI CONNECTION 7 (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 524) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 642): BALL PEIN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 525): BUBBA BENDER of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
(turn 524): GOLDINA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 646): PALMETTA PATTY of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
BARRIO of WORDS THAT END IN 0 (Otis?, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 633): GRUMPY GHOUL of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
(turn 632): TAREK of LUROCIAN PRIDE (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 631): SARALEE JO of SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
BERTHA of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 579): ALMOST PRETTY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings.
Kthlahxoy here, again. Your local guide of the dead. I change into the
likeness of whatever you most fear. At the moment, I seem to be a mime. Tsk tsk!
No one died, no one avoided... but unexpectedly, we had four challenges! This
is a new manager to Darkholm, is it not? Judging by Jorja's greeting in the personal
ads, I infer that the challenges were posted by a manager named Rob A. Ree? Who,
himself (or herself) fights in the arena? Excellent!
ROB A. REE (39-3241) (46-30-1,201) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT challenged WORK IN
PROGRESS (38-4193) (51-174-2,206) of JUST BECAUSE. ROB A. REE bested WORK IN
PROGRESS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight. Well done, Mr. Ree!
SEX ON THE BEACH (54-2435) (34-24-3,170) of INDULGENT DRINKS challenged MEN
WORKING (38-4189) (47-178-1,180) of JUST BECAUSE. SEX ON THE BEACH won victory over
MEN WORKING in a 1 minute Challenge battle. My clerk has been sniggering over the
statistics for this fight. I do not know why. I asked. He said it was because the
men who were working, apparently stopped. I do not understand.
B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (25-30-2,158) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT challenged TALLAHASSE
TINA (7-4889) (33-96-0,178) of BEACH BABES. B.A. TURRY overcame TALLAHASSE TINA in a
2 minute Challenge match. This is somehow not extremely surprising. I think I am
gaining an intuitive understanding of how this gladiatorial combat works. Soon, with
my superior intellect, I will be able to advise the bookies in the pursuance of their
trade.
ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (37-33-0,148) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT challenged ALOHA ALICE
(7-4867) (35-77-0,171) of BEACH BABES. ARSONIST ART outlasted ALOHA ALICE in a crowd
pleasing 7 minute bloody Challenge duel. Aloha Alice was most challenged, a title
which, I am told, has not been seen for a while in Darkholm.
The fight for the title of Keeper of the Runeblade was not, I see, decided by a
challenge. PTI (7-5412) (134-44-1,379) of WASTELAND II fought GATEWAY (82-15631)
(68-55-1,220) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. PTI was overpowered by GATEWAY in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute, one-sided, completely random, not to say aimless, Title fight.
My sniggering clerk suggested I should mention the Overall Popularity Leader,
and This Turn's favorite. Crack is Cheap, and Laguna Lil. There.
Oh all right...
CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (81-94-0,190) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought STASSIA
(37-1523) (68-89-2,209) of UP TO NO GOOD. CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by
STASSIA in an exciting 4 minute bloody match.
RED FUSION (6-5480) (101-71-0,200) of IT'S NEW! fought LAGUNA LIL (7-5681) (29-
85-0,170) of BEACH BABES. RED FUSION overcame LAGUNA LIL in an action packed 3
minute fight.
Fear something else, will you? Someone? I am tired of being a mime.
Kthlahxoy, Elkarrish of the Isle
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 69 55 1 278 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 85 32 9 401 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 34 17 0 353 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 70 32 3 222 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
COOLER 82-7277 102 103 1 216 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
STASSIA 37-1523 69 89 2 214 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 152 59 1 212 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPER BUM 82-18411 126 53 2 210 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 44 87 2 210 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 85 66 0 209 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
ROB A. REE 39-3241 47 30 1 209 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
??RADAR?? 82-20310 51 83 1 205 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
RED FUSION 6-5480 102 71 0 202 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 51 175 2 200 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
THAT GUY 97-2120 48 29 3 200 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
HEAT 98-981 86 70 4 198 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 40 52 0 195 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
PTI 7-5412 134 45 1 194 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 78 109 2 194 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 81 95 0 189 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 35 24 3 180 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 86 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 26 30 2 174 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
MEN WORKING 38-4189 47 179 1 173 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 38 33 0 168 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 33 97 0 164 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 78 0 158 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 32 84 4 88 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 42 67 0 49 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Rob A. Ree -- Good to see a new face here for a change. -- Tallahasse Tina
P.S. Jorja says "Hi!" to Fizban.
Greasy Napkins -- Well, I'm about to do laundry, so I guess it's okay. -- Laguna Lil
Work in Progress -- Such a wonderful out, isn't it? -- Aloha Alice
That Drunken Fisherman again! Going around setting bad examples. -- Miami Mia
Mia -- You should've smacked him harder. It's the only way to get through to him. --
Beach Betty
Betty -- Harder than "enough to kill"? Feeling a little bloodthirsty this morning?
-- Mia
5 Got Picked -- What a strange name that is! Why? -- Crysoprase
Sex on the Beach -- Wait, you're not a Beach Babe? Do you *cough* know them well? --
Stassia
9 February 10
All -- I know you all thought the old Wiz that is Fiz went off to die somewhere.
Well, I didn't. Now I'm back to befuddle and frustrate you with my senseless
ramblings. I look forward to reconnecting with all my old friends and enemies alike.
-- Fizban the Famous
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ROB A. REE bested WORK IN PROGRESS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
SEX ON THE BEACH won victory over MEN WORKING in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
B.A. TURRY overcame TALLAHASSE TINA in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ARSONIST ART outlasted ALOHA ALICE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody Challenge duel.
PTI was overpowered by GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
THAT GUY was viciously subdued by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 2 minute fight.
REDDI WHIP bested MANUTE BOL in a popular 1 minute competition.
5 GOT PICKED overcame BLIND BEGGAR in a action packed 2 minute melee.
GREASY NAPKINS lost to COOLER in a popular 1 minute duel.
ETCHED IN STONE won victory over SHADOWMANE in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
SUPER BUM narrowly defeated SMELL CAREFULLY in a popular 2 minute melee.
CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by STASSIA in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
??RADAR?? slimly won victory over CRYSOPRASE in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
HEAT was devastated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RED FUSION overcame LAGUNA LIL in a action packed 3 minute fight.
BEACH BETTY overpowered INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
MIAMI MIA overcame BOOKIE'S GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 22 - 1 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 AIMED BLOW 27 - 14 - 0 66 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 WALL OF STEEL 26 - 16 - 0 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 32 - 30 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 15 - 1 25 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 20 - 0 0 |
Turn 525 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 69 55 1 278 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 85 32 9 401 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)
AIMED BLOW 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 70 32 3 222 072905R (1273)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 102 103 1 216 STYROFOAM (1090)
TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 152 59 1 212 CEMENTIA (1112)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 51 175 2 200 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 78 109 2 194 ILLFANG PACT (281)
BASHING ATTACK LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 86 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was LAGUNA LIL 7-5681. The ten other most popular fighters were STASSIA
37-1523, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889,
ARSONIST ART 39-3325, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, GATEWAY 82-15631, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112,
ROB A. REE 39-3241, and SUPER BUM 82-18411.
The least popular fighter this week was HEAT 98-981. The other ten least popular
fighters were MEN WORKING 38-4189, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, PTI
7-5412, SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, RED FUSION 6-5480, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, THAT GUY
97-2120, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, and WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 5 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 3 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 4 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 78 109 2 194 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 85 66 0 209 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 102 71 0 202 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
PTI 7-5412 134 45 1 194 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 44 87 2 210 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 69 89 2 214 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 51 175 2 200 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 47 30 1 209 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 70 32 3 222 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 35 24 3 180 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 152 59 1 212 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
GATEWAY 82-15631 69 55 1 278 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 85 32 9 401 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
HEAT 98-981 86 70 4 198 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL