DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 03/13/2010 Duedate: 03/26/2010
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-527
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 072905R 41/1273 3743 2695 16 58.1 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
CEMENTIA 61/1112 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
WASTELAND II 7/500 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1192 1057 8 53.0
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 4 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 92 106 2 46.5
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 417 616 6 40.4
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2035 1675 23 54.9 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1058 1912 17 35.6
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 434 837 5 34.1
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 644): VAN DERMINT of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 526): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 650): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 621): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 645): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 640): ACOLYTE 1 of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 648): LITTLE VENUS of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 633): PHLEGM of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 634): PLANKTON of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 633): FLY FISHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 605): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 270): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 581): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 532): SHOGGOTH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 254): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 245): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 478): SAND STORM of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 221): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 256): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 644): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 526): 042909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 650): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 621): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 645): BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 640): GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 648): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 633): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 634): GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 633): FIZBANS FOLLIES (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 605): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 597): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 270): IDLE ITEMS (Tonezy, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 581): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 532): QUESTIONS (?, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 254): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 245): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 478): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 221): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 526) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 526): GULBY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 525): BUBBA BENDER of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 633): GRUMPY GHOUL of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 633): FLY FISHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
BERTHA of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 581): STONECRUSHER II of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Once again, there you are.
There were, as usual, no deaths in this arena, even of the fleeting kind. It's
a great pity. I miss the drama--the last words, the death rattle, the eyes glazing
over. Tsk.
However, there was a title fight. GATEWAY (82-15631) (70-55-1,289) of ATTACK OF
THE CLONES fought MANUTE BOL (5-4233) (86-66-0,217) of LARGE LOSERS. GATEWAY bested
MANUTE BOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight. Crowd pleasing? Hmm. We
weren't all pleased, were we? And so, Gateway is still considered the top Lunger,
whereas Manute Bol is no longer rated as the top Aimed Blow.
A frightened clerk told me that I should mention the Overall Popularity Leader.
I do not like being approached by frightened clerks. This one made me take the form
of a woman with a shrill voice. I think it was his ex-wife? In any case: The
overall popularity leader is a warrior known as "Crack is Cheap." RUGEN THE
JELLYFISH (82-12478) (35-17-0,398) of HANNAH'S PALS fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422)
(81-96-0,188) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH savagely defeated CRACK IS
CHEAP in an exciting 3 minute fight. There. The well-liked fellow lost. I'm glad.
Rugen the Jellyfish was appreciated by the spectators, too. I suppose he did spill
some blood. That is always of interest.
Once again, the new guild had a winning record of 2-0. Their manager, Fizban,
is very welcome here, as long as he manages to sustain his wild dread of billy goats.
ROB A. REE (39-3241) (47-31-1,190) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought LAGUNA LIL (7-
5681) (29-87-0,172) of BEACH BABES. ROB A. REE vanquished LAGUNA LIL in an action
packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MEN WORKING (38-4189) (48-179-1,183) of JUST BECAUSE fought ARSONIST ART (39-
3325) (38-34-0,164) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. MEN WORKING was narrowly defeated by
ARSONIST ART in an exciting 3 minute fight. Men Working is rated the top Basher. I
do not think this is much of a distinction? Perhaps I am mistaken.
It was a short session in the arena--just fourteen fights--and then the
spectators were released to seek other entertainment in this small and boring town.
In fact, someone died in Willow Beach today! A very old man, who caught his thumb
with a fish hook last week, and perished of blood poisoning. I had the pleasure of
escorting the fellow to Ahringol's realm. For him, I took the form of a corpse that
had been in the lake for several days. Although, in reality, those get eaten by the
lake monsters, which are always hungry.
I have decided to offer a free tour of Ahringol's domain--including a return
trip--so anyone with an open mind can see for himself or herself that it is quite a
cheery place to go. Meals and comfortable accomodations will be provided. Please
let me know if you are interested in going on the tour.
Kthlahxoy
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 71 55 1 305 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 87 32 9 442 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 36 17 0 403 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 42 52 0 244 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
COOLER 82-7277 104 103 1 242 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 154 59 1 230 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 71 33 3 220 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 45 88 2 217 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
??RADAR?? 82-20310 53 83 1 216 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HEAT 98-981 87 70 4 210 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
THAT GUY 97-2120 50 29 3 208 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 78 111 2 204 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 51 177 2 204 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
-SUPER BUM 82-18411 126 54 2 203 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 86 67 0 199 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
STASSIA 37-1523 69 91 2 199 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
-PTI 7-5412 135 45 1 198 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
ROB A. REE 39-3241 48 31 1 198 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 36 25 3 195 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
RED FUSION 6-5480 102 73 0 192 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 81 97 0 192 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 39 34 0 180 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 27 31 2 177 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 80 0 175 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MEN WORKING 38-4189 48 180 1 172 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 33 99 0 172 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 88 0 172 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 44 67 0 62 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 33 85 4 61 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
-BUBBA BENDER 2-5566 15 6 0 51 PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (1324) NIANIA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Jorja -- How have you been, you lovely lady, you ready to give and old wizard a
chance yet? <wink wink> -- Fizban the flirty
Work in Progress -- Progress is slow it seems. (he he he) -- Rob a Ree
Men Working -- That's the problem with men working, some woman always has to come
along and finish up for them. Didn't hurt you too bad there, did I, darlin? -- Sex
on the Beach
Tallahasse Tina -- Woo hoo, that's how I like it, girl, a little rough from you and
a lot rough from me. <grin> -- B.A. Turry
Aloha Alice -- Didn't mean to burn you down, sweetie, but you get me so hot. --
Arsonist Art
All -- 7-1-0 for my first 2 turns back in Darkholm, something is not right here. I'm
not that good, I'm more of a 3-5-0 guy. Come on, people knock me down a peg or 2. --
Fizban the baffled
Spy Reporting Entity -- A question in response to your first question: that it is
pointless... do you mean it's pointless for the gladiators to practice, making
special efforts every fortnight, or for people to watch them do so?
What would be the value of pretending to die? It is a hollow pretense, as you
yourself observed. Why make a mockery of death with such pretense?
Novgorodny Vir is not much of a threat. He is only "like" the sun, after all, and
frankly, not very like. In fact, he's a bit of a donkey. -- Beach Babes
Beach Babes -- Dying, in an arena on this island, could be an art form. One
would like to witness a vivid spray of blood, the stench of spilled entrails,
the occasional horrific scream. True, it is essentially theater, but it could
at least be GOOD theater. I suppose these fights are not pointless at all from
the viewpoint of the Grey Witch. But there is no chance of enjoying Lord
Ahringol's considerable hospitality. Thanks to the lies that have been spread,
that lack is considered a great boon. Baa! You are all deprived of something
every mortal should desire. -- Kthlahxoy
I have seen Novgorodny Vir. A golem. As you say, not at all like the sun,
though he is not like a donkey either. Baa! -- Kthlahxoy
Sex on the Beach -- I have a headache, thanks anyway. -- Crysoprase
Gateway -- You'll be glad to know, maybe, that they reattached my arm. *sigh* I've
almost kinda got feeling back in my fingers. -- Stassia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GATEWAY bested MANUTE BOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
REDDI WHIP vanquished WORK IN PROGRESS in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
ETCHED IN STONE overpowered CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a exciting 3 minute fight.
GREASY NAPKINS viciously subdued RED FUSION in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
COOLER overpowered B.A. TURRY in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SEX ON THE BEACH was handily defeated by 5 GOT PICKED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ROB A. REE vanquished LAGUNA LIL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MEN WORKING was narrowly defeated by ARSONIST ART in a exciting 3 minute fight.
??RADAR?? overpowered ALOHA ALICE in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
STASSIA was viciously subdued by THAT GUY in a exciting 5 minute brutal contest.
SMELL CAREFULLY devastated TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BEACH BETTY overpowered INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MIAMI MIA was bested by INKEEPER'S SON in a 3 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 19 - 8 - 0 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 21 - 1 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 14 - 0 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 32 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 15 - 1 25 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 19 - 0 5 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 527 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 71 55 1 305 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 87 32 9 442 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 104 103 1 242 STYROFOAM (1090)
TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 154 59 1 230 CEMENTIA (1112)
AIMED BLOW 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 71 33 3 220 072905R (1273)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 78 111 2 204 ILLFANG PACT (281)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 51 177 2 204 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 48 180 1 172 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478. The ten other most popular fighters were
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, STASSIA 37-1523, MEN WORKING 38-4189, ROB A. REE 39-3241,
THAT GUY 97-2120, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, ARSONIST ART 39-3325, ??RADAR?? 82-20310,
REDDI WHIP 97-1636, and RED FUSION 6-5480.
The least popular fighter this week was ALOHA ALICE 7-4867. The other ten least
popular fighters were SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, TALLAHASSE TINA
7-4889, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, MIAMI MIA
7-4818, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, and COOLER 82-7277.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 4 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 78 111 2 204 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 86 67 0 199 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 102 73 0 192 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 80 0 175 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 45 88 2 217 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 69 91 2 199 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 51 177 2 204 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 48 31 1 198 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 71 33 3 220 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 36 25 3 195 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 154 59 1 230 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
GATEWAY 82-15631 71 55 1 305 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 87 32 9 442 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE