DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 04/10/2010 Duedate: 04/23/2010
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-529
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 072905R 41/1273 3753 2697 16 58.2 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
CEMENTIA 61/1112 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1193 1058 8 53.0
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 4 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 95 111 2 46.1
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 417 620 6 40.2
2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2043 1679 23 54.9 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1060 1914 17 35.6
KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 435 846 5 34.0
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 646): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 529): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 652): FURIOUS GORGE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 623): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 647): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 642): EVE AND EMMA of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 651): CAJETAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 635): HAGAR BLUETOOTH of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 637): BUBBLY BAELZEBUB of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 636): GRANDADDY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 605): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 271): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 584): COLDFISHFINGER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 535): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 255): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 480): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 222): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 528): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 646): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 529): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 652): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 623): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 647): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 642): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 651): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 565): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 637): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 636): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 605): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 271): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 584): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 535): QUESTIONS (?, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 255): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 246): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 480): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 222): LHC (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 528) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 529): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 528): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 651): KOVARAMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 650): SALTILLA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 634): PHLEGM of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 636): ADAM of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 634): VOLLEYBALL of SPORTS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 583): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 535): SHALAITHA of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 534): SHOGGOTH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
And there you all are again.
It is I, Kthlahxoy, the elkarrish of the Isle, guide of the dead. But of course
you already knew this. For four weeks I have worn the form of a goat of terror, a
doomgoat, a sturdy and fearsome billy, strong of horn, perfumed for the delight of
lady goats. I have learned a very effective method of dealing with annoyances. If
you don't like something, just put your head down and push, and it will go away.
And, I have learned the delights of smash. The smashed-fruit drink, that is, as
produced by the beautiful and talented Beach Babes.
But some of you may not want to know everything there is to know about me.
There was one of those events that men call a Title fight. GATEWAY (82-15631) (72-
55-1,311) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought MANUTE BOL (5-4233) (87-67-0,216) of LARGE
LOSERS. GATEWAY devastated MANUTE BOL in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Title
fight.
All together, there were fourteen fights, which did not seem like a lot. The
Commission had to call for two volunteers from the stands, which means that twenty-
six actual gladiators competed.
It interests me that Crack is Cheap, who is listed as the overall Popularity
Leader, also made the list of unpopular warriors today. I suppose this means that
although the specators are generally glad that crack is cheap, they didn't
specifically like his price today? REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (88-32-9,458) of KILLING ME
SOFTER fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (82-97-0,196) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. REDDI
WHIP devastated CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided contest.
Popular? Was it? Perhaps only because the enigmatic Mr. Cheap was soundly defeated.
I think it is not true that when women warriors are voted "This Turn's Favorite"
it is because they lost a garment during their fight. RED FUSION (6-5480) (103-73-
0,194) of IT'S NEW! fought STASSIA (37-1523) (69-92-2,194) of UP TO NO GOOD. RED
FUSION unbelievably bested STASSIA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict.
Stassia did not lose a garment. Wisely, she wore a very tight suit of leather, which
could not be separated from her body by any means. Or--no, I suppose there must be
some means, but I do not know what. Possibly she requires several strong men to
start at the top and carefully peel. As a spyreporter, is it appropriate for me to
say that I do not think her hair is a natural color?
Hmm. This doesn't seem quite right! SEX ON THE BEACH (54-2435) (36-26-3,200)
of INDULGENT DRINKS fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889) (33-100-0,174) of BEACH BABES.
SEX ON THE BEACH won victory over TALLAHASSE TINA in a 2 minute fight. The Beach
Babes are ladies, are they not? Rather than floozies?
It appears that the warriors of the goat-fearing Fizban had a 2-2 turn this time
around. Here are the other three fights for Fizban's guild:
* SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (46-88-2,225) of STREET PIZZA fought ARSONIST ART (39-
3325) (40-34-0,186) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. SMELL CAREFULLY slimly lost to ARSONIST ART
in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
* 5 GOT PICKED (41-4199) (72-33-3,233) of 072905R fought ROB A. REE (39-3241) (48-
32-1,199) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. 5 GOT PICKED bested ROB A. REE in an action packed 3
minute brawl.
* RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (36-18-0,210) of HANNAH'S PALS fought B.A. TURRY
(39-3383) (27-32-2,180) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH vanquished B.A.
TURRY in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
Perhaps the fights ended sooner than they should have done. I think I had had a
little bit too much smash during the morning. When I saw the tender and lovely,
nearly goat-like Beach Betty step out onto the sand and face the notorious,
dangerously cruel Debby Tonte, I knew that something had to be done. It is difficult
to get from the spyreporter's reserved seat in the stands, down to the arena gate,
but I did so as quickly as possible, and charged into the arena to rescue the
beautiful sunbather. I am pleased to report that I was able to strike from behind,
and knocked the Tonte person a good ten feet, whereupon she planted her face in the
sand. Unfortunately, the fight had already concluded. BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (44-68-
0,60) of BEACH BABES fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-30-0,30) of STAND-IN WARRIORS.
BEACH BETTY was vanquished by DEBBY TONTE in an action packed 1 minute mismatched
bout. And, there was some commotion among the Commission officials, I don't know
why.
Now, they have put me in a pen. Luckily, my loyal clerk provided me with a
desk, a sheet of paper, and a different sort of pen. Which is mightier than the pen,
if you take my drift? In any case... will someone please bring me a vat of smash.
Kthlahxoy
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 73 55 1 332 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 89 32 9 470 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 156 59 1 254 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 73 33 3 247 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
THAT GUY 97-2120 52 29 3 217 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (1293) SHADOW GROVE
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 37 18 0 216 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
COOLER 82-7277 105 104 1 211 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 52 178 2 210 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
??RADAR?? 82-20310 54 84 1 209 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
ROB A. REE 39-3241 48 33 1 207 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
RED FUSION 6-5480 104 73 0 202 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 82 98 0 202 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 37 26 3 202 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
STASSIA 37-1523 69 93 2 200 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 41 34 0 199 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 87 68 0 195 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 46 89 2 193 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 43 53 0 190 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
MEN WORKING 38-4189 49 181 1 187 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 78 113 2 183 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 82 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 33 101 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 27 33 2 180 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 90 0 162 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 42-4510 22 6 0 72 COLOR ME SUAVE (1280) RODEKI
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 34 86 4 61 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
-VOLLEYBALL 21-5691 17 8 0 59 SPORTS (1285) SUNSET
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 44 69 0 35 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Work in Progress -- A likely story! -- Laguna Lil
Crack Is Cheap -- Coulda fooled me. -- Aloha Alice
Arsonist Art -- I checked with our colleagues in Xochithlan, and they say you're a
really hot date. I'm game. -- Tallahasse Tina
It was with great pleasure that I took the Cocky Spectator down a couple of notches.
-- Miami Mia
Just remember not to mess with the Bookie's Guards. They fight dirty. -- Beach Betty
Kthalaxhoy -- I don't know what I fear most, never thought much about it. No point,
that I can see. I guess we just wait to see what you turn into, hmm? -- Tallahasse
Tina
P.S. If you like to keep the goat form, I'm sure we can work up some anxiety about
it.
I appreciate your consideration. And I shall do my best to be a particularly
alarming goat. -- Kthlahxoy
Smell Carefully -- Well... thanks for showing me an initiative thingie I hadn't
known. That's useful. -- Stassia (sniffing)
P.S. Really... what IS that smell?
Greasy Napkins -- You're a good fighter. I don't understand how your manager could
saddle you with that warrior name. -- Crysoprase
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GATEWAY devastated MANUTE BOL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SMELL CAREFULLY slimly lost to ARSONIST ART in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
REDDI WHIP devastated CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided contest.
5 GOT PICKED bested ROB A. REE in a action packed 3 minute brawl.
GREASY NAPKINS was overpowered by COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ETCHED IN STONE overcame WORK IN PROGRESS in a 2 minute fight.
CRYSOPRASE was handily defeated by ??RADAR?? in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
SEX ON THE BEACH won victory over TALLAHASSE TINA in a 2 minute fight.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH vanquished B.A. TURRY in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
THAT GUY handily defeated ALOHA ALICE in a exciting 6 minute brutal one-sided bout.
RED FUSION unbelievably bested STASSIA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict.
MEN WORKING demolished LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MIAMI MIA was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BEACH BETTY was vanquished by DEBBY TONTE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 6 AIMED BLOW 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 16 - 0 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 41 - 25 - 1 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 33 - 30 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 14 - 1 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 17 - 0 15 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 18 - 0 10 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 529 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 73 55 1 332 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 89 32 9 470 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)
TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 156 59 1 254 CEMENTIA (1112)
AIMED BLOW 5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 73 33 3 247 072905R (1273)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 105 104 1 211 STYROFOAM (1090)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 52 178 2 210 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 49 181 1 187 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 78 113 2 183 ILLFANG PACT (281)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was STASSIA 37-1523. The ten other most popular fighters were ROB A. REE
39-3241, THAT GUY 97-2120, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, SMELL CAREFULLY
18-8889, RED FUSION 6-5480, GATEWAY 82-15631, ARSONIST ART 39-3325, 5 GOT PICKED
41-4199, and ??RADAR?? 82-20310.
The least popular fighter this week was LAGUNA LIL 7-5681. The other ten least
popular fighters were BEACH BETTY 7-5768, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, B.A. TURRY 39-3383,
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156, MEN WORKING 38-4189, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, WORK IN PROGRESS
38-4193, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, COOLER 82-7277, and CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 4 2 0
BONSUR(7) 0 5 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 78 113 2 183 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 87 68 0 195 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 104 73 0 202 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 82 0 180 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 46 89 2 193 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 69 93 2 200 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 52 178 2 210 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 48 33 1 207 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
5 GOT PICKED 41-4199 73 33 3 247 072905R (1273) KATI-TEI
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 37 26 3 202 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 156 59 1 254 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
GATEWAY 82-15631 73 55 1 332 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 89 32 9 470 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE