DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 05/22/2010 Duedate: 06/04/2010
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-532
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-072905R 41/1273 3759 2700 16 58.2 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286
CEMENTIA 61/1112 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258
DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1195 1059 8 53.0
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 4 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 99 119 2 45.4
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 422 621 6 40.5
2 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2058 1682 23 55.0 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1060 1920 17 35.6
KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 441 855 5 34.0
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 649): VAN DERMINT of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 532): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 655): FURIOUS GORGE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 626): CASSIS of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 650): MOSQUITO of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 645): EVE AND EMMA of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 654): CAJETAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 638): DEMON of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 640): WHATAMONSTER of CHAMPIONS (Champion, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 639): CATHER of LITERATE LOONS (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 607): GORM HOLLIS of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 273): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 587): STICKY FINGERS of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 538): TERESAI of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 256): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 247): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 483): DETONATOR of EOD (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 224): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 531): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 649): MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 532): 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 655): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 626): TL;DR (?, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 650): BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 645): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 654): REAVERS (Chase, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 638): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 640): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 639): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 607): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 273): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 587): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 538): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 256): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 247): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 483): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 224): MIDDLE WAY 23 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 531) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 648): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 654): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 649): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 652): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 637): HAGAR BLUETOOTH of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 640): SALLANCHE of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
BUBBLY BAELZEBUB of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 639): CATHER of LITERATE LOONS (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 607): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 272): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 538): TERESAI of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello.
This is Edmund Winter, a clerk for the Gladiatorial Commission. The, erm...
goat has been removed from office. Apparently while inebriated, he happened to set
eyes on Lady Greywand, who was facing away of him at the time. He did what goats do.
There was lightning. I don't know if such creatures can really be killed. Most
likely, he was just sent back to Ahringol in disgrace.
(Looks over the fight reports) Hmm. I was told this arena had shrunk, but I
didn't realize how much! It's pretty sad, don't you think? Maybe you don't.
Of course, there was a title fight. GATEWAY (82-15631) (75-55-1,367) of ATTACK
OF THE CLONES fought WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (52-180-2,194) of JUST BECAUSE.
GATEWAY devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Hardly a
surprise, eh?
Well, everyone should like the Overall Popularity Leader, right? So you'll be
glad to know that this fellow with the... rather mediocre record... managed to win
his fight against one of the Isle's venerable, disabled veterans. COOLER (82-7277)
(106-105-1,202) of STYROFOAM fought SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (47-90-2,206) of STREET
PIZZA. COOLER devastated SMELL CAREFULLY in an action packed 1 minute one-sided
competition. Cooler is our top slasher. Your top slasher, rather. I'll be heading
back to Talahya in the morning.
Do you like Cooler better than Crack Is Cheap, who didn't fight this turn? I
must say that in hot weather like we've been having, anything with the word "cool" in
it sounds pretty appealing.
Oh, what the heck. There were only eleven fights. I'll just post the numbers
for all of them, for you.
GATEWAY (82-15631) (75-55-1,367) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought WORK IN PROGRESS (38-
4193) (52-180-2,194) of JUST BECAUSE. GATEWAY devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1
minute mismatched Title fight.
REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (91-32-9,524) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought ROB A. REE (39-3241)
(49-34-1,210) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. REDDI WHIP subdued ROB A. REE in an exciting 1
minute melee.
??RADAR?? (82-20310) (55-85-1,229) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought SEX ON THE BEACH
(54-2435) (38-27-3,190) of INDULGENT DRINKS. ??RADAR?? overpowered SEX ON THE BEACH
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched duel.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (39-18-0,228) of HANNAH'S PALS fought STASSIA (37-
1523) (71-93-2,208) of UP TO NO GOOD. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH overpowered STASSIA in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (80-113-2,190) of ILLFANG PACT fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889)
(33-103-0,173) of BEACH BABES. CRYSOPRASE overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 2 minute
one-sided struggle.
COOLER (82-7277) (106-105-1,202) of STYROFOAM fought SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (47-
90-2,206) of STREET PIZZA. COOLER devastated SMELL CAREFULLY in an action packed 1
minute one-sided competition.
GREASY NAPKINS (82-10156) (45-53-0,201) of REAL PIZZA FLAVOR fought ALOHA ALICE (7-
4867) (35-84-0,174) of BEACH BABES. GREASY NAPKINS vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a
popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (41-36-0,195) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought LAGUNA LIL (7-5681)
(29-92-0,160) of BEACH BABES. ARSONIST ART vanquished LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.
MEN WORKING (38-4189) (49-183-1,181) of JUST BECAUSE fought B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (27-
35-2,174) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. MEN WORKING was overpowered by B.A. TURRY in a
popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (46-69-0,55) of BEACH BABES fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-
0,0) of . BEACH BETTY demolished COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched match.
MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (36-86-4,70) of BEACH BABES fought INKEEPER'S SON (104-4) (15-15-
0,40) of . MIAMI MIA subdued INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute match.
All I can say is, it's a mercy that the same inept spectator wasn't forced to
fight twice in a row, eh?
That's all then. Good day!
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 76 55 1 376 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 92 32 9 537 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
-ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 158 59 1 276 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
??RADAR?? 82-20310 56 85 1 245 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 40 18 0 241 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
COOLER 82-7277 107 105 1 215 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 83 99 0 210 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
ROB A. REE 39-3241 49 35 1 210 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 46 53 0 207 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
-RED FUSION 6-5480 105 74 0 201 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 81 113 2 197 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
STASSIA 37-1523 71 94 2 197 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 42 36 0 197 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 52 181 2 191 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 47 91 2 191 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 28 35 2 189 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 38 28 3 183 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 85 0 172 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MEN WORKING 38-4189 49 184 1 167 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 33 104 0 167 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 93 0 161 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 37 86 4 72 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 47 69 0 57 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Well, drat. Jorja says we have to do personals, at least a minimum. I don't WANT
to, my teammates don't want to. But here they are. -- Aloha Alice
Crysoprase -- Good fight. -- Laguna Lil
Cooler -- Good fight. -- Aloha Alice
Greasy Napkins -- Good fight. -- Tallhasse Tina
P.S. There are special soaps for that.
Drunken Fisherman -- Idiot. -- Beach Betty
P.S. Good fight.
Drunken Fisherman -- Doubly an idiot. -- Miami Mia
P.S. Passable fight.
Laguna Lil -- Oh, I'm sorry. That was a mean, mean place to hit you. I hope I
didn't make you lopsided. -- Crysoprase
B.A. Turry -- Life can be so unfair, can't it? At least you learned something. --
Stassia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GATEWAY devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
REDDI WHIP subdued ROB A. REE in a exciting 1 minute melee.
??RADAR?? overpowered SEX ON THE BEACH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched duel.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH overpowered STASSIA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
CRYSOPRASE overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
COOLER devastated SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
GREASY NAPKINS vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ARSONIST ART vanquished LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MEN WORKING was overpowered by B.A. TURRY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BEACH BETTY demolished COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
MIAMI MIA subdued INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 AIMED BLOW 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 32 - 17 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 24 - 1 64 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 28 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 18 - 0 10 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 18 - 0 10 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 532 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 76 55 1 376 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
WALL OF STEEL REDDI WHIP 97-1636 92 32 9 537 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 107 105 1 215 STYROFOAM (1090)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 81 113 2 197 ILLFANG PACT (281)
TOTAL PARRY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 42 36 0 197 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 52 181 2 191 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 49 184 1 167 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
The overall popularity leader is COOLER 82-7277. The most popular warrior this turn
was RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478. The ten other most popular fighters were GREASY
NAPKINS 82-10156, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, COOLER 82-7277, STASSIA 37-1523, CRYSOPRASE
1-3266, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, GATEWAY 82-15631,
and B.A. TURRY 39-3383.
The least popular fighter this week was MEN WORKING 38-4189. The other ten least
popular fighters were LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, ARSONIST ART
39-3325, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435,
ROB A. REE 39-3241, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, and GATEWAY 82-15631.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 5 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 81 113 2 197 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 85 0 172 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 47 91 2 191 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 71 94 2 197 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 52 181 2 191 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 49 35 1 210 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 38 28 3 183 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
GATEWAY 82-15631 76 55 1 376 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 92 32 9 537 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE