DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 05/22/2010    Duedate: 06/04/2010

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-532

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-072905R 41/1273      3759 2700 16 58.2      REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286             
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258           
    DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/1293                 3 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1195 1059  8 53.0
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                          4 INDULGENT DR 54/1153   99  119  2 45.4
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                         CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074              
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197                5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281    422  621  6 40.5
  2 STREET PIZZA 18/114  2058 1682 23 55.0      UP TO NO GOOD 37/316                  
    HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270                     6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1060 1920 17 35.6
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323                 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058    441  855  5 34.0
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254          

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 649): VAN DERMINT of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 532): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 655): FURIOUS GORGE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 626): CASSIS of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 650): MOSQUITO of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 645): EVE AND EMMA of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 654): CAJETAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 638): DEMON of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 640): WHATAMONSTER of CHAMPIONS (Champion, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 639): CATHER of LITERATE LOONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 607): GORM HOLLIS of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 273): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 587): STICKY FINGERS of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 538): TERESAI of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 256): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 247): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 483): DETONATOR of EOD (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 224): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 531): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 649): MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 532): 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 655): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 626): TL;DR (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 650): BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 645): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 654): REAVERS (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 638): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 640): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 639): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 607): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 273): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 587): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 538): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 256): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 247): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 483): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 224): MIDDLE WAY 23 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 531) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 648): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 654): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 649): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 652): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 637): HAGAR BLUETOOTH of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 640): SALLANCHE of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
                            BUBBLY BAELZEBUB of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 639): CATHER of LITERATE LOONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 607): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 272): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 538): TERESAI of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello.

     This is Edmund Winter, a clerk for the Gladiatorial Commission.  The, erm...
goat has been removed from office.  Apparently while inebriated, he happened to set
eyes on Lady Greywand, who was facing away of him at the time.  He did what goats do.
There was lightning.  I don't know if such creatures can really be killed.  Most
likely, he was just sent back to Ahringol in disgrace.
     (Looks over the fight reports)  Hmm.  I was told this arena had shrunk, but I
didn't realize how much!  It's pretty sad, don't you think?  Maybe you don't.
     Of course, there was a title fight.  GATEWAY (82-15631) (75-55-1,367) of ATTACK
OF THE CLONES fought WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (52-180-2,194) of JUST BECAUSE.
GATEWAY devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.  Hardly a
surprise, eh?
     Well, everyone should like the Overall Popularity Leader, right?  So you'll be
glad to know that this fellow with the... rather mediocre record... managed to win
his fight against one of the Isle's venerable, disabled veterans.  COOLER (82-7277)
(106-105-1,202) of STYROFOAM fought SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (47-90-2,206) of STREET
PIZZA.  COOLER devastated SMELL CAREFULLY in an action packed 1 minute one-sided
competition.  Cooler is our top slasher.  Your top slasher, rather.  I'll be heading
back to Talahya in the morning.
     Do you like Cooler better than Crack Is Cheap, who didn't fight this turn?  I
must say that in hot weather like we've been having, anything with the word "cool" in
it sounds pretty appealing.
     Oh, what the heck.  There were only eleven fights.  I'll just post the numbers
for all of them, for you.

GATEWAY (82-15631) (75-55-1,367) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought WORK IN PROGRESS (38-
4193) (52-180-2,194) of JUST BECAUSE.  GATEWAY devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1
minute mismatched Title fight.

REDDI WHIP (97-1636) (91-32-9,524) of KILLING ME SOFTER fought ROB A. REE (39-3241)
(49-34-1,210) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT.  REDDI WHIP subdued ROB A. REE in an exciting 1
minute melee.

??RADAR?? (82-20310) (55-85-1,229) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought SEX ON THE BEACH
(54-2435) (38-27-3,190) of INDULGENT DRINKS.  ??RADAR?? overpowered SEX ON THE BEACH
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched duel.

RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (39-18-0,228) of HANNAH'S PALS fought STASSIA (37-
1523) (71-93-2,208) of UP TO NO GOOD.  RUGEN THE JELLYFISH overpowered STASSIA in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.

CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (80-113-2,190) of ILLFANG PACT fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889)
(33-103-0,173) of BEACH BABES.  CRYSOPRASE overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 2 minute
one-sided struggle.

COOLER (82-7277) (106-105-1,202) of STYROFOAM fought SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (47-
90-2,206) of STREET PIZZA.  COOLER devastated SMELL CAREFULLY in an action packed 1
minute one-sided competition.

GREASY NAPKINS (82-10156) (45-53-0,201) of REAL PIZZA FLAVOR fought ALOHA ALICE (7-
4867) (35-84-0,174) of BEACH BABES.  GREASY NAPKINS vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a
popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.

ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (41-36-0,195) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought LAGUNA LIL (7-5681)
(29-92-0,160) of BEACH BABES.  ARSONIST ART vanquished LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.

MEN WORKING (38-4189) (49-183-1,181) of JUST BECAUSE fought B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (27-
35-2,174) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT.  MEN WORKING was overpowered by B.A. TURRY in a
popular 1 minute one-sided melee.

BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (46-69-0,55) of BEACH BABES fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-
0,0) of  .  BEACH BETTY demolished COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched match.

MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (36-86-4,70) of BEACH BABES fought INKEEPER'S SON (104-4) (15-15-
0,40) of  .  MIAMI MIA subdued INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute match.

      All I can say is, it's a mercy that the same inept spectator wasn't forced to
fight twice in a row, eh?

     That's all then.  Good day!

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GATEWAY 82-15631            76  55  1  376  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          92  32  9  537  KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)   SHADOW GROVE
-ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    158  59  1  276  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          56  85  1  245  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  40  18  0  241  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG
 COOLER 82-7277             107 105  1  215  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     83  99  0  210  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          49  35  1  210  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     46  53  0  207  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG
-RED FUSION 6-5480          105  74  0  201  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           81 113  2  197  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 STASSIA 37-1523             71  94  2  197  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        42  36  0  197  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    52 181  2  191  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     47  91  2  191  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 B.A. TURRY 39-3383          28  35  2  189  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    38  28  3  183  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          35  85  0  172  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         49 184  1  167  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      33 104  0  167  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           29  93  0  161  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            37  86  4   72  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          47  69  0   57  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Well, drat.  Jorja says we have to do personals, at least a minimum.  I don't WANT
to, my teammates don't want to.  But here they are. -- Aloha Alice

Crysoprase -- Good fight. -- Laguna Lil

Cooler -- Good fight. -- Aloha Alice

Greasy Napkins -- Good fight. -- Tallhasse Tina
P.S.  There are special soaps for that.

Drunken Fisherman -- Idiot. -- Beach Betty
P.S.  Good fight.

Drunken Fisherman -- Doubly an idiot. -- Miami Mia
P.S.  Passable fight.

Laguna Lil -- Oh, I'm sorry.  That was a mean, mean place to hit you.  I hope I
didn't make you lopsided. -- Crysoprase

B.A. Turry -- Life can be so unfair, can't it?  At least you learned something. --
Stassia

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GATEWAY devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
REDDI WHIP subdued ROB A. REE in a exciting 1 minute melee.
??RADAR?? overpowered SEX ON THE BEACH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched duel.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH overpowered STASSIA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
CRYSOPRASE overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
COOLER devastated SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
GREASY NAPKINS vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ARSONIST ART vanquished LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MEN WORKING was overpowered by B.A. TURRY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BEACH BETTY demolished COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
MIAMI MIA subdued INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         AIMED BLOW        11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  17 -  0      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  24 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  28 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  18 -  0      10  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  18 -  0      10  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 532 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GATEWAY 82-15631           76  55  1  376 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
WALL OF STEEL    REDDI WHIP 97-1636         92  32  9  537 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)
SLASHING ATTACK  COOLER 82-7277            107 105  1  215 STYROFOAM (1090)
PARRY-STRIKE     CRYSOPRASE 1-3266          81 113  2  197 ILLFANG PACT (281)
TOTAL PARRY      ARSONIST ART 39-3325       42  36  0  197 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   52 181  2  191 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
BASHING ATTACK   MEN WORKING 38-4189        49 184  1  167 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is COOLER 82-7277.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478.  The ten other most popular fighters were GREASY 
NAPKINS 82-10156, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, COOLER 82-7277, STASSIA 37-1523, CRYSOPRASE 
1-3266, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, GATEWAY 82-15631, 
and B.A. TURRY 39-3383.

The least popular fighter this week was MEN WORKING 38-4189.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, ARSONIST ART 
39-3325, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, 
ROB A. REE 39-3241, REDDI WHIP 97-1636, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, and GATEWAY 82-15631.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          5  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           81 113  2  197  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          35  85  0  172  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     47  91  2  191  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 STASSIA 37-1523             71  94  2  197  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    52 181  2  191  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          49  35  1  210  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    38  28  3  183  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 GATEWAY 82-15631            76  55  1  376  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          92  32  9  537  KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)   SHADOW GROVE