DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 06/19/2010 Duedate: 07/02/2010
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-534
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2064 1686 23 55.0 3 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 103 123 2 45.6
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 425 622 6 40.6
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1063 1921 17 35.6
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 6 BEACH BABES 7/1058 443 863 5 33.9
2 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1197 1059 8 53.1
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 651): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 534): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 657): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 628): RED HAMMER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 652): MOSQUITO of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 647): EVE AND EMMA of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 656): CAJETAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 640): DEMON of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 643): DEAD BOB of SKI-BUM 18 (Ski-Bum, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 641): MERSILUS of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 609): ELLIRIN IMBRAY of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 274): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 589): STICKY FINGERS of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 540): SAARVEGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 257): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 248): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 485): DETONATOR of EOD (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 225): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 533): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 651): MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 534): 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 657): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 628): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 652): BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 647): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 656): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 640): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 642): RYAN'S HENCHMEN (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 641): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 609): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 274): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 589): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 540): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 257): GOTHUM (?, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 248): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 485): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 225): STATES (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 533) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 656): FURIOUS GORGE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 627): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 652): MOTHER-IN-LAW of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 640): DEMON of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 641): STOWAWAY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 641): MORBID CRUSADER of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
(turn 640): SILVER SMURFER of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 608): GORM HOLLIS of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 257): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey.
Ah, geez. One little slip-up and here I am again. So you can learn from my
mistake: At a food market, you can usually get away with tasting the grapes. Maybe
the broccoli. But do not taste the pickled beets. They turn your lips red and then
they can prove it was you. I tried to convince them I was just a cross-dresser
but... no go. They said a cross-dresser would never wear maroon socks with a
turquoise and yellow polka-dot muscle shirt.
It's me, Leland, the Black Orc. Well... there were just ten fights, so that's
not a lot to talk about. This should be easy.
COOLER (82-7277) (108-105-1,237) of STYROFOAM fought RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478)
(41-18-0,261) of HANNAH'S PALS. COOLER devastated RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. So Cooler is the top Slasher, you don't see those on top
very often do you? And he's the Keeper of the Runeblade. You know, if you carve
messages on a sword blade, it weakens the steel.
??RADAR?? (82-20310) (57-85-1,253) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought SEX ON THE BEACH
(54-2435) (39-28-3,193) of INDULGENT DRINKS. ??RADAR?? handily defeated SEX ON THE
BEACH in a 1 minute one-sided match. I guess he could see Miss Beach coming from a
long way away, and didn't want any of that. ??Radar?? is the top Wall of Steel.
B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (29-35-2,191) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought STASSIA (37-1523) (72
94-2,200) of UP TO NO GOOD. B.A. TURRY was viciously subdued by STASSIA in a popular
2 minute brutal fight. She is one mean redhead.
ROB A. REE (39-3241) (49-36-1,197) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought CRYSOPRASE (1-3266)
(81-114-2,188) of ILLFANG PACT. ROB A. REE slimly lost to CRYSOPRASE in an action
packed 2 minute brawl. Crysoprase is the top Parry-Striker. You know I don't think
I've ever heard of that style before.
WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (53-181-2,196) of JUST BECAUSE fought ALOHA ALICE (7-4867)
(35-86-0,170) of BEACH BABES. WORK IN PROGRESS overpowered ALOHA ALICE in a 6 minute
one-sided struggle. Mr. Progress is our top Parry-Riposter, and the Beach Babes
didn't do so good this turn. Although Alice was the only one who didn't make the
unpopularity list, so I guess she did good.
GATEWAY (82-15631) (76-56-1,191) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7-
4889) (33-105-0,163) of BEACH BABES. GATEWAY overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1
minute uneven melee. See, Beach Babes oh-for-two at this point. And Gateway is Top
Lunger.
ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (43-36-0,202) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought SMELL CAREFULLY (18-
8889) (47-92-2,188) of STREET PIZZA. ARSONIST ART viciously subdued SMELL CAREFULLY
in an action packed 4 minute gory duel. Art is your top Total Parry.
MEN WORKING (38-4189) (49-185-1,165) of JUST BECAUSE fought LAGUNA LIL (7-5681) (29-
94-0,163) of BEACH BABES. MEN WORKING won victory over LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute
duel. Men Working is Top Basher, and now the Beach Babes are oh-for-three.
BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (48-69-0,61) of BEACH BABES fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-5) (35-
18-0,75) of ARENA STAND-INS. BEACH BETTY was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1
minute one-sided fight. Oh boy, oh-for-four.
MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (38-86-4,77) of BEACH BABES fought INKEEPER'S SON (104-4) (15-15-
0,40) of ARENA STAND-INS. MIAMI MIA was overpowered by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute
one-sided fight. Oh-for-five, and that one was really embarrassing, wasn't it?
Sounds like the Beach Babes all partied too hard last night huh?
Well that's it, I guess. I hope the Beach Babes do better next time, but I also
hope I'm not here to see it. Laying off the pickled beets!
Leland
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COOLER 82-7277 109 105 1 260 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-REDDI WHIP 97-1636 93 32 9 543 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE
??RADAR?? 82-20310 58 85 1 268 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
-GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 47 53 0 216 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 44 36 0 207 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 82 114 2 206 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
STASSIA 37-1523 73 94 2 206 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 54 181 2 202 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GATEWAY 82-15631 77 56 1 195 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 47 93 2 191 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 41 19 0 191 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
ROB A. REE 39-3241 49 37 1 190 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 29 36 2 189 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 39 29 3 185 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 87 0 170 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MEN WORKING 38-4189 50 185 1 169 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 33 106 0 165 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 95 0 159 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 48 70 0 60 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 38 87 4 48 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
B.A. Turry -- You any relation to the Turrys of Trocar? Well-known family of, um,
well, tax collectors, but I'm sure they're fairly respectable anyway. -- Laguna Lil
Arsonist Art -- Ah, my thanks! Jorja hadn't been keeping track of that. -- Aloha
Alice
Work In Progress -- Slowly. But I was delighted to come away with four skills.
That's rare at this point in my career. -- Tallahasse Tina
I don't see why the Drunken Fisherman should learn skills. It isn't like he'd be let
use them. -- Beach Betty
Yeah. -- Miami Mia
Greasy Napkins -- Oh, Plllleeeease. Like I'm going to go out with a warrior with no
gender, and a disgusting name. -- Crysoprase
Men Working -- You're Shagornan? I'm half Shagornan too. What tribe are you? My
father was a Lake Walker, from up near Sibikhas. -- Stassia
Didn't they all get eaten a few years ago?
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COOLER devastated RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
??RADAR?? handily defeated SEX ON THE BEACH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
B.A. TURRY was viciously subdued by STASSIA in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
ROB A. REE slimly lost to CRYSOPRASE in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
WORK IN PROGRESS overpowered ALOHA ALICE in a 6 minute one-sided struggle.
GATEWAY overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ARSONIST ART viciously subdued SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
MEN WORKING won victory over LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute duel.
BEACH BETTY was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIAMI MIA was overpowered by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 34 - 15 - 0 69 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 27 - 0 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 23 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 17 - 0 15 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 17 - 0 15 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 534 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 109 105 1 260 STYROFOAM (1090)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 58 85 1 268 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
TOTAL PARRY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 44 36 0 207 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 82 114 2 206 ILLFANG PACT (281)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 54 181 2 202 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 77 56 1 195 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 50 185 1 169 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this
turn was WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193. The ten other most popular fighters were STASSIA
37-1523, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, ROB A. REE 39-3241, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, ARSONIST
ART 39-3325, COOLER 82-7277, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, B.A. TURRY
39-3383, and GATEWAY 82-15631.
The least popular fighter this week was MIAMI MIA 7-4818. The other ten least
popular fighters were TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681,
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, MEN WORKING 38-4189, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, GATEWAY
82-15631, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, and CRYSOPRASE 1-3266.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 5 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 82 114 2 206 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 87 0 170 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 47 93 2 191 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 73 94 2 206 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 54 181 2 202 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 44 36 0 207 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 39 29 3 185 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
COOLER 82-7277 109 105 1 260 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG