DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 06/19/2010    Duedate: 07/02/2010

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-534

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 STREET PIZZA 18/114  2064 1686 23 55.0    3 INDULGENT DR 54/1153  103  123  2 45.6
    HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270                       CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074              
    KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323                 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281    425  622  6 40.6
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254                UP TO NO GOOD 37/316                  
    REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286                 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1063 1921 17 35.6
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258               6 BEACH BABES 7/1058    443  863  5 33.9
  2 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1197 1059  8 53.1

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 651): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 534): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 657): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 628): RED HAMMER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 652): MOSQUITO of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 647): EVE AND EMMA of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 656): CAJETAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 640): DEMON of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 643): DEAD BOB of SKI-BUM 18 (Ski-Bum, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 641): MERSILUS of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 609): ELLIRIN IMBRAY of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 274): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 589): STICKY FINGERS of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 540): SAARVEGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 248): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 485): DETONATOR of EOD (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 225): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 533): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 651): MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 534): 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 657): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 628): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 652): BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 647): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 656): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 640): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 642): RYAN'S HENCHMEN (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 641): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 609): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 274): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 589): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 540): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): GOTHUM (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 248): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 485): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 225): STATES (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 533) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 656): FURIOUS GORGE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 627): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 652): MOTHER-IN-LAW of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 640): DEMON of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 641): STOWAWAY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 641): MORBID CRUSADER of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
               (turn 640): SILVER SMURFER of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 608): GORM HOLLIS of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey.

     Ah, geez.  One little slip-up and here I am again.  So you can learn from my
mistake:  At a food market, you can usually get away with tasting the grapes.  Maybe
the broccoli.  But do not taste the pickled beets.  They turn your lips red and then
they can prove it was you.  I tried to convince them I was just a cross-dresser
but... no go.  They said a cross-dresser would never wear maroon socks with a
turquoise and yellow polka-dot muscle shirt.
     It's me, Leland, the Black Orc.  Well... there were just ten fights, so that's
not a lot to talk about.  This should be easy.

COOLER (82-7277) (108-105-1,237) of STYROFOAM fought RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478)
(41-18-0,261) of HANNAH'S PALS.  COOLER devastated RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 1 minute
mismatched Title fight.  So Cooler is the top Slasher, you don't see those on top
very often do you?  And he's the Keeper of the Runeblade.  You know, if you carve
messages on a sword blade, it weakens the steel.

??RADAR?? (82-20310) (57-85-1,253) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought SEX ON THE BEACH
(54-2435) (39-28-3,193) of INDULGENT DRINKS.  ??RADAR?? handily defeated SEX ON THE
BEACH in a 1 minute one-sided match.  I guess he could see Miss Beach coming from a
long way away, and didn't want any of that.  ??Radar?? is the top Wall of Steel.

B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (29-35-2,191) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought STASSIA (37-1523) (72
94-2,200) of UP TO NO GOOD.  B.A. TURRY was viciously subdued by STASSIA in a popular
2 minute brutal fight.  She is one mean redhead.

ROB A. REE (39-3241) (49-36-1,197) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought CRYSOPRASE (1-3266)
(81-114-2,188) of ILLFANG PACT.  ROB A. REE slimly lost to CRYSOPRASE in an action
packed 2 minute brawl.  Crysoprase is the top Parry-Striker.  You know I don't think
I've ever heard of that style before.

WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (53-181-2,196) of JUST BECAUSE fought ALOHA ALICE (7-4867)
(35-86-0,170) of BEACH BABES.  WORK IN PROGRESS overpowered ALOHA ALICE in a 6 minute
one-sided struggle.  Mr. Progress is our top Parry-Riposter, and the Beach Babes
didn't do so good this turn.  Although Alice was the only one who didn't make the
unpopularity list, so I guess she did good.

GATEWAY (82-15631) (76-56-1,191) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7-
4889) (33-105-0,163) of BEACH BABES.  GATEWAY overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1
minute uneven melee.  See, Beach Babes oh-for-two at this point.  And Gateway is Top
Lunger.

ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (43-36-0,202) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought SMELL CAREFULLY (18-
8889) (47-92-2,188) of STREET PIZZA.  ARSONIST ART viciously subdued SMELL CAREFULLY
in an action packed 4 minute gory duel.  Art is your top Total Parry.

MEN WORKING (38-4189) (49-185-1,165) of JUST BECAUSE fought LAGUNA LIL (7-5681) (29-
94-0,163) of BEACH BABES.  MEN WORKING won victory over LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute
duel.  Men Working is Top Basher, and now the Beach Babes are oh-for-three.

BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (48-69-0,61) of BEACH BABES fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-5) (35-
18-0,75) of ARENA STAND-INS.  BEACH BETTY was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1
minute one-sided fight.  Oh boy, oh-for-four.

MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (38-86-4,77) of BEACH BABES fought INKEEPER'S SON (104-4) (15-15-
0,40) of ARENA STAND-INS.  MIAMI MIA was overpowered by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.  Oh-for-five, and that one was really embarrassing, wasn't it?
Sounds like the Beach Babes all partied too hard last night huh?

     Well that's it, I guess.  I hope the Beach Babes do better next time, but I also
hope I'm not here to see it.  Laying off the pickled beets!

Leland

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COOLER 82-7277             109 105  1  260  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-REDDI WHIP 97-1636          93  32  9  543  KILLING ME SOFTER (1323)   SHADOW GROVE
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          58  85  1  268  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
-GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156     47  53  0  216  REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286)   DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        44  36  0  207  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           82 114  2  206  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 STASSIA 37-1523             73  94  2  206  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    54 181  2  202  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 GATEWAY 82-15631            77  56  1  195  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     47  93  2  191  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  41  19  0  191  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          49  37  1  190  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 B.A. TURRY 39-3383          29  36  2  189  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    39  29  3  185  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          35  87  0  170  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         50 185  1  169  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      33 106  0  165  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           29  95  0  159  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          48  70  0   60  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            38  87  4   48  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

B.A. Turry -- You any relation to the Turrys of Trocar?  Well-known family of, um,
well, tax collectors, but I'm sure they're fairly respectable anyway. -- Laguna Lil

Arsonist Art -- Ah, my thanks!  Jorja hadn't been keeping track of that. -- Aloha
Alice

Work In Progress -- Slowly.  But I was delighted to come away with four skills.
That's rare at this point in my career. -- Tallahasse Tina

I don't see why the Drunken Fisherman should learn skills.  It isn't like he'd be let
use them. -- Beach Betty

Yeah. -- Miami Mia

Greasy Napkins -- Oh, Plllleeeease.  Like I'm going to go out with a warrior with no
gender, and a disgusting name. -- Crysoprase

Men Working -- You're Shagornan?  I'm half Shagornan too.  What tribe are you?  My
father was a Lake Walker, from up near Sibikhas. -- Stassia

     Didn't they all get eaten a few years ago?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COOLER devastated RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
??RADAR?? handily defeated SEX ON THE BEACH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
B.A. TURRY was viciously subdued by STASSIA in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
ROB A. REE slimly lost to CRYSOPRASE in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
WORK IN PROGRESS overpowered ALOHA ALICE in a 6 minute one-sided struggle.
GATEWAY overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ARSONIST ART viciously subdued SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
MEN WORKING won victory over LAGUNA LIL in a 1 minute duel.
BEACH BETTY was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIAMI MIA was overpowered by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  15 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW         7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    36 -  27 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  23 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  17 -  0      15  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  17 -  0      15  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 534 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  COOLER 82-7277            109 105  1  260 STYROFOAM (1090)
WALL OF STEEL    ??RADAR?? 82-20310         58  85  1  268 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
TOTAL PARRY      ARSONIST ART 39-3325       44  36  0  207 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)
PARRY-STRIKE     CRYSOPRASE 1-3266          82 114  2  206 ILLFANG PACT (281)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   54 181  2  202 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
LUNGING ATTACK   GATEWAY 82-15631           77  56  1  195 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
BASHING ATTACK   MEN WORKING 38-4189        50 185  1  169 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193.  The ten other most popular fighters were STASSIA 
37-1523, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, ROB A. REE 39-3241, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, ARSONIST 
ART 39-3325, COOLER 82-7277, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, B.A. TURRY 
39-3383, and GATEWAY 82-15631.

The least popular fighter this week was MIAMI MIA 7-4818.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, 
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, MEN WORKING 38-4189, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, GATEWAY 
82-15631, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, and CRYSOPRASE 1-3266.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  5 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           82 114  2  206  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          35  87  0  170  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     47  93  2  191  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 STASSIA 37-1523             73  94  2  206  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    54 181  2  202  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        44  36  0  207  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    39  29  3  185  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 COOLER 82-7277             109 105  1  260  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG