DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 07/03/2010 Duedate: 07/16/2010 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-535 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2067 1687 23 55.1 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 427 622 6 40.7 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/1323 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 5 KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 22 34 0 39.3 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/1286 GREEN WITH ENVY 3/1315 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 STREET URCHINS 6/1320 2 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1198 1059 8 53.1 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1064 1922 17 35.6 3 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 103 127 2 44.8 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 444 867 5 33.9 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 652): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 534): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 658): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 629): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 653): MOSQUITO of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 648): JOHN HUSTON of THE DIRECTORS (?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 656): CAJETAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 641): FRIDAY THE 13TH of BACON MAKIN' (?, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 643): DEAD BOB of SKI-BUM 18 (Ski-Bum, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 641): MERSILUS of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 609): ELLIRIN IMBRAY of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 274): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 589): STICKY FINGERS of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 540): SAARVEGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 258): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 249): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 486): JIMEMMA LOCA of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 225): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 534): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 652): MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 534): 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 658): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 629): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 653): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X Frothingslosh, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 648): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 656): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 641): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 642): RYAN'S HENCHMEN (?, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 641): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 609): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 274): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 589): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 540): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 258): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 249): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 486): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 225): STATES (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 534) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 658): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 653): MOSQUITO of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.) (turn 652): MOTHER-IN-LAW of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 640): DEMON of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 641): STOWAWAY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 641): MORBID CRUSADER of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.) (turn 640): SILVER SMURFER of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 608): GORM HOLLIS of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 257): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Well... the Runeblade is still in the same hands as last turn. That is, it isn't in Cooler's hands really, since it's not his style of weapon. It's more a matter of, he's got dibs on it in case he needs to carry it in a parade. There are no parades scheduled. COOLER (82-7277) (109-105-1,260) of STYROFOAM fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (58-85-1,268) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. COOLER devastated ??RADAR?? in an action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched Title fight. Cooler is this arena's top practitioner of the slashing style. Men Working, our highest-ranked basher, is both the popularity leader and also the unpopularity leader. I don't know what that means, really. Probably something. In any case, he (or they) lost his (or their) fight this time around. SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (47-93-2,191) of STREET PIZZA fought MEN WORKING (38-4189) (50- 185-1,169) of JUST BECAUSE. SMELL CAREFULLY handily defeated MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven melee. And speaking of work, this turn's favorite is Work in Progress. WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (54-181-2,202) of JUST BECAUSE fought SEX ON THE BEACH (54-2435) (39-29-3,185) of INDULGENT DRINKS. WORK IN PROGRESS overpowered SEX ON THE BEACH in a 1 minute mismatched duel. Mr. Progress is our top parry-riposter. Zontani Sharp Eyes, in his notes for this turn's fights, said, "...indeed the city has seen more than its fair share of red in decent times..." Um. Cryptic, eh? So what is it -- band uniforms among the spectators? IS there going to be a parade after all? There were only 11 fights. Let's just look at them all, shall we? CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (82-114-2,206) of ILLFANG PACT fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7- 4889) (33-106-0,165) of BEACH BABES. CRYSOPRASE overcame TALLAHASSE TINA in a 2 minute match. ROB A. REE (39-3241) (49-37-1,190) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought GATEWAY (82-15631) (77-56-1,195) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. ROB A. REE was overpowered by GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (44-36-0,207) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (41-19-0,191) of HANNAH'S PALS. ARSONIST ART was devastated by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 2 minute one-sided duel. B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (29-36-2,189) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought SHEWISH GIANT (104-25) (0-0-0,181) of . B.A. TURRY was devastated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided competition. SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (47-93-2,191) of STREET PIZZA fought MEN WORKING (38- 4189) (50-185-1,169) of JUST BECAUSE. SMELL CAREFULLY handily defeated MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven melee. STASSIA (37-1523) (73-94-2,206) of UP TO NO GOOD fought ALOHA ALICE (7-4867) (35-87-0,170) of BEACH BABES. STASSIA vanquished ALOHA ALICE in an action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel. ANTAGONIST (3-2824) (25-28-2,196) of KIDS GONE BAD fought LAGUNA LIL (7-5681) (29-95-0,159) of BEACH BABES. ANTAGONIST defeated LAGUNA LIL in an exciting 1 minute fight. MISS AN THROPE (6-2956) (14-7-1,49) of STREET URCHINS fought BEACH BETTY (7- 5768) (48-70-0,60) of BEACH BABES. MISS AN THROPE was handily defeated by BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute one-sided bout. MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (38-87-4,48) of BEACH BABES fought KRONIC BLAZE (3-6423) (15- 7-1,53) of GREEN WITH ENVY. MIAMI MIA was demolished by KRONIC BLAZE in a 1 minute mismatched competition. There. That was relatively painless. Have a satisfactory two weeks. Anonymous Commission Clerk KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY COOLER 82-7277 110 105 1 271 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -REDDI WHIP 97-1636 93 32 9 543 KILLING ME SOFTER (1323) SHADOW GROVE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 55 181 2 216 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME -GREASY NAPKINS 82-10156 47 53 0 216 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR (1286) DWES EG RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 42 19 0 213 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG GATEWAY 82-15631 78 56 1 211 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG STASSIA 37-1523 74 94 2 211 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 83 114 2 208 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT ANTAGONIST 3-2824 26 28 2 198 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 48 93 2 195 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA ??RADAR?? 82-20310 58 86 1 191 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG ARSONIST ART 39-3325 44 37 0 191 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN ROB A. REE 39-3241 49 38 1 187 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 39 30 3 180 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR B.A. TURRY 39-3383 29 37 2 175 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 33 107 0 169 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 35 88 0 168 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR MEN WORKING 38-4189 50 186 1 165 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 96 0 163 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEACH BETTY 7-5768 49 70 0 72 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR KRONIC BLAZE 3-6423 16 7 1 63 GREEN WITH ENVY (1315) OSKSI MISS AN THROPE 6-2956 14 8 1 42 STREET URCHINS (1320) TRANSEL MIAMI MIA 7-4818 38 88 4 41 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Work In Progress -- Another fortnight, another fight. It gets old. -- Aloha Alice Gateway -- Bah. You're just wound up because the Commission mistakenly thinks I'm a golem. What do they know, eh? -- Tallahasse Tina Men Working -- Why? -- Laguna Lil And two standbys to make us an oh-fer turn. I have to wonder why we bother. -- Beach Betty and Miami Mia B.A. Turry -- Thanks for the win. You might want to try a different style? Sheer aggression doesn't seem to work well for you. Congratulations on maxing your skills. -- Stassia Mysterious note-maker in the personal ads -- No, they didn't. I got a letter from my father's sister just last month. -- Stassia Rob A. Ree -- As you can see, I'm always glad of a win. -- Crysoprase LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS COOLER devastated ??RADAR?? in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched Title fight. CRYSOPRASE overcame TALLAHASSE TINA in a 2 minute match. WORK IN PROGRESS overpowered SEX ON THE BEACH in a 1 minute mismatched duel. ROB A. REE was overpowered by GATEWAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. ARSONIST ART was devastated by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 2 minute one-sided duel. B.A. TURRY was devastated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided competition. SMELL CAREFULLY handily defeated MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven melee. STASSIA vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel. ANTAGONIST defeated LAGUNA LIL in a exciting 1 minute fight. MISS AN THROPE was handily defeated by BEACH BETTY in a 1 minute one-sided bout. MIAMI MIA was demolished by KRONIC BLAZE in a 1 minute mismatched competition. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 31 - 17 - 0 65 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 37 - 25 - 0 60 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 9 - 0 55 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 - 0 55 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 22 - 0 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 16 - 0 20 | |AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 17 - 0 15 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 535 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 5 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 110 105 1 271 STYROFOAM (1090) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 55 181 2 216 JUST BECAUSE (1151) LUNGING ATTACK RUGEN THE JELLYF 82-12478 42 19 0 213 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) WALL OF STEEL STASSIA 37-1523 74 94 2 211 UP TO NO GOOD (316) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 83 114 2 208 ILLFANG PACT (281) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 44 37 0 191 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 50 186 1 165 JUST BECAUSE (1151) AIMED BLOW MISS AN THROPE 6-2956 14 8 1 42 STREET URCHINS (1320) The overall popularity leader is MEN WORKING 38-4189. The most popular warrior this turn was WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193. The ten other most popular fighters were RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, STASSIA 37-1523, COOLER 82-7277, ANTAGONIST 3-2824, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, GATEWAY 82-15631, SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, KRONIC BLAZE 3-6423, and TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889. The least popular fighter this week was MEN WORKING 38-4189. The other ten least popular fighters were B.A. TURRY 39-3383, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, MISS AN THROPE 6-2956, ARSONIST ART 39-3325, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, ROB A. REE 39-3241, and TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 3 0 OSKSI(3) 2 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0 BONSUR(7) 1 4 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 83 114 2 208 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT ANTAGONIST 3-2824 26 28 2 198 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI MISS AN THROPE 6-2956 14 8 1 42 STREET URCHINS (1320) TRANSEL TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 33 107 0 169 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 48 93 2 195 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA STASSIA 37-1523 74 94 2 211 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 55 181 2 216 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ARSONIST ART 39-3325 44 37 0 191 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 39 30 3 180 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR COOLER 82-7277 110 105 1 271 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG