DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 07/17/2010 Duedate: 07/30/2010
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-536
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2071 1687 23 55.1 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 428 623 6 40.7
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 5-KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 22 34 0 39.3
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 GREEN WITH ENVY 3/1315
2 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1199 1059 8 53.1 STREET URCHINS 6/1320
3 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 104 130 2 44.4 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1064 1924 17 35.6
CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 447 869 5 34.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 653): VAN DERMINT of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 536): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 659): PERFECT DRUG of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 630): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 654): SONNY of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 649): NOT-A-NUT JONES of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 658): MARY ANN of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 642): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 644): ERIN GO BRAGH of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (?, mgr)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 643): SIDEWINDER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 611): ELLIRIN IMBRAY of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 275): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 591): STICKY FINGERS of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 542): SAARVEGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 258): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 249): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 487): JIMEMMA LOCA of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 226): HOCKEY of GAMES CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 535): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 653): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 536): 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 659): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 630): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 654): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 649): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 658): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 642): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 644): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 643): TOOL SHED (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 611): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 375): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 591): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 542): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 258): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 249): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 487): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 226): STATES (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 535) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 653): VAN DERMINT of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 536): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 658): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 653): MOSQUITO of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 641): STOWAWAY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 643): WALLACE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 611): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 591): COLDFISHFINGER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 257): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello.
I'm not telling you my name. I work for the Commission, that's all you need to
know. Apparently the negotiations to get the original spyreporter back from the
realm of the dead are not going well. So I was sent over here from Talahya and let
me tell you, this place is GLOOMY. Well, Willow Beach is not so bad. There are
actual willows, which are pretty. And a beach. Sort of. Mostly rocks, and moss.
Other than that I guess it's just a little fishing village. But the arena -- ugh!
Built of dark stone, and the fighting ring is little and the seating rises up around
it, tall and narrow, so there's just a little circle of sky up above. No breeze.
Which is good in a way, because even on a hot summer day, it's kind of chilly in
here.
Cooler is still the Keeper of the Runeblade. I saw it, he left it on display in
a glass cabinet in the Tower. It's an ugly weapon, I think. Black, covered with
spidery writing. COOLER (82-7277) (110-105-1,271) of STYROFOAM fought WORK IN
PROGRESS (38-4193) (55-181-2,216) of JUST BECAUSE. COOLER devastated WORK IN
PROGRESS in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Cooler is our top
Slasher. Work in Progress is the top Parry-Riposte. I was rooting for that guy.
The rest of the fights... I'll let you judge for yourselves.
STASSIA (37-1523) (74-94-2,211) of UP TO NO GOOD fought RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-
12478) (42-19-0,213) of HANNAH'S PALS. STASSIA was demolished by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH
in a popular 3 minute one-sided melee.
GATEWAY (82-15631) (78-56-1,211) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought SHEWISH GIANT
(104-25) (0-0-0,181) of STAND-INS. GATEWAY devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1
minute brutal one-sided contest.
CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (83-114-2,208) of ILLFANG PACT fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7-
4889) (33-107-0,169) of BEACH BABES. CRYSOPRASE bested TALLAHASSE TINA in a 2 minute
brawl.
ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (44-37-0,191) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought SMELL CAREFULLY
(18-8889) (48-93-2,195) of STREET PIZZA. ARSONIST ART was vanquished by SMELL
CAREFULLY in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
ROB A. REE (39-3241) (49-38-1,187) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought LAGUNA LIL (7-
5681) (29-96-0,163) of BEACH BABES. ROB A. REE handily defeated LAGUNA LIL in an
action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
??RADAR?? (82-20310) (58-86-1,191) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought B.A. TURRY (39-
3383) (29-37-2,175) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. ??RADAR?? vanquished B.A. TURRY in a 2
minute uneven duel.
SEX ON THE BEACH (54-2435) (39-30-3,180) of INDULGENT DRINKS fought ALOHA ALICE
(7-4867) (35-88-0,168) of BEACH BABES. SEX ON THE BEACH was narrowly defeated by
ALOHA ALICE in a 5 minute duel.
MEN WORKING (38-4189) (50-186-1,165) of JUST BECAUSE fought LOCAL CONSTABLE
(104-22) (0-0-0,181) of STAND-INS. MEN WORKING was overpowered by LOCAL CONSTABLE in
a popular 1 minute uneven match.
BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (49-70-0,72) of BEACH BABES fought DRUNKEN FISHERMAN (104-
1) (20-20-0,50) of STAND-INS. BEACH BETTY overpowered DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1
minute one-sided match.
MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (38-88-4,41) of BEACH BABES fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-
30-0,30) of STAND-INS. MIAMI MIA bested DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
conflict. I was glad to see the Debby Tonte golem fight. That added a bit of
glamor, I thought.
That was three stand-ins, though, which is kind of sad isn't it? You'd think
they would try to match up as many registered gladiators as possible, so there should
only be one stand-in used, ever.
I see that we have just seven guilds active here at the moment. Let's hear from
you. What are the names of your managers? Maybe I've heard of you.
That's all. Have a good two weeks.
I'm not saying.
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COOLER 82-7277 111 105 1 282 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 43 19 0 226 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
GATEWAY 82-15631 79 56 1 217 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 49 93 2 211 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 84 114 2 210 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
??RADAR?? 82-20310 59 86 1 198 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
-ANTAGONIST 3-2824 26 28 2 198 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
STASSIA 37-1523 74 95 2 197 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 55 182 2 192 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 50 38 1 192 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 36 88 0 187 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 44 38 0 182 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 33 108 0 173 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 39 31 3 172 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 29 38 2 169 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 97 0 162 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MEN WORKING 38-4189 50 187 1 159 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 50 70 0 76 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
-KRONIC BLAZE 3-6423 16 7 1 63 GREEN WITH ENVY (1315) OSKSI
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 39 88 4 46 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
-MISS AN THROPE 6-2956 14 8 1 42 STREET URCHINS (1320) TRANSEL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Crysoprase -- Good fight. -- Tallahassee Tina
Stassia -- Good fight. -- Aloha Alice
Antagonist -- Good fight. -- Laguna Lil
Miss An Thrope -- Good fight. -- Beach Betty
Kronic Blaze -- Good fight. -- Miami Mia
All of the above, of course, are what are called "social fictions." Doesn't matter
who won, how could a fight be good? -- the Beach Babes
P.S. And also, what is there to say that we haven't said repeatedly for the past
fifteen years?
Tallahasse Tina -- Psh! The announcer thinks you're a golem. Is that guy blind? --
Crysoprase
Aloha Alice -- I apologize for the untamed berserker energy. It was because of what
you said about my hair. I don't dye it. Natural redhead. That's rare for a
Shagornan elf, I know, but I'm only half. -- Stassia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COOLER devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
STASSIA was demolished by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a popular 3 minute one-sided melee.
GATEWAY devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
CRYSOPRASE bested TALLAHASSE TINA in a 2 minute brawl.
ARSONIST ART was vanquished by SMELL CAREFULLY in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
ROB A. REE handily defeated LAGUNA LIL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
??RADAR?? vanquished B.A. TURRY in a 2 minute uneven duel.
SEX ON THE BEACH was narrowly defeated by ALOHA ALICE in a 5 minute duel.
MEN WORKING was overpowered by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
BEACH BETTY overpowered DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MIAMI MIA bested DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 18 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 24 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 18 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 18 - 0 10 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 536 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 111 105 1 282 STYROFOAM (1090)
LUNGING ATTACK RUGEN THE JELLYF 82-12478 43 19 0 226 HANNAH'S PALS (1270)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 84 114 2 210 ILLFANG PACT (281)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 59 86 1 198 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 55 182 2 192 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
TOTAL PARRY ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 36 88 0 187 BEACH BABES (1058)
BASHING ATTACK LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 29 97 0 162 BEACH BABES (1058)
The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this
turn was RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478. The ten other most popular fighters were SEX
ON THE BEACH 54-2435, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, MIAMI MIA 7-4818,
ROB A. REE 39-3241, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, COOLER 82-7277, STASSIA 37-1523, GATEWAY
82-15631, and CRYSOPRASE 1-3266.
The least popular fighter this week was LAGUNA LIL 7-5681. The other ten least
popular fighters were ARSONIST ART 39-3325, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, BEACH BETTY
7-5768, MEN WORKING 38-4189, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, CRYSOPRASE
1-3266, GATEWAY 82-15631, STASSIA 37-1523, and COOLER 82-7277.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 3 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 4 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 84 114 2 210 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 36 88 0 187 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 49 93 2 211 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 74 95 2 197 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 55 182 2 192 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 50 38 1 192 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 39 31 3 172 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
COOLER 82-7277 111 105 1 282 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG