DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 08/28/2010    Duedate: 09/10/2010

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-539

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 STREET PIZZA 18/114  2080 1690 23 55.2    5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281    432  625  7 40.9
    HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270                       UP TO NO GOOD 37/316                  
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254              6-KIDS GONE BAD 3/446    24   38  0 38.7
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 GREEN WITH ENVY 3/1315                
  2 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1201 1060  9 53.1      STREET URCHINS 6/1320                 
  3 VALLEY OF KINGS 3/19   21   24  0 46.7    7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1067 1927 17 35.6
  4 INDULGENT DR 54/1153  108  138  2 43.9    8 BEACH BABES 7/1058    454  877  6 34.1
    CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074              

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 656): HONOR of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 539): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 662): THE VOICE INSIDE of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 633): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 657): SONNY of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 652): NOT-A-NUT JONES of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 661): DOOM DWARF of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 645): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 647): PINCH BLISTER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 646): TERRA SIGILLATA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 614): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 601): JITNEY JOHNNY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 276): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 594): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 545): OF SEA AND WIND of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 260): ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 251): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 490): FARGO HAIL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 227): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 538): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 656): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 539): 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 662): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 633): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 657): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 652): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 661): BONSUR LONG NAMES (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 645): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 647): RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 646): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 614): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 601): THE OAFS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 376): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 594): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 545): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 260): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 251): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 490): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 227): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 538) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 645): SIDEWINDER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                           WEASEL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
                           GRANDADDY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 600): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 259): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

There you are!  Hullo again!

     This is Malic, in case you can't recognize me by my snappy prose style.  As long
as I'm vacationing on the Isle (and the hotels in Talahya which are still standing
are full-up because of the earthquake), I'll be here in Willow Beach, spyreporting.
Heh!  I like the sound of that.  Makes me feel stealthy!
     I've instituted a new practice, while I'm here.  From now on, stand-in warriors
will be allowed to choose a team to belong to for the day.  Thus:

B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (30-39-2,169) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought DESIREE (104-23) (20-
15-4,150) of STREET URCHINS.  B.A. TURRY was vanquished by DESIREE in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel.  Whoops!  Wait!  Is Desi back?  Ah, no -- that's just an
impersonator.  Who picked Mr. Turry's pockets while he was down.

ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (44-40-0,171) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought SHADOWMANE (104-28)
(0-0-0,200) of STREET PIZZA.  ARSONIST ART was vanquished by SHADOWMANE in a 2 minute
gory uneven duel.  I have sometimes wondered what manner of creature Shadowmane
really is, but since he was hanging around Suave's team afterwards, helping himself
to pizza, I think he may be some breed of humanoid dog.  My dog loves pizza.  Lions
have manes, but I doubt they'd eat pizza.  I've never tested the theory though.  Does
anyone know?

BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (51-71-0,71) of BEACH BABES fought INKEEPER'S SON (104-4) (15-
15-0,40) of... well... BEACH BABES.  BEACH BETTY devastated INKEEPER'S SON in a 2
minute one-sided battle.  And after he got healed, the Innkeeper's Kid went and hung
out at the beach with them.  Grinning and smirking at all the other lads on the
beach.

     Let's see... we did have a Title fight.  RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (45-19-
0,245) of HANNAH'S PALS fought STASSIA (37-1523) (76-95-3,237) of UP TO NO GOOD.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH viciously subdued STASSIA in a 3 minute Title fight.  And he is
our top Lunger, and this turn's favorite warrior.  Stassia is the top Wall of Steel.
And from the look on her face, she's not one of those ladies who has pleasant dreams
involving tentacles.
     Have you noticed that both warriors on the Just Because team have work-related
names?  Somebody is a fan of work, eh?  I like watching it, too.

WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (57-182-2,216) of JUST BECAUSE fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7-
4889) (34-109-0,181) of BEACH BABES.  WORK IN PROGRESS defeated TALLAHASSE TINA in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.  That fight, actually, was hard work.  And I watched it
very keenly!  Work in Progress is our top Parry-Riposter.

SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (49-95-2,195) of STREET PIZZA fought MEN WORKING (38-4189)
(50-189-1,152) of JUST BECAUSE.  SMELL CAREFULLY devastated MEN WORKING in a 1 minute
mismatched match.  Not such hard work, there.

     Well... I've said everything there is to say, haven't I?  It's time to toddle up
the hill to Eve's Palace Casino.  There's a food fight tonight.

Malic of Talcama

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  46  19  0  253  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GATEWAY 82-15631            82  56  1  249  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 COOLER 82-7277             113 106  2  220  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    58 182  2  219  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           86 115  2  209  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 STASSIA 37-1523             76  96  3  203  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          61  87  1  198  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     50  95  2  197  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    41  32  3  197  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
-ANTAGONIST 3-2824           27  29  2  194  KIDS GONE BAD (446)        OSKSI
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          51  40  1  192  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          37  90  0  183  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      34 110  0  182  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RA 3-1563                   27  19  1  174  VALLEY OF KINGS (19)       OSKSI
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        44  41  0  168  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           29 100  0  162  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         50 190  1  153  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 B.A. TURRY 39-3383          30  40  2  151  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SET 3-1554                  28  22  4  140  VALLEY OF KINGS (19)       OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-COLDFISHFINGER 42-4501      27  18  1  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (1280)      RODEKI
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            42  88  5   97  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          52  71  0   74  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 ANUBIS 3-1875               16   9  0   69  VALLEY OF KINGS (19)       OSKSI
-KRONIC BLAZE 3-6423         17   8  1   66  GREEN WITH ENVY (1315)     OSKSI
-MISS AN THROPE 6-2956       14  10  1   32  STREET URCHINS (1320)      TRANSEL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Rob A. Ree -- Don't you believe a word of it!  The healers didn't "revive" me because
I DID NOT DIE.  I was just, you know, a little battered around the edges. -- Aloha
Alice

Sex on the Beach -- How many times to do we have to say "NO"? -- Tallahasse Tina

     You say no?  Ah... -- Malic, trudging away with bouquet of roses and string
     quartet

Cooler -- Good idea, within limits. -- Laguna Lil

Kronic Blaze -- Sounds unhealthy, maybe you need to increase your vitamins? -- Miami
Mia

Miss An Thrope -- You may be a street urchin, but you're an excellent student. --
Beach Betty
P.S.  I like that in a losing opponent.

Miss An Thrope -- Why?  Who cares how you play with others? -- Miami Mia

Kronic Blaze -- It FELT personal. -- Beach Betty

Rugen the Jellyfish -- *sigh*  I guess if it hadn't been me getting so rudely chopped
up, I would say "Good job." -- Crysoprase

Smell Carefully -- Yeah, I know my jugs make great targets.  But no matter how often
you puncture them, they're not going to deflate. -- Stassia
P.S.  Hmm.  Maybe I should wear fake ones on top of my real ones.
P.P.S.  And I can't believe I still won that fight.  Ha!  Neener-neener!

19 August 10
POSTED:  Arena recruitment effort, DM 32, Arvat -- seeing as our arena Participation
has dwindled in recent months, we're offering the following incentive to any new
teams looking for a new home arena.  We will GIVE a Free Rollup to any manager
willing to agree to fight in Arvat for the next 10 turns.  We have a number of VERY
solid arena teams stockpiled, and while we don't promise tournament godlings, we are
certain we can come up with teams with 3, 4 or even 5 solid arena warriors to start
out with.
     In addition we'll honor any no-challenge requests by relatively new managers to
help you get off on the right foot.
     If interested, please contact the Devil Advocates via Diplo or contact
theDarkOne via IM on the www DOT reality DOT com site.  We will even give a choice of
teams available if requested.

21 August 2010
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                                 COME ONE, COME ALL
                                  MEET NEW FRIENDS
                                 AND FORM NEW TEAMS
                     WIN ROLLUP CERTS AND RSI SPONSORED PRIZES
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                               THE TURF WAR IS HERE AGAIN!!!!!
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                                 *TURF WAR VII RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2010 (12 turns)
           Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena.

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47)
newsletter.
        2.  Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
        3.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter those who wish to
participate under the banner of their alliance. (Lack of participant indication of
joining and/or lack of lack of Captain confirmation will delay a team's participation
in the Turf War.)
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Note: Captains
may, if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate (Unless already
submitted by Captain. Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the winning
pool of prizes.)
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.  Announcement made
on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until an RSI Gift Certificate is
received, and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North
Fork newsletter. NO EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the newsletter
by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate disqualification
(including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be sure to take any multiple
teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any other team warriors).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not
properly declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by
Turn 1.  In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the
Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn
3.  All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification,
and Gift Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions will be final. (Note:
the intent is to have a very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if any, are
required from the moderators.)

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                                   Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Up Challenge                        +2     -2     +5       -5
Down Challenge                       0     -2      0       -5
Match Up                            +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud Challenge (Up or Down)    +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion **                         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*                        +10     -5     xx       xx
Tournament Death***                                        -5
Halfway (6 round total) best alliance win/loss percentage ****
Final (12 round total) alliance w/l% percentage ****
    *After 2nd win in DA, warrior scores no additional points for wins,
    ** A Champion's double score applies to his score only -- not to the opponent.
    *** No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death
or death in a tournament. There must be a maximum of five only on a team at any point
and time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.) Points awarded for
tournament participation are 5 for any entrant, 15 for a TV and 25 for a TC. Death in
a tournament negates any tournament points gained and results in a-5 score.
    ***** Halfway points scored are 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc) for 1st, 2nd, 3rd
(etc). (to qualify for any of these points the alliance must have fought 75% of its
possible fights.) Final 12 Round points scored are 40, 30, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc)
for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd (etc). (to qualify for any of these points the alliance must
have fought 75% of its possible fights.)

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2 
     1. No matter how many mentions or stylemasters, an individual team can score
only +2 in each category per round
Style Master                                     +2
      1. No matter how many mentions or stylemasters, an individual team can score
only +2 in each category per round
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork
(DM47 arena) to be able to be declared a champion. 

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 25 15 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) wins
such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 50 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) win
such status.
        4.  Points awarded for tournament participation are 5 for any entrant, (15
total for a TV and 25 total for a TC.) However, death in a tournament will result in
a -5 score for that tournament. (If a warrior TV's and is subsequently killed in a
tournament the points scored are -5 for that tournament.)
        5.  Points for TVs and TCs and tournament deaths will be applied the Turn
after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North Fork turn 276
to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of five (5) teams allowed per alliance for the
Turf War VII.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is normally a "winner take all" contest.  However, for TWVII, a prize
will be awarded each of the twelve turns to the individual team/manager that fights
five fights and has the best w/l record that turn. (Tiebreakers are in order - kills,
recognition points earned.) All prizes and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be
awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the competition.  It is

the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

     All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance, except for
the twelve reserved for the individual winning manager each week.)
     The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters (two for each manager in the winning
alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one
DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who
fights in all 12 rounds AND 54 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied
to a living warrior from (DM 47)
     These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or
wfms101 at aol dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

This contest will begin in November 2010 following the Fall Mail In.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUGEN THE JELLYFISH viciously subdued STASSIA in a 3 minute Title fight.
GATEWAY demolished SEX ON THE BEACH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
WORK IN PROGRESS defeated TALLAHASSE TINA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
CRYSOPRASE devastated RA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROB A. REE was devastated by COOLER in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
SMELL CAREFULLY devastated MEN WORKING in a 1 minute mismatched match.
??RADAR?? handily defeated LAGUNA LIL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
ARSONIST ART was vanquished by SHADOWMANE in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
B.A. TURRY was vanquished by DESIREE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALOHA ALICE overpowered SET in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided melee.
MIAMI MIA subdued ANUBIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
BEACH BETTY devastated INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -   4 -  1      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   2 -  1      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  15 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    36 -  25 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  17 -  0      37  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -  20 -  0       5  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 539 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   RUGEN THE JELLYF 82-12478  46  19  0  253 HANNAH'S PALS (1270)
SLASHING ATTACK  COOLER 82-7277            113 106  2  220 STYROFOAM (1090)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   58 182  2  219 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE     CRYSOPRASE 1-3266          86 115  2  209 ILLFANG PACT (281)
WALL OF STEEL    STASSIA 37-1523            76  96  3  203 UP TO NO GOOD (316)
TOTAL PARRY      ALOHA ALICE 7-4867         37  90  0  183 BEACH BABES (1058)
BASHING ATTACK   LAGUNA LIL 7-5681          29 100  0  162 BEACH BABES (1058)

The overall popularity leader is COOLER 82-7277.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478.  The ten other most popular fighters were WORK IN 
PROGRESS 38-4193, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, STASSIA 37-1523, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, BEACH 
BETTY 7-5768, GATEWAY 82-15631, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, COOLER 82-7277, ??RADAR?? 
82-20310, and MIAMI MIA 7-4818.

The least popular fighter this week was MEN WORKING 38-4189.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, ANUBIS 3-1875, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, 
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, ROB A. REE 39-3241, RA 3-1563, SET 3-1554, ARSONIST ART 39-3325, 
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, and MIAMI MIA 7-4818.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  3 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          4  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           86 115  2  209  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 RA 3-1563                   27  19  1  174  VALLEY OF KINGS (19)       OSKSI
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          37  90  0  183  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     50  95  2  197  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 STASSIA 37-1523             76  96  3  203  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    58 182  2  219  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          51  40  1  192  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    41  32  3  197  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  46  19  0  253  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG